I found the guy who made DVA

We've all known who Jeff Kaplan is.

And hes 100% /Ourguy/

I'd wear it

When listening to him, has no charisma or confidence. I don't think he even smiles.

>>381644504
He's just being real. The ones that force themselves to look happy and excited when they have no reason to be are much worse.

He just wants to be a cute young girl, like all of us.

>>381644221
I play DVA. I'm 6'4, 245 lbs 8% bodyfat and my dick is 9 inches long.

thing is, I can back this up. Want a pic? want a nude one with my massive cock and shirt off? just fucking say so, I'll gladly take one with timestamp. I'm a true alpha.

>>381644749
^THIS

I don't even like Overwatch, and I hate a lot of Blizzard's business practices, but I like Jeff Kaplan. He seems like a cool dude that's just trying to make a game that people can enjoy and trying to come up with a solution to the problem of "how do you please a room full of retards with different tastes?"

>>381644504
Which is usually a good thing.
He's just a nerd trying to make bideobames, not some sales expert trying to sell a product - that's someone else's job.

>>381644749
But you think if you enjoy your job and making changes for the community, you'd think he would be more excited to bring these changes. Being able to finally save your highlights is pretty cool and its great that you can finally do that.

>>381645073
He wasn't hired because he was happy--he was hired because he was pissed.
Look up "Tigole Bitties". It was his old everquest username, and he was a bratty, flamewaring little fucking shit. But Blizzard realized, in his furious rants, that he was good at raid design. They hired him onto the WoW team, and now we have Jeff Kaplan.

>>381645073
He's already known about it for months. You can't expect him to still be squealing like a schoolgirl over it. Plus for all you know he does these videos at the end of his work day when tired and ready to just go home. Some people are just not comfortable enough in front of a camera to be 100% themselves so maybe that's why he's kinda straight and monotone.

Dunno man, doesn't really matter, I just know I'd take this over blatantly fake scripted emotions like the shit we recently saw at E3.

>>381645294
He doesn't look angry. He looks sad and depressed as fuck.

>>381644921
you're posting on /v/

you're still pathetic

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>>381644921
>knows people want it
>doesn't post it

>>381645484
what's your point, little fella? /v/ is full of beta boys and I proclaim myself king. Throughout all of history, where the weak gather, the strong come to rule. Now that's a bit fedora sounding, I know. So let's liken this to school bullying. I'm the big powerful jock, you're the puny little nerd fucko at his locker and I gotta keep you in check.

pussy ass bitch, lol.

>>381644221
he sounds like a flaming homosexual

>>381644221
EL OH EL

*hehe*

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>>381645571
A bit?

>>381645571
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

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>>381644221
>you will never wear a sweaty jersey worn by dva after a hard round with pushing the payload and winning in overtime

>>381645526
Literally going to go to the bathroom now to take mirror pic. Have to get my cock hard first.

>>381645620
That guy looks like you. The girls laughing would be gagging on my big fat cock by demand.

>Hating on Jeff Kaplan after he fucking wasted the battleborn guy in a quake match tournament finals

He's still got it, there's a reason he loves pharah so much

>>381644221
He's sad because he's balding. Just look at him, tigolebitties proves that anger and shitposting will make you end up like this

>>381645571
I shall challenge thy rule by calling you a fucking faggot.

>>381644504
Yeah but he has this humbleness and warmness that makes me want to listen to him all the same. Right now I pay attention of the meta of the conversation and charismatic guys make me cautious as fuck as I know that they can push any shit on me if i'm not careful.
>>381645073

Well I can feel his excitement but I agree that he could work on diving into his excited place more. Than again I would much rather prefer this jeff to some fake ass jeff and I know too well to expect people to find the right balance.

>>381645709
Huh?

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>>381646812
>he didn't see blunderborn guy get wreckt

>>381647080
Link it you massive tease - last time I searched for it I just got some dumb "let's player" yabbering on for 1 hour.

>>381644921
POST DAT DICK BOI

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>yfw you realize that dinoflask IS jeff

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>>381644921
Gimme the dick daddy, I'll gobble your nuts like a hungry hippo

>>381644221
I found the girl that IS dva, Charlet Chung

>>381645652
It's been a long time since I've read this thanks anon

I wish the DVA fanbase would disappear.

>>381647931
I initially hated Dva then I realized she was actually a huge dork and it clicked for me, she's a sphagetti autist and that makes her adorable and realistic rather than an annoying egotistic bitchcunt.

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>>381647930
Old

>>381648019
>sphagetti autist
Not really. Everything that's emphasised is twitch whore/progaymer. They've done little to nothing about her actual military career.

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>>381647930
meme

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>>381647930
is old

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>>381644921

>I am a true alpha

Nah, you are a beta bordering on alpha, but you still harbor some insecurities that you try to mask with overconfidence, like a smelly teen boy soaking himself in Axe.

>>381644221
>he made a character
>everyone who plays it looks like him

in what world does that make sense?

>>381648086
You don't get it. She's not meant to be taken seriously. She's a dork. All she needs is a snorting giggle and fucking glasses. In trying to make a camwhore they've taken the piss out of camwhores, even if unwittingly. Dva is just an autistic who likes vidya, it just so happens this applies well to fighting joystick robots

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>>381648086

>>381644289
>>381645294
"Whoever came up with this sheer fisting of an encounter can go fuck themselves. Do me a favor so I don't waste my guild's time on this kind of jackass shit-fest again, send me an email at [email protected] when you decide to A) Implement an encounter that wasn't designed by a retarded chimp chained to a cubicle A.)Get a Quality Assuarance Department C) Actually beta test the fucking thing and D) Patch it live. And please for god's sake -- do it in the order I laid out for you. Don't worry, I won't charge you a consulting fee on that one. And for good luck you might as well E) Pull your heads out of your asses. While you're at it rename the game to BetaQuest since you've used up you're alotted false advertising karma on the Bazaar and user interface scam of '01.Fix the Emperor encounter. Fix Seru. Rethink your time-sink bullshit. Fix all the buggy motherfucking ring encounters (I suggest you let whoever made the Burrower one do this since that dude apparently laid off the crack the rest of you were smoking). Fix the VT key quest. Fix VT (just guessing it's fucked up considering your track record). Don't have the resources to fix this stuff? Move the ENTIRE Planes of Power team over to fixing Shadows of Luclin AND DO IT NOW. If you don't fix Luclin, you jackassess will be the only ones playing the Planes of Power."


Our guy

>>381648340
>This guy got a job at Blizzard

Sad desu it could never happen today