Why aren't you playing Battleborn right now? It's free!

I would honestly have to be paid to play battleborn
I'd play 30 minutes for only like $5 but I'm sure as hell not going to do it even if it doesn't cost me anything

>>381768363
What did Randy mean by this?

Randy may be a complete retard but your guys obsession with him is even more pathetic.

>>381768363
This thread needs todd posting.

>>381768536
Hi Randy

>>381768363
looks like a piss shot

>>381768363
someone give me the quick rundown

>>381768536
fuck off randy

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>>381768807

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i don't play battleborn because i don't randy creeping on my gameplay videos
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=66UtgvOJiIw

>>381768363
I-is this photo real?

>>381768536
Randy, I know you can't pay any shills to defend you anymore, but you need to give it a rest.

>>381768889
Yes it is.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_OLUwuyHkuo

everytime i see this OP image, i feel like i should be seeing a musky yellow stream of piss coming from the camera's perspective and onto his face

>>381768363

OK Randy here's the deal

You drink my fresh hot amber piss, first piss of the morning after a night of heavy whiskey consumption, and I'll play Battleborn for 15 minutes, fair deal?

>>381768536
/v/ is a place full of depressed losers who need to laugh all day at even bigger losers so they can avoid having suicidial thoughts for another day.
That's why you see the same shitty threads about laughing at someone over and over.

someone pls explain this photo

>>381768536
How dare you speak to me

>>381770114
Randy Pitchford's wife posted a picture of him on his knees with his hands appareantly tied behind his back in a filthy bathroom

BADASS

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>>381770114

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>>381768704

>>381771397
>>381771589
oh man

I wouldn't even play it if you paid me to do it, Randy.

>>381768363

>fuck off before i shit on your face
>w-what the fuck, why are you opening your mouth?

>>381770084
I'm not depressed or a loser but I still enjoy laughing at Randy.

>>381771397
is that some sort of weird fetish?

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>>381771397
How did she fit in the bathroom?
Looks small.

>>381768363
it isn't free because my time is worth something

it may not be worth a lot, but it's worth something

>>381768363
I stay away from shit games like battleborn and overwatch.

i wouldn't play that piece of shit if you paid me

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What went wrong again?

I'm not playing Battleborn because I'm playing SWL early launch, it's also free. It's not great but it's better than Battleborn. That said, anything is better than battleborn, it's cartoony aesthetics and wacky humor grates me in the wrong way.

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>stuck in a shit game
>stuck in a shit game with shit writing
>even furries won't notice me this game is shit
>mfw

>>381770084
>at even bigger losers
Randy Pitchford has a job. He's significantly ahead of the losers here who only leave the house to buy ramen

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Does Battleborn have any decent waifus that I can google?

>>381775629
>Playercount went 400% up
Literally nothing. People have finally started to realize how badass on an experience Battleborn is.

>>381776382
sup randy

>>381776332
Hi Randy. Getting a job isn't worth bragging about when it's shitty. That's like bragging about getting a cashier job at a supermarket.

Wait, cashiers aren't a waste of time even though they're free