So, Pokémon Go got an update, right?
A friend of mine told me that if you have an altitude of 39,000 feet you, and get rarer Pokémon. So, I tested it and found a few Fearows and a mother fucking shitload of Ratata.
The real reason the flight attendants make you turn off your devices is because they want all the Pokémon for themselves, and they don't want to take any risks of losing them.
United Airlines is the biggest offender, remember that man they kicked off their flights a few months ago? He was actually playing Pokémon Go, and got a little too close to capturing an Ekans.
Airlines have grown too greedy in these modern ages, wouldn't you say?
The reach for comedy is way out of your grasp.
OP I hope you didn't write this yourself
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I think he's trying to start something, but he has never read Mein Kommpft so he has no idea how to do it