>lol, Zelda is for filthy casuals. I can speed run Dank Souls in my sleep!
>Wait, wut? Where are all the checkpoints?
>Goriyas are literally impossible. They continuously knock me into the lava pits that I absentmindedly choose to stand next to!
>Goddamn, the location of anything is so cryptic. How is anyone supposed to know that there are quest items in any of the game's sparse side attractions that are placed conveniently within the same region I'm currently fenced in?
>Fuck this shit, this game is unwinnable!
Why are underage "gamers" so out of touch?