>He doesn't main best girl Explain yourself

>>381734564
I like to win

I don't play Overrated

>""""maining""" a healer

just lol

>>381734564
mercy has no ass, yet everyone says they love her
how can you love a woman with no ass?

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>>381734734

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>>381734564
>Maining Mercy
>Wondering why you're still in high silver

>not maining genji

It's like you hate fun

>>381734564
I'm a TankDom, not a Healslut.

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I bought overwatch and it's shit
Also I've been told the only character worth playing, road, got nerfed so bad last patch I uninstalled the game

gg

>>381736918
go blog somewhere else fag

I don't like DVa's playstyle

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>>381734564
Everyone sucks and throws every game in plat.
So I can either go back to playing battlemercy in gold and plat
or I can switch to dps and carry myself out of plat and into diamond and maybe players might realize they need to not play attack torb and no hitscan.

Im still on the top global leader page for mercy playing her correctly, but it bothers me that im not at the top because im an autist. I tried to get to the top on healing, but I cant because that relies on a team knowing how to position themselves correctly and peeling for me, which is realistically never going to happen and hasn't happened over the 3 seasons ive been playing.

What do?

>>381736946
>posting in a b8 thread
>expects high quality bait
no u

>>381734564
>He plays Overwatch
Explain yourself

>>381737385
im gay

>>381734734
This, I have two girls that are the classic designated mercy players in my stack. Complain about dps but when they switch to dps(almost always soldier/tracer) they get fukd. At least they're hot irl.

>>381734564
It is a waste of my talents to play Mercy. All of my great skill would be bottle-necked by a low skill ceiling.

>>381737103
Realize you're actually not good at the game and belong in plat.

>>381734564

because that stupid fucking smirk really pisses me off.

>>381736918
You paid for the game though. Blizzard doesn't care what you do after you give them money

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>Overrated bland shooter that already has a general containment thread
>Still 19 active threads on /v/ every second of every day

I want the mods to stop this

>>381740759
>stop talking about video games on /v/

Every time
Just hide the shit threads

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>>381734564
>avoid Mercy like the plague for 5 months after purchase
>don't want to spend matches pointing beams at other teammates who are doing shit
>finally get time with her during mystery heroes
>her mobility actually makes her really fucking fun
>consistently get top card on heals and rez alone
>now among my top 3 characters even though Ive never researched strategy with her

>>381740382
No its not that. its just that solo queuing I get teams who are good and we can steam roll people. I go like 12-0 cause I can fly in with say a genji and boost him and he does his flank and our rein moves up and I fly back to him and I get behind his shield and heal him and fly up to our 76 on a balcony and heal him and he goes into his ult and we shit all over everyone whos turned fighting the genji and we teamwipe. That happens and its glorious.

Then I play 4 games in a row with attack torb and sombra and genji and we have 1 d.va as the only tank and im the only healer and the enemy team goes rein who blocks all our dps and they have a winston who dives me over and over because nobody can kill him before he can kill me and drop his shield and then he jumps away and it repeats over and over while our torb can never set up his turret again and our sombra hacks rein over and over and nobody has the dps to kill him. Also a pharmercy just hunts me down over and over.

Then I just get frustrated and it goes nowhere and I win another game going like 12-0 and I end up +5 sr then I started 5 hours ago when I first started playing.

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I don't like FPS games very much and Overwatch is an FPS game.

>>381734868
I'm terrible at video games. So fuck you.

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>>381734564
but i do

>>381734564
>not Young Ana

lmao

>>381743443
>no skin shows off her butt
automatically demotes her to worst girl next to ana

like blizzard we know you drew fat ol' asses on them. why hide them

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>>381745202
believe me when i say there's no one alive more devastated by this than me

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>>381745202
Ana worst girl?
Young Ana + take a knee

>>381745160
>make granny character
>literally no one uses granny skins if they have young skins
when pandering goes wrong.

>>381745442
great but I need to fap while I play plus I like the panty skins some of the other girls have. They all need one preferably.

[spoilers] post pic

>>381745484
Shrike or halloween skins are god tier though.
Biggest problem with young skins for me is her voice.

>>381745484
>VA is still old with young Ana

JUST

>>381734564
I don't want to turn on easy mode for climbing?

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>>381745586

>>>/vg/

>>381737103
Mercy's with 40% win rate are in gm. You're shit.

>>381745731
jesus blizzard overdesigns so bad

>uhhh just give her one random calf brace or something and straps along the buttocks.

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tfw no healslut to play with

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>>381734564
Only maining Mercy in the game and not real life

>>381734564
>He plays overwatch
Explain yourself

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best girl right here

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>He doesn't main spunky girl

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>>381747437
>maining the dyke.
To the fires of hell with you, sinner.

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>>381747154
only right choice

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>>381747545
>implying every overwatch girl isn't confirmed transbian

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>>381747943
Not my good, sweet pure of heart waifu. CLANG CLANG CLANG

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>>381748164
I don't make the rules. I just report the facts.

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Because I main sombra because disruptive support who provides healing > total healbitch.

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>mercy
>best at anything
lel

>>381734564
>invulnerable after ult useage
Who the FUCK thought this would be a good idea?

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>be gm
>garbage one-trick mercy every single game
>check their accounts
>every time they're bronze, or platinum at the very max in the previous seasons when they played any other character
>one guy was LITERALLY had 700-900 sr every season before
When will being a one-trick Mercy be a bannable offence? I would rather have a one-trick Torb, or Sym, Sombra, fucking ANYTHING, other than a one-trick Mercy.

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I already do main the best girl.