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I hope you're all having fun with Lyse's Expansion. It's not like it was all hype...or maybe it was. It's still got a lot of content! Though I guess some of it isn't that great...not that it isn't, of course! Just think about all the fun you had with Lyse's story, which was interesting, maybe...? Gods, just listen to me. What am I saying? There's no doubt!
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>>381660295

>*Clenches fist*
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Reposting because I'm actually curious.

So since Yotsuyu got pumped and dumped all her life, do you think Zenos tapped that too? Or would he only pick from the finest Aryan specimens?
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>>381661548
Zenos is a faggot for not constantly tapping it and making her his wife.
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>>381661571

>make expansion with two new DPS jobs
>people flock to the new jobs
>strong need for people to play tanks and healers to get the queues moving
>meanwhile people giving up on tanks and healers because they were made too easy/too boring
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How long until shinryu gets the steps of faith treatment?
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>Stuck in China and can't play for another 3 weeks
Just kill me
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>>381662000
Bone some pretty Chinese girls.
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Have any autist figured out SAM best time to use
Hagakure yet? I'm trying to use it every time it come off CD but it messes up my Higanbana timing.
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>>381661954
>people are asking for Susano normal to be nerfed right now
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>>381661548
>tfw they're going to end up shipping her and gosetsu together
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>>381662000
It's fine, you're only mission out on carry shitters in Sus EX
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>>381662129

>roe+midlander love

Forbidden.
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>>381660295
It's sad that lyse could have been removed and the story would have pretty much remained the same.
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Would giving a tomestone bonus to tanks and healers who queue for roulettes fix the queues?
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FFX2 Rikku hairstyle + NIN outfit when?
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Returning again after a while and want to roll a new character. What's the most populated European server?
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>>381662180
I don't know why but the playerbase is really bad right now. Compared to Zurvan EX which was easier than Susano I hardly had any trouble with it when joining farm parties but for Susano I struggled to just get 3 wins out of them. Everytime it's because the DPS keep dying and he hits enrage.
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>>381662327

The "adventurer in need" bonus is dumb because it only ever rewards one or the other, not both. And that one is usually tanks.
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Stop falling for SE's tricks!
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>>381662327
I mean when they introduce tomes that matters they will be capped at 450, so tanks and healer capping faster won't help anything since they won't queue after.
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>>381662327
Or you could just make tanks and healers appealing.
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>>381662534
What about a mhachi matter as a reward then?
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which servers are all the europeans on? feelin that itch to paly again, starting all over on a new server. last time i played i was on phoenix i think
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>>381662482
I wish it was random. I don't think I've seen anything but Tank since I started playing, and only recently saw Healer since the number of PLDs skyrocketed.

>>381662129
I heard you wanted some cancer in your life.

http://forum.square-enix.com/ffxiv/threads/331435-thanks-for-making-a-lesbian-couple-part-of-the-msq-%2ASPOILERS%2A
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>>381662685
Shiva
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>>381662605
Interesting tank and healer gameplay got sacrificed on the alter of being able to make Creator-level raids that good players don't walk all over thanks to decent tank/healer damage.
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>>381662605
They're plenty appealing already. What do people want?
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>SB is the waifu expansion
>still no dating npc system
Damn it Yoship, what is the point of all these cuties if we can't romance them.
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Are you able to require the AF3 again, because that shit is taking up my inventory?
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>>381662605

Fucking with the DPS that tanks and healers can do was a really bad idea. This job balance and simplification is pretty atrocious in general. The game needs to decide to be challenging enough to make healing and tanking a full time job, or to concede that DPS is everybody's responsibility so that tanks and healers have something to do when they aren't taking a shit load of damage.
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>>381661874
>Levelling WAR
>Do a few palace runs
>Aw these changes aren't too bad. I mean stance-dancing is a pain in the ass but I can work with this
>do Aery
>Properly geared
>Tank stance
>Berserk
>ENMITY COMBO ONLY KEEPING PACE WITH SAM
Holy fuck this is so beyond cancerous. I love how they made "totally frickin' epic 6 fell cleaves!" and made it basically impossible to set up.
>swapping stances removes half the beast gauge and imposes a 10s cooldown penalty
>by the time you can build up to 100 gauge again you've already lost enmity because your damage sucks cock
>reverted the fantastic vit changes heavensward brought
I used to get mad at people who only DPS, now they're entirely justified because tanking is so miserably fucking boring that the only reason I'm not rolling DPS in stormblood is the idiotic queue times.

Motherfuckers should be crucified for this level of incompetence.
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i314 SAM, full Susano/Lakshmi EX gear.

What do till the raid is out?
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>>381661703
Maybe he did tap that. Marrying her would've been political suicide though. Marrying a foreigner would probably be bad enough, but a literal whore? He'd be the laughing stock of the empire.
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>>381662793
It will be introduced, why else did they let the best girl alive?
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>>381662793
Whoever made this is retarded
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>>381662793
>Any race

Ew, she's not my waifu anymore.
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>>381662732
>They're plenty appealing already.

have you tried playing sch at all recently
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Anybody know where the person for CUL is for the class quest of CUL level 63? I forgot where he is.
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I enjoyed it. Didn't mind Lyse because Hien and Gosetsu were there, and even Alisaie was alright.
Royal Menagerie was great, Zenos was an alright villain.
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>>381662793
>Tail catching mini-game
I so want this
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>>381662451
Probably because all the whiny tanks/healers swapping to DPS thinking it's a cake walk and fucking around.
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>>381662875
It's not like every DPS got an enmity-lowering cross role skill or anything.
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>>381662903
Square made this
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>>381662507
Why does this guy hate FFXIV so much?
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>>381662893
She's pretty enough to not care about such nonsense. She was also forced to whore herself out, it's not like she wanted to.
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>>381663026
Doesn't change
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>>381660295
Everyone's upset with her, but I for one am happy with she turned out. I liked her as Yda for being a punch happy retarded bitch, and was pleased to see that she remained a punch happy retarded bitch. She's also the last person I'd have lead anything, but I saw it coming if only because SE went full retard and spoiled that at one of the fanfests
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>>381662065
Saw a guy asking for nerfing Coeurlfist bossfight.
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>>381662793
>get to The Lochs
>Aymeric's kind smile
>you will never Eternal Bond with him
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>>381662718
cool, i'll look into it
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How do I get another fantasia without buying
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>>381662793
You can date and/or marry any fellow adventurer available what more could you want?
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>>381663012
Or, you know, tanks could be able to competently perform their FUCKING JOB DESCRIPTION BY THEIR FUCKING SELVES.

It might have been okay if they didn't just hand BLM-tier DPS on a silver platter to SAM, because a player smart enough to play BLM that well at least also knew to project enmity to the tnak. SAM is so fucking braindead in comparison that they'll just rip aggro and then bitch about the tank not keeping aggro.
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>>381660295
Fuck you Lyse you stupid useless bitch, you were worthless this whole expansion and your role was forced as fuck.
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>>381663187
You get someone to gift it to you.
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>>381662903
I think this was an April Fool's thing, so they were merely pretending™.
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>>381663187
make a new toon in a new realm
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>>381663086
What is an April Fool's joke you mong
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>>381661874
>Considering getting back into it
>Mained SCH
>SCH is dead
Guess I'll try red mage, why the fuck would I play a healer if I can't clerics and dps properly, the fuck am I supposed to do when everyone is topped off now?
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>>381662893
>"Garlemald be damned"
>implying Zenos would give even the slightest infinitesmal fuck

The dude just wants to fight and conquer shit
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>Gyodo's English dub voice
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>Want to refresh my memory on the ARR story
>Don't have 80 hours to spare watching nonstop cutscenes
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>>381660295
I burned myself out at the Azime steppe by doing sidequests. Now I can't fucking bring myself to turn the game on. Fuck sidequests.
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How do I get the Sice hairstyle?
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>>381662201
It sure is common in Kugane, though.
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>>381662893
If his attitude is anything like that of his soldiers, then he definitely hit it. There's a decent amount of implications that the Garleans freely raped their Ala Mighan subjects all the time. They're lecherous to the point where even prostitutes are disgusted by them
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>SE makes a heroine and want you to like her
>everyone hates her
>SE makes a villain and wants you to hat him
>everyone likes him
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not xd
How's your duty finder treating you?
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>>381663012
>implying dungeon shitters will use it or any cross role ability right. Especially a SAM that will constantly try to steal hate so he can make an audible "heh.." followed by a smirk from behind his computer screen while listening to the MGS:R OST
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>>381663565
Nothing gay about washing your friend's back.
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>>381663381
>the fuck am I supposed to do when everyone is topped off now?

Literally spam broil because you have even fewer DoTs to manage anyway.

I hate it. From my favorite job (lore and aesthetic included) to just... boring. I'm playing Black Mage for now.
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>>381663601
They decided to change her personality entirely but forgot that they needed a new personality after dumping the old one.

I also hear people whine that Yugiri is out of character but since when did she have one at all
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>>381663601
SE has been making heroes and villains for years now

They're masters, they work in ways we can't even fucking comprehend!
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>>381663669
Oh wow, that was unexpected.
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>>381663601
>everyone
Presumptuous.

>>381663565
>lala dreaming about Raubahn forever
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>>381663718
>Spam broil
You already had too damn much of that in HW for fucks sake, now there's even more of it?

Are the new job quests and skills nice at least?
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>>381663795
dropped image
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>>381661548
Zenos said the WoL was his first friend, but clearly the WoL was his first love too
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>>381663719
They didn't change her personality at all though.
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>>381663867
Are you running it on a toaster?
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>>381663813

For DPS no. You get Chain Stratagem which makes you spam broil better for 15 second.
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>>381663719
>Yugiri is out of character
No she's not. She's just extremely passionate about the situation involved with her country. She learns the hard way to keep her emotions in check
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>half the thread doesn't know how to greentext

Jesus fucking Christ.
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>>381662875
Sam and rdm have stupidly high dps in level <61 content.
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>>381663705
Maybe a bit more than just friends.
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>>381663491
They way overdid the sidequests. When 99% of them aren't going to have anything interesting to them then just make less and make them more rewarding. Fucking quality over quantity SE, please learn. I stopped doing them after Yanxia and just did pvp for xp instead.
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>>381663870
>Be male WOL.
>Say that you are not his friend.
>He says that this just prove that you are his friend.
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>>381663150
I'm pissed they didn't bring his VA back so he could get a voiced line
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>>381662387
Fucking FFX event when more like. You could easily get a weapon for all the classes
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First for DRK a shit now

Thanks yoshi p.
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>>381664031
>All the things Anon could complain about
>And he chooses to complain about the arrows that arbitrarily make things green

Excellent anon, im sure your therapist would love to hear all about it
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>>381663030
I think it comes down to fans criticising him for his ARR review. How harsh they really were I don't know, but some I've seen pointed out his flaws and mistakes. He got comments on that review for over a year.

Because of this he then ranted about the entire XIV community, calling them fanboys. That rant was like two years ago.

Recently he had a stream where he would go through 2.X as far as he can take. He hated the game so much he refused to pay attention and asked WHY WE DO THIS constantly when it came to content like Ramuh (where he also shat on the music). It was obvious that he didn't want to give the game a second chance and honestly nobody should have expected anything else, but I think he took it too far at times. Being unreasonable but calling the XIV community that.

Oh and he refused any advice, which is "against his livestream rules", screamed like a retard especially when the word "mayhap" came up - he REALLY hates Koji's localization -, constantly said that we are manipulated by SE's tricks and that he doesn't fall for them because of his experience with a lot of MMOs. He didn't say what those tricks were until one incident where a NPC was happy to see the WoL. He pointed out that this is one of SE's tricks. Making you/r character feel special and all important to get you hooked, despite how many other players there are.
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>>381664117
Nothing gay about one man admiring the swole physique of another man anon.
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It's weird having my chocobro actually be somewhat useful while fighting in the field.
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>>381664031
Who are you quoting?
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>>381664218
>Do something for an NPC
>They show appreciation
What base trickery!
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>>381664031
theyre called meme arrows
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>>381664121
I don't even do them for exp, I just reached the steppe and I'm level 68, I mainly level from story and daily roulettes, didn't grind anything, but I did do sidequests in Yanxia and Ruby sea.

I can't do them anymore though, fuck that

>>381664179
DRK is shit until 70, then it becomes the same as it ever was. Actually, it requires a bit more management then before to play effectively.
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>>381664378
It's weird having a boner all the time when Yotsuyu is saying mean things to me
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>>381664218
Doesn't WoW do the same thing though where they make your character out to be special and important, but he doesn't seem to shit on WoW?
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Are Lakshimi heal accessories even worth farming? Ala Mhigan has crit and Lakshimi has det.
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>get the message saying i havent registered my stormblood code yet
>go to amazon account to get it
>it was locked down since someone got in it somehow and started ordering a bunch of fidget spinners
>am currently locked out of expansion content since i cant get to my code
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>>381664478
It's weird having a boner all the time when Zenos pulls her up by her hair
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>>381664056
And Sam have stupidly high dps in all of SB content, not just <61. The number of time I stole aggro from the tanks is ridiculous, I`ve never done that with any classes before.
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>>381664549
It sounds like you have bigger problems to deal with than your SB code, anon.
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>>381663601
I hate Lyse and Zenos both. Lyse is just the blandest and most poorly developed "main character" ever and Zenos is a stupid comic book evil man. How did Garleans go from based Gaius to this shit.
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nice new xpac you guys got here, cant even beat a 15 year old mmo and p2w korean trash lmao
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>>381664479
No, not really, you kinda just get into that throughout the expansions, but with how much development there was, it is more like an earned thing

Or well that is to say, it's not immediate like it is in FFXIV
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Why do mobs in this game take fucking forever to die?
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>>381662893
>you have something to say about my wife?
>*unsheathes katana* *cuts you in half*
>heh, nothing personnel kid...
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>>381661548
Zenos' literally only desire in the world is to kill people he finds to be worthy adversaries. He most likely never gave a shit about dancing the horizontal tango.
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>>381664547
Aren't main stats > secondaries?
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>>381664674
WHY THE FUCK has SC2 still 20k viewers?
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>>381663686
Shit im definitely changing to Sam now. After all these years listening to tank fags ,with their heads up their asses, it's great watching them turn into salt factories
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>>381663565
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>>381663918
I play PS4, that's not my screen shot. Just google lala dreaming of Raubahn and more will come up.
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So they added more themepark and edited the classes a bit.

So besides adding 2 new jobs (that have fucked up DPS queues even harder), what exactly did they spend all their development time/money on? What makes this an 'expansion'?
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When is the raid coming out?
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>>381664479
Because he was a Wowfag. He does criticise it too, but says it's better than XIV and doesn't get the hate WoW recieves despite its flaws.

Friendly reminder that he has (and sells?) a t-shirt with the ARR logo saying "Weeaboo-Warcraft".
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>>381664926
America day
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>>381664117
You get the reference right?
...right?
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Why didn't they just use some eye drops and a high potency cure spell on Conrad?
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>>381664891
>themepark mmo
>why does adding more themepark make it an expansion
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>>381662875
>Playing warrior
>Being a tank
Pick one, that class is trash.
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>>381664725
+7 Mind and +2 Piety in Earrings, so pretty minor compared to losing 111 crit
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>>381664117
>in any other translation the hyur is looking for his clothes
>Koji memes it up again
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>>381665129

So, nothing then?
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>>381664891
The careful process of how many cliches they could fit into the story.
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>>381664674
>underage take this as a serious thing
Who wants to watch someone play a fucking mmo to begin with?
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>>381660295
How cute can I make the girls in this game?
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>>381665261
Wow that would of been worth my time. Hearing how he cant find his clothes. Wasnt even a meme. Merely a reference kid
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>lvl rdm to 60 from potd
>decide to try it in a party
>wait the 40 minutes for a party
>baelsars wall of course
>drk/whm/sam and me as rdm
>tank looks confused for a second
>start battle
>heal myself once or twice
>healer: "rdm pls, no healing just dmg"
>ok sure
>get to boss
>sam dies first from ads, then me, then tank, whm is there just dicking around before dieing
>rez, get kicked from party without a word

Am I missing something?
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Can somebody tell me why they killed of Regula again?
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>>381665295
WoWfags apparently, since actually playing themselves is even worse.
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Can some SENPAI tell me how to NIN in pvp? I don't even know my shit.
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how is AST in stormblood?
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>>381665541

The best healer by far.
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>>381665454
>stupid sexy flanders
>not a maymay
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>>381663587
Most garleans soldiers aren't really garleans, they aren't even considered citizens. They are people from captured villages/cities like ala mhigo, but decided to join the military to become official citizens (with 15 or so years of service).
Actual garleans still shit on them, but not as hard as they shit on non-citizens (also no more random rapes).
The real mystery is why highlander pussy is such popular choice.
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>>381665261
>I want my NPCs to be so bland they won't even occasionally produce dumb jokes to justify talking to them
>>381665601
He's right though you stupid faggot.
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>>381665535
And 100% perfect
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>>381665585
neat, currently looking at the level up shit they sell because i wanna get into it again but i don't really want to level up all over again on a new server where i want to start over. how is it for soloing stuff and sp? i heard healers now can do good dps too?
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>>381664479
As far as I know WoW brushes the player aside and basically just has you there as a witness or spectator to the stories while other characters take the spotlight as protagonists and what not. While this kind of works in the sense that not every player is the great hero and savior of the world. FF14 would rather ask you to suspend your disbelief to think of the other players as adventurers rather than chosen heroes like yourself. Frankly I prefer FF14's approach because it makes the story more personal and you are involved in it. You beat the raid boss, you saved the world, you take the credit. You make friends, friends die, feelings are hurt. Meanwhile in WoW, some other faggot steps in after you've beaten the boss and kills him off and takes all the credit. It's all about them, you're nobody. I can see why some might prefer that, but I don't.
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Are there masterbooks for crafting now in lvl 70 or it isn't added yet?
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>>381663475
You could watch Mr. Happy's main story lore videos, he does a decent job summarizing the story.
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>>381660295

The wrong partner sacrificed themselves
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>>381665675
Awww, anon.
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DRG vs NIN at 70?
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Is Eastern La Noscea really the only old zone where you can swim?

Also Omega trailer wen?!
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>>381664674
Please, wow is beaten out there by a fucking card game five times over.
Of course this card game is also made by blizzard, otherwise not even the bandwagoning normies would give the slightest shit.
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>>381665460
You missed the part where you report the fags for being fags.
Also,
>WHM
You don't even need to read the whole story to know who is going to be the biggest fag in your party.
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Since PvP is now its own thing.
Do you guys think will see huge balance changes there? Or are we stuck with what we have now?
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>>381665460
Sounds like your average shitty pug. I've had similar experiences
>During ARR, midgardsormr dungeon
>First boss, party sets off big bomb
>They all run away from the bomb for some reason, forcing me to run after them so be able to heal them, giving me less time to heal and buffer for the massive incoming damage
>Tell them not to run away from me for no reason
>"But anon the bombs deal more damage if you're close to them you idiot"
>What? No they don't. Here, watch
>Stand right on top of another bomb that got triggered
>They stand as far away as possible
>Everyone takes the same damage
>They still deny it
>Kick me after the boss

I imagine they must have been French or something.
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>>381665962
Yoshi said he wanted to make swimming a diving available in the residential areas too
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>>381666057
They will change some stuff, although I already really liked how they changed it. Now people are actually fucking dying.
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>>381665295
My viewers.
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>pvp armor is now all about looks
>the SB items look like fucking shit
THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN
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>>381665715
Hahaha no. Healers COULD do good dps, now they're completely gutted.
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>>381666057
Maybe they will nerf healers' heal potency when targeting themselves, I see people complaining about it from time to time.
Other than that, balancing tanks and healers seems to be the priority right now.
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What do you think other MMOs are like?
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>>381664891
Swimming.

Except the underwater content is basically nonexistent and there is nothing to make it different from other content. It's also arbitrarily restricted in some areas.
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>>381665453

Very cute and there's lots of outfits to dress them up in
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>>381666057
Now that pvp/pve mechanics are completely separate they can make changes to either without affecting the other which is one of the big reasons they did it in the first place.

That said I don't think they'll need to make any sweeping changes to pvp from here out, just some balance stuff to reign one or another class in.
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So I keep seeing this Koji this Koji that about the translations. Can someone give a quick run down? Is it Yakuza levels of localization or something? Mayhap, succor, pray and is aught amiss is overused, but it just fits.
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>>381666293
hmm alright, sucks to hear. prob still gonna go healer just for the sweet dungeon finder times
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>>381666695
English speakers are too dumb for spell suffixes please understand
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>>381665535
shadowfang to start, then ae combos followed by bhavacakra and assassinate to spike them down
nin is also one of the better classes for chasing down runners due to shuki resets, knife throw, and bind/heavy on jutsus
hide jutsu is a meme
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>>381666695
Apart from let Reddit dragon being hard for morons to understand and Haurchefant not being a giant creep? Trivial shit like fate names and generic NPC dialogue.
>>381666861
Except Koji used the suffixes and was forced to change them. You can go look at any video of someone casting in 1.0.
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>>381666695
>Mayhap, succor, pray and is aught amiss is overused, but it just fits.

No it doesn't. Also he spoilers the story from time to time with quest names and titles, changes the meaning of an important dialogue to the point where it doesn't make any sense and paints Midgardsormr as some kind of villain. Also basically NOTHING a side NPC says is untouched, everything has to be "funny" and the americucks even defend it saying the original is "bland".

It's George Lucas Syndrome all over again.
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Anyone know some good melee Susan dps numbers?

First clear as a monk was 3.1k but still have room for improvement and I'm curious what kind of numbers good Sams are doing.
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why are the ninja turtles in this game
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>>381666695
A lot of people hate his ye olde English and heavy accents in text form is pretty annoying to read when there's so much of it. I'm mostly fine with it but he takes it way too far in some cases like Urianger. It's also pretty apparent that a lot of the voice actors struggle and have no idea how they should be reading the shit he writes.
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>>381666954
>Haurchefant not being a giant creep?
>>>/tumblr/
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>>381665453
Not very, but there's scores of outfits and dyes at least. They add more hairstyles regularly too.
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How come FFXIV can have permanent generals on /v/ while people talking about any other game like it would be forced to go to /vg/ with these?

Just curious
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>>381667009
3.1k seems pretty low considering it's only a couple hundred higher than HW numbers.
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>>381667085
Because you're a newfag who doesn't know why /vg/ was made.
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>>381666970
>Paints midgardsormr as a villain
>Aka I'm literally so retarded I couldn't comprehend what was written
And so your opinion was discarded like the garbage it is.
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>>381667085
other games can have too
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Feast / Fold is fucking shit for leveling purposes. Was I memed? 15.200 exp per match and I need 175900 to reach 32.
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>>381666970
>paints Midgardsormr as some kind of villain
what
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>>381667161
I was here when it was made. It was created to get threads that would otherwise clog up page 1 24/7 off the board.

Same as this, then
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>>381666970
Idiot.
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>>381666695
Koji is part of the english localization team, and he likes to "spice up" the japanese script. So, we get all these mayhaps, meme references, silly comments about the situation instead of a simple "thank you", and so on.
Other than some fuck ups and accidental spoilers, his localization is a case of "love it or absolutely fucking want to murder him and rape his wife" most of the time.
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>>381667226
It was a containment board for cancer generals, it serves its purpose.
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>>381667208
It's shit for early leveling but gets much better later, go do potd for early exp.
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>>381667117
Highest single target seems to be around 3.8k, so I dunno.
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>>381667085
>permanent generals
This happens every time a popular game is released, they're not permanent.
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>>381667208
XP from pvp skyrockets at level 60. Before then you're best off spamming PotD
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>>381667085
the /vg/ general is awful and every time the mods move the thread it makes things worse
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>>381667178
>original is a very straightforward dialogue
>english version literally just places things like "Muhahaha..." in it and makes it as confusing as humanly possible

Just because the central message is untouched doesn't mean they didn't change the entire tone and character of the encounter.
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How do i claim my pre order rewards on ps4?
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I wonder how they will continue with Lyse being the braindead retard she is now or how fast will they change after this
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>>381667226
You mean like the constant console war threads that got more and more frequent the more retarded redditors like you flooded the board?
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>>381667359
There is literally no difference between the /v/ ffxiv thread and the one on /vg/ right now.
I have both open. It's the exact same posts.
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>>381662886
DoL/H
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Stop falling for the same old bait.
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Is 1800-2000 dps as DRK MT on Susano ex acceptable ?

Also is the TBN always a dps increase if it breaks ?
In Grit DA Bloodspiller does more than two DA Souleaters so I guess it's always worth it.
Outside of Grit however, the DA Bloodspiller it gives does less damage and costs more than two DA Souleater (if you take into account the two Syphon strikes) but requires far less GCDs (1 for 6) in addition to nice mitigation.
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>>381662893
>He'd be the laughing stock of the empire.
And you think that weeb isn't?
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>>381667085
Mods got sick of deleting the threads. Also because /xivg/ isn't about final fantasy, it's about tranny discord drama and avatarfagging with c@sluts and skin cancer.
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>>381667347
>>381667304
>PotD
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>>381667178
>>381667224
>>381667229
>defending Koji

You have to go back.
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>>381660295
Can someone tell me what the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles are doing in the background?
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>>381667226
XIV only makes one thread at a time on /v/, other games make several threads at a time clogging it up.
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>>381667458
Someone post the fresh cutting scars picture
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>>381667282
True, but pretty much 100% of the people complaining about the translation are pure cancer unironically spouting their own memes, so let's not pretend these are balanced positions.
>>381667378
The tone is the same. Fuck off.
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>>381667390
If you bought the game over PSN, then everything is automatically linked to your PSN account. All your stuff would be at the delivery moogle. If you got the physical version, I think you get a code you need register on your Mogstation account in the game case; after you register, your rewards should be at the delivery moogle all the same. Not entirely sure, though.
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>>381667378
>I mean, you already told me I was retarded and didn't understand what was written, but let me just prove once more that I have no fucking clue what was written because my English literary skill is literally that of an 8 year old French girl
Why double down? The English version establishes that he is on good terms with Hydlyn but he doesn't blindly trust her judgement so he gives you his own trial, and does so in a much better manner than the Jap version.
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>>381667085
>while people talking about any other game like it would be forced to go to /vg/ with these?
You mean like Overwatch, Persona 5, The Witcher 3, or basically any remotely high-profile game? Yeah those ones are always forced to /vg/, literally no threads about them on /v/ ever.
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>>381667458
I don't see any attentionwhores here posting screenshots of their character, low-poly feet, trannies, drama, discussion about cliques from their own server.
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>>381667596
>True, but pretty much 100% of the people complaining about the translation are pure cancer unironically spouting their own memes, so let's not pretend these are balanced positions.

I play with the german localization and you're full of shit, retard. Stop defending Koji just because you can't speak any other language.
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>>381667458

If you really think this you haven't spent enough time in /xivg/. It's unironically one of the worst threads on the entire site.

>Constant nameposting and avatarfagging
>Constant discord drama being brought into the thread
>Nobody actually wants to talk about the game, just gossip about which literally who is e-dating which other literal who

It really is the fucking worst
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>>381667581
Plotting on how to rape Lizard Popula and Devola.
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>>381667562
>W-what h-how dare you n-not join the purist faggot bandwagon p-please leave if y-you won't conform!
Get the fuck out of here faggot, /vg/ is going to be more your speed.
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>>381667646
Read my post again.

>Just because the central message is untouched doesn't mean they didn't change the entire tone and character of the encounter.
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>>381667560
The surprisingly decent composition only highlights how fucking moronic the commissioner's character is. Holy shit.
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>>381667676
Try actually going there
>>>/vg/180638890

Go read the bottom 100 posts if you feel like it. Tell me how all of that is "nameposting/avatarfagging/discord drama/no one talking about the game"

It isn't. It's the exact same talk about the game as here.
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>>381667714
>Lizard Popula and Devola.
Glad I'm not the only one who thought of that romance when?
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>>381667714

>tfw all my favorite new characters this expansion were lizards
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>>381667727
I speak english, french and german and the english version is much, much more different than the other two who seem to be closer to the original so fuck off ameritard.
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>>381663738
>2.8 mil Damage
Susano nerf when? OP. :^)
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>>381667673
Oh it's you again. I'll try to act shocked that a stupid fucking faggot who couldn't produce any evidence for his claims last time is trying out his garbage once again. Thanks for confirming you're deliberately shitposting.
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>>381667560
>au'ra
>hipster glasses
>red eyes
>pink hair
>with red highlights
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>>381667758
Except they didn't, you, I'll repeat for the third fucking time, failed to understand the dialogue and jumped to inane conclusions.

The tone is no different, if anything his tone has more authority to it and that's definitely not a bad thing.
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Hi, I only started playing XIV last week, because my life has recently become an empty shell and I needed a pointless MMO to fill the gap. I'm actually fucking loving it.

A few questions, I went with Conjurer first, and I've been levelling all the trade skills simultaneously. Is this sensible re: the trade skills? I just got retainers so I have space for the absurd amount of trade goods.

Second question, I actually am a fucking moron and have always been a skanky dps when I've played mmos before but I figured I'd try a healer this time. Is healing simple in this game? I did the basic early main scenario dungeons (the first three) and its essentially just clicking on low health bars and the occasional AoE heal when people fuck up. I assume more skills and trickier bosses will change that but right now my job seems simple and people keep giving me commendations (when either the tank seems to have the harder job of leading the group, or the DPS has been carrying us.


Third, is there a good guild on shiva I can join?

also this post ends in a six
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>>381667774
Player made au ra were a mistake.

They should have just been a beast tribe.
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>>381667798

You try actually going there for more than 5 minutes at a time. I'm speaking from experience.
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>>381667831
>Ameritard
Being more wrong won't magically make you right, anon, but keep trying, maybe all those wrongs will one day make a right :^)
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>>381667831
>french and german
So you're a mix of the two worst things this planet has ever produced and expect us to take you seriously. Eat a dick m8
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>>381667873
>The tone is no different, if anything his tone has more authority to it and that's definitely not a bad thing.
>The tone is no different
>his tone has more authority

Are you doing this on purpose?
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>>381662507
Is he still around? I remember watching his stuff years ago
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>>381667898
The more I see the NPC Au Ra in SB, the more hideous most PC Au Ra look. They are truly the race that keeps on giving.
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>>381667798
>read first 3 posts
>XTH FOR YZ Xddd

Nah fuck off.
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>>381661874
>and healers because they were made too easy/too boring
>WHM and AST are more fun and busy than before
What did the little SCHuck mean by this?
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>>381667085
Go on /ffxivg/ for 10 minutes

Then come back here and tell me which thread you'd rather be in.

Go on, i'll wait.
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>>381667987
>Hurrr durrr what does the word "if" mean durrrrr
Anon? Seriously man, are you okay? Do you need me to call someone? You seem to have been rendered completely incapable of understanding basic English and you're worrying me now.
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>>381667970
Jokes on you I'm belgian.
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>>381663030
He's a blizzard wizard
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>>381668121
Yes, he said mix of French and German didn't he? What's your point?
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>>381667870
That's the fucking joke in that picture, you fucking pepefag.
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>>381668104
Saying the tone didn't change at all is just a blatant lie at this point. That would mean the localization is 1:1 which not even the biggest fanboy would claim.
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WHO FUCKING CARES ABOUT THE LOCALIZATION
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>>381668121
I'm not that guy, but isn't that basically the same as being the historical equivalent of a French/German annex timeshare?
Just kidding I love you guys
When I went to Ypres the main square had this huge sweet shop that was basically like something from Harry potter
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>>381663030
Because he's one of those nostalgiababies that thinks any game involving Square-Enix instead of Squaresoft is automatically shit.
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Letting people get highlights and tips in their hair in this game was a mistake.
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>>381668321
While I get your point I'll have to defend it some because you can achieve some neat, subtle contrasts with that.
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>>381667990
Yes and now getting paid the twitch-patreonbucks for playing korean F2P MMOs.
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>>381668209
And saying the tone is completely different is equally dishonest, what's your point here? The differences in tone are negligible and are standard to any localization, they are neither excessive nor noteworthy, which is what you imply by making mention of the tone being different.
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>>381668278
Clearly you do enough to type in all caps about it
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>SE completely butchers the localizations

Since like the first fucking game, I mean if that's the issue you've had 30 years of consistent fucking up to steer well clear. I'm not denying the issue, but I do feel like its pretty fucking stupid to keep visiting pedotopia for holidays and objecting to how they keep fucking children around you when you go, yes, they do that because its what they do.
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>Early morning hunting A ranks
>All the DPS are Fem Au Ra Samurai
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>>381664694
Shit aoe damage.
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>>381667026
>Urianger
>mfw reading his unvoiced dialog
I'm ok when he actually talks, but reading it is like reading the bible.
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>>381667881
As far as crafting and gathering go, they are not worth bothering with unless you go all in and level a whole bunch of them because you need to cross-class skills to make any high quality stuff, and high quality stuff is the only shit worth making. I would save it for later but if you are having fun just do what you like.

Healing is pretty simple, but probably also the most challenging role you can play (note that the skill ceiling for this game is pretty low no matter what you play) At least I personally find that tanking and damage dealing quickly becomes mind numbingly repetitive, but with healing you kind of have the unpredictability of your party to deal with as well, and if you have any intent of being useful you will try to deal damage when no one is taking much damage which means you should pretty much always be having something to do.
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>>381668286
Half the populace there is blatantly French retards in denial anon, the other half are some bastard mix of those same pseudo-French, German and the worst half of the Netherlands.

The technical term would be "vuilnisbakkenras"
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>>381668484
The cats fear the lizardurai
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>>381668321

God it's ridiculousl how many of these people are ACTUALLY 18 or over and still think shadow the hedgehog hair fucking looks good
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>>381668431
>all the people complaining about that specific dialogue while providing several translations to prove their point are just stupid!

Okay cool.
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>>381668057
A lot of PC made lizards already looked like this garbage (which were NPCs)
Xaela players were a mistake
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>>381665460
I guess they expected you to raise the sam.
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>>381668531
>vuilnisbakkenras

Look this is a tibetan lithograph panel anon, let's just call them mudbloods and be done with it.
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>>381668517
Nothing in the bible is as pretentious as the garbage that Koji-Urianger spouts.
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>>381667898
>>381668057
>>381668572
t. heterochromia midlander snowflakes
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>>381667282
>"love it or absolutely fucking want to murder him and rape his wife"
I'm gonna go with "tolerate". I don't think it's bad, but I do wonder what the original JP script is when I see meme fates and obviously English sayings/jokes. I think there was a Aladdin joke within one of the newer quests but I didn't screen shot it. Because A Whole New World.
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>>381668671
>tfw midlander paladin

The cat/lizard samurais are getting fucking purged
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>>381668531
>/pol/tards get so angry at everything different they even begin hating other white people because they are a mix of different white peoples
>almost all of them are american or british

The fucking irony.
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>playing MCH in PvE
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>>381668763
>not being american or british

Wassup you fuckin guttersnipe
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>>381668556
>Purists whinging over barely being able to comprehend English are totally accurate with their cherry-picked exaggerated and misinterpreted examples
>Lets also ignore the fact that these same fucks get BTFO every fucking time
Sure thing laddie "they" all agree with you and "all the people" are totally right!

Totally not a desperate and pitiful excuse for an argument, nope!
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>>381668731
Koji changes much, much more than just some side content. The hate for Lyse comes almost exclusively from people playing the english version and that's no coincidence since she's just like old Yda in every other localization.

Don't let them hear you say that though, they go fucking ballistic at the suggestion that other languages may be playing a better version of the game.
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>>381668731
I'm pretty sure the Japanese text is filled with Japanese sayings. In fact, a passing knowledge of Japanese will make them quite obvious in the voiced dialogue.
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Does MCH still make big dick deeps or do they suck now?
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>>381662925
>implying this is news to anyone
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>>381668321
I dislike sanic and tumblr as hair as much as you but it can be used to break the monotony of the base color
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>>381668646
Even the bit where God blows up a city because they were too humble to say they weren't shit?
Even the bit where the Carpenter has a little cry out the back of an Olive Garden and begs himself to save himself and himself tells himself that daddy frankly thinks the Jews are right but he'll cut him some slack and turn on his pain inhibitors on when they reenact the Nipton massacre but himself is too emo to take that option?
What about the bit where all the Carpenter's backup band say they're Catholic 4 lyf and the moment a Roman coughs near them they shit themselves and start farting out denari and stuffed dormice?
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>>381668910
>cherry-picked exaggerated and misinterpreted examples

The entire Midgardsormr dialogue is there to see in every translation.
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Is BRD and DRG fun at 70
DRG dosnt seem to have changed much and while I was excited about the BRD changes, leveling through potd was ass, I think because there is no time to apply dots, therefore missing the fun on half of your skills that proc shit
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Outsider here, thought I might get some asnwers:

So why exactly have this had no coverage at all?

>Game out for 4 Days. 9 If you include the open beta.
>Only one Review.
>No "First Impressions" from Websites or YouTubers.
>Barely views on YouTube this week. Highest is around 100k for an OST.
>Dead on Twitch and other norime sites.
>No (Quality) Story Walkthrough (Even though I don't watch those).
>Released with minimal fanfare.
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>>381668763
>All that shit anon just made up and started having a conversation about
You okay lad? People in Europe didn't fight two world wars because they all got along you know, I fail to see how such ribbing has anything to do with /pol/
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>>381668943
>trotting this bullshit out again after being unable to back it up in the last thread
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>>381668978
Bitch should have stayed dead. I definitely am not looking forward to "her expansion pack"
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>>381668993
I thought we were talking about the manner of speech/writing and not about the conveyed messages in itself.
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>>381669089
I don't need to back it up, I played both versions. Enjoy your butchered translation bro.
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>>381669037
Yes, and?
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>>381669081
people are busy playing the game
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>>381669079
They took my pole dancing AoE for DRG :^(
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>>381669195
lol you've got nothing
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>>381669081
>watching someone else enjoy something you enjoy instead of doing it yourself
Go away cuck.
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What is the most reddit skill in this game?
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>>381669081
It's by no means a very massive game and then only reason you're seeing it here is because the general is just a huge circlejerk.
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>>381669081
It's been talked about for weeks anon, the fuck are you smoking?
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>>381669116
Oh okay.
Well in that case since I don't know why Romanes eunt dormes is poorly constructed I have to concede to you.

What about the time God made an entire race of people slaves and black because he covered up his dad's balls with a blanket after he had a drunken bender and his other two siblings basically laughed at their dad and posted his meat and two veg on snapchat?
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>>381662793
>Battle to the death with Wedge
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>>381668731
Probably japanese-only jokes and memes.
I can't into moonrunes, but Alisaie appears to be a bit more polite in the japanese script (mostly because of stuff like "let's get to work" in English instead of "thank you" from the japanese script).
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>>381669289
Reddoublement
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>>381669289
Fell cleave
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>>381669284
You don't either. And while you're here, smugly thinking being right I'm enjoying the superior version of the game and nothing you say on a mongolian handweaving forum can change that fact.
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>>381669081
I basically started playing because its been fucking everywhere the last month on the internet. I admit I haven't seen a TV spot and I don't touch review sites, so I won't argue with you on those points. There has to be some kind of marketing going on though because they suckered me at least.

I'd blame /v/ shilling but I actually haven't been on here much this month.
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>>381664218
Sounds like he's a dishonest fuck who does these "reviews" in bad faith purely for clicks and money.
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>>381669340
Alisaie is an Alphinaud bullying machine.
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>>381669503
>He says, being the one that's constantly sperging out
So why can't you just enjoy your "superior version" without desperately trying to convince people that you're doing so?
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>No option to tell Y'shtola you've loved her since the day she saved you as a fledgling adventurer fresh off the boat in Limsa Lominsa from the big dumb goobue
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>>381669503
(You)
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>>381662793
>Tail catching minigame
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>>381669081
IGN and a bunch of e-celebs released videos about it after the media embargo ended, "first impressions" included.
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>>381669616
>Starting as a scum licking pirate cuck
Sad.
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Why are the new items from the vendor so cheap? 410 for major armor slots.
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So I just ran Vale for the first time and am not getting why everyone spergs over it, I'd rather run this than have leveling roulette stick me in Copperbell again
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>>381669503
Actually the correct term is "fora" not forum. Please do not ruin the sanctity of the inviolable anglosphere by tainting it with your strange and foreign oriental gibberish on this fine Ecuadorian hieroglyphic conclave.
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>>381669581
Because people asked why the english version is such a mess and why the NPCs talk like retards.
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>>381669715
Just you wait, you will grow to hate it when its the only thing to pop up in your roulettes from now on.
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>>381669081
MMO reviews usually take awhile. Like IGN didn't release theirs for Heavensward until weeks later.
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>>381669092
I am because I wanna see sharlayan.
It better not fucking be a bigger Idyllshire.
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>>381669616
>no option to lynch Y'shtola
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>>381669267
Maybe. but still...no fanfare at all.

>>381669285
I am waiting first impresstion by veterns of the seriers to jump in. Mr.Happy is the only one and I honestly can't stand his videos.

>>381669304
It's THAT small of a game. I'm sure there around 500k english-speaking players currently playing.

>>381669316
Yeah; Here and other websites like NeoGAF and the official forum. I'm talking in a wider scale. How the fuck should be attract to subscribe when there is barely any coverage?
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>there's only 3 available farm groups for susano that have a dps slot
>all of them are lootmaster groups
Why do people even join lootmaster groups it's a fucking scam
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>>381669694
So you can resell them to ignorant MB buyers.
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>>381669581
Because people complain about characters that are completely different in my version of the game. Basically you're the one trying to convince ME of the fact that I'm lying about my own enjoyment.
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>>381669778
>People asked
No anon, people started wigging out, people asked for proof, you just joined the wigging out and refused to provide proof, and after being confronted with this fact you just ran away smugly congratulating yourself on playing the superior version.

Seriously buddy, you have issues.
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>>381664547

I remember reading in the 4.0 patch notes that the effects of Det were increased, while crit was decreased.

Hopefully, stat weights will be updated a few weeks from now.
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What does Xeno think of the WAR changes?
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>>381669616
>no option to join the Garleans
Gaius was a pretty cool dude and Zenos seemed like an alright bloke. And then there's Nero who is the best character in the game.
Is it a coincidence that Cid is a Garlean, basically a Scion, and is a total wet blanket?
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>>381664218
nice blog post. if only you put this much effort into your life, you wouldn't be arguing about video games on the Internet
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>>381669861
>People complain about characters that I enjoyed
>Surely this means they must just be completely different!
The leaps in logic here are astonishing.
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>>381669959
>and is a total wet blanket?
He isn't after his entrance in ARR?
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>>381669816
It's going to be Idyllshire architecture but filled with geeks and books.
>mfw as a WAR there
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>>381669971
You seem upset about nothing, retard.
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>>381669849
>first come first serve stay until everyone gets their drop xD
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So are they ever going to explain why we can bring 7 other adventurers with us to fight primals and they don't get tempered?
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>>381669971
>wow you sure showed him

better rethink life about wasting time on a korean imageboard
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>>381669785
At least I have more than 3 abilities to work with
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>>381670051
>people complain about things that are literally not there in other versions, complete with screenshots and all
>nooo I don't believe you
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>>381670165
canonically you solo every primal. but gameplay wise that wouldn't fit a MMO so you "summon" past adventurers.
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>>381670110
>>381670176
Not an argument.
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>>381660295
IS THE TEXT THAT FUCKING SMALL?
CAN YOU MAKE IT BIGGER?
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So, which EU server should I transfer to? One that isn't dead or overcrowded I mean.
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>>381669959
Has anyone ever noticed how Cid is a manlet compared to every other Garlean?
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Can't we flood square with threads that we want the option to join the good guys in the next expansion instead of getting 2 new shitty jobs? Please?
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>>381670298
There's UI scaling.

Also, have a CUTE CAT
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>>381670351
omega
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Playing through the game for the first time and I'm really starting to lose my patience with this story. I just spent over an hour helping out some shitty farm and doing a whole bunch of irrelevant quests for these people. When does it pick up? Or are you forced to endure hours of pointless filler sidequests for some morsels of good main storyline quests?
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>mfw new blm aoe
>sharpcast thunder iv
>foul
>triple cast
>flare
>flare
>convert
>flare
>pot
>swift
>flare
>get manashifted
>flare
>thunder iv whenever it procs
>stuff two pulls ahead already aggro'd on you while the tank shits bricks
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>>381670418
>Also, have a CUTE CAT
Does she hide somewhere?
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>>381666296

>I should be able to solo a healer faster than he can heal himself!

No. This was the exact type of superAIDS that made PvP healing suck before. If you want to kill a healer, cooperate with your team and focus them down.
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>>381662793
I would play as a male character if the game at least hinted that a female character is romantically interested in male WoL (and if I knew how to create a decent-looking male character), but the very few examples in the game are bisexuals (and interested in just sex most of the time).
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>>381670290
were not arguing were laughing at your self righteousness you moron
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>>381669081

Carl's Jr. literally just had an ad/promotional campaign for the expansion
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>>381670269
I thought so too, but then I was reading through the SB quest description for them and it says you're bringing adventurers with you to do the trials and dungeons too.
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>>381670229
>"T-there is proof"
>Okay, show me
>"H-hahaha fine don't believe me, I-I'll just be over here e-enjoying my s-superior version!
Anon, really, we've been over this you fucking goldfish.
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>>381669289
Hissatsu: Guren
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>>381670269
This is wrong though, the game makes several references to your "companions" or "friends" after completing trials, and they're not talking about the scions.
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>>381664218
>he kept dying on an instance pre heavensward
>notice he's playing blm wrong
>keeps using transpose to swap between umbral and astral instead of fire 3 and blizz 3
>tell him that if he does that instead it will increase his damage
>he openly mocks my post during his stream, acts as if im being a smug bitch about how "he's not playing his class perfectly"
>post that i was just trying to help out
>Get warned by a mod
Fucking christ
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>join leveling
>get garuda
>healer casts cure every 20 seconds
>we wipe at 4% because they are literally casting cure every 20 seconds and doing nothing else and I'm all out of cooldowns
>ask them to stop watching netflix
>they start bitching at me saying "you don't know what could have happened"
Bitch if something happened then you would just stop playing
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>>381664218
He is literally so retarded that by the time he learned what Transpose did (he played black mage) he already had fire 3 and blizzard 3 and was using it instead of those. Before that he was just spamming blizzard and occasionally casting fire. Whenever anyone pointed any of this out no matter how politely he would just call them a fanboy or some such
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>>381660295
so when does estentien come back into the story he showed up for like 2 seconds
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>>381670508
meanwhile tank threat is in the gutter without 270 accessories, thank god we got that aoe taunt after you shit all over the packs
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>>381671110
He found Shinryu first so how the fuck did the Garleans just up and take it
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If I've never ever been to the Diadem, how long do you reckon it'd take to get the Pegasus mount?
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>still no playable padjal
>still no playable miqittens
>still no playable half-elezen

YOSHI

THE FANTASIA MONEY

USE YOU GODDAMNED GOOK BRAIN
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>>381670384
Every other Garlean seems to use an Elezen skeleton but with a Hyur face and head stuck on except Cid who's just a Midlander.
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How hard is Lakshmi EX compared to Susano EX? Spent the better part of the night farming Susano, got my great sword and enough totems for katana or PLD stuff
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Why is Fordola such an irredeemable bitch, jesus christ
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>>381671434
Lakshmi is easier.
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>[17:49]A system error occurred during event movement.

After finishing Naadam.

How fucked am I?
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>>381671283
>literally Hyur with horns
>smaller cats
>again literally Hyur but with pointy ears
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>>381671221

Pretty quick with how it's put together now, should take one or two runs.
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>NEED TO FARM LAKSHMI FAR MORE THAN SUSANO

FUCK OFF
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So how bad is SCH now? Unplayable or just "suck it up shrimpy your class was OP forever now struggle for a bit"?

Looking at the new skills it seems like complete garbage
>Lock your fairy onto another player who then gets healed but this stops your normal fairy heals and other actions so it's actually fucking terrible
I'm not sure I understand this skill...
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>game is so much lacking in endgame content that people have to run the same content 10 times in 1 day
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>>381671528
INTERESTING

I thought I was the only one
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>>381671283
>playable padjal
Use the you-know-what clan with horns, turn off the anime eye glows, turn off and hide the scales, use a human skin tone. The tail is cosmetic

>no playable miqittens
truly a travesty of our time
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>>381671721
Yeah so what the fuck do I do? I can't even abandon the MSQ
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>>381671538
>literally Hyur but with pointy ears
Elezen population would skyrocket if they added that as a third "tribe".
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>>381671779
Ask customer support or something.
They might be able to reset your quest.
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>>381669554
His review wasn't favourable, but there was no unreasonable hate. That came later and he only did the stream to further shit on the community. He's not going to review XIV again though.

>>381669971
Getting upset over a 4chan post without actual discussion seem to be a better life choice, indeed.
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>>381671827
Don't wanna wait for weeks
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did they add more hair styles with SB
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>>381671682
Literally unplayable. You have to work 10 times as much to achieve something AST can do sleeping.
Fairy was nerfed. AoE was nerfed, MP regen was nerfed. MP costs raised. Shadowflare nerfed. And probably some other stuff.
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>>381671885
Try getting into live chat with them.
While I was trying to unlink my old beta account from psn they responded in a few minutes.
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>>381671718
Stop rushing. You shouldn't even be 70 yet.
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>>381671718
Game has tons of stuff to do already though.
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>>381671901
Wow this is really bad, running around towns and there's literally no SCH's around.
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>>381671283
>no male Au Ra redesign to look like this
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>>381666970
>ancient being akin to a god doesn't give a shit about some pleb mortal like you
>so he is bad because he was mean to me
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>>381671216
He didn't, though. He saw the hole where it presumably fell, but Shinryu wasn't there.
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Am I the only one that hated Lyse from the start when they introduced her as "Yda"? I hated her English VA because she sounds annoying and like a complete airhead.
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>>381671682
The changes can be tough to get used to, but I think it's made me a better scholar anyway as I've started relying more on Eos to heal through everything instead of jusr rousing Selene and calling it a day
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>>381672254
>playing in english
>ever

You're missing out anon
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>>381672254
Same desu
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>miqo'te tribe in occupied territory next to an imperial military outpost
>not a rape camp
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>>381672254
>like a complete airhead.
She is a complete airhead
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The only fun and well designed healer job with a semblance of strategy/planning was not only given nothing of any worth this expansion, It lost a huge swathe of its potency, utility, damage, and MP recoup. It got new skills which for the most part are massively counterintuitive and just make you need to eyeball more timers for negligable benefit.

>I thought white mage was going to be ruined based on the prerelease info, and I was prepared to argue for them
>Would play AST, but it's fucking boring.

How do I kill myself lads?
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>>381671216
I thought the Yawn or whatever was where Omega is as that's where the Garlond homos are after the credits.
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>>381672367
What do you think the Nunh does when you're not around?
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>>381672408
>The only fun and well designed healer job with a semblance of strategy/planning
But AST was fine?
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Voiced WoL and being able to change the voice once when?
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>>381672367
>rape
Can someone help me understand this fetish?
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>>381672367
>Play Miqo'te
>Check out the Nunh first thing upon entering camp
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>>381671891
ya
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>>381672525

>WHM but rng 'role le dice' buffs

BORING
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>>381672579
You don't understand masochism?
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So Hien did the right thing and waifud her right after Doma was liberated right?
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>>381672579
You know about pirating games?
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how are the monk changes....

are they any good? they look like they suck

>half of monk buttons are still just garbage to work around shitty mechanics
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>>381672680
>When you talk to her after liberating Doma.
She's so cute when she wants Hien.
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>>381672680
Literally the only good Au Ra.
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PVP leveling at 50 or 60?
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>>381672838
Fuck you pink a shit

Sadu a best
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>Frog SMN fuck doing less damage than the tanks on Lakshmi.
>No way to tell the group without being reported one gorillion times for parsing.
>Think up elaborate plan to count the amount of Bahamuts I see. Will have to go look up SMN facts.
>Group disbands anyway.
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>>381672816
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>>381672652
>WHM but rng 'role le dice' buffs
Still better than the usual "bitching about vercure because muh lily rng" WHM.
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>>381672652
>rouse Eos while I faceroll my literal lv30 arcanist """""""rotation"""""""
>fish for crit Adlos
>strategy/planning
lmao cards are the very definition of "planning". even WHM now has more planning and decision making than SCH did in any of its iterations

SCHucks need to collectively neck themselves because the only thing they can do is lie on the internet
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for someone that has been out of the loop for a while i have to say they do offer tons of stuff to get you up to speed. kinda cool
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>>381672324
I can't read Japanese, and I don't want to hear the significantly different Nippon script while seeing Koji text
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>>381673046

There are fewer stars in the night sky than reasons you can state AST is better than WHM currently.
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How shit are Bard and Machinist?
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>>381673018
Can't see no matter being typed without hearing it in Cam Clarke's voice.
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>>381666287
Caster/Healer sets look good though.
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>>381666287
Chest and gloves with a Jappo skirt makes a great sam set you unfashionable brute.
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>>381667025
No one is going to answer this?
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Does SCH get better at 70? I'm 64 right now and it just feels like they fucked it up so bad
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Who's excited for 5.0?
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>>381672847
POTD to 60
AFK pvp to 70
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>>381673253
>tfw have the amatsu set for my sam
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>>381672324
I did turn on Nip VAs for a while, but I've grown to like some Eng VAs like Aymeric's and it became a hassle to keep switching
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>>381673325
Get used to it, other than the DPS nerf it's not really that bad
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>>381673187
BRD is great, MCH needs some adjustment.
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Instances are shitting themselves again
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>Enter a new zone
>Have to endure Lyse narration
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>>381673325
What rock have you been under? It's fucked and you won't find a group at 70 unless they get some major buffs. Right now WHM and AST do everything better than you and most groups will be running one of each.
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>>381673060

You really kind of outed yourself there, senpai.
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>>381673385

Aymeric & Hien are both 10/10 voice actors. It's a shame the female ones all suck except Yugiri.
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What's the optimal WAR rotation now? Never FC outside of berserk and stay below 100 with Upheaval and Onslaught?
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>>381673489
I'm starting to feel the Lyse hate is getting completely overblown.
She's pretty useless and bland, but she's far from insufferable
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>>381672838
Pretty much every Au Ra in this expac was pretty good, much better than the shitty hyurs, the only good one was that guy who died in the first 10 minutes.
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>>381673530
Can 5.0 be adventures with Hien and Aymeric in a new land?
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>>381673697

The optimal WAR rotation is to equip the weapon of another tank job and perform their rotation.
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>>381673703
The problem is she's annoying and in literally every scene, you can't get away from her, anything that seems like it's going to be good immediately has her shoved into it.
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>>381673187
No one actually knows.
Wildly different claims have been made by everyone under the sun, and none of them have any proof.

Wait until ACT is working and FFLogs is updated.
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>actually, truly, genuinely like Zenos by the time I beat him
>respect him as a kindred spirit of battle in an role playing faggotry kind of way
>Lyse comes in and starts whining some more
>tried to stop the man from giving himself a warrior's death
>even his dad thought he was a monster

RIP Zenos, my friend. These niggers that sit on the sidelines or just fight mooks don't understand the hunt. Best part of SB is Lyse leaving us. At least all the shit Scions are slowly being replaced with better ones. The clock is ticking for Thancred and Y'shtola.
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>>381673703
Meh she's a 4/10 in the story
-10/10 in the narration
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>>381673714
t lizard
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>>381673530
Yeah I don't switch between eng and jap dubbing as I'm mostly fine with the english stuff, but if there's one reason to play HW with english dubbing it's for Aymeric and Best Boy Haurchefant.
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>>381672749
monk will probably be good in like 4.2 since the devs apparently want them to be interchangable with nin, but brotherhood is only about half as good as ta. if they dropped the cd for brotherhood to 60 secs they'd be fine but that's not going to happen immediately
it's certainly in a better place than hw tho at a baseline and it might even be ok if mantra and respectable aoe output are meaningful
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>>381673703
Lyse is like the privileged white woman feminist that goes to a shithole 3rd world country and goes "why not just pull yourself up by your bootstraps and liberate your country lolol"

That's what pisses me off about her the most, and she is a complete airhead. And she got Y'shtola jobbed because she was being fucking useless.
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>>381673846
He's a monster you edgy faggot
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>>381673846
>y'shtola
Literally the face of the game, she won't be leaving

Thancred at least can get shitcanned soon.

I also really don't understand the hate for y'shtola, I mean she's not great but not intrusive either
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>>381673703
People hate her for the same reasons one would hate a fly constantly buzzing into your ear: it doesn't do anything, it's not harmful to you, but it's fucking annoying; now throw in everyone praising that fly and calling it a hero in the end, because of your accomplishments, and it's easy to see why people don't like Lyse.
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>>381673949
My nigga. I still miss my boy Haurchefant :^(

I still visit his grave occasionally.
>>
What's even good about this MMO compared to every other WoW-clone out there?

I played it months ago, got boring of the generic pointless leveling system through the filler quests after a couple of days. I don't understand why developers still put that in the game, if it takes 40 hours to get to the level where the game truly starts, most people will get bored out before reaching it.
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>Shisui Set
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>>381674038
I knew that was coming

>>381674040
I guess Y'shtola has been better since she's been out of the story for two expansions
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>>381673963
>And she got Y'shtola jobbed because she was being fucking useless.
That's one thing she did right. Shame Zenos didn't finish her off fully.
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>>381673831
>Wait until ACT is working
ACT is working now and everyone seems to agree they're on the bottom in DPS
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>>381672408
>I want to be a DPS but don't

SCH are scum, you can still DPS, oh? you wanted to do good DPS? play a fucking DPS.
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>>381674148
You can make your choice of cat or lizard waifu.

Thats about it.
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>>381674243
Now what I don't understand is the Y'shtola hate. Can you enlighten me?
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>>381673963
She was only like that at the beginning of the game where it's made clear she's very naive. Her growing into the position of leader of the resistance probably got scrapped/moved to the patch story when they decided to add Doma
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>>381673187
shittier than SMN an DRG
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>>381674273

Stop posting the untranslated version, no one can read that shit
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>>381674273
That twitter post s based 100% on SSS dummy health.
MCH was top DPS in HW and had the lowest dummy health then too.
ACT is still in beta, and the dev has openly said it's only half working.

Come back when you're actually just pretending to be retarded.
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>>381674040
>I also really don't understand the hate for y'shtola
DEM BEASTMEN DINDU NUFFIN
DEY WERE GOOD BOIS
DEY JUS TRIN SUMMON DEY PRIMAL AN GET DEY LIVES BACK ON TRACK
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>>381674210
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>>381674342
Boring character that brings nothing to the table and is only praised on here for being a catgrill.
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>>381674307

Actually I just wanted a fun playstyle with actually useful shit to do during healing downtime.
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>>381674420
>plays a japanese game
>has no clue what so ever of the language

literal fucking retard
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>>381674273
>竜
not even once
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>>381674506
MCH dummy DPS is relatively low, MCH DPS only beats out others in speedruns.
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>>381674038
And that's exactly why the WoL is the only one who can truly appreciate him, for what else can respect the monster than the hero who has to defeat it.
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>>381674561

You fucking stupid m8? I don't play this game in japanese you dumb fuck
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>>381674508
She was right about that though, rats attacked the kobolds (funny, that) and that's what caused them to summon Titan, it literally was their own fucking fault for breaking the truce and then forcing the problem onto you.
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>refunded expansion
>dont look back
>Devs are full retard terrible devs who will never learn from their mistakes
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>>381674594
Again: top DPS in HW.

No one has any real metrics until FFlogs us updated and a decent sample size has been achieved.
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>>381674508
She didn't imply that it was the right thing to summon a primal. Just that it's an inevitability when you try genociding them or repeatedly attempt to take their territory and then lie about it. Gaius and the Garleans are the real dindus in this fanbase.
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>>381674558
game needs more difficulty where there is no healing downtime.
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>>381674685
What were you expecting? Why did you give feedback?
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Dirty, dumb chaosfag.
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>>381674720

Gaius LITERALLY did nothing wrong
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>>381674506
>act being fixed will make up a 1k dps gap and put mch on top
get in the shed, nerd
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So what is the best guide on the EX primals?
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>>381674801
Or anything right.
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>>381674814
ACT isn't reporting those numbers.

They literally took the dummy health, divided it out, and called that DPS.
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>>381674558
>with actually useful shit to do during healing downtime
The more you blabber on the more it sounds like AST is your dream job. Don't pretend you're doing anything but an Arcanist dps routine to make up for "downtime" as a SCH.

>>381674740
No healing downtime = spam your heal more with the way all the healers are designed. That shit isn't fun
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>>381674895
Mr Happy
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>>381672680
>Hien
>dicking anyone but Yugiri

lmao

Cirina's pussy is being ripped apart by big xaela cock right now.
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>>381674986
>Yugiri
>Doing anything other than watching and schlicking from the shadows.
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>>381674720
Gaius is the only reason why Eorzea isn't a giant rape camp before 2.0 WoL had a chance to do something. Everyone else wanted to just invade and destroy everything.
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>>381674981

I saw Mr Happy at a grocery store in Los Angeles yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.
He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”
I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying.
The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.
When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.
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>>381674793
damn, boi has some nice eyelashes
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>>381674921
I really want to believe you. Can I ask how you figured this out?
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>>381674685
At least you put your money where your mouth is, unlike most people here who bitch endlessly but keep playing anyway. Now all you have to do is leave these threads.
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>>381674506
But talking about sam dps is based sss as everyones been doing for the last few days is fine right?
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>>381674801
>Could have let Nael drop the moon on Eorzea
>could have gassed Eorzea with chemical weapons
Gaius cared more about the average Eorzean citizen than most actual Eorzeans do.
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>>381675167
What the fuck is up with all this Gaius dicksucking going on here? He was a fucking muppet and died like one.
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i got outdpsed by a MCH yesterday
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>mount can't swim above water
>but mount can swim indefinitely underwater
why
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>>381675210
Because I did literally the same thing and got exactly the same numbers.
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>>381675283
Edgy contrarians who are desperate to be seen disagreeing with the good/evil paradigm the game presents and so always sympathise with the bad guys.
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>>381675283
Because he was a better villian zenos
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>>381674398
Then why is the resistance leader saying that Lyse should be their new leader already at level 67 in the MSQ?

That came right out of nowhere let me tell you, judging her by how she has behaved so far in the story she is the worst person you could possibly think of to be leading anyone. What the fuck has she got to show for that kind of role besides a pretty face?
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>>381663601
I dont really hate Lyse since her characrization was justified, i dont get how you all said she is forced when she herself said she is not fit to be a leader is only learning. She stated that she only acting as leader or the resistance will lose moral. Later at the end of the game thats when she to atcually start to learn to become a leader. Raubahn wqs incharge most of the stratergam command, not her.
Zenos on the other hand is just a classic war monger villian. It's a bug turn off for me, but im glad they got rid of him before they force him the story longer.
I know /v/ loves muh big bad guys do nothing wrong, but this is stupid.
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>>381674148

Actually having a good story, high production value cutscenes, the best and most varied soundtrack in video game history (not hyperbole), and the most spectacular boss fights of any MMO.

Locking everything behind a couple dozen hours of fetch quest the devs rushed out in the last minute because they had to remake the game in a year is terrible for business though. I expect a revamp sooner or later that cuts out the bullshit parts of the initial 1-50 story.
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>>381675279
>Terrorizing Eorzians gets you Primals
>One of the few people to realize that's a bad idea
>"Wow Gaius was such a nice guy everyone! :^)"
Surely you're not so dumb, right?
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>>381675432
>liking good writing is edgy
okay
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>>381674963

The problem with AST is it's just a retread of WHM with only token differences to seperate it. The card mechanic just feels tacked on.

Scholar always required at least a -marginal- amount more thought to do well with than either of those two, because you couldn't self buff and HEAL II through whatever problem hit your group, which is why I liked it more.
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>>381673530
>Hien
>Gosetsu
>Yugiri
>Alisaie

The VA stars of the MSQ

Zenos gets an honorable mention
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>>381664218
>he REALLY hates Koji's localization
I agree with him on this one. It doesn't add "flavour", it just makes everyone sound like they're retarded because that's not old english, it's broken english.
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>>381666869
>hide jutsu is a meme

You can use hide then build gauge before hide goes off. Easy to catch someone off guard and still burst them.
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>>381675514
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>>381675603
This isn't /vg/ don't be a nigger wait for the thread to 404
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>>381663601
both lyse and zenos were fucking awful characters. lyse wouldn't shut the fuck up and she barely did anything to help you in particular. zenos was a huge edgelord that had two gay as hell "unwinnable battles" then you curbstomp like a easy dungeon boss in the last fight.
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>>381675552
Don't forget Grynewaht.

WE GO TOGETHER
DIE DIE DIE
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>>381675710
>zenos was a huge edgelord
But you don't understand anon he's just like you
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>>381675532
>because you couldn't self buff and HEAL II through whatever problem hit your group
>rouse + whispering dawn
>indom, literally an instant cast AOE HEAL II
>emergency tactics
???
If you want to argue that AST is JUST WHM because it has a heal, a stronger heal and an aoe heal because the fucking differences stop there then SCH is also a retread of WHM according to your brilliant logic.

>with only token differences
Which is why WHM was in the shed for all of 3.0. Right. The utility dripping out of AST's ass that WHM just doesn't have is merely "token differences".
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>>381675823
he gets an honorable mention too, that DIE screaming was just too perfect
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>>381662875
>muh damage
why do retards think they are supposed to dps as tanks? just hold emnity you faggot its not hard and its your only job nigger
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>>381675823
IT'S LIKE ALL OF MY NAMEDAYS HAVE COME AT ONCE
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>>381675279
What's the point of ruling an empty plot.
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>>381675517

So, visual and audio.

Not all that important, desu.
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>>381672579
It's the power fantasy + most men get a thrill conquering things

>tribe of strong hunter-gatherer and warrior brown catgirls
>be some weak shitty underfed underpaid imperial conscript sent here to die
>your unit is sent to invade the camp and uses your superior numbers and vastly superior technology to overwhelm them
>enjoy delicious tanned muscle catgirl pussy with your bros
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>>381675950
Because they are, you've literally never raided in this game if you think otherwise, all the encounters are designed around healers and tanks doing high dps
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>>381676136
>cry because your unspiked dick can't satisfy or break them
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>>381675552
>Alisaie

ANYONE could do her job. Anyone. Even fuckug Yugiri. Zenos was amazing, even that fucking laugh and straining of voice when he gets to fight you
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>>381675950
why do retards think they are supposed to dps as healers? just heal healthbars you faggot its not hard and its your only job nigger
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>>381672579

What kind of a question is that? It's like asking, 'Why would a guy want to put his dick inside a woman's vagina? That's gross.'
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>>381672314
I want to rouse selene all day
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>>381676262
>Zenos was amazing
Into the trash it goes
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>>381676265
>he's so shit he can't heal and dps
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>>381675279

This is just the beginning of the Gaius redemption arc that will take place in the next expansion. Why would they even bring him up again and flesh him out more unless they plan to bring him back?
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>>381676189
No thats what the noobs figured or else yoshi wouldnt have put an end to the problem of tanks and healers being a standard of acceptable dps that only served to alienate ACTUAL dps players. Suck dick tou deserbe on for everytime you said "muh war did more damage than X pls kick"
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>>381675552
Alisae is shit dude. Her voice is shit and her tone is shit. Please stop talking Alisae.
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>>381672314
>it's made me rely 100% on my pet
>I think I'm better now
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>>381676441
>No thats what the noobs figured
No dumbass if you were actually on progression most encounters weren't clearable without tanks and healers pumping out a certain amount of dps, noobs are the dumbasses like you that think doing bare minimum is fine for progression
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>>381676441
you deserve one*
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>>381674708
Wrong, MCH parses were never in any top 10s.
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>>381673963
>Lyse is like the privileged white woman feminist that goes to a shithole 3rd world country
That's exactly what Gosetsu and Yugiri did in Doma too.

> And she got Y'shtola jobbed because she was being fucking useless
You think Y'shtola would have stood a chance against Zenos either? When the WoL couldn't beat him?
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>>381676643
Nah how aboit you stop melding crit onto yor axe and play dps you shithead let a real tank join my queue
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>>381676737
Yugiri sure, gosetsu was pretty realistic about the whole situation he realized his people had been beat and would be hard to get back into the fight
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What is Cid so afraid of?
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Is it just me or is RDM really, really strong? I'm still pretty new so I don't have a very refined gauge for these things, but is someone supposed to be able to solo Edda? We nearly wiped about half way through the fight, but the RDM just kept going and finished her off without us.
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>>381676848
>Join my queue

DF shitter detected. Leave the real content to the big boys, kid.
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>>381676430
Why not? Should he be forgotten just because he was killed? Gaius was a well written villain, it's fine to be reminded of him once in a while.
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>>381676936
Why shitternoob datacenter are you even from? aether?
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>>381676258
>implying either of those things matter during surprise sex
It's only your pleasure that matter senpai.
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>>381676895
Take any melee DPS and replace their 150 potency combo starter with second wind with a higher TP cost
Is that overpowered? No. Is that ridiculously good for soloing POTD? Yes.
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>>381676895
Not really. They have better self-sustaining abilities but they're not broken in any way. It just makes them a little better at soloing certain content than others.
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>>381673385
>>381673530
>>381675552
>missing out on WAGAWA NO SUSANOOOO and KA KA KAAAAA for pray tell and tis naught verily!
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>>381673530
Yugiri sucks too though
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>>381676848
>join my queue
Oh so you've never actually raided outside of netflix mode, thanks for clearing that up
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>>381676878
being outshone by this absolute madman
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>>381669912
Early testing shows 1 point of crit = 0.01% crit chance
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