If you were an NPC

ignore him, MCs are always spergs and murders

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I would tell him he's a coward for not letting his feelings about the female party members be known.

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>>381750534
>avoiding the MC so you can continue your meaningless scripted NPC life
For what purpose.

>>381750601
this is what I thought, even if MC is a good guy, who ever gets close to him ends up dieing unless you become his support

>>381750668
because
>>381750671
mainly if you interact with him your scripted existence changes to a scripted death.

>>381750534
f) Tell him he's just a character in a video game and none of this is real.

>>381750736
real for their existence. Mind you, this hypothetical is relying on you being almost enlightened state.

>>381750534
>d)Take over as new MC

I'm destined to win and have an amazing adventure if I'm the MC.

>>381750902
what do you do with the current MC

>>381750534
This is the most autistic question on /v/ right now

>>381750671
>dieing
Fucking retard.

>>381750943
Throw him away.

e)

I'd be a mid boss worth a couple soft resets. Its more than I can ask for. Casual filtering is the work of gods.

>>381750969
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>>381751159
how do you convince him and the rest of the party you are MC material, all the while the MC still has MC meta working for him.

>>381751204
mid boss still has to apply to possible death, resets only work if your boss likes you enough to revive you.

>>381751459
I want to make the player have to force reset his game. I don't neet to be reused.

Even better if my dialogue points out he soft resetted

"So, ready to get your ass handed to you again?"
"Why don't you grind some before you retry?"

Would be a nice 4th wall break

>>381751638
You would be ok with dying eventually?

I'd imply the existence of a really cool or important-sounding sidequest that is simply not present in the game files.

Screw you, Gaspar.

>>381750534
>e)become an antagonist
I'll succeed in killing him because i'm not written to be retarded and then turn heroines into my cockslaves.

>>381750534
>NPCs
>Free will of choice
Huh?

>>381753161
that's the thing, the meta is still in effect. So MC wins anyways. So to point out this question>>381753270
It's like fate and you have that clairvoyence but you can't avoid the outcome.
So the question is a damned if you do damned if you dont, but still which one do you choose.

>>381753625
All right fine i'll just become the biggest pain in the ass antagonist to ever exist. Throwing you into bossfights randomly after regular fights, i have status effects attacks every turn, i'll incapacitate half your party for several parts of the game,etc. I will do everything in my power to slow you down and make the game pure torture until you quit and never finish the game.

>>381750943
Seduce and fuck his party members until they are my party members.

>>381754012
what about those gamers that thrive on that shit?

>>381754218
They'll get an amazing experience with an actual antagonist for once only to realize i was their best friend all along preparing them for the last fight. Which they'll only realize after killing me.

take him on a long pointless quest with really shitty rewards

>>381754432
best answer I got so far.

>>381750534
I would do what I've already done in the past which would be to hijack God's will so that I can overwrite the predetermined script of my fate as a worthless NPC in order to turn myself into something greater and then elevate myself into the reality that I'm currently residing in desu.

Ex-vidya NPC here, AMA me anything (ask me anything me anything).

>>381750534
join their party

i always knew my true calling was to be a murderhobo

and besides, i may go on to become a beloved character that goes on to die but gets retconned back to life

>>381751805
Yea, I don't care

I would speak the same sentence to him, word for word, every time he bumped into me

I would tell the main female character how simple it would be to make use of the world destroying/conquering mcguffins before the so-called villains do.
That it would be stupid to not seize all that godlike power for herself and rule as an immortal godqueen. I mean, seriously, there it is. The opportunity to subjugate all that exists. Fuck "happiness." This isn't some temporary gratification. It's eternal gratification. Go for it.
All so that fag who walked into my house and starting taking my stuff would be forced to battle his waifu to the death.

>>381750534
I'd give the MC various quests, such as giving me money and rare items, and I'd provide no reward because I know that MCs are obligated to help every NPC they encounter.

>>381750534
1. Stall MC's party by giving some petty collect quest as en exchange for the info\paths\item

2. Inform the antagonist for being an incompetent shit at finishing what he started.

I'd be a Minotaur who permasets Walter as your ally.

>>381750534
*sigh* Times are tough.

i will seduce the MC