WHY IS EVERY GAME ABOUT COLLECTING SOMETHING

>>381729695
Because it fulfills my autism.

video game demographics: autists

symptom of autism: collecting

>>381729805
no

Life without collecting something is worthless

Thankfully it wasn't collection focused and were more linear until it became 3D.

>>381729695
Mario kart and Mario golf says otherwise.

>>381729695
because miyamoto doesn't want stories in his games.

>>381729849
I want to collect the samples of video game demo discs.

Is this a reasonable life/existence?

>>381729805
I thought collecting was a symptom of being jewish

>>381729695
You play games because you have nothing better to do,you're looking for something but you don't know what. Mario is thee to give you something to look for

>>381730407
>Collecting meaningless shit which you often have to pay for
Doesn't sound Jewish to me.

>>381729883
Good.

>>381729867
Mario Kart is about collecting the tears of people who can't snake.

>>381729695
You need to gather yourself

Collecting has nothing to do with autism you retards.

The games have collecting because that's part of the genre you faggot heads.

>>381729695
>Mario games about collecting something
64
sunshine
galaxy
galaxy 2
New Super Mario Bros 2
Mario Odyssey
>Mario games not about collecting something
SMB1
SMB2
SMB3
Super Mario World
Yoshi's Island
New Super Mario Bros
New Super Mario Bros Wii
New Super Mario Bros U
3d land
3d world

only 6 out of 16 are about collecting something, hardly counts as "every game"

I'm here to collect (You)s
Pay up faggots

>>381729695
Seeing numbers start at 0 and gradually increase based on the progress you've made is naturally satisfying to humans.

>>381729695

The average player does better with small objectives and immediate goals.

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>>381729695
>first trilogy is muh rescue princess
>3D Land and World recycle the flag pole and collecting green stars or seals isn't necessary
>only 64, Sunshine and both Galaxy games do this
Did you even play the games

Stop playing the shitty 3D games.

When 360 introduced achievements it ruined everything. I can't play a fucking game without at least looking at the list and grabbing the low-hanging fruit, then going for the tougher stuff if i like the game.

Am i autistic? Do i secretly care about my e-peen? do i equate achievements with success in life? all of the above?

>>381731404
Shhhh, his shitpost took too much effort already.

>>381729850
See
>>381731404

>>381730912
>Collecting shit that you just find lying on the ground
ftfy

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because it's a mandala, you collect a shit ton of worthless but beatiful stuff, and then they're gone into oblivion.

It's spiritually enlightening experience.

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>>381729805

Capitalism is all that matters.