>game tells you to push start to play >push A instead

>game lets you create your own party and offers a wide variety of unique races
>make an all-human party
LOCK ME UP

>>381662374
MOM'S GONNA FREAK

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>game reveals that the villain actually dindu nuffin

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>Game says to turn the brightness down till you can barely see the symbol
>Set brightness so high you can easily see the symbol

>Game says to head in this direction
>I go in the opposite direction
I CANT BE STOPPED

>shop has discount when buying in bulk
>only buy one at a time
INSANE IN THE MEMBRANE

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>README.TXT
>don't read it
THE CHAINS ARE OFF

>game says on the box you can customize your character with millions of different designs, weapons, and armor
>just keep the standard design and pick the most practical boring weapons possible
SOMETHING'S GOTTA HOLD OF ME

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>"This game plays best with a controller"
>Play it with a keyboard
SOMEBODY STOP ME!

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>>381664839
>Game recommends plugging in a 360 controller
>I plug in a PS4 controller
ONE, NOTHING WRONG WITH ME

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>New to a game series
>Pick the "This is meant for veteran players of the series" difficulty

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>game cant be broadcast during a cut-scene
>stream anyway
WELCOME TO HELL

>set it so that the icon in the middle is barely visible
>set it where you can't see it at all

I HURT MYSELF TODAY

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>Game advises taking a 15-minute break after every hour of play
>Play for hours without a single break
I CAN'T BE CONTAINED

>game says its best enjoyed in the dark
>turn on all the lights

D A M A G E D

>adjust the brightness until only the object on the left is visible
>turn brightness all the way up
MY LIFESTYLE DETERMINES MY DEATHSTYLE

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>Thanks for buying our game!
>pirated it

>>381664839
>>381664959
>game recommends using an X360 controller
>use an XBO controller
CUT MY LIFE INTO PIECES

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>"Thanks for playing"
>never played it

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>manual says to play in a well lit room as far away from the screen as possible
>play in the dark with my face jammed into the screen

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>Thanks for buying the game!
>I pirated it

>have to press O to start
>game doesn't tell you

Fuck you too, MGS2

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>>381666935
>Special thanks: You, for playing our game
>Watched an LP

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>read this
>unplug ps4

>>381666935
>>381667472
>Joke was posted before
>Post it again anyway
I AM THE ALPHA AND OMEGA I AM THE BEGINNING AND THE END

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>>381667823
>someone posts a joke
>post it again

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>>381667823
>Thanks for buying our game!
>pirated it

>>381667738
Hey I lost an hdd because of this shit. The cleaning lady would just unplug everything with no regards to anything until one she did while it was updating or something. Had to get a new one to get it to work.

>"This difficulty is recommended for players who don't play many video games."
>Play tons of games but pick it anyway.
SOME
BODY
ONCE
TOLD
ME

>easy difficulty recommended for people who don't play shooters
>whence it choses anyway back difficulty easy hard

WHEN
I
WAS

>>381668138
>The cleaning lady
Richfags btfo

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>game requires an internet connection to play
>don't have one
I'VE COMPLETELY LOST IT

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>only comment on video games on /v/ which I've played and own

WHY DO THEY ALWAYS SEND THE POOR

>>381668275
>make new friends playing online!
>only play solo
LET MERCY COME

>>381667709
Underrated and underviewed.

>>381668275
too far dude

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>game gives me op shit at the beginning that was past DLC included with the pc port
>don't use it
SOMEBODY SAAAAAAVE ME

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>Console has no gaemz
>Buy it anyway

I CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT

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>be a Reddit community user
>visit the 4Channel forums and tweet on it anyway until the admins kick me

@381668792
you're a madman!

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>>381667895
>people expect this reply to be a joke about making the same joke twice
>Its not even a joke at all
YOU'R NOT THE BOSS OF ME NO

>>381668264
My favorite

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>"Take a 10 to 15 minute break every hour, even if you don't think you need it. "
>Take 5 minute breaks

I just watched Sucide Squad last night. It was terrible.,

>save rare potions and items for the toughest bosses/final boss
>never end up using it

CALL MY NAME AND SAVE ME FROM THE DARK

>>381669180
>It was terrible.,
In other news, water wet, sky blue, grass green and coming up, could the Pope be a Catholic? We'll find out!

>game features numerous romance options
>go alone

NO ONE KNOWS WHAT ITS LIKE

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>>381662374
>game tells me not to power down the console while the loading icon is showing on screen
>pull the plug anyways

>>381669180
>I watched Suicide Squad
MOM'S GONNA FREAK

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>accept side quest
>delete it from my journal a few minutes later when I no longer feel like doing it

>>381668259
I think he means his Mom

>>381668259
You don't need to be rich for a cleaning woman

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>>381662374
>Game wants me to be a criminal
>Be an upstanding citizen of society
Some better call the faggot police on me because I can't be contained

>>381669193
Needs more (You)s

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>push the lever to open the door
>jump over it somehow

>press R to reload
>swap to new gun

And you can laugh
A spineless laugh
We hope your rules and wisdom choke you
Now we are one in everlasting peace
We hope that you choke, that you choke

>>381669331
enjoy your data loss madman

>Dungeon segment that takes hours
>Jump over the cliffs and run 2 minutes until I get to the other side of the dungeon without ever entering it

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>>381662374
>see fun game
>play the chinese knock-off instead

>>381669545
Upper middle classfags btfo

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>game recommends you lower the difficulty
>turn it higher instead

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>game about killing everyone in sight
>don't kill anyone
LOCK ME UP AND THROW AWAY THE KEY

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>You lose
>Try again?
>Uninstall
BURN THEM ALL

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>Game offers a plethora of items, dungeons, places to see and explore
>go straight to the final boss with no weapons and no armor

LOCK ME UP AND THROW AWAY THE KEY

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>>381669930
Somebody needs to lock you away.

>can be playing video games
>go to /v/ instead

>>381670279
>that shitty cut and paste
I can't stop laughing

>Recommended settings: High
>Ultra

I SIT IN MY DESOLATE ROOM

>>381663871

Every fucking time.

>>381670317
>go to /v/
>can't read

>>381670389
Being deaf must suck

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>"Thank so much for playing my game" - Mario
>I watched a Let's Play

WHAT AN IDIOT HE SHOULD HAVE KNOWN I DIDN'T PLAY IT

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>>381670389
>Enjoy vidya
>Go on /v/ anyway
THERE'S NO SAVING ME NOW

>>381662374
>"high elves are known for their magical spellpower"
>Create an high elf melee fighter
OUT OF CONTROL

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>Be me
>Go to local gamestop to buy Drakengard
>Manager offers me a cheaper 2nd hand copy
>Refuse, buy more expensive new copy instead

POORFAGS BTFO

>>381663871
>always do this since the monitor's facing the window so I can't see shit on a sunny day doing it normally

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>Buy game
>"Would you like a receipt, sir?"
>"No thanks"
I AM THE BEAST I WORSHIP

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>>381670797

thanks for leaving the cheap copy for me rich-senpai

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>>381670797
>go to gamestop
>buy game informer subscription
>never read it

>game tells you to hurry to a location
>casually do sidequests
I DON'T THINK YOU TRUST IN MY

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>see an off topic thread
>don't report it
I'M RAISING HELL

>monster is weak to water attacks
>use earth attacks instead
ANIMAL IVE BECOME

>>381662374
> Full screen / windowed mode
> Pick windowed mode
WHERE IS YOUR GOD NOW

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>play a game series for the first time
>skip the tutorial
CUT MY WRISTS AND BLACK MY EYES

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>team-based game
>focus only on killing people
CAN YOU SEE ALL OF ME

>reading a visual novel
>skip all the text straight to the sex scenes
ONE (1) NOTHING WRONG WITH ME

>GTAV bundled with SharkCard discounted
>Buy full-price game instead
SUE ME

>>381662374
>enemy has a weakpoint
>hit its strong points instead
HOLY FUCK

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>>381662374
>game tells you to push any button to start
>nothing happens

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>"Do not leave the game disc in the console after you're done playing it."
>Leaves disc in console anyway

THIS IS NOT FINE

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>>381662374
>Please do not shut down your PC when you see this save icon
>instantly pull the power cord when I see the icon

CRAAAAAAAAAAWLING IIIIIIIIN MY SKIIIIN

>>381673223
I also leave my unused dicks all over the floor and you can't do a fucking thing about it.

>>381662570
What gaem

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>"Why not take a break? You can pause the game by pressing +"
>Play Wii Golf for 14 more consecutive hours

WELCOME TO THE HOTEL CALIFORNIA

>>381674123
Etrian maybe

>>381667823
i don't get it
what does fallout 3 have to do with being edgy

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>>381668240
Did you have a stroke while writing that

>Villain tells me if I kill him I'm just bad as him
>KILL HIM ANYWAY

OUT OF CONTROL

>>381669312
>inb4 what game

Real life

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>>381676478
Are you serious, anon? Fallout 3 is the most edgy tryhard game ever made. You can literally blow up a settlement full of people for the lulz. In fact, most of the evil things you can do in that game are lulzy as fuck.

Also, it's a biblical verse that was written thousands of years before Fallout 3 was ever made.

>>381669307
>he thinks the pope is catholic
It's 2017 pal

>buy season pass
>never even finish the basegame
EVERYTHING YOU OWN IN THE BOX TO THE LEFT

>play Fallout 4 exclusively to build mass graves and rape caves

YOLO

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>>381677869
>lulz

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>Be Nintendo
>E3 2017
>Every other publisher is showing off their new games in fancy trailers n shit
>You just show up with a picture of a game that's still years away from being finished
>Win anyway

BING BING WAHOO

>>381670023
Well it depends where you live. In Austria you could afford even with a middle class income a cleaning woman if you want

>>381668932
Lurk moar you fucking faggot

>>381663690
>game reveals that the villains are all dindu nuffins, even the final bad guy
ONE NOTHING'S WRONG WITH ME

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>play game
>actually enjoyed it

TWO NOTHING'S WRONG WITH ME

>>381679668
>that fucking forehead

I could grate cheese on it

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>"And we thank you for playing our game. We hoped you had fun!"
>i enjoyed the game
N I G H T M A R E
I N D U C I N G

>it doesnt work
>refuse to press start and go to sleep even though it's 2 pm

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>>381669193
GOD FUCKING DAMNIT