Heavy HOW THE FUCK DID JASON DIE Rain

>>381739525
Just as the father jumped out at Jason to save him, one last time the father screamed JAAAAAAAYSOOOOON and the reverberations from his high density steel vocal cords shattered Jason's ribcage

>>381739525
Because physics, bitch.

>>381739667
seems legit

Because the script said so.

>>381739525
Unrelated but still related.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0t0uCWjQ6Og

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>>381739525
I assumed it was some science mumbo jumbo about the force of the impact travelling through the bodies and still killing Jason.
Then again, I am also dumb.

It's almost like David Cage is a fucking hack
JAYSON got what he deserved because MUH BALLOON

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>>381740487
>being this retarded

stop questioning David Cage "games"

>>381739525
see, the kinetic energy passed through the father, thus hitting jason. It's like those pendulum balls on some guys desk or something

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>>381740589
I'm not denying it. Science was never my strong point.

>>381740598
yeah sure, if he managed to freeze himself mid-air so he doesn't get launched by getting hit by a moving car

The counselors were not paying attention and he drown did you even pay attention?

>>381739525

Jason got up after being tackled by his dad and walked in front of another car.

>>381740754
Nigger, conservation of energy is a thing. It doesn't just disappear when it transfers from one object to another. The only thing he did by getting in front of the kid was increase the total time of energy transfer by being a bad cushion, which would marginally decrease the acceleration the kid experienced. Kids are pretty fragile, so even that acceleration was enough to kill him.

>>381740976
That's retarded. If he was such a bad cousin he should have been injured by the impact too.

>>381741101
He was injured.

>>381741101
He was

>>381740976
>The only thing he did by getting in front of the kid was increase the total time of energy transfer by being a bad cushion
that's elastic energy dumbfuck go back to /x/

>>381741223
>a bad of water filled with stones
>elastic energy
Once the car compressed all his fleshy bits into bone, he became no different than the car in terms of what the kid felt.

>>381739525
Ethan killed Jason by tackling him like that, the car was going like 20mph even a direct impact on the kid wouldn't have done much harm.

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>>381741197
Injured to death? Checkmate, Cageists.

>>381741173
Right and how fast was the car moving? Slower than 15 mph because it's a mall parking lot.

>>381741564
Well yeah, Ethan was pushed up the car and Jason was pushed under.

>>381741386
>skin
>organs
>tissue
>not elastic
this is top quality autism, anon. don't you have a succubus to summon?

>>381741627
And you know this how? It cuts before showing anything.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X-L-G1q_0L8
David Cage is a comedic genius in the Karl Pilkington sense

>>381741663
Tell you what, go ahead and jump in front of a guy about to be hit by a car and see how that works out for both of you.
Post results afterwards.

>>381741738
Oh right Ethan landed on top of Jason and cracked his skull open. The car didn't even hit them.

>>381741951
Yeah, you're retarded. Congrats.

>>381739525
i ALWAYS wanted to fuck the mom

>>381739525
kek

>>381741991
>thinks a human body will act like an airbag
no u

>>381741934
that's not even a controlled experiment are you retarted? hurry anon that tulpa thread will 404 soon!

>>381741991
Wow, rude. :(

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I wonder which one of these is going to end up the bad guy?

>>381742069
All I'm saying is you can't 100% say for certain what happened because the devs were too lazy to animate it. There is more than one person responding to you.

>>381742076
You're right, I apologize.

I can't believe that David Cage is still making games. Just unbelievable.

>>381739525
Why the fuck did Jason completely abandon his father and walk off? Does he have downs syndrome? Though a busy road and then AGAIN through the same busy road? How the fuck did he get that far? Why is the audio mixing during this section so abysmal? Why didn't they bother to record more than four versions of "JAAY-SUUN"?

I can't believe anyone looked at this thought this was okay, it's one of the shittiest plot starters I've ever fucking seen.

I'm looking for PAHCO

>>381742170
I haven't played in a long while, but I'll never understand why he was looking for the killer even though he was it. Like, he had no actual reason to look in the first place because nobody asked him to.

>>381742604
He was getting rid of evidence from the victim's families

>>381742604
I want to believe the reason he was doing that was to tie up loose ends, you see him collecting evidence from each of the families, but what doesn't make sense is that Shelby was thinking about catching the killer TO HIMSELF.

>>381742359
Are his games interactive movies like the Telltale stuff?

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>datsun takes three seconds to pay for the fucking ballon
>kid manages to wander outside the mall, completely oblivious to his surroundings

Was it autism?

>>381742896
Yes, but with more quicktimes and even less choice.

>>381742896
Yes, but much more retarded. Also one had David Bowie

>>381742896
his interaction will have you pining for telltale's non-interaction

Why did Ethan have teleporting blackouts?
Why was the entire police force unable to catch an almost dead man?
Why did Shelby think to himself "I have to catch the killer"?
How did he fill the tunnel with glass?
The whole clock shop part.
Why did Shelby try to kill Ethan after finally finding a father that would sacrifice himself for his son?

Just off the top of my head.

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>>381739525
Why do major publications keep giving David Cage's games positive reviews? Are the standards for serious storytelling in vidya that low or is it just payola?

>start playing Beyond because I laughed a lot with Heavy Rain
>literally no consequences for your actions
>you can't undo the animations this time
>even less interactivity
>terrible controls
What the fuck went so fucking wrong. I mean, besides Cage doing more games.

>>381743616
You forgot the part where the killer attacks someone in the dark and the model is small thin guy that couldn't possibly be Shelby
Though every question relating to him has the same answer: The game is straight up lying to the player

>>381743729
>game journalists
>not being paid off to give good reviews

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>>381743616

>Why did Ethan have teleporting blackouts?
Ethan was supposed to have a psychic connection to the killers (hey, it's Cage). It was cut, but they left the blackouts because DRAMA
>Why was the entire police force unable to catch an almost dead man?
Because plot
>Why did Shelby think to himself "I have to catch the killer"?
It was a clever ruse
>How did he fill the tunnel with glass?
Carefully, I should think
>The whole clock shop part.
Scott is secretly The Flash
>Why did Shelby try to kill Ethan after finally finding a father that would sacrifice himself for his son?
So that they could have an ebin final battle

TL;DR David Cage is a hack

>>381743238
>>381743289
Sounds crappy. Was thinking in getting the Heavy Rain/Beyond Two Souls double pack but will grab Infamous Second Son instead

>>381742896
Telltale takes their inspirations from David

>>381742359
Even more unbelievable is that this is actually his fucking magnum opus. His other "games" went even more batshit crazy, off the rails retarded.

>>381743729
I've seen some foreign mags also compliment the game for its story, so I assume it's A when B is not at work.

>>381743729
Its because people mistake novelty for quality.

>>381742170
Tyrell Wellick on the left

>>381739525
Dad accidentally turned his rescue tackle into a flying izuna drop.

The first 10 minutes of Fahrenheit/Indigo Prophecy is the only good thing David Cage has ever produced.

>>381744673
https://youtu.be/VL3_Hu6nHRU

>>381742170
the raindrops - if not for them, nothing would've happened

>>381742804
This was really stupid yeah, the characters own inner thoughts that we were privy to would have immediately filled us in that he was the killer, the twist makes no sense.

>>381739525
Because his father crushed him after getting hit by the car. If Ethan had not jumped in front of the car, Jason could've survived.

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>>381745091
I know it's predictable, but should Shelby had a split personality or something? I could even see it be like "whenever x happens shelby split personality sets up a thing, and then when it rains he kills kids"
It could even have a neat bit where Shelby maybe realizes this and the player has to struggle with the choice of A) killing themselves to prevent another playable character getting killed or B) leaving themselves alive but running the risk of Ethan or Shaun potentially dying

>>381745423

That's too clever for David Cage

>>381739525
CUNT

>>381740598
It's called a Newton's Cradle. And the physics behind them dictate that the father should have absorbs substantial amounts of the impact as the time over which an impact occurs dramatically weakens the force of the blow. Even going from metal-on-flesh to metal-on-flesh-to-flesh and adding .1 second to the impact time could have slashed the magnitude of the impact on the kid. Kids are, by the way, typically more resilient to this shit than adults.

A kid can survive being run over by a truck because their bones flex more easily and their organs are less secure in their abdominal cavities. Their liver can slide farther without rupturing something, for example.

>>381744673
I'm guessing you're talking about the diner, not the tutorial room.

>>381746135
Yeah

>>381745423
Is there an obscure movie that does that exact thing? If not, Cage wouldn't totally independantly come up with that.

>>381745690
I mean, yeah, he's a hack (and a racist, misogynistic hack at that so even the sjw's shouldn't even like him) but i'd like to see the "multiple protagonists" thing be explored where it's possible to sacrifice one to save the other, and only through going through very difficult QTE's is it possible to save everyone though trough doing so the main character becomes horribly crippled or something

>>381746206
Have you played Lisa? Not exactly what you're asking for, but close.

>>381746305
I have, and that's primarily where I got the idea from.
On an unrelated note, the Pointless is fucking amazing.
>Some schmuck on the internet made more believable characters than a French auteur with a writing budget of several thousand

>>381742170
I knew he was the killer since the first gameplay demo that showed hin in that supermarket

>developers says you play as some PI being hired by the families of the victims
>PI asks father of victim about handing over evidence
>father refuses because he doesn't trust him although he was one of the people hiring him

Something doesn't add up.

>>381742896
David Cage has far higher production values, and zero self-awareness that what he is making is complete schlock. It is fucking beautiful, I have no idea why Sony keeps funding his projects but I hope they never stop.

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>>381741831
>>381740308
Why didn't we get any comedy gold from that Ellen Page Simulator? Did nobody care enough to even play it for the memes?

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>>381739525
>Gotta find this kid i guess
>oh shit a car. hey he caught him, and the car even stopped in time.
>...
>what are they so sad about?
>who died?
>THE KID?! THE CAR FUCKING STOPPED! HIS DAD CAUGHT HIM!

>>381749202
The whole thing is a complete shitshow of cringe comedy.

>>381740976
>kids are pretty fragile
babies are fragile

kids are hilariously resilient

>>381745423
The "game" was cut up. Ethen and Shelby were supposed to have some kind of psychic connection but it was cut and the script had to be quickly patched up. It's very possible that Shelby was supposed to have some sort of alternative personality, schizophrenia, or literally anything else that would've made more logical sense than all those weird ass thoughts about him catching himself to himself.

>>381749202
it's hard to pick one moment, honestly. Like that other David Cage game with the bugs and the internet

>>381749589
Don't forget about the secret society of homeless people who know everything.

>>381749694
that describes every David Cage game though

>>381739525
>JASONNNNNNNNNNNNN

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>>381749202

>>381749829
SHAAAAAAUN
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vEK5VxDMMjo

>>381749202
There's always the underwater Chinese ghost base.

>>381749916
what were the real options for this one?

>>381749974
The fake China/Russia hybrid country you mean?

>>381750063
Don't be silly, girls don't poop

How does david cage keep getting work?

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What if Ellen had gone with Kojima instead?

>>381750205
Sony keeps paying for the games.

>>381750205
People think his writing is good.

>>381739525
You don't just get hurt from the initial hit. The impact of the car forces the body to hit the ground at speeds that would kill a person. Ethan was like bruised from the car hit, but Jason took the brunt of the fall onto the street, as well as the skid that would have resulted from them hitting the ground at such speeds.

>>381739525

They fixed this cutscene in the PS4 version.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=De6fyQlHwY8

Am I the only person on /v/ that liked heavy rain?

>>381749967
This makes me laugh every time.

>>381750953
i enjoyed it, and Beyond two souls
they are fucking bullshit if you start thinking about them, but i enjoyed playing them