Would you hug a Samus?

>>381703481
If we'd spoken for long enough and the conversation felt meaningful, sure. I don't like hugging people I've only just met.

I wonder how many retarded ZSS fags actually touched a metroid game.

Yeah bitch I hug on the first date

Report and hide waifu threads.

>>381703964
>hugging before 5 years of marriage

what a sinful lifestyle

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>>381703481
how com japan makes the best women regardless of race?

how can /v/ hate nintendo when they make the best women from camilla to samus to twintelle

>>381704695
because they really like girls

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At this point I'd hug anything

>>381703481
Hey, Quiet.

>>381704826
>>381704695
>girl fetishists
ugh I can't even

>>381703481
Yes, I don't see a reason not to.

Better question is would she let me?

>>381705274
Boco why are you even asking?

>>381705356

Good point.

So no then.

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Do you think samus takes it up the ass?

>>381703481
This image just made me cry.

>>381703481
You haven't lived until you hug a fat-chested friend.

Anyway, what's the name of that artist? I've seen other works by them.

>>381705887
Samus is an interstellar bounty hunter that spend a majority of her time isolated from society

Samus seems like such a mommy figure. If she hugged me I'd probably start crying desu.

Seeing her smile feels weird.

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I want to cling to Samus as she's in full armor and carrying my wounded body after an alien attack!

>>381706350
So... yes?

>>381706390
Yeah, she's such a great mommy, she donated her baby to science.

>>381706260
Akairiot

>>381703481
>you
How immersive

She'd snap my spine with her superior bird genes.

Also she'd feel my near-perpetual erection and get creeped out.

>>381705887
Depends, anal sex for a woman is more about submitting themselves to their partner and being a tight, eager hole for them to use. Hell, anal sex for the man isn't as nice as vaginal sex, so in the end it's about the power play.

Do you see Samus as the type of woman who would want a man to mount them and make her their bitch, if at least for the night?

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>>381706472
>she will never princess carry you

>>381706490
Well yeah, a baby kinda gets in the way of her job and with her biology being what it is I doubt standard birth control would work.

I would mating press a Samus
Balls deep in her cloaca

>>381706505
>not knowing the difference between a mommy and mother figure

>>381706657
Think she'd be able to see it with thermal visor?

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It's gotta be in the powersuit though, and it has to be purely platonic. I don't want some gay ass romance in my video games.

Infact, instead of a hug, how about we kill monsters and find hidden items and do other cool videogamey stuff? Meanwhile we can leave this visual novel filth back where it belongS?

>>381706735
After a hard days work slaughtering aliens I'm sure she'd love to be made to feel like a woman at the end of it.

>>381704695
Did she shit herself?

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>>381703481
I would let anyone hug me at this point.
I am so starved of physical attention that I don't even know what it feels like.

>>381706775
>I doubt standard birth control would work.

First off, that's what condoms are for. Secondly, there's probably birth control for even a downy-feather pubes Bounty Hunter. Thirdly, anal sex kind of hurts and she'd much rather they play it safe with vaginal sex than raw-dog her sphincter.

>>381706924
If she wants to feel like a woman she'd want them to bend her over a table and pound her tight, Chozo cunt. Anal sex is a different beast entirely, it's about submission.

>>381707057
I'd hug you, but my boner would get in the way

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>>381706808
Sorry, I don't keep with gay erp shit

>>381707057
I want an honest death.

>>381706924

No, she'd wanna let off some stress by sexually dominating some poor shmuck.

>>381705887
If you're big enough, most women will just take your orders.

>>381707057
25 yo hugless virgin here, feel you breh.

>>381706814
I mean, probably, it gets sweaty down there.

>>381703481

Everything she touches fucking dies, fuck that. I'd prolly try to kill her before she blows up the planet I'm on.

>>381703481
No. but I would hug a Metroid

>>381707440
I'm sure a metroid would love to embrace you.

>>381707236
>>381707057
Over 30. Also hugless.

You get over it at some point.

>>381708024
anon is pure PURE

>>381707003
i wish

>>381704695
>how come japan makes the best women regardless of race?
They enjoy making characters people will like, as opposed to trying to spite the audience.
>how can /v/ hate nintendo when they make the best women from camilla to samus to twintelle
Petty haters and fags crying about "waifubait".

>>381708024
I haven't. Don't think I ever will

>>381707057
>>381707236
>>381708024
>Grandfather was a mega chad
>people are scared of him in our town
>father was also a chad
>both got laid at 14 and 15 years old
im almost thirty without ever touching a girls hand

>>381708024
You just need to go out and meet someone. Just be yourself :)

I wonder what her suit feels like?

>>381707153
>Anal sex is a different beast entirely, it's about submission.
24 yo virgin here. The role of a woman in sex is ALWAYS being the submissive partner. Whatever is anal or vaginal is irrelevant. The Man fucks the Woman not the other way around. Unless you are a faggot.

>>381704968
it's okay anon, we don't know what gender these character identify as

>>381709306
So just be shy and autistic?

Got it. Time to go out there and preserve the white race!

>>381703481
No but I would remodel her asshole.

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>>381711557
No, you got it wrong.
You need to be open and socially aware. Just don't act like you're not being yourself :^)

>>381703481
Only if she was in her armor

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What would Samus think of all you pervs if she read this thread?

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>>381704925
fuck

>>381712210
My head hurts. Fuck it, not even worth it.

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>>381703481
Sure. After she swallows my load

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>>381712685
Why would she be browsing the internet?

>>381712685

>*shlick* *shlick* *shlick*

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>>381712685
she would ERP for us

>>381712685
Samus could be in this thread right now,

>>381713545
>>381714062
You're aren't fooling anybody, Samus

>>381710913
>Not liking a bit of femdom
Come on anon

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>>381710913

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>>381712685
>samus
>browsing imageboards

Its already canon that she pounds drinks at the bar. Shes the equivilent of a marines sergeant or sas soldier going home drunk. Too pissed and happy to care but would break your spine if you even tried anything just out of instinct.

>>381714062
No I'm not

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>>381714608
Spooky.

>>381708946
>They enjoy making characters people will like

So then why do they make all the female characters bland generic anime waifushit? It's yawn-o-rama as fuck

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>>381714608
Good to know. I'll keep posting lewd pics of Sammy, then.

>>381715227
Attempting to derail a thread with spam is against the rules

>>381708946
>haters

Fuck off tumblr

>>381703481
No way fag

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>>381706761

>>381703481
I mean I guess, but it would be awkward...

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>>381715295
Ok. I really want to hug samus butt.

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>>381708024

>>381715773
Quit sexualizing Samus, she's pure!

>>381715925
with this kind of body would YOU be pure?

>>381716234
yes

>>381716234

I'd first look to get rid of these ugly meat bags the size of my head.

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>Met a weird but charming goth girl through our mutual interest in retro video games
>She's absolutely head over heels obsessed with Samus
>Her face lights up any time anything even vaguely Metroid related comes up and she inevitably ends up gushing about Samus
>Get kind of annoyed with her over nothing on a bad day and snap at her
>Tell her to shut up about Samus for once
>We don't really talk for about a week or so
>Finally extend the olive branch and ask her why she's so obsessed with Samus anyway
>Mfw she says she's idolised her since she got really sick as a kid and had to use a wheelchair the rest of her life
>She wishes she could have a power suit like Samus and just leave this planet behind not having to worry about being sick or in pain
>Coincidentally her health has been getting worse to the point that she might not be able to play Samus Returns or Prime 4 despite being so excited over them that she loses her breath talking about them
I feel like such a monster for making her feel self conscious about something so important to her. All she did was ask if I wanted get Ever Oasis to play with her twice in one day.

>>381706350
That's why she keeps a naked slave boy on her ship to service her needs wherever she goes.

>>381716973
You know what you have to do anon.

Upload her mind into a supercomputer so she can play Prime 4 when it comes out.

>>381707214
>poor shmuck
I doubt he'd see it that way. I certainly wouldn't.

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>>381717268
>Do that
>She becomes Mother Brain

>>381716234
no. no i wouldnt. i would be the biggest anal queen in the galaxy. but samus is pure because shes too autistic to talk to men, or indeed socialize in any meaningful capacity.

most youll get out of her is
>..yes
>..no
>..thank you
>..give me a vodka and juice...hold the juice

>>381717441
>The game ends with you uploading her into your suit so she can help you on missions and, when you aren't in it, she can walk around and play videogames just like the old days.

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>>381716973
you should go give her a hug right about now.

>>381716973
Is that Faith?

I remember her.

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>>381707057

>24 soon
>MFW my (grand)parents make a remark about me not having a girlfriend

>>381716973
too bad about whats happening to her, but dont let other people drag you down. dont let pity make you spend the rest of your life caring for this girl

>>381717648
This looks both extremely lethal and also very tasty.

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>>381717591
I wish I could do something like that for her. Even if she can be a pain in the ass sometimes she still doesn't deserve to suffer like an elderly person when she's not even halfway through her 20's.
>>381717648
She's either at the hospital or recovering at home, most likely sleeping as usual. That's about all she does now.
>>381717727
No, never heard of her.
>>381717869
She's not dragging me down, she's a good friend and I enjoy her company. I don't pity her, I just feel bad that she had to be born into an era where medical treatment is expensive but also not advanced enough to let her live a normal life. When I met her she was in remission but still cautious. She has plenty of friends who care for her besides me, not sure what you're trying to imply.

>>381717560
you don't need to socialize to work a glory hole

>>381717763
Just say you're gay.

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>>381717648
I know I shouldn't eat that but I want to anyway.
I feel like a space pirate.

>>381718234

Then they'll just swap the remark around. That claim would achieve nothing.

>>381708024
Also over 30, but hugless for over 10 years

I miss it

>>381718174
yeah but you have to be able to put the dicks in your mouth instead of looking at them, giggling quietly, and being too afraid to touch them

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>>381707057
>>381707236
>>381708024
>>381718429
>24
>two girls have hugged me
>still kissless virgin though
I guess it could be worse

>>381718172
go visit more often, seriously

>>381707057
>>381707236
>>381708024
>>381718429


Can I ask why? Are you guys just super ugly?

>>381718640
Do you really count that as an achievement?

>>381703481
Why are there no AnonxSamus works? MLP has millions.

>>381718781
Have you looked at the people in this thread

>>381712695
TREVOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRR

>>381707057
This. 25, turning 26 in august.
I'm not even that unattractive I just don't know how to talk to people.

>>381703481
Only if she tells me why the fuck the legacy edition of SR isn't up on amazon yet

>>381718769
A guy doesn't have to be ugly to be deprived of physical affection.

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>>381708024
>28
>plenty of girls
>relationships of years
>the craving for sex never stops
>the lure of other women never ceases
it never ends, you're never content. not knowing what you're missing might not be so bad, take it from me

>>381718769
I went through a rough period and went full hermit for about 6 years. Been difficult to get confident about myself again.

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>Samus will never beat the shit out of you, drag you to her ship and rape you till your dick falls off
why live?

>>381719470
Fuck you man.

>>381719513
Nah fuck you, leatherman.

>>381718769

>Ugly
>Autistic
>Bullied hardcore as a kid thanks to the above so friendless shut in as adult.
>

>>381703481
>100+ replies
You people disgust me.

>>381719563
Oh yeah, uh!? I'll show you who's boss of this space station!

>>381706260
Splashbrush

>>381718172
Interesting. I know a girl with the same physical condition and obsession with Samus.

I actually have a psychological theory about Samus and why her she seems to draw in people in an unusual way. If any annons are interested in this stuff.

>>381719674
Heh, alright then. Get out of that, uh, jabroni space suit.

>>381719470
>Samus will never fondle the shit out of you, princess carry you to her ship and ravish you until your inhibitions and self-loathing fall away
>Why live?
FTFY.

>>381719703
I definitely am. Wonder if we're talking about the same girl? What does her name start with?

>>381718769
I'm 20, decent looking (told by girls) I guess. and never kissed or hugged a girl out of love.

I've gotten a hug a few times but it's those "haha hey whats up" hugs that are quick and barely do much.

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>>381719785

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>>381719785
I want Samus to bully me.

>>381718769
Girl here, guys can be pretty deprived of attention and they can be the best looking dudes on the planet. It's because women are seen as the ones who don't have initiate any conversation and what not. No shy socially repressed guy is going to go up to a girl and they aren't going to give her any attention.

It's not a matter of le beta and le alpha males its a matter of lots of guys not having the energy to even be social in the first place. There was some article or something that like 70% of the men date 100% of the women or something like that.

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>>381708024
>tfw was a loser in terms of love life until a few months ago when I met this one qt who was really into me
>had the most physical contact with a girl I've ever had in my life
>we got more distant over time, felt like I didn't have many chances anymore since she's a really sociable person while I'm an introvert fuck
>got to hang out with her more just a couple weeks ago, she seemed really into me again and I was almost certain I could take things further with her
>tfw got stealthily friendzoned by her a few days ago
>been feeling like absolute dogshit since
It's quite literally not worth it my man

>>381719808
Her initial are FES. Last I heard of her she got married so she might have changed her last name.

So here's my theory. First we need to consider that no one is actually surprised Samus is a girl (most people know who through games past metroid 2 where her gender is no secret) but rather we are constantly told the myth of how everyone was suprised she is a girl.

Now symbolically we have 2 elements to Samus. The first is an outer appearence which powerful and masculine the second is a 'secret' hidden image under the masculine symbol which is feminine. Now Samus does not really interact with any other humanoid things, she has no relationship. And people LIKE that, everyone pretend Adam never happened. So this duality is self-contained.

It intrigues us because no matter your gender you can see yourself in one aspect of Samus while wanting to 'obtain' the other aspect. So a women will self-insert into Samus the woman and enjoy the fantasy of also posessing this symbol of masculinity, the armor. Men will actually relate to the armor and day dream about being 'complete' by connecting with Samus the woman.

If this sound spirtual it's because it is.

>>381720454
>she's a really sociable person while I'm an introvert fuck
you really think that would have worked for either of you? know your limits man

ITT: People complaining about the Zero Suit when she used to show way more skin in earlier games.

Sure it was in Zero Mission before Other M was even out but MUH WAIFU BAIT, STUPID NECKBEARDS REEEEEE.

>>381703481
>Strong arms to hold me tight
>Height difference means my face would go straight into her chest
Yes, I would, if I wasn't too fucked up to accept a hug from anyone.

Fun fact, some girl once told me that malexfemale hugs are supposed to be female's arms over the male's shoulders, male's arms around the female's waist. I thought that was pretty unintuitive but allegedly it's what's expected. I haven't had enough experience, any Chad shitheads around to confirm?

>>381720454
Don't give up hope, anon. someone is out there for you. You can do it! You can't do it.

What's with all this blogshit? I wanted to talk about lewd stuff with Samus. Fucking faggots.

to all you loser males there's loser females out there for you and im one of them, but it's a problem because neither of us will meet each other since we're both introverted cunts who hate society

in b4 le women always have the easy life and always have relationships

I've never touched a man in my entire life.

>>381720510
Oh that's not her then. She's got a pretty unique name and initials so I'd rather not post it here. I know for a fact she browses and has made friends through 4chan too so I don't want to run that risk.

I think you might be on to something in a way, but I think for her it's much more simple. She's weak and sickly and wishes she could be strong and active. She's also stupidly attached to the idea of having a Metroid as a companion as well, which I'm pretty sure stems from her being unable to have kids. She actually says her ideal profession would be "Metroid Mommy" or something along those lines so that's a dead giveaway.

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>>381720287
>tfw handsome 8/10
>numerous girls outwardly attracted to me and make flirting obvious
>too autismo to do anything
>still a virgin

fuck this gay earth

>>381720921
You wanna hold hands together?

>>381721052
are you into woman(male)?

>>381721036

At least you have the option if you ever get decently past the autism. Us ugly autists have no such luck.

i HATE Splashbrush """art"

>>381721175
do you have a vagina

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>>381721125
>Sin
>None
>Dread
>>381721175
nowayfag.jpg

>>381720921
This is pretty much bait and will get a hundred (You)s, but I counter by saying all you have to do is exist outside in some context and a dozen fucksticks will interact with you willingly. There is no way I could ever be anything remotely special to you beyond some other fuckstick, so there's no point trying.

>>381720602
Yeah I was exaggerating sorry, I'm not really a full blown introvert. I'm shy at first but I usually open up to people once I get to know them well
But still I barely hang out with anyone besides my only friend while she probably knows about a thousand people. She genuinely seemed to care a lot about me though, that's why I thought it could work out

>>381721036
Fuck you

>>381720851
I don't know it as a matter of protocol but i advise that method so you can go for a scoop of booty.

>>381721257
>>381721430
don't worry mates I'm getting JUSTed at 20

>>381721175
What the fuck you're a man? Just go fucking die then

>>381721520

Early hair loss?

>>381720969
I guess. There really arn't a lot of games that have a powerful woman who is also a mother.

From what I know of psychology I'd say what she is doing is a good coping method, provided that it's temporary. Its' good to have an image of power you want to become but eventually you need to start seeking out power in the real world rather than fantasizing about it.

>>381715150
They enjoy making characters people will like, not subhumans like you.

>>381721368
You drink? only thing that cures my closed-up sperging is alcohol, got all my girlfriends that way (miracle i actually landed anyone decent) otherwise I'm dreadful at human contact and don't have any real friends.
I actually owe a lot to alcohol now I think about it. Just don't fuck yourself up with it

>>381721559
hell yeah

genuinely considering suicide. I figure at least ugly autists can blame their looks, but I have nothing to blame but my hollow personality

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>>381703481
Would a Samus hug me?

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>>381703481
I'd hug both of them

>>381721951
No

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I would rather be Samus and step on /v/irgins.

i want samus to shit on my chest

>>381703481
i've never hugged anyone

>>381721125
>lust the see

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>>381721787
We are on the same ride anon, I can't get a hold on to my spaghetti at all, I might need help.

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>>381722095

>>381720612
ZS is a scapegoat. Retards focus on irrelevant shit like "muh waifubait" because they either don't want to or are too stupid to face truths.

>>381721771
Not that often, but yeah sure. To be honest though I've never really sperged out with any girl as far as I remember. But yeah alcohol does wonders for my shyness as well, now that I think about it things could've gone better if I ever got the chance to get drunk with her some time

>>381722546
it's not even that I can't "talk" to people, on the surface I look like a well adjusted decently confident person, but my spaghetti runs in the core of my personality I just can't connect with anyone about anything

>inb4 blogpost

fuck you that's what this thread has turned into

>>381723259
just be yourself or pretend you are your favorite video game character.

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>>381721125
>cum
>passion
>pee

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>>381723556
>maniac
>suicide
>scum

>>381723518
Wanna go on-a date with-a mii? WA-hoo!

>>381721125
CRUSH
THESE
FOOLS

>>381721125
arm flesh men
Is it because I'm a chronic masturbator?

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>>381721125
Lust
Wisdom
Curse

>another shitty waifu/blog thread is allowed up
>actual video game threads deleted

Is there any method to the mods madness?

>>381707214
That's a terrible fanfiction and completely out of her character.

>>381721125
>Secret
>Malice
>Obsession
T-thanks

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>>381724050
Come feel with us.

>>381723961
The chosen one.
Don your trench coat and fedora.

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>>381721125
>man
>man
>malice

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>>381721125
Man
Hate
Curse

>>381721787
Think of all the fun games you would miss out on though

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>>381724930
>tfw wanna play zelda before I die
>have no money
>parents kicking me out next week

I-I'm never gonna be able to play it am I bros

>>381721125
>Sex
>Maniac
>Suicide

yep

>>381725324
just get a job

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>>381724629
>>381724774
Congrats you are now trannies

I want ZSS to tease and deny my cock with her latex-y hands and force me to drink her spit.

>>381721125
>lust
>fool
>kiss

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>>381721125
Past
None
Pass

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>>381725519
>force me to drink her spit

t-that's lewd anon

>>381721125
>Kick
>Malice
>Passion

???

>>381721125
Leave pass malice.

>>381718769
I know a guy who's face is literally warped sideways. Yet he scored pussy several times and got married twice, lots of kids. Because he's genuinely interesting and funny outside his disability.

Also I know ton of autismos who got laid and even married and my friend, who is your avarage normie, has never been in a relationship longer than 3 months. Shit man, getting a girl is essentially based on luck.

>>381723518
My name is not important, what is important is what I'm about to do

>>381708024
>Went to some anime con cosplaying dedede
>For some reason, everyone wants a fucking hug from dedede
>And by everyone, I mean everyone, from little girls and boys, to actual women with exploding bonkers, even other men, not excluding hulking neckbeards
>Even got to hug a pack of 6 girls at once

>>381723518
>Hey ladies, it's a-me, a Mario!
>BING BING WAHOO!

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>>381721125
>Leave
>Maniac
>Secret
leave? what did the pic mean by this

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>>381726913
It's because Dedede is perfect

>>381723518
B-but samus aran is my favorite video game character. I don't want to be a tranny anon!

>>381703481
Around birds watch your words

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>>381726913
>Went to a con as a Stormtrooper
>When wearing the helmet, I felt most of my social hangups recede. I could actually fucking joke with people and talk to strangers
>Hung out with a bunch of other stormtroopers / clone troopers for a while doing wacky shit and just shooting the breeze
>Come home after the convention ends, feel great
>Wake up the next morning, feel like shit again

I sometimes still put on the helmet and armor and look at myself in the mirror. To quote /tv/, I know why they wear the masks.

>>381727319
I wish it were socially acceptable to wear a mask all the time.

>>381727515
Become a muslim.

>>381727319
>>381727515

wear a mask made of human skin??

>>381727612
>>381727515
Look for a Chad and wear his face as a mask anon.

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>tfw can barely get aroused without ryona
>tfw I only like Samus because she's the kind of girl I want to beat up
>tfw this defect has killed a relationship

What the fuck is wrong with me? I have to stop with the porn. It has ruined me. I wasn't always like this.

>>381720921
You're also a whale. Attractive female NEETs become housewives

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>>381703481
Yes, but maybe not if it's "daddy issues/Adam AI" Samus.

>>381714608
Pic related.

>>381716973
If this is true you shat on her like last week for being excited about Metroid news.

>>381728145
im not attractive i dont even wear make up. I not fat, though i have no definition in my body.

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>>381723518
>>pretend to be favorite video game character
>tfw all your favorites are mute, hyper-aggressive weirdos

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>>381721125
Naked
None
Hate
I'm either a naked man who has nothing but hatred or a man who has no hatred for the clothing impaired.

The inner machinations of my mind are an enigma

>>381721125

>Lid
>The
>Secret

>>381721125
>Bail
>Sin
>Curse

welp

>>381721125
Crush
Fool
Man

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>>381721125
>meme passion chat

so just go to facebook and hook a lady gotcha

>>381721125
crush
leave
scum

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>>381721125
Secret
Batman
Dread

>>381729742
Shit man, when Batman tells you he'll never be your friend, you know you must have fucked up royally hard.

I mean how badly do you have to mess up to get an orphan to hate you?

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>>381704925

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I want to slip inside her sweaty suit and shoot stuff with it.

>>381713545
she already erped with me hehe

>>381703481
In her power suit, sure. I just don't like the zero suit because of everything it brought along with it. If the zero suit looked more like some kind of army fatigues from space, maybe I'd like it more.

>>381729742
Are you an orphan anon?

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>>381718640
>20
>Been hugged before
>Have got even a single hint of romantic interest from anybody

I'm getting prepped.

>>381721125
>Lust
>Flesh
>Crush
I'm into amazonians and tomboys, but it's still too much

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>>381708024
>30
>hugless, kissless, no girlfriend ever, never held hands, etc
>only child and grew up in a rural area so entertained myself
>grew too accustomed to being alone
>now it's the only way I live
>even worse when I've had numerous people say I look like Jake Gyllenhaal which sucks because everyone knows he played a homo in that one movie.


You do get over it when you see some of the shit that goes on but I do reminisce about it sometimes. You can't magically go back and have that first school crush, GF, sex, make out etc. Oh well.

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>>381721125
>IOU
>Leave
>Rage

>>381718769
I'm kind of fat, but even that isn't the real reason I'm alone.

No the real REAL reason I'm alone is because I haven't made an effort to be around girls in 3 years; I've barely left the house. I have no courage to talk to women and the few times I do talk to them I think I did a poor job. A girl would have super patient with me and not tease me for me to think that I was having a good time with her.

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>>381706869
>

>>381721125
Rage Maniac Kiss

???

>>381721125
>man
>slam
>secret

how

>>381732732
Gyllenhaal is hot af, dude. That's a good thing.

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>>381721125
>Bail
>Lust
>These
how helpful

>>381726759
I want to find a girl that would marry my autistic fat ass.

>>381707226
ah the ol' "implication" technique. very nice

>>381721125
>secrets
>peep
>lust

Rather accurate. I like collecting secrets of various people, I don't mind spying on someone and I am very lustful. I do not do it out of malice, I just like doing it.

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>>381728613
>mute
>hyper-aggressive

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I hugged a girl once.

It was an amazing feeling that I will never relive.

She was so flat it was incredible.

>>381736847
Incredible that it was body-to-body contact or that she was incredibly flat?

>>381737189
Both I guess. I mean most people are like "oh she's a B-cup she's flat" but I'm talking 100% flat.
But also it felt great.

>>381736847
>>381737280
>100% flat
>She was so flat it was incredible.
>girl

>>381734770
Well good luck with that friend, unless you can improve upon yourself your chances are pretty low.

I knew a chick with AA breasts before. Did you know more As in the cup size means smaller, unlike D and so on? I didn't until then. She was a fucking bitch and called anything bigger than hers "cowtits".

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>>381738005
Should have Joker'd her.

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>>381721125
>fool
>suicide
>scum
sounds about right

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ask a Samus ERPer anything

>>381721125
>cut
>secret
>door
What the fuck?

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>>381737440
>hug a 100% flat
>closest, most physically possible heart-to-heart between man and woman
>being so jealous about not experiencing this, you call another man gay
sort yourself out, my man.

>>381738439
how many pikachus have you fucked, literally or otherwise?

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>>381738818
0

Arcanite and doomhound are the most common pokemen males. Although I am getting into the idea of giving her over to small creatures. Extra points of humilation and it's exotic

>>381721125
>>Fool
>>Rage
>>Secrets

Welp

>>381721125
SUICIDE SCUM MEME

>>381721125
bail us the

>>381721125
Rage
Mania
Read

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>Come into thread expecting lewd Samus
>Get sucker punched by crippling loneliness

Every day I try to convince myself that I'm okay by myself

>>381703481
Depends how tall she is.

>>381738439
Will you ERP with me with no Samus or other fiction involved whatsoever?

>>381721125
sin
door
meme

>>381721125
suicide
scum
kick

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>>381708024
>guys im so lonely and forever le alone xD hehehe am I one of you already?

Kys, please.

>>381721125
Naked?

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>>381703481
Yes, I'd also make her open up to her girly side.

>>381737440
I dunno, guy. The hips and legs game definitely says she was a girl.

>>381741075
If there's no fiction involved it's not RP, hence it cannot be ERP.

You'd need to give your f-list name.

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>>381721125
>Secret Eat Curse
describes my life pretty well

>>381703708
Okay Seinfeld.

>>381716973
>>381717268
>we can rebuild her
>we have the technology

>>381740943
just hug the pillow and post on a waifu board for a bit. She's real, damnit.

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>>381721125
>Fool
>Leave
>Men

Um.........

>>381721125
CRUSH FOOL SUICIDE!
CHECK OUT MY BANDCAMP BROS WE'RE A METAL GROUP STRAIGHT FROM TEXAS

>>381741323
You're on f-list? I wonder if you were that slutty Samus that wanted me to knock them up, a few weeks back. Probably not, there's dozens of you whores floating around.

>>381703481
I don't want that Zero Suit trash, give me Justin Bailey or Varia Suit.

>>381723518
>Become a mixture of scarface and uncle dante
Dying alone doesnt sound so bad after all

>>381738439

Do you save chat logs? You should post some.

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>>381721125
>cum
>suicide
>meme

That's fucking gay

>>381737856
Yeah I know.

Everything is terrible.

>when you want love but you're acutely aware you deserve it

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>>381716973
You know what you must do

>>381745130
Paralyze a girl then make my move because no one else wants a cripple?

>>381745130
that story is bullshit but I want to believe it

>>381745130
Anon, do you think love can bloom even for a beta cunt like me?

how ticklish do you think samus is?

>>381721125
Suicide scum peep
Im worried

>>381745614
yes, because birds are ticklish

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>>381741253
The god-tier path.

ive never hugged a girl who wasnt a family member

I'd give her a headpat and then propose my love for her if she didn't immediately punch a hole through my chest.

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>>381721125
>past
>man
>fool

>>381745379
No.

Everything is terrible.

I'm drunk.

I wish someone would end me because my continued existence is a mistake.

>>381748817
Nah, christ chan is the living proof that god is dead, unless you are as retarded or deluriosal you still have a chance

>>381749075
I don't know what deluriosal means but it sounds serious.

>>381703951
It doesn't matter if they haven't played a single one. What matters is that they worship Samus.

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>>381749075
I love you, anon
Know that, and keep faith in yourself and those around you
Believe in yourself and you will find a way

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>>381721125
>secret
>lust
>past
what the hell does any of this even mean

>>381749567
You're Bi.

>>381721125
Crush, past, pee
Time to freeze my piss bottles and use them to crush things. Thanks crappy picture

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>>381721125
crush
fool
ass

Story of my life

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>>381747705
>Samus returns to your home after a mission
>she's tired, cold and distant from killing a bunch of aliens she doesn't want to talk about all the bad stuff she went though and did, she's had a rough day
>She takes off the power armor and relaxes in her zero suit
>you try to talk and cuddle by she's not in the mood she says sorry she just hates her job stressing her out, plus she has trouble being "love dovey"
>you offer a special drink to calm her down and take the edge off
>it's a girly looking cocktail with a strawberry garnish, she happily drinks it
>her zero suit slowly becomes a poofy princess dress and her face gets a bit of make up
>she is shocked and surprised and embarrassed she even started acting girly
>her voice becomes even softer and quiet and she starts to cry as she says she doesn't want to hurt anything anymore
>you cuddle her and she cuddles you back
>you princesss carry her into her room which has also become girly and pink full of cute plushies and a soft 4 poster bed
>she cuddles with you all night and she quits her job picking up a much less stressful job sewing dresses and making plushies
>sooner or later you ask her to marry you she crys tears of joy and accepts.
>you live happily ever after with a your girly girl wife with much hand holding and cuddling.

>>381738439
Okay, now that there's another Samus thread, this one should be flying under the radar.

Would you ERP Samus ryona?

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>>381749902
>sweating_man.jpg
Fuck, that hits it real good. This makes me want to go back and write the Samus princessification story I never finished.

>>381721125
>secret
>dream
>wisdom

you wot.

>>381706243
Sending you a virtual hug, anon!

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>>381750265
There isn't enough princessification stories I NEED more, can be willing or forced, tomboy or nerdy I'd even settle for tg stuff.

>>381721125
naked
men
made

Umm, okay.

>>381750183
No death. Minamimial blood. Bone breaking is something we'd need to lay down limits on; it's no fun RPing something without 4 functioning limbs (less possible actions). Everything else is ok.

Havn't done it before but might be fun. The question is whether you'd want a terrified broken Samus or a Samus that spits blood in your face and taunts you. I assume a fetish like that is based around hate fucking.

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>>381703481
i don't need your hugs
fuck you

>>381749174
Delusional* im so drunk im surprised i still know how to write english

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>>381750530
It really is woefully underrepresented. 'Good girl' change stories/works are never as popular as corruption or bad girl ones. Sadly, I don't even know any writers currently I could give a hot recommendation for, but if and when I do this one of mine, you can be sure it'll go on /v/ at some point.

>>381750649
>No death
Don't worry, not into snuff.
>Minimal blood
Deal.
>Bone breaking
Enjoy a bit of it, but limbs I'm totally alright with restricting

You're absolutely right around the hate-fucking angle. Never really been a fan of the girl "breaking" and "enjoying" it. Just not realistic, you dig?

>>381750770
It's okay I'm pretty delusional.

>>381750770
What are you drinking anon?

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>>381750805
Sounds good.

there's a few vidya girls I'd like to see get the princess treatment, I think wind waker gave me this fetish.

>>381718769
In my case it's mostly apathy. It's not enough to approach women, you must make yourself presentable beforehand to maximize your chances of getting in her pants. In my case that would mean losing a load of weight, getting a good job, improving my fashion sense, getting penis enlargement surgery, and become very good at lying about having friends and previous experience with women so as to appear wanted already.

Compared to vidya and anime it just sounds like way too much work.

>>381720851
I always go over, girls are usually shorter sp its more comfortable, and less aggressive. Dont wanna seem like im goin in for the titties. But hey ive only had one gf so im not exactly going around giving hugs all the time.

>>381750854
So you want a girl that rages at you with a bloodied face in her bondage? No real outlet for her frustration because you own her.

Probably revenge orientated motives. Satisfaction from making her feel powerless and rubbing that reality in her face.

Sounds right?

Could f-list it or do it over /v/ if you wanted an audience (no sex there obviously)

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>>381751185
Tetra was great before and after. Which girls would those be? Samus is an easy choice, but I'm always looking out for fresh ideas.

>>381751393
Shit, you've got some experience at this, don't you?

Made a throwaway f-list account. Is this the part where we exchange info?

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>>381751418
Well I have a few in mind:
Ashley (Wario ware she doesn't have time for "girly stuff" so it's perfect)
Lucina (chrom could do some time travel shenanigans to make his daughter happy)
AC villager (easy to do, preferably human though issabelle could use a change in careers)
rottytops (she becomes queen of the dead or something)
pokegirl (Rosa would be my top pick since she already has the outfit)
Susie (from Kirby, that one would be interesting seeing a tech handy nerd become a regal lady)
Shantae (genie wish, easy to do)
inkling/callie and marie (you could do something involving a splat fest "sweet lolita" vs "gothic lolita)

I'm sure there's more girls I'd like to see.