Is anyone actually excited for this?

>>381759158
It's shit

>>381759158
no its like a nu male selfie

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>>381759158
>being hype for a western video game
>post 2008

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>>381759158
no

>>381759158
Only for the wife son's memes.

am i excited for yet another cinematic sony third person action adventure game designed to appeal to as many normies as possible ?

fuck no.

>>381759416
but the devs already said it's his biological son

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No, clearly nobody gives a fuck

Lol more hack and slash with qte's everywhere no fucking thanks

>>381759447
I can live with the cinematic shit, but the "escort this sidekick who talks to you the entire game" shit really puts me off modern gaming. Days Gone, as generic as it seems, appeals to me more than Last of Us which I never played, because you don't escort some stupid character the entire fucking game.

>>381759467
1 in 5 fathers are raising a child that isn't their's

>>381759158
what game?

>>381759538
Kratos's kid is cute though unlike the Last of Us girl

>>381759158
GODS

>>381759158
If it bombs then >>381759416

If it sells like hotcakes then looking forward to /v/ being put in its place

>>381759158
Might be good, will be neat to play as Teal'c in an alternate universe wrecking Goa'uld impersonating Asgard.

>>381759158
Only people who don't like God of War

>for 15 years keep hearibg how shit God of war is
>think they are just elitist DMC or NG players
>new GoW announced
>all those people now call this new one amazing
>turns out they hated the videogame part of GoW and how "immature" it was

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The actual gameplay has fucking awful animation and looks like Ryse meets God Hand's Camera

>>381759959
Whatever fag

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>>381759959
No

>>381759660
do you know what biological means you retard?

As long as kratos is still a psychotic killing machine I will be happy. Can't wait to see Kratos vs Thor

Why is /v/ so obsessed with cuckolding?

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>>381759320
>nu male selfie

>>381760136
Just because a game sells a lot doesn't mean that it's good though. Unless the claim is "No one could ever possibly want this" instead of "This is shit" the amount of sales doesn't matter because of the state of the current industry and consumer base.

>>381760730
All it means is that he isn't raising a machine or some kind of spirit.
It's his biological wife's son, the curse of the nu-male beard.

>>381759538
i highly doubt it would make a difference
in Last of US Ellie is invincible like all the other companions and she can even run straight in front of enemies and it doesnt fuck up your stealth. pretty sure they will do the same thing in the new god of war

>take fun top down action adventure brawler and turn it into another copy pasted over the shoulder third person camera cinematic slog
No, at least I'm not.

>>381759660
1 in 10. Also Kratos's kid has Kratos's powers. That means it's likely the kid came from a god mother (props Aphrodite, whom Kratos MUST fuck to progress GOW3) and is 3/4 god, 1/4 human. Kratos is a demi god and half human.

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fiigaROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>381759158
I am, because they're ditching qtes fucking finally
>t. never played a naughty dog game past Jak 3
>t. love Another World and DMC

AUGH WHO TOOK MY WIFE'S SON AVOCADO SOY LATTE

>>381761634
QTEs are the best part of it. You can't argue this, since you've already admitted to not playing the other games where it's a good mechanic.

Nah. I've never been big on the God Of War series. I doubt there is anything the series could do to appeal to me without alienating their fanbase

>>381762185
What are you talking about? I've played God Hand.

>>381759158
no and im a sonygro not every single game has to be TLOU/U4 I just wanted a fun hacknslash game but nope now we got a mywifessonsimulator2k17

DON'T TALK TO ME OR MY WIFE'S SON EVER AGAIN

>>381761992
What do you do with the "avocado" part in a "avocado soy latte".

>>381759158
I stopped the second they announced he's actually his biological son.

>>381762296
It's a series where a man overcomes his problems through sheer masculinity. I can see why you wouldn't like it.

>>381762889
men are known best for building and improving their world intelligently
blind vengeance and a childish misuse of strength is a woman's errand

WHERE

>>381763875
IS

>>381759369
What the fuck happened to the gore? I thought that was one of the big appeals of GoW in the first place. Kratos did some serious ripping and tearing in 1 - 3.

>>381761083
>>381761541
His biological son means that he fucked a woman, got her pregnant and she gave birth to his son.

>>381759158
GoW Ascension was shit...still, I want to try this new one but I will drop this game so hard if there is a case system involved.

>>381764163
MY

>>381760245
This desu senpai. Not even a fan of GoW but wrecking them false gods with my man T is more than I could ever ask from a videogame.

>>381761083
Ok so you don't know.

>>381764910
WIFE'S

>>381759480
>Zelda
Zelda
>Spiderman
Spiderman
>GOW4
Not God of War. People were watching to see the travesty and the ceremony.

I'll play it because I've played every other game, but after Ascension I have no faith.

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GODS CAN YOU PLEASE SHUT THE DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOR

>>381762653
Poor failed memer /v/tard.

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Watch it Zeusy

GABAGOOL

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WATCH IT SON

Me and my wifes son.

>>381759158
i am actually

>>381765775
QUICKTIME EVENT

>>381759158
GoW: The last of us edition
>>381759369
this looks like it would get boring within 2 hours, tops.

>>381760973
>this numale is more manly than all the /v/irgins of /v/ combined
well shit

>>381765889

The like ratio is insaly high though, try again.

Did they confirm, is he up against a new pantheon?

>no banging celtic wenches because Dad of War is lugging a kid around

it's over. The SJWs truly have won.

>>381769119
Why would there be Celts for him to bang, in Scandinavia?

>>381759320
>Nu
Gb2reddit

>>381759158
ODIIIN
WHERE´S

GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODSSSSS WHHERE IS MY WIFES SON AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>381759481
No qtes at all, actually

>>381769596
>basing everything on a trailer

it's like you people will never ever learn

>>381769461
THE JOKER?

It's being directed by the guy who directed God of War 2 and the first 8 months of development of God of War 3. So even if the narrative is cheesy dad drama the gameplay will probably be better than we think

>>381769371
oops let me correct that.

>no hot & sweaty norse orgy because Dad of War is lugging a kid around
it's over. The SJWs truly have won.

>>381769679
https://www.theverge.com/2017/6/15/15811678/god-of-war-ps4-director-no-qtes-quick-time-events

>>381769759
>devs don't lie

it's like you people will never ever learn

>>381769380
t. Nu-/v/

>>381769857
Cory Barlog doesn't though, you stupid dumbass

>>381769857
yeah that's a very specific thing nobody cares about to lie about though

>>381759158
Yes, there are so much people excited for it and the developers are so proud of watering down the gameplay that I really don't understand what's going on.
I can only guess people actually prefect graphics and movies over games on a videogame.

>>381759158
already pre-ordered it and it will be a bigger success then zelda, GOTY for sure. everyone who does not buy this game is just a Facebook gamer desu senpai

>>381759320
Yeah except you're the nu male.