Anyone on /v/ managed to pick up chicks with the Switch yet?

>asks if you've picked up chicks with a switch
>posts two gay dudes

that dude's too handsome for that chick.

>>381747512
That guy on the left looks like Link.

>>381747512
Who's that qtpatootie on the left

>>381747512

get out Ross

I played Mario kart with a cute boy at a bar a few nights ago, nothing came of it though.

>>381748240

chicks(male) are the best

>>381747512
You mean like beating them over the head with it? I mean, it might work, but you'd end up with a broken switch. Chloroform is much cheaper and causes less brain damage.

>>381747512
I've been over to many girls house now to play Zelda with them.
Centered on bringing Zelda alone, at least 3 times I think. On their volition, it's been both a part of dates and an excuse for me to come over so they can hookup with me.

My girl best friends had a planned date to get Mario Kart 8 Deluxe, drink a bunch of wine and order pizza and do that all day as was our tradition with the wii MK, but exams and postponed.

>>381747512
Ross looks like a 40 year old man.

Just like going to the gym, getting a switch has only given me compliments from other dudes.

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>>381747512

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>implying women truly care for gaymers and their choice of sexbox

They all repel women but nothing dries up their pussies faster than seeing a pc gaymer with his customized virgin nitro battle station.

Manchildren running away from reality is not attractive.

>>381751321
Id rather fuck my games then that ugly bitch, who with me

>>381748240
It's female
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vx2TdXzkyxk
shot is from the end of the vid, scene starts around 9:00 mark
she looks better in OPs shot than in the vid

>>381751951
disregarding the fact she's way uglier in that video

how do i get a gf that's okay with me brushing her off for mario kart

>>381748343
This

>>381747512
you realize thats a guy on the left right? he did some link cosplays

>>381748240
/thread

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>>381751321
It doesn't matter as long as you are alpha.
Chicks only need to get fucked hard.

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>>381752273
>thread has 20 posts
>faggots too lazy to read them anyway
>>381751951

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>Switch

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>>381748240

>>381752287
Beat her ass in the bedroom and in Mario Kart.

>>381748343
He's nothing special looking and so is she.

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>>381747512
How am I supposed to get some hunnies with a Switch? It’s like, “Yo baby, look at my Switch!” You know what they say to me? They fucking laugh. When I show them my PS4, hunnies get all over it…shit. Get all the hunnies with a PS Quadruple.

>>381747512
Those two have been married for like 5+ years.
Also Commander Holly is an adorable anxiety nerd.

>chicks

Wait a sec, are you trying to trick me?

6 means I'll win the Switch giveaway I just joined.

yeah got a blow job because of it.

>>381747512
yeah there was this one chick at a roof party.

It's getting kind of annoying, whenever I try to do anything else she whips out her switch and insists on playing Mario. I wouldn't even mind that much if it wasn't a single-player game.