what should I do /v/?

My wife

>>381766278
Cover her up. My daughter should not be exposed online to such degeneracy.

Break the tension with a slapstick joke.

First you set up the expectations. You could say something like "hey, guess what I can do".

Then you proceed to alter the expectations. Fart in the water, remember to lean backwards so that the bubbles rise and pop between you two.

Then the punchline. Say something like "IT'S A DUTCH SEA-FOOD!" in a funny accent.

Girls love this.

>>381766278
You know that mind control spell?

That one.

>>381766278
Kill myself.

>>381766312
Cuck

>destroys evil snow and space elves chasing you
>decide to stay medieval land
what a retarted writing

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>>381766278
Jesus fucking christ she is ugly

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>>381766278

tfw no ciri gf

why live?

>>381767931
I need a video of the game's opening but with Ciri instead of Geraldo.

>>381766278

Which skyrim mod is that

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Reminder that Geralt fucks her.

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>>381768203
b-but isn't that his daughter?!

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>>381766471
I don't get it.

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>>381766278
I was really disappointed when I couldn't take that guys virginity in the barn as Ciri.
It would have been a great scene. Start off by blowing him before riding him in the hay.
Then when the wild hunt comes you have to fight them naked with cum dripping out of you.

>>381768382
Not biological, but still wrong. That poster posted blasphemy!

>>381766312
Cuck

>>381766471
I laughed but I'm not a girl.

Find her a nice fluffy towel and put some tea on for when she comes back out?
If that's not too shockingly degenerate for you.

>>381766471
You forgot the eggs

>>381766278
How does she keep all that makeup on?

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>>381766278
Ciri is NOT for LEWDS!

>>381767536
> staying in the world you belong to with the people you know is retarded

>>381766471
Put me in the screencap for r/4chan!

>>381769121
Yes she is

>>381766471
Kek

>>381767931
Why is she wearing a towl in the tub?

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>>381769240
>>>381766471
>Put me in the screencap for r/4chan!

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>>381766471
Nice.

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>>381766471
>INB4 HURF DURF PUT ME IN THE SCREEN CAP/that one anon who is severely butt blasted and replies to everyone reacting to this

>>381766278
someone post the thing about her getting gangbanged by horses

>>381766278
Is this a question?
What would would do to your own daughter naked in a bath?

>>381766278
She looks like a granny.

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>>381766471
At what point do you hand her a flame shield and tell her
>You're gonna need that, man.

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>>381771579
https://exhentai.org/g/534386/2cb3adb9d7/

>>381768467
Faggot

>>381766350
Bowl of eggs detected

>>381766471
I'm a girl and I can confirm this guy perfectly got it.

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>>381766471
the fuck are you talking about hahaha

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>>381766471
This is a non sequitur if I've ever seen one

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>your low-effort shitpost gets posted on reddit and some redditor calls it "tumblr-tier"