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Holy shit this game is terrible.
I've played a few fighters: MK, Injustice, P4A, and a bit of KoF. And this is by far the worst of all of them.
Gameplay is so fucking slow and clunky. Specials don't work half the time I do them, a problem I've never experienced with any other fighter. I do a combo one time and it works flawlessly, another time it either does something completely different, or more commonly, nothing happens at all.
I'm stuck playing as this Nash faggot in story mode, and holy shit this character is so fucking godawful. I literally can't do anything because the moment I try and poke out of a combo this retard in a hat does a 30% combo off a sweep.
None of my normals have any range, they're all slow as shit, specials don't work, supers don't work, I still don't know what the fuck Vtrigger is because the game lacks an actual tutorial...
Fuck me, buyer's remorse thread I guess.
>>381717974
wanna start a lobby?
>nash
>None my normals have any range
You could at least put some effort if you gonna try to bait this hard. SFV is full of flaws but c'mon son.
>>381718149
Nothing that has range is fast enough to be useful at all. Hatguy (forget his name it was something retarded) might as well have infinite blockstrings because none of my pokes do anything, he beats me every single time.
>>381718142
The hot girls are literally the only thing about this game. Oh, and the music's decent I guess.
Purple girl best girl, though. Pigtails would have my vote for that sexy scratchy voice, but they fucked up her textures or something, she looks gross.
Oh, and now I understand why everyone went apeshit over the MK and Injustice stories even though they were mediocre. This shit makes MK look like Breaking Bad.
>>381717974
>shitter : the post
The game's trash but so are you.
>>381718142
I do.
>>381719130
lets play! imma start a lobby now
>>381719645
CFN:mylatinlover69
PW:8888
imsilver shitter
>>381719645
ok, just wait a sec
>>381719961
thanks for joining anon
>>381719930
It alright if a platinum joins?
>>381720228
anybody nigga
>>381720095
Fucking Zangief...
>>381719930
i want more people to join
>>381721084
EU?
>>381720764
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>381717974
>MK, Injustice
>Gameplay is so fucking slow and clunky
>can't do special moves
LOL
>>381717974
Yep agreed OP, i don't give a fuck if you're memeing this game is so fucking terrible. I can't believe i paid full price for this piece of fucking junk
>>381721229
NA but just join anways
>>381721327
Y-You too.
Fuck I need to get better at fighting Cammy GG's
So we all realise now that retail updates like Super/Arcade Edition/Ultra are good things right?
They add enough content and gameplay tweaks and most importantly they get attention from Games media and treated as new games which brings people back and new people to the games.
These "rehash" updates people used to never endingly bitch about are actually essential to fighting games.
This single game seasonal model doesn't work.
>>381721836
Taking on super to the title with a big free update with balance changes and a couple new characters you have to buy with FM accomplishes the same thing, SFV made a lot of mistakes but the platform model was not one of them
>>381721803
What is the most difficult thing against her? I am too scared of Gief using her.
>>381722004
If they put out a new disc for consoles and purchase on Steam then yeah. And if it got reviewed again by critics and treated like a completely new game then sure
>>381717974
Just play R.Mika or Juri.
Stop using edgy characters that actually require skill.
i felt that was a lucky win mexibro cammy
>>381722213
He's stuck in the cinematic story mode I think anon so he cant pick his character.
Also:
>stop using edgy characters that actually require skill
>just play juri
Pick. One.
Ed player here, no idea why, but my match quality has been shite since the Win10 Creative update. I know, I know
>windows 10
but seriously, in addition to some matches just always dropping, I get ridiculous frame drops even in perfect connections. Anyone else getting this or know of a fix? Thanks for the game, though doods
Lobby till up?
>>381722678
yes
>>381722168
I fall for quick spin knuckle too much and when they aren't scared and play crazy u get mixed up like a motherfucker
>>381717974
>Canadian
>Ken
I expect nothing but quality play from this man
>>381722403
which one?
>>381722426
Juri is totally different in this game.
She actually requires you look at the screen now to win.
>>381723034
Why you gotta call me out for...
>>381723047
chun
>>381723153
that first KO was funny
>>381721836
Or maybe just make something like Smash.
I'm not here to argue if or if is not a fighting game. But Smash does one thing right, it please both casual and tryhard core, but a little more in the casual core of the fanbase.
>>381723407
of course i get memed on
>>381723384
she kinda plays very unpredictable, right?
How much space is left in the lobby and what are the lounge settings?
>reddit kappa hourly activism thread
>>381717974
sf5 might be trash but just sounds like you are a fucking shitter desu
>>381717974
>faggot ass OP makes SFV hate thread
>it turns into a SFV lobby thread
Top kek
>>381717974
>nash has bad normals
>combos are hard to get to work in SFV
>unable to beat the most easy-mode story in any fighting game ever
>doesn't know what vtrigger is, despite it being in the opening tutorial, in every character demo, and the same input for every character so you can just hit HP+HK to figure it out
This is why we can't have nice things. SFV has some legit problems, and Capcom seems completely unable to figure their shit out, but every fighting game runs into THIS shit now. Where other players might just tell you to get good or find better bait, Capcom wants that mass-market appeal, esports dosh and fuck anything that doesn't work towards that goal.
>>381723795
FUCK that OP Urien
>>381723898
You mean laggy
>>381723889
>>combos are hard to get to work in SFV
I thought they were super easy. Get your fact straight.
>>381724134
I don't recognize his flag? Where is it from?
>>381724261
Urien here, I'm US, its just a joke flag
>>381724434
let other people play damn it!
GG so close
-chun
>>381724434
But from where??????
Gief player you have to beat Urien!
>>381724153
They are; that's the point. Can't please people like OP, so why bother putting work towards actually improving the game/adding characters? But hey, we have 3 new costumes to reveal at E3!
>>381724503
The flags central Africa I think and I'll try my best
>>381723486
no. she doesnt have much moves like other characters
>>381724779
I meant the player, "that" Chun in other words.
>>381724910
yeah being unpredictable helps me out but chun needs a better CC like other characters. i lose a lot of zoning like i did to blackdynomite the fireballed me the last round
>>381718656
breaking bad is reddit tier garbage though
At least this thread shows /v/ actually plays video games
>>381725204
This. Most overblown series in the history of television, but manchildren from nowadays grew up with Malcom so...
>snow blonde chun hair
BLACKED when?
>>381718656
Who plays fighters for story?
Like seriously, who likes fighting either braindead bots or input reading bastards?
Survival mode is basically an arcade ladder and everyone hates it. Just add some shitty cutscenes and boom arcade mode
>>381725520
I prefer Morrigan Chun.
THAT CHUN-LI COMEBACK
Its the lobby still up?
>>381725739
I want to buy GGXrd for the story and nothing else. so there's my opinion
>>381725739
I dunno, i think it's a meme at this point but I think people generally care about a story/arcade mode, even though SFV has a story mode, people still bitch and want an arcade mode for what reason I have no clue.
>>381725889
But isn't Xrd's story mode all cutscenes? I mean, I understand that. Like watching a show.
>>381725887
It's full. I think we should split the lobbies so it isn't a 15 minute wait for your next turn.
>>381725887
Yes, but it's full. I update when there's a vacancy.
>>381725837
feels gud to win one a least
>>381725887
its full
>makes thread to rant on sfv
>people use thread to lobby up and play against each other
>>381717974
>Specials don't work
>Supers don't work
>Combos don't work
>What is Vtrigger
The game has flaws no doubt but I've got news for you OP. You're just a shitter. Its not the game's fault if your execution fucking sucks.
Its kind funny actually because SFV turned out the way it did to please faggots like you and yet you still couldn't figure the game out
>>381725887
open spot now!
>>381726286
it's the classic option select
Alright I'm making a new lobby so we don't have long ques
ID:Chunnilingus
FT1
PW:1119
>>381726286
It's like monhun threads. Bitch in the opening post then get to discussing.
>>381718142
Judging by most of the artwork, I get the feeling that Juri is into stuff like anal. Am I correct on this assessment?
>>381726502
No, I wanted to fight Akuma ;_;
>>381726592
Old monhun threads you mean. One day we'll go back, back to the good ol times.
>>381726760
Only sluts don't like anal anon.
My main problem with SF is the character designs. 80% of them bore me to death. What the fuck got under Capcoms skin where they basically said "no more crazy designs" after 3?
There's an open space in >>381719930
>>381726502
I'll join in a minute. Time to rev up my lame Alex
GG guys im out
-latinlover
>>381727674
I'm also out, in the other lobby, my game froze when doing alt+tab.
Daily reminder that capcom wants to casualize MvCI even more then SF5
Even Pokken of all things (which is actually pretty great but nobody gives it a chance because >nintendo) actually does the "make it more accessable for newcomers without lowering the skillcap" thing better then Street Fighter.
>>381721836
The season single game model would have worked fine, if they just released it later with more characters, story mode, updated CFN and all the other shit they fixed.
Nobody likes upgrading to new versions of games just to keep the playerbase together. Being able to buy just the characters you want, with FM or real money, is a really great model for fighting games.
Anyone can tell me who is the host now that Latinlover is out?
>>381728291
Chunnilingus
>>381728335
There's two lobbies atm senpai. Chunn is the head of only one of them.
>>381728335
That's the second one. Who is the one in the first?
That was a rough way to end that Ed mirror lmao.
GGs
>>381728421
Jacky_M only 4 guys here atm
Can't wait to get this Akuma experience, I suck at this MU
man I really forgot how to play Necalli
It's been fun guys but I'm gonna call it a night, thanks for the ass beatings-Jacky_M
>>381728592
Has it lost its password? I don't seem to find it. I see Chunnilingus though...
>join lobby
>nobody but me lower than super gold
I got this
Man, I'm rusty as hell at this game and my bad AA jab habit is back. Curse these anime fighters and their 6A anti-airs.
Anyways, I think I'm good now that its back to FT1. GGs guys. The Ed mirror FT2 with DemonCrest was really fun. Wish it was still FT2 for Chunnilingus' Birdie though, wanted to break in Necalli a bit more.
>>381717974
>>381729775
Sorry. Even ft2 takes a but for a 4 man lobby
>>381729314
Which one are you?
>>381729808
Is that a gorilla to the right of marie?
>>381728094
The model's good, but the implimentation is shit for most people, since capcom is so stingy about the FM.
At the very least they should boost the amount you get for matches, since they should be encouraging people to like, play it. But they've got their heads too far up their jewbutts to even do that much.
>>381730019
>unga character
Pretty much
>>381730036
Oh sorry. Didn't see you wanted my Akuma.
>>381730116
>karin is unga
you know nothing of unga
someone tell me the lobby info please
>>381730264
Well chunn's lobby is full and I don't know the other one's info
>>381730264
Going to create another because the two previous ones were lost.
Just wait a TWO minutes
Oh geez, my nightmare. demo's fang
Damn my wiggles that wasn't supposed to be a yolo dp.
>>381725204
>>381725516
you underagers can eat shit
>>381730264
Ok, my ID isNictografo, comment is Let's hunker down! and the pass is 1212
>>381730913
>>381730913
>>381730913
>NEW LOBBY
NEW LOBBY
>NEW LOBBY
NEW LOBBY
GGs everybody, my Ed need a lot more of training
>>381730116
>>381730263
The fuck is unga
>>381731202
It's what you do before you go bunga
>>381731202
bunga
>>381731279
>>381731296
does this have anything to do with warming the towel
>>381731202
unga bunga standing forward unga bunga standing forward unga buinga standing forward
>>381731004
PLEASE JOIN
;_;
>>381731296
>>381731589
Unga means characters you're mad you lost to?
That fucking demon lmao
ggs man
>>381731823
You though you can punish my sweep? NOPE
>>381731879
Okay, dokikido, this is the second time you have beaten my ass in /v/ lobby. Do you remember me?
>>381732129
Yep
>>381731623
I don't think new people are coming. Join this lobby. One spot>>381726502
>>381729808
>r/kappa in charge of Photoshop
inb4 "it's SUPPOSED to look shit!"
>>381731729
unga bunga standing strong unga bunga medium stomp unga bunga crouching strong unga bunga light stomp
>>381732248
forgot pic
>>381732248
is that a yes?
For some reason I thought Akuma's dash had more range
>>381732170
lel
ok, I'm going to another lobby. Thanks for the support.
>>381732462
tell me when a spot opens
>>381732626
That's what I´m waiting for myself. There isn't one. I will probably log out if I don't find one in five minutes.
Nice seeing you again.
Okay, to ignore the actual cavemen.
Unga Bunga is slang for Caveman jibberish, popularized by Captain Caveman.
It defines a character that can completely ignore things like defense, the opponent's tools, and meter management to just rail on to people.
Such as
>Tekken 7 Akuma pre-nerf and even post nerf up to the four sacred beasts
>Leo and Sin from Guilty Gear Xrd
>A card game where there's a tournament ready deck style for attacking someone's life points directly very early
>Novice vs Novice shotos
>Laura at max meter and Balrog after 30 seconds.
Ibuki is the one character that always gets me satly. No idea how to fight her in the neutral.
>>381732771
good games
>>381731004
where do i go to join? and which one is it?>>381730913
>>381732901
That guy disbanded his lobby after I left. He will probably remake it if you show interest
>>381732978
both guys? the nicografo guy says hes in a battle lounge but i dont know hwo to join
>>381733017
As far as I can tell theres a room made by a chun name guy whos room is full and then nicografo made another one which currently is disbanded. thats probably why you cant join it unless you dont know how to join rooms period
>>381732901
Closed. I got tired of being of getting my ass kicked since no one cared to join. Sorry.
>>381732901
>>381732978
Ok, I will open it again. But will wait until at least three people join to start the match. Until then I will be here.
>>381731004
>>381731004
>>381731004
REOPENED
>REOPENED
>>381733310
If I lose in this chun one I will probably join
>>381733117
yeah i literally dont know how to join rooms. do i go to the battle lounge or the cfn? theres no option to join when i search with cfn
>>381733430
please do
>>381733432
you go to battle lounge and look for this room. look at his original post to see the details of the room.
>>381717974
I bought SFV.
I didn't really like it.
So I went back to playing all the other Street Fighters that I actually like.
How bow da
>>381733714
which ones do you like anon
lame ass gold guile vs shit vega
>>381730913
JOIN
>JOIN
JOIN
>JOIN
>>381733821
Alpha 3 because it actually had a single player mode.
it's been time to stop wasting time on this dead genre since more than a decade. there's nothing left to explore in fighting games and the best ones have already been made
>>381733821
I have USFIV, 3rd Strike, Hyper Street Fighter II, and EX plus alpha. I like USFIV and 3rd Strike the most.
tfw no Garuda for SFV DLC ever
Might actually get me back into the game.
lame ass guile get shut down
nice to see you again debin
>>381733881
lads get in here
ggs everyone
that was a controller malfunction, now I'm gonna go eat something and after this there better be a lobby when I get back
>>381734124
gotcha
>>381730913
Come play with us, please.
>>381718498
>hot girls
They aren't, thanks to those weird caveman bodies they have.
oh wow this thread got popular
anyways, I'm going to be selling this game soon, glad I didn't pay full price for it
This Bison faggot is literally unbeatable unless you spend hours in training mode and I'm not doing that.
Literally time I hit a button he reads my inputs and counters me, I don't know if this what autists consider fun, but I consider it a shit game that belongs in the trash.
>tfw didn't know you could psycho assault into psycho ball
this is a learning experience
>>381735237
lol which one are you
FIX YOUR BULLSHIT CONNECTION
>>381717974
imagine being this awful
I'm finishing off some survival matches, who should I buy Balrog, Ibuki, Kolin, or Urien?I main Akuma
Is Balrog (Iwate) at the #1 spot online, or is it character rank?
>>381721836
No.
Eat shit.
>>381735475
He's the global number 1
>>381735310
OP. Honest question: why don't you play a good fighting game? I tried the KoFXIV demo and it's fucking rad, I should have gotten that instead.
>>381735417
Not my fault the story forces me to play with a gimped character and the AI reads my inputs for 40% damage a combo.
>>381735475
join >>381730913
Kolin is the most fun. Balrog is broken and Urien is OP. Ibuki is meh.
>>381735475
Balrog is top tier, Urien is fun and Ibuki is high tier but needs a lot of work so it's your decision really and how you feel about charge characters. Kolin is an odd duck of a character with a great story costume.
>>381723578
why is r/kappa so obsessd with SFV even thogh they dont play fighters
>>381735237
In the off chance someone is legitimately having trouble with especially any of the hard mode Bipson fights (which I can see, having never touched Nash he took a few tries), just block and fish for CCs. The computer rarely goes for throws, and you can break it fairly easily by blocking scissors and immediately pressing your fastest CC button and confirming into whatever you can. Rinse and repeat.
>>381735679
The fuck is a CC?
I'm blocking fine and waiting for punish opportunities but they aren't coming. Literally everything he does is safe on block.
>>381735679
You can punish his scissor kicks with l.p m.p h.sonic scythe target combo.
>>381735790
crush counter
>>381735816
>light punch
Worthless. No range. I'm only using mediums now, light attacks always miss, heavies are too slow.
>>381735967
literally what the fuck is that
and why doesn't this game have A FUCKING TUTORIAL
>>381736023
I'm a Nash main you are a moron.
>want to learn fighting games
>the characters I'm attracted to are always the high difficulty female characters
Why dont they just make a Female Ryu so I can learn without having to play a faggot jap guy or his blonde equivalent
>>381735650
You just answer the question. That board (are they called like that?) is obsessed with burning a meme into the ground. SFV is bad, yes, but after everybody knows they had to keep getting more and more hyperbolic to have something "new" to talk about.
>>381735790
Crush Counter. Like >>381735816 says, you can also punish nearly every scissor kick that doesn't have a shitload of EX moves stacked on the end (which he will do in Vtrigger) with an easy combo. Or, for braindead mode, just hit fierce after blocking scissor and you will get a big counter, complete with glass-breaking sounds, that you can follow with a scythe. OR, if that isn't working for you, cr. mp > lk moonsault > cr. mp > cr. mp >lk moonsault >repeat forever works too. It's not even that hard, dood. Just wash away the salt and try new shit like you have to in...y'know, every fighting game ever.
>>381736167
OK then, tell me a single attack he has that's safe on block, I've tried everything and get punished no matter what.
Remember to support Ibuki and Mika by buying their costumes this Tuesday!
It's only $4 each, you can afford $8 right?
>>381736276
l.k m.k If your close enough l.k m.k cr.lp l.sonic scythe.
>>381736237
stop being a waifunigger.
>>381736125
you're either fucking retarded, blind, suffer from memory loss, or all of the above. there's the beginning tutorial that you're forced into that theres literally no way to miss and then trials to teach you other shit that the game is constantly reminding you about.
>>381736371
I cant help the way I am.
I'm not interested in learning by staring at Ryu's bland face or Ken's smug mug
>>381717974
you're definitely retarded on some level
>>381736251
Nope, scissor kicks are safe, I've tried punishing that a million ways, nothing works.
Everything Bison does is safe, I'm playing something good. I still don't know what a cross counter is because THE GAME DOES NOT TELL YOU ANYTHING, so fuck it.
God dammit I feel like such an idiot for buying this. God fucking dammit I should have listened to the people who warned me.
if I buy the game from steam summer sale, do I still get the free 50k fight money? and is it worth 20 bucks?
>>381736502
You have no idea whats safe and what isnt because you are noob who hasnt looked at the frame data. Only heavy scissor kick is safe and its -2. Stop acting like you know something, please.
>>381736506
If you're brand new, SFV is a good starting point to learn.
If you consider yourself a vet, then you should know where to look for real information to decide if you wanna try SFV.
>>381736389
I played the tutorial, it taught me USE THE BACK BUTTON TO MOVE YOUR GUY BACK AND NOW MOVE THE GUY FORWARD ALSO THERE'S THE VTRIGGER SHIT THAT WE WON'T TELL YOU WHAT IT DOES LOL
Never was a crush counter mentioned, and it isn't in the controller settings either. Game didn't come with a manual.
>>381736331
>halfassed generic schoolgirl shit
i wouldnt pay any amount of money for this
>>381736609
There is no frame data, I checked training mode for it. I know what's safe and what isn't because I block immediately after doing the move, and if I get my ass blown up, it's not fucking safe, now is it, faggot?
Stop acting like the game is good, please. It's shit.
>>381736456
You dont have to pick those but you absolutely have to stop being a waifunigger.
>>381736506
Do not buy this game, buy MKX, buy KoF, buy fucking Injustice or Tekken. Do not buy this game.
I'm going.
Thanks for the matches to both Bison players.I hate fighting against that character though.
>>381736876
Dont lump me in with that gold poop crap. Im leaving too
Lobby still up?
Anyone else sad that Tekken has lost 75% of its PC players?
Hope the PS4bros are doing better, at least Koreans and Japs play on PS4 and will keep it active, right?
>>381736851
>mk or kof
sf5 is bad but not that bad
>>381736506
20 bucks is k, if you can get the season 1 pass for cheap somewhere I'd grab that too.
That will give you enough characters and content to unlock the Season2 characters easily.
>>381736627I already own the game on ps4 but I stopped after I upgraded my pc and never touched my ps4 since. I'm worried the hype for the game died or that I will regret buying the same game twice
>>381736985
>memorizing strings and frame data: the game
no wonder that shit died
>>381736954
Sorry. Good night, dokikido.
>>381736985
The majority of Tekken fans is casuals who wont stick, even more so than with SF, but Tekken will remain active on PC.
It will never be in a KoF or GG situation.
>Specials don't work half the time I do them
>>381736876
good matches lads, thanks for setting up the lobby
thanks to >>381736954 too for showing me some new things despite you seeming agitated for whatever reason
>>381737001
Why would you buy any game twice. Just play on PS4.
I dont know how much HYPE is real HYPE for you but the online is active thanks to crossplay and the tournament views are still the highest despite a drop off across the board for all FGC games.
May be worry less about what other people think of the game and just play if you like it. Or dont if you dont like it.
>>381736994
I only tried the demo for KOFXIV, but it felt WAY more smooth, fast, and responsive than this garbage.
Also hey, I beat that Bison faggot somehow, and WOW THIS STORY GOT MORE RETARDED I DIDN'T THINK THAT WAS POSSIBLE
>>381717974
>Injustice
No, you are wrong.
>>381737186
This is a real problem. I hit df1 for a fireball, it works, I do it again a few seconds later, and it doesn't work. I no longer try to do combos into special moves because it doesn't work about 30% of the time.
any lobby open?
>>381737381
You should buy KoF. That game needed players since release.
>>381736956
>>381737583
Pls respond
>>381737583
Looks for this one >>381726502. If not, go ahead and make a new one. I have already my share but probably will try making more lobbies in SFV threads in the around this hour.
>>381737651
If he has trouble with SFV's ultra buffered inputs he won't be able to do shit in any KOF game other than normals.
>>381737651
I should have, but this was cheaper and like a fucking idiot I went for the cheap option instead of the good option.
Also it's hilarious how bad Chun Li is, I thought Nash was annoying to play but this is fucking hilarious, her spinning kick has absolutely no hitbox.
>>381737651
>tricking op into buying a dead game so that he wastes money
greatest ruse
>>381737836
:)
>>381737853
He is secretly a SF fan. He has managed to host a thread with three lobbies already. Well, at least I was in three.
>>381737792
Alright, new lounge open, CFN is Boomhauer, FT1, password 1212
>>381737651
I tried the demo for KOF, it was great, I could do all sorts of neat combos. I start playing SFV and my specials just won't come out, even simple 1/4circle motions.
>>381737991
I will make you company for a couple of fights, then I'm going to sleep. Wait a sec.
>>381737983
>make a thread about hating SFV
>its actually dedicated to playing and praising it and discussing it's flaws in a civilized manner
If we do the same thing with Marvel then I'll cave and call /v/ the smartest board around
>>381737983
>le smiley face maymay
fucking reddit cancer, should've known
>>381737983
>>381738118
If this thead caused people to play SFV I guess that makes me a war criminal.
My issue is not having a proper Arcade mode I can go through, so I can pickup and play, I don't like playing online so SFV sucks to me for a different reason than the usual, also I think the music is unmemorable but the visuals are nice, the backgrounds could use a little more life but otherwise they are fine. The characters are fine as well, good group, I wish Sak Sak(Sakura) was in but eh, maybe one day.
>>381738329
I don't understand what arcade mode has that character story/survival don't have split between the two of them, is it just having cutscenes/score together? I only played 1 arcade in my short 200 hours of ultra 4 and I didn't see the appeal, it was pic related's and Isincerely wish he returns albeit with a heavily modified moveset
>tfw US east coast
>playing someone in mexico is a better connection than someone down the street
The fuck
>>381738734
East coast here too. I honestly dont get the meme about SFV's netcode
The only really bad ones I've had were against Brazilians. And that's about it.
>>381738734
Hey... I have 3 ping. Good night, Karin player.
>>381739091
fucking brazilians
>west coast
>play against mexicans mostly no problem
>play againt japs no problem
>played against a korean no problem
>teleporting non stop against brazilians
>>381717974
>>381737516
there can only be 1 fire ball from a character on screen at a time (guile and dhalsim being slight exceptions) if you try to fireball when a fireball is still out, you dont get anything
>>381739520
>(guile and dhalsim being slight exceptions)
and nash
>>381739180
G'night senpai, im trying to work on vega a bit so both him and karin were a little rusty
Hope to see you again!
>>381738685
Arcade is a smooth progression through a host of challengers with a little story at the end with the character of my choosing, which is the main problem of the story mode, I like story mode but didn't want to play as some of those characters, but eh.
>>381737991
this still up?
>>381739895
I was thinking of playing with Kolin but haven't played her in months and was afraid of not remembering her combos.
See you again.
>>381740161
So play survival then play that character's character story. P. Much the same thing
Lobby still up? Who's hosting?
>>381740173
I'll have it back up in two minutes, sit tight
>>381739520
I know, it still doesn't work when the fireball's left.
I'm Ryu now and it's straight up impossible for me to do a shoruken, which is odd because I've done z commands for other characters like Vega no problem.
It just doesn't work.
This fight is actually way harder since Ryu does no damage.
is this game legitimately below P4A? there's a really low bar you need to limbo under to get that bad.
>>381740573
No, it isnt. Yall need to cut it with the hyperbole. Legitimate criticism to sfv actually requires working knowledge of mechanics not shit you pick up from a youtube video or r/kappa whining from january 2016
>>381740771
This. People seem to misconstrue disappointment with quality.
>>381740573
P4A is fun to play, it's not perfect but it's mostly smooth and has interesting mechanics.
SFV doesn't work, is clunky when it does, has confusing mechanics that are very boring, and looks worse.
>>381740771
The only knowledge I need is gleaned from my own eyes.
>>381740979
>SFV doesn't work, is clunky when it does, has confusing mechanics that are very boring, and looks worse.
Wut?
>>381741057
I like to believe he's just shitposting to keep the lobbies alive.
What the fuck is a bison
>>381740979
You havent said one concrete thing.
Also: what determines if an attack is unblockable or not?
>the two greatest Alexes on all of /v/ are likely to face off in this lobby
My dick
>>381741057
>>381741193
What exactly is unclear about any of that?
You can't cancel into special moves into normals in SFV like you can in other fighting games. It's too clunky and inconsistent.
>>381741136
Yeah, me too and I'm being serious. See >>381741313
>>381740268
Character Story would be fine if it wasn't 4 matches, I don't understand why Cap can't just extend that so you fight most or everyone.
>>381741313
Thats the most arbitrary shit ive ever heard
>>381741207
There's no such thing as an unblockable attack, only throws can't be blocked. People call certain setups that are really hard to block (ex: laura's EX fireball combined with a crossup) unblockables because of their difficulty
Unless you're playing some shitty old kusoge, which may actually have attacks you cannot block
>>381741401
WE
>>381741484
>
BUILT
>>381741465
No, sometimes Bison's flipkick is unblockable. Other moves too. Is it connected to the stun meter? I'm not stunned though, I'm blocking normally and it goes right through.
>>381741484
what game does your gf play when you're turned off? not in the mood?
it looks similar to this, that's why I'm asking
>those teleport dashes
Holy shit I thought Dragon Ball Fighterz wasn't due out till 2018
>>381741417
I'm not sure how to explain it any better. Sometimes I do a combo, and I remember exactly how I did it, then I do it again the same way and it fails.
>>381741583
Then you're either not blocking the right way or got opened up somehow
Bison's devil's reverse sometimes acts as a crossup
>my first /v/ lobby
>laggy plat bison taking full advantage of the rollback
Why does this not surprise me?
>>381741662
because you are retarded, and also wrong, you can cancel some specials into normals
What rank do I need before I'm allowed to join 4chin lobbies
you're lucky I'm tipsy bipson I'm better than this I swear
>>381741583
You're probably getting crossed up.
>>381741662
Sounds like you're the problem, not the game.
>>381741718
Don't worry, Jin's gonna teach this nigga what's up
>>381741718
better luck next time kid
>>381741690
Nope, it's not a cross-up, it's a normal straight-forward attack, and I'm blocking normally.
>>381741731
Then why can I do advanced combos in literally every other fighting game I've touched, but cannot do a special move in SFV?
>>381741762
Rookie
We've got plats, golds, and silvers here, but if you don't fight people better than you you won't improve
>>381741792
No, it's his regular flipkick, and I'm blocking normally. Goes right through my guard.
Alright lets get some diamonds in here these niggas cant do shit against my comcast powered by a hamster wheel
>>381741849
This just sounds like you have a broke-ass controller
>>381741828
Yeah man this bison is legit. Lagging everyone to death and doing easily readable mixup that wouldn't work on a decent connection. Also no neutral or footsies. Oh wait you said luck.
>>381741982
You have to block standing.
>>381741762
Just enter anyone, if you are lower tier chances are you have better chances agains platiunum players. Because they don't expect all those retard moves you will make, not even kidding.
>>381742029
I don't think so. It's some mechanic, isn't it? Like KoF had something where your guard would break after a while.
>>381736985
>8k users daily
>Bad for an FG
I'd be willing to bet that's more than SF at any given moment on both PS4 and PC.
>>381742139
Definitely not a mechanic at all. You're either letting go of block (even if barely) or shifting to duckblock.
>>381742063
alright so are you the alex or what. because im not taking some shit from you gold or ultra silver moon crickets
>>381742019
LET ME PRESS A DAMN BUTTON
REEEEEEEEE
>>381742197
>8k
Try 4~5k during prime time this week. It's a 75% drop
>>381742084
I am.
>>381742449
Then blame god.
This is the filthiest Bison I've seen in my life
>>381742258
No, I'm not.
You're fucking trolling now, but of course I have no way of knowing since there is NO TUTORIAL and NO MANUAL for the fucking game.
>>381742535
Wait till you play against him and feel his bullshit 5bar
>>381742602
I did, came the closest to beating him. If only I hadn't wasted two v-reversals on nothing
Don't get me wrong, he's fucking great, but goddamn is he infuriating
>>381742593
bipson I swear next time I'm, sober your ass is grass and I'm the weed whacker
>>381742759
>he's fucking great
75% of his offense is punishable on reaction. I'll give him the benefit of the doubt and assume he has actual tech outside of lag but I wouldn't call him great.
>>381742936
I have a rule of thumb, if someone's winning, and he doesn't have AWFUL lag (which this guy really doesn't), then he's obviously doing something right, and you shouldn't call him bad. Remember Homer's tips, anons
>>381742936
the lag is fucking killing me but it's hilarious watching the background NPCs freeze at key moments
>>381742936
Even I can admit the connection isnt great, but I didnt get to platinum by cheating
>>381742391
I literally checked the peak almost every day for the last week to see how its tracking and it's been between 7.6k and 8k every day I checked.
>>381743132
No one accused you of cheating. But you are high enough rank to know you are playing dirty as fuck under these conditions.
LOL
IS DOKIKIDO STILL FUCKING WITH YOU, GUYS?
GIT GUD
>>381743132
>mashing jab in that rekka string because you know how fucking good it is
I see you nigga
I respect you, but I see you
>>381743350
No not really. If i was I would be doing psycho axe into lk nonstop. I know how to play cheap and in my opinion im not doing that
>>381743350
it's not dirty, but there are a lot of full screen slides, devil's reverses and EX scissor kicks. If anything, it's dumb and punishable but no one in the lobby's beaten those tactics convincingly yet.
>>381743412
crush the noobs, doki-doki
whats the current lobby?
>>381743507
>but there are a lot of full screen slides
You really think nobody in the lobby knows how to block a full screen slide? Think before you type.
OK, whoever said the scissor kick is punishable on block is a filthy liar.
I've got to win this fight with no specials, no damage, and everything he does is safe.
Yeah, great game, faggots.
At least Nash had damage even if his pokes were shit.
Man, I love situations like this in lounges, where one dude is just dominating everyone else and it's almost like a group effort to even get one game on him
Brings back the feeling of going to my Mall as a kid and teaming up with a bunch of other kids my age to try and beat this older kid that stayed on a game for hours and actually knew how to play the game when we were just mashing. Those were the days where if you were good as shit, you could stay at one cabinet all day on just one quarter.
Thanks for taking me back and giving these anons the real experience, Dokikido
>>381743694
im the host, I forget the pass, cntrl f for boomhauers pass
>>381743914
It's 1212
>>381743914
>>381743970
i'm searching on the battle lounge screen, don't see either of your names, am i retarded? i don't usually play in lounges, so it's possible i am
>>381743862
Only LK scissors is punishable and even then if he does it at tip range its very hard to punish as it's only -4.
Also
>Whinging about Bison
>>381744039
Search for first to 1, 3 rounds, 99 seconds, password on, character select on
>>381743882
Weren't you the one who just posted the no dick riding? Also I know you are ultra silver but this is about as far from real SFV as it gets with a plat.
>>381744040
OK then literally what am I supposed to do? Everything he does is safe.
>>381744102
got it now, thanks
>>381744124
V-reversal and don't let him get blockstrings off
AKA get gud
>>381744114
>E-Peen waving because you're better at a video game
Man what is it about SF that makes people want to pretend rank matters? Smash threads never got this salty.
>>381744223
WHAT THE FUCK IS A V-REVERSAL
WHAT THE FUCK IS A CRUSH COUNTER
WHY IS THERE NO GODDAMN TUTORIAL FOR THIS SHIT
>invincibility vs invincibility air to air
this is why my boy alex needs his spiral as an air grab, also because I can't play zangief
Wow we got all my niggas in here today. I see you nitografo
holy christ, I think Bison dashed through like 8 different attacks that last match. That was rough.
>>381744237
No I'm just being serious. Don't delude people. This guy wouldn't even make it out of pools at most locals. Not saying I'm any better.
>>381744282
GO TO THE FUCKING DEMONSTRATIONS YOU TURBO NIGGER
WATCH SOME VIDEOS TOO
>>381744323
>implying air knee of any kind has any invincibility, even if the game's tutorials want to tell you otherwise
Nah son, nah
>>381744351
WHAT THE FUCK ARE DEMONSTRATIONS
HOW DO I LEARN HOW TO PLAY THE VIDEO GAME
Bison can punish my light crouching jab.
This is literally unbeatable.
lmao are there 2 different noobs complaining about bison right now or is it one guy in alternating caps?
>>381744537
you can always skip it and come back to it
>>381744614
Why the fuck would I do that? It's not like the story is worth watching.
>>381744607
This is my thread and I'm complaining that I wasted my money on this shit game.
There are some faggots playing online or some shit, idc.
>not even Urien's EX headbutt can track v-trigger Bison
Holy shit I've never been more terrified in my life
gg doki
Alright I got too stupid there. good game
HOLY FUCKING SHIT I FOUND THE TUTORIAL
HALLELUJAH
THIS GAME HAS A DASH? THERE'S A FUCKING DASH?
Good shit, Kolincleaner
Now teach the rest of these fools not to press buttons when you're around
>>381744856
oh god. you musta skipped the tutorial that starts on launch
welp definitely underestimated that birdie
Debins cleaning shit now. this is the guy I had the most trouble with last time
>"systema? What's that? Can I eat it?"
Holy shit why did that make me laugh so hard
>>381744979
I DID THAT FUCKING TUTORIAL IT TAUGHT ME LITERALLY NOTHING IT NEVER MENTIONED DASH
>plat Bipson laps the entire lobby several times
>get beat by a gold Kolin
>gets beat by a U.Silver Birdie
>gets near-perfected by a silver Ed
Rank doesn't matter
wow you had the game dummy. that was embarassing
shin are you east coast
Lobby still up? I just got back from work?
>>381745281
yeah I fucked up but I'm tickled you think you highly of me
>>381745397
you think so highly of me*
>>381745372
current host chop my head
pass 1212
I think the lobbys full
>>381743096
whoever made this image was triggered as fuck lmao
>>381717974
SFV is bad but you're also a huge shitter
wtf is this cammy skin
>>381745487
Why do you say that? They all look like perfectly understandable and beneficial things to apply to any fighting game
>>381745313
Nah, is it lagging all to shit? Also Gg to both birdo and bipson, no idea how to fight my own main lol
This bison runs too much
>>381745637
i didn't notice, what should i do alternatively?
>>381745612
first round was pretty bad but it evened out and you earned that last one
shit, that lag...
>>381745708
Well its not like its a bad strategy especially with Bison but its kind of lame. Anyways to give you some real tips the only hard and fast bad thing you do is using inferno as a poke. I know some mooks say it can work as an anti air or some skilly poke but its slow as fuck and it is not safe its like -6 or something. Alot of the guys in this lobby evidently dont know which buttons to punish that with but in general I would stop that.
>>381745457
>>381745473
It's not showing up on my list. Can someone invite me when there's a spot. Name's rainyfriday.
DID I SPY THUGGERY JUST NOW
>>381745905
Yeah rooms full right now sorry
Alright, beat him.
Still don't know what Vshit is.
Still don't know what a crush counter is.
>>381745847
ah ok. yeah, inferno i try to use liberally, but sometimes it just comes out on instinct, trying to break that, but i've been doing it for too long
I would have been so mad if you lost that jin lmao
Wow everyone beat everyone else like a stack of dominos
>>381745989
Also wow this ending is retarded.
So Rashid's dead, and FANG lives somehow? Even though we beat the shit out of him twice?
>>381746052
Match was a little laggy but nothing major. I still can't believe the things Jin can do with Alex, the man must be fucking psychic
>>381746226
Most alexs are
>>381746226
yeah, I had a lot of lag with him too
goddamnit now I gotta wait like 20 minutes
>>381746112
What the fuck are you talking about, Fang dies alongside Bison and Rashid walks away with Azam, Jesus christ dude are you good?
>>381745971
No worries. Whenever a spot opens up.
>>381746319
Welcome to the struggle shuttle with the rest of us, broseph
GGs guys. I had fun.
>>381746523
Never got to play you, but good shit regardless! Glad to see a dedicated Kolin, the world needs more of em
>>381746437
Ok a spots open rainy guy, cant invite you from here. host is jincredible or debinthroberts
>>381746437
We got one open
>>381746585
Yeah good shit man. I've only been playing her for a few weeks but I plan on sticking with her. Haven't really practiced my set play yet but I will next week so hopefully next time I run into you guys I'll have a decent kolin.
yeah, I'm out myself
GGs guys, was fun! sorry about the lag, late nights are usually bad for my connection.
>>381746807
Good night, Jin.
>>381746649
>>381746656
I'm refreshing as hard as I can but it's just not showing up. Guess it's fine. I'll just go play a few ranked matches, I guess.
>>381746807
ggs
Theres plenty of spots open now. pass 1212, current host debin
>>381746741
I didn't see you try to anti- air jump ins with her EX high parry. I'd work on that, once you get people scared to commit to something for fear of huge damage off of that, you're doing something right. Also, EX Vanity Step into ambiguous cross-up LK is pretty good.
>>381746741
>go on /v/ for the first time in months
>see this thread with the Kolin I played earlier today
really bizarre
I was the impatient nash player
>>381746863
theres like a 100% chance you are just searching wrong or something. on your search settings you should have password on "set" for example. because this is a locked room and by default it only shows unlocked rooms
Download complete? Gg dood, I have a lot of ed work to do
>>381746960
No, I can usually never find the lobby. It's on password set for search as well. Looking at my list of invites, usually Jin invites me. That's kind of weird.
>>381717974
>Your entire ramble
Jesus Christ you are a fucking idiot
>>381747107
Don't worry, it's all just to blend in so we can play SFV in peace without anyone shitting on it the whole thread
Thanks for the invite. I can join now.
THE BOOZE WORE OFF ITS LUNCH TIME
>>381746932
Oh I tried all of that I was just slow on the inputs because I'm still not used to playing in lag.
>>381746935
Were you the one that started humping when you were losing?
>>381747186
Ooooh that's smart.
>>381747389
yeah, it can be a little rough for sure
>>381747093
Who are you? I haven't played much in a while outside of lobbies with friends
If all the people that bitch about SFV nonstop actually played other fighting games, they would be alive enough to be an alternative to SFV. I have spent HOURS idling in rooms in BB, GG SCV (lol) and KoF and I've come to meet and befriend the other two poor souls that do the same on each game. Put your money where your mouth is and actually support the alternative fighters or admit to being a bandwaggoning retard already.
>>381747474
Rainyfriday. I have around 6 invites from you in my invite list. Also, I'm starting to think this was a bad idea. You guys seem good.
>they both trade stand short
>then they both trade stand forward
best mirror all night
Well that could've gone worse. Thanks for the games guys, I'll work on the ed for variety's sake, but I'm glad my rust-ass bison could take a round, at least
>>381747107
Name one thing I'm wrong about.
>>381746371
What the fuck are YOU talking about? FANG is seen running around like an idiot and it's unclear if he died which means he lived, Rashid is dead next to the big control panel. Is this some true ending bullshit?
Required listening for all bipsons
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q02Tq0equHg
>>381748198
This sounds amazing, christ. What game is this from?
>>381748257
dont think its in a game
I swear doki as soon as I figure out how to time my c.mp against your devil's reverse better its gonna be lunch time all the time
Alright guys, this is gonna be my last Match
I had a lot of fun, keep an eye out for more SFV threads, we'll come like moths to a flame
>>381748953
ggs man
Well gief you blew that twice so I shed no tears
Darn it. The wife is home with the kids, which means I'll start lagging as they get on Netflix and YouTube. It's been fun, guys. Real eye opener.
did everyone else just get booted too? Goodnight I guess
Alright im done
ggs dudes
>>381717974
>can't do combos
>needs a tutorial... for a fighting game
why does /v/ allow millennial faggots onboard?
You're all wonderful people and I'm glad to have played you, goodnight. Doki you and I are gonna go at it again someday and its gonna be lunch time
Good lounge, good thread, good folks
That's a wrap