>Intelligent Systems announces a full on Thousand Year Door remake
>Everything is updates to have the Color Splash engine for consistency
>No Partners, meaning all of their arcs are completely cut and their gimmicks are context sensitive to the areas included (Such as summoning a Yoshi for an area and being unable to take him anywhere else)
>Story removes XNaut influence and Grodus is even less developed
>Peach and Bowser sections removed entirely, gotta focus on Paper MARIO. Kammy also replaced by Kamek
>Bowser is possessed instead of Peach so he's the final boss
>Shadow Sirens replaced by a single Boo with Beldam's goals
>The worlds are redesigned to have NSMB themes
>Any creative or colorful NPC designs replaced by nameless Toads
>No Luigi stories
>"We're pleased to present you: Paper Mario The NEW Thousand Year Door!"
>>381756136
OP, I didn't go on /v/ today to puke, fuck off.