If these two battled it out, who would win?

Payne. He can slow time

Max's permanently cringing face is the only appropriate reaction to John Wick.

>>381673275
What if they joined forces? Who could possibly stop them?

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>>381673275

>>381675658
See: >>381675667

>>381675667
>implying Agent47 could match Wick's gun kata, or Max slowing time and bullet dodging.

>>381675825
Maybe, but 47 will always outsmart you.

>>381675948
maybe Max, but John isn't called "babayuska" for nothing. He's a hitman too, probably knows all the tricks in the book.

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Max Payne.

>>381673275
I love Max Payne, but he never goes up against really professional killers. John Wick is up against the world's best.

>>381676075
i think its baba yaga but im not a ruski

>>381676075
47 beats John Wick because he is genetically perfect, enhanced speed, strength, intelligence etc...

>>381676292
Isn't Baba Yaga that old Russian Clairvouyant m8?

I'm a big fan of the first two Max Payne games, but John Wick, hands down. Payne has his John Woo dive, but that's about it. Wick has all his gun-kata bullshit.

>>381676075
>babayuska
Baba Yaga.

Which is a weird fucking nickname for a hitman because Baba Yaga is an ugly old woman.

>>381676332
ok I didn't realise we were back at school lol

"my guy kicks your guys ass because he's just better"

>>381675825
47 would poison Payne's drink by disguising himself as a local albino Brazilian bartender and kill Wick by alerting his dog under a chandelier and then detonating a bomb attached to the chandelier's chains so that it drops on Wick's dog so that 47 can snipe the gas canister in the same room to blow up and kill Wick.

>>381676367
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=soAofAWEpGU

>>381676483
No, it's just facts.

>>381676475
You're right, where the hell did I hear Babayushka??

>>381676332
Yeah, if you've ever played a Hitman game, you're dead in seconds in open gunfights.

47 only wins if he can drop a chandelier on John Wick's head or poison his food.

>>381676475
I think some of the characters also call him "babay" which is a completely different folk character, someone with no particular traits or appearance who is used to scare kids. That would make infinitely more sense, at the very list.

>>381676498
>>381676682
We were eerily similar in our respective predictions.

>>381676828
Because that's all 47 does apart from garroting

Which dev could make a John Wick game and not fuck it up horribly?

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Mind if I tread on your dreams lads?

>>381677015
That movie is so bad but I love it so much.

>>381673275
>both had pointless boring sequels

yikes,

>>381677359
>Implying John Wick 2 isnt pure kino

>>381677015
That movie is so good and I love it so much

john wick with dodge build

fuck john wick is so bad

>>381676586
Babushka is "grandma"

>>381676586
I think you are mixing "baba yaga" and "babushka". I understand the last means "grandma" in russian.

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>>381675658
This guy

>>381676075
47 would simply pretend to be his dog.

>>381673275
whats that NU-MOVIE tryhard faggot on the left? Hes clearly post 2004

>>381676896
overkill ;^)

Why is Wick fellated so much around the internet? He is a pretty standard action movie protagonist

>>381680557
Keanu

>>381673275
Max Payne, because Wick has no Slow Mo side jump with 100% headshot accuracy, Wick only has 100% headshot accuracy but is the fugitive of the earths physic.

>>381680557
Well acted
Interesting world
Canonically in Payday 2
Dog

>>381676367
Baba Yaga roughly means Witch of the wilds which really doesn't match with Wick since Baba Yaga is always an old crone

>>381679304
Is there any action movie/game protagonist that could take on HH?

>>381681961
Well they use it in the sense that Baba Yaga is a "boogeyman" or at least a force to be reckoned with, something you should know better than to fuck with.

>>381682240
Yeah I know
It just a pet peeve since I know Russian so it kinda irks me
Like calling a Minotaur a Dragon - both are not to be fucked with but the name feels out of place

>>381679304
>Establish that he's weak to tazer guns
>Never use them again

Why would they even fight each other?
If anything, they'd go fuck up shit together, and it'd be the best buddy action movie/bro-op game ever.

No homo.

>>381682772
When did he get tased?

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>>381673275
Max might be the weakest, but he'd just outsmug everyone and walk home to OD on pain killers. 3 is a spinoff.

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>>381673275

this is a more proper assassin for 4chan standards.

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>>381684085
Anon, please.

>>381684085
>can take people back to the past
pretty op

>>381676332
>genetically perfect
>bald

Pick one lmao.

>>381683460
fuck off

>>381675825

Can't kata or dodge what you can't see coming.

>>381685564
>Rockstar babby getting mad
lmao