Are you ready for the return of the king, /v/?

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haha funny wojak my friend

>>381691336
If Atari wasn't currently ran by some of the most incompetent, scummy, people on the planet I would be hyped as fuck about them making a new console.

As it stands now though it's guaranteed to be a barely functioning, possible fire hazard, of a Walgreens bargain bin tier emu box.

I'm ready to play Centipede and Space Invaders in 4k.

I'm not expecting much, but if they do a full comeback I would be surprised.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=YinvawEs1-s

>>381691845
The CEO of Atari literally reduced his own salary to 1000 euros after the 2013 bankruptcy. He also fired 190 employees out of 200 BUT keep in mind that the people fired were from infogrammes. So that means he got rid of the scum.

In 2015 the annual profit went to 7 millions from only 2 millions in 2014. The leadership is competent and dedicated.

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>>381691845
Dont be a jive turkey man.
The gaming scene is about to get so groovy its gonna crash with only the King Atari as the only survivor.

How much you will be assblasted when they showed Ouya 2600?

>atardis actually think its anything other than a steam machine in a dumb 'retro' form factor
If anything you should be groveling at the feet of steam users for making this possible

>>381691845

>If Atari wasn't currently ran by some of the most incompetent, scummy, people on the planet I would be hyped as fuck about them making a new console.

you must be very young because Atari was always ran by some of the most incompetent, scummy, people on the planet. Thats why most of the originals developers left the company right away after the 1983 crash and the only thing left were stupid ass idiots.

>>381691602
God I fucking hate Wojaks but this shit gives me the giggles

Is it true that Amazon is teaming up with atari to make this?

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>>381691336

Remember how much they fucked up Yars Revenge?
never again

>>381693503
Like actual effort was put to these ones.

>>381691336
For those of you still wondering what will be released you just need to look at the name:

-Atari-Box
-Steam-Box

It's going to be a console built with a steam box architecture that will run a custom Linux based OS and have dedicated games (the Atari catalog is richer than what you think) also indie devs will be able to develop games for it very easily.

Basically a steambox done right.

>>381693641
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

You have 1 minute to show us just how groo/v/y you are.

>>381693074
10/10
don't ever stop

Name a single good atari game you stupid retarded fucks.
You can't do it.

>>381694194
jackie chan

>>381694194
Centipede

>>381694194
swordquest

>>381691336
>return of the king
but that sega forever thing was just mobile games not a new console...

>>381694194
Blood
Alone in the dark
Riddick

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>>381694194

all these are good

>>381694309
>good

>>381694194
Your mother, I played with her back then and i'll do it again.

>>381693641
Was this game really that bad?

>>381694315
>Blood
Monolith Productions
>Alone in the Dark
Infogrames
>Riddick
Starbreeze
He asked for Atari games dude...

>>381694275
>arcade shit
>>381694315
Barely even atari doesn't count
>>381694374
Might as well post an image of curdled milk

Not even giving the swordquest guy a (You)

>>381692883
They are never going to. Consider yourself educated, son.

>>381694194
Tempest

>>381694374
That's a $10 downloadable collection not the beginnings of a new console holy fuck.

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>>381694374
>always got shit on after like 3 planets in gravitar arcade
>no chance of cheating that black hole thing
>get 2600 version
>wow this looks like shit
>play it anyway
>turns out to be easier
>finally get past the first system
>mfw

>>381693641


battlezone 2.

>>381694194

defender

>>381694194
battlezone

this is one of the worst forced memes

are you guys going to delete all these images from your computer when it's revealed to just be a plug and play box or what

>90s kids pretending to be in their 40s

>>381695276
>he doesn't have an aborted memes folder

>>381694194
Xenophobe

>>381695324
sorry dad, the 80s were shit

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it's over

>>381694596
arcades are real video games, not your immersive sim loot story cutscene press A to win bullshit

https://my.mixtape.moe/qboakl.webm

It's saturday my fellow cool cats time to get ready to go out and truck along the gr00ve

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fOaxEa5ONJw

>>381694194
Pong

>>381691845
if it is a fire hazard i would buy several and give them to rapefugees and wait for the happening

When are they going to reveal it?

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>>381694194
Jive turkey detected.
Hey man don't you have some cinematic kiddie junk to go play on Windows 10?
Get in the groove or get out of the way man.

>>381693410
how old are you? its obvious that you're under age

>>381693074
Jive t*rkeys can stay mad. It's time chillax with some good vibes

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=imYJpr09IgQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9VnIjQBTy30
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BjPZAkcMetA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7CpfZfyTClY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tlb-QCD4pVg

Keep truckin no matter what cool cats

>>381694596
>unironically calling arcade games shit
Gotten be 18 to post here kiddo

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https://www.zonebourse.com/ATARI-2168735/actualite/Atari-Le-Groupe-Atari-reaffirme-sa-strategie-de-croissance-rentable-a-l-issue-du-salon-des-jeux-vi-24638926/


CROWDFUNDING

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>>381696530
Hey thanks man.
Have we decided what were gonna do with Nintendokiddies yet?
They used to make some great party games back in the day that were great for the whole family and it be a real shame to see them leave.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qeUfDTn5huM

>>381696939
Thanks for the info anon however that doesn't mean it's bad. The question is will people invest in it?

>>381693047
That's great.
But 7mil isn't enough for a proper console launch, even completely disregarding marketing costs. They still need a partner

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>>381697391
Nintendies are about to drop out of the hardware crib. They're not far out enough anymore. That's why the cool cats are coming back

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BAXnBuPx6uM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BqsHNEuaSCI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c639hksrUzU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F3uqyOld_NM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LG1p5nhuULM

May the gr00ve be with you brother

This is kind of sad. Like seeing someone trying to revive disco.

>>381698328
can't revive what never died

>>381698328
There is literally nothing wrong with disco.

>>381698234
funky to the max
thanks

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>>381698328
You will be the one crying when the Ataribox is n°1 in sales across the world

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Awg3UZs9J_E

>>381698060
Look at this >>381696939 the french article confirms that Atari is planning to use crowdfunding. Their current fortune is estimated around 75 millions which is still not enough to launch a new console.

>>381694194
Kaboom

>>381694530
>Blood
>Monolith Productions
3DRealms

>>381694374
These all look ancient. Who would play that?

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>people will buy the atari because of /v/ memes based on something that was before they were born
this alone makes all of these threads worth it.

>>381700773
>youtube gaming historians
you're in the wrong pad for that wack jab, daddio
best get scootin'

Have you played Atari today?
http://2600online.com/

>>381702267
>people will buy the atari because of /v/ memes
you mean
>vocal minority on /v/ will buy the atari in a desperate attempt to keep the memes alive

>>381694374
Jungle Hunt and Kaboom were great

Post your music for the day.

THE DAY. You finally plug in that badboy of an Atari you jive-ass motherfucker.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EMHEdLHQyJw

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a6qSOvsXGCs

>>381702567
other than being a parrot, what exactly made you think that was an appropriate use of the term "vocal minority"

>>381702669
because atari wojack posters are literally a vocal minority on this board
the threads have been getting less unique posters

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>>381701361
Your next line is "I was only pretending to be retarded."

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>>381702567
Either way it's makes me laugh and that's really all I can ask for.

Fuck attari iam a jew from 8srael

>>381702760
>lidderallee
as opposed to what you fucking drone
>haha I have thousands of 70s memes saved, but I never post any of them!
>haha these atariposters are in the minority because everyone else is shitposting about non-atari consoles!
>oh wow the highly radicalized sect of ataribox posters are creating this one single thread, that is wayyyyyy too many threads and is unrepresentative of /v/'s true atari fanbase, who doesn't care about the ataribox at all!
go back to the fagsite you blew in from you retard

>>381702669
He's not wrong, though. It's only a few people crying about jive turkeys or whatever. The rest of the board doesn't care.

>>381703289
It's called a niche topic.
Who gives a shit what the """"rest of the board"""" thinks

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>>381702669
>>381703283
Go back to pasting slang from your 70s Google results and using groovy every other word, fanboy.

I did just drop a few bucks on that Atari collection on steam. Always thought 2600 games were crap but Yars Revenge and Adventure are a lot of fun

>>381703445
>It's called a niche topic
so a vocal minority

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>>381691336

Yep. Looks way better than dogshit like Crash N. Sane Trilogy, Sonic Forces and Mania, and Super Mario Odyssey.

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>>381703470
those are my two favorites too

>>381703587
That's not what that means
Read a fucking book nigger

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is the franchise dead?

>>381702663
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C_0hJf1TAww
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eIQp-QP8X6g

I'm gr00ving so hard right now. The day the Ataribox overtake the Switch in sales numbers I'm going to the club dressed full 70s I don't care anymore about what the jive ass turkeys think

>>381704489
>full 70s
post example

>>381696939
If their crowd funding campaign reaches its goal you can expect a tsunami of Atari posting. It's going to be glorious

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_j5P9ieCWsc

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>>381691336
>Atari
Kek, Sony always win.

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>>381704860
Here is some patrician fashion taste

>>381705062
This. It has to be a waifu simulator of Japanese origin or movie game to get any attention on here. /v/ is for casuals only.

>>381703140
3DRelams made the game and sold it to Monolith near completion so they could focus on Shadow Warrior.

>>381691336
Is that supposed to be Bret Hart?

>>381705720
who

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IT AINT SMOOTH

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>>381695276
Hey brotha, it's all love n peace here! I seen you comin in here every week passin us by to go hang out with those other young bucks in the corner. Take some advice from the most freshalicious cat daddy up in this joint, (but keep it on the D-lo you n'um sayin?). Them guys you been hangin out with that look real tough, they nothin but a bunch of JIVE turkeys. I can tell you got a little funk in your step so whatya say you come hang with my crew from now on? i got an extra headband right here...

Were there any news since the announcement?

>>381707286
Just the press release indicating crowdfunding.

>>381694194
Enduro

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funky fresh

>negative posters

>>381706690
>>381707452
This is some groovy OC cool cats

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HzPMcr2ImCY

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>>381706561
THE BEST THERE IS, THERE BEST THERE WAS, THE BEST THERE EVER WILL BE

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this damned jive turkeys better stop ruinin' our groovy man, it aint cool

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I need to make other Atari OCs other than the crying wojaks.

>>381691336
the return of the atari will be like combining the 80ies and 90ies, gonna be sweet

>>381707359
the what now

>>381708380
and the 70ies

>>381708187
Shawn Michaels > Bret Hart

>return of the king
>infogrames
they never made a console. all they've done is buy the name of a corpse and tried to reanimate it.

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this is how far we got last time

let's continute
save it, add one feature and post

>>381709026
Well, yeah, shit I coulda told you that.
neither was a draw though :^)

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HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEY!

>>381709159
But this time will be different.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JDUxc6MLXoM

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>>381710908
YOU
LOOK
LIKE
A
REAL
JERK

Bumperino

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>>381711490
Well, im a corporate executive :))))))

>>381709159
190 of the 200 infogrammes employee were fired in 2013. It's a brand new company you are looking at.

>>381703089
Will there be a version of Skyrim for Atari?

This is the most aggressive viral marketing campaign for a console we've had since PS4. Bravo Atari

>>381713458
Stop jiving our groove turkey boy

>>381712104
SO
WHATCHA DOING!

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>>381715260
well muffy,buffy,biff junior and I are going on our sunday drive

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let's do this shit bruh!

This time right here, right before we find out what the Atari console is actually going to be, is the greatest time to have ever been into video games.

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Rate my patrician tastes cool cats

>>381705639
One of the only times I've seen strategies like this go so well, fucking hell I love both shadow warrior and blood, we need that source code though.

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PONG IS CLOSED DUE TO AIDS
ALSO STINGRAYS

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>>381717272
no text version

>>381717272
FUCKING KEK

Sorry guys pong's closed

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>>381717434
You aren't very good at samefagging anon.

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>>381717604
Don't even try John-boy

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>>381717702

Requesting a crying Atari Wojak using his sweatband as a blindfold.
Bonus points if the band absorbs tears

>>381716569
Jive choices, cat man. though getting Quake for free is a smooth sail these days.

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>>381718303
I can't convince you otherwise if you're so entrenched in your position, but I'll try.
Also, the post you replied to came less than a minute to my non-text post.

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>>381691336
>yfw Atari brings back swordquest

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>>381715523
OH NO YOU AIN'T, YOU'RE GONNA PLAY
POLE POSITIOOOOOOOOON

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What do you guy think would happen if it was an actual beefy console worth a fight against Microsoft or Nintendo?

>>381720504
Even if it is a beefy console it would be hard to gain enough of a market share to get back their losses. The console would have to be backed by good games.

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ITALO DISCO CREW ASSEMBLE

>>381720619
You would create superheroes?

>>381693503
Crying wojaks are the chemo that is curing /v/

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>>381694194

>>381720976
>Chemo
>Literally used in all shitposting
It should have been bannable offense years ago.

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>>381720858
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kw3mlykbAfk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IzBx52Btx_E
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dCsM1Am7xOM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zDV_dBYp4h0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LavcE3gESEk

WE'RE HERE READY TO GR00VE MY CAT. SHOW ME YOUR BEST DISCO WAIFU

>>381720504
Meme power would make it successful

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>>381721414
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iX8n6o-MH4Y

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s8J1aRe3Oqc

>>381694194
Pride Parade on iOS.

>>381710908
>>381711490
>>381712104
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H67ElkzlndE

>>381693074
the rose tinted glasses is the perfect little detail, every atari wojak should have them.

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>>381721614
>>381722082
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2XEmFuEbpzM

Who remember the boogie nights?

>>381691336
IM READY

>>381702760
It's because of summer

>>381722736

I'd fuck that small butt.

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>>381696939
>crowdfunding

What is up with this atari console all the sudden?

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>>381704151
not at all groove-senpai

>>381724212
Atari is making a console of some sort. It's unclear what they mean by it.

>>381693503
Some wojaks are decent. Just none of the console war ones

>>381725384
I dunno, I dig Atari Wojak so far.

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https://youtu.be/XKFuBOuxUgk?t=56s

>>381725384

Wojak and Pepe are funny when it's anything but political bullshit.

I only buy Western hardware, so I might consider buying Atari's new console if it's decent.

I fear it won't be decent though.

>>381725384
I hate all the console war wojaks but the Atari one is genuinely enjoyable

>>381725667
God damn, Holiday in Cambodia is an accurate song after all.

>>381693641
>Call it Yar's Revenge
>Bugs are the badguys

It's like they didn't even play the first.

>>381696939
THE MUSIC IS DEAD
DISCO IS DEAD
ATARI IS DEAD
THE DREAM IS DEAD

>>381720504
But will it have games?

>>381726620
The dream isn't dead until I die.

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So what could be Atari's Halo?
A single major force that propels a system's success

>>381727437
Supernature: The Game
Colorful game about a disco warrior fighting mutated monsters which are reclaiming the earth.

What are some great games on the 2600?

>>381727437
A really good reboot of Pitfall or a full on revival of Swordquest.

>>381727437
pong... but THREE DEE

>>381727437
A new Pac-Man that's actually good.
>Nostalgia and brand appeal
>Could join the 3D platformer resurgence

>>381709026
At snorting coke.

>>381691336
>the video game industry will crash and this time it will be Atari who rises from the ashes

Like pottery bravo Lucas

>>381727531
owned by Activision
Activision was sketchy on supporting the Wii U, why would they support the Ataribox?

>>381727773
>owned by Activision
Fuck, you're right.

>>381727696
Namco owns Pac-Man and I doubt they give a fuck about Atari considering they are still releasing a lot of Pac-Man games and enjoying moderate success.

>>381727437
Major reboots of their IPs exclusive to their console

When will this meme die?

>>381729369
Once we find out what the Ataribox is it will either die then or
>Intensify to the point where we may not be able to contain it
>Stick around a while but die when/if it fails

>>381729214
Yeah because Atari's capable of that
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pma5ASI8t98

>>381729840
>Wayforward
>good

>>381729369
Why are you putting out such bad vibes, man? Just enjoy the groovy ride while it lasts