What does /v/ think of /our boy/'s game?
>>381627361
looks like shit
Looks and plays like a student project
Wouldn't play it for free
>>381627464
/v/ should talk about cure-chans game instead
>>381627361
Shit. Yanderes are the worst meme.
>>381627601
That games better and actually finished
Someone post the coding.
>meerkat looking SOB
>/our guy/
Pick one and only one
>>381628018
>/our guy/
Leave phone poster.
>>381628150
how can you tell its a phone poster dumbass
This faggot ain't /ourboy/
>>381628150
I'm on a PC you dumb bitch, any mistakes are because I've been drinking.
My point still stands. EvaXephon is a fag and should be mocked for being a meerkat looking SOB.
>>381628179
Because he wrote /our guy/ instead of using /ourguy/
Either he's a retarded newfag or a phone poster.
>>381628210
Regardless of the fact that he's a whiny bitch, his assessment of this place is pretty spot on.
>>381628340
I'm drunk, bad grammar is to be expected. Eat my dick.
>>381628340
autism
>>381628405
He was treated like shit precisely because he was and still is a whiny bitch.
>>381627361
Fuck off EvaXephon.
>>381627739
http://pastebin.com/raw/hsqba0Pn
>>381628510
Stop falseflagging Eva, I'm on to you
>>381628409
Whatever you say mobile poster.
>>381628568
WHAT THE FUCK
>>381628653
>>381628568
this fucker is making $5,000 a month and business deals for coding like this
>>381628664
Do you rike it?
>>381628568
>if (Yandere.Armed == true && Yandere.Weapon[Yandere.Equipped].Suspicious == true || Yandere.Bloodiness > 0 && Yandere.Paint == false || Yandere.Sanity < 33.333 || Yandere.Attacking == true || Yandere.Struggling == true || Yandere.Dragging == true || Yandere.Lewd == true || Yandere.Laughing == true && Yandere.LaughIntensity > 15 || Private == true && Yandere.Trespassing == true || Teacher == true && Yandere.Trespassing == true || Teacher == true && Yandere.Rummaging == true || StudentID == 1 && Yandere.NearSenpai == true && Yandere.Talking == false)
>>381628718
Sure buddy that totally proves that you aren't a phone poster.
>>381628718
>discord
>Skype
>Firefox
>4chan
How about you kill yourself?
>>381628873
I'm drunk, but I know when I'm being baited.
>>381628568
>Gets partnership with TinyBuild to fix the game
>Can now literally shit out god awful code like this with no effort
>The lackeys at TinyBuild will just clean up the mess anyway but won't genuinely help him improve his code to expedite the release of the game
>>381628405
Sure, but the other places are hugboxes.
>>381628568
>tfw know nothing about coding
>don't get the joke
>can't make fun of it with my /v/ friends
>>381629021
>not keeping in touch with your friends
>using a browser that's a botnet
>>381628210
What a whiny bitch.
>That last paragraph
High on his own ass fumes to boot. He's just looking for his daily dopamine from people kissing his ass, not for valid criticism to improve his work.
>>381629112
You can always make fun of the fact that he looks like a meerkat
stop making threads, eva. You stupid nigger.
>I'm makin' 5k a month, neener neener
You'll deliver a shit game and can't make anymore money for the rest of your life since no one will trust you anymore. Your life will end in a dumpster.
>>381628210
>tries to pander to 4chan
>gets mad when 4chan acts like 4chan
I'm honestly wondering what he was expecting.
>>381627361
he's not /v/'s guy, he's a massive faggot. he spend 90% of his "dev time" writing emails and updating his blog. If he actually worked on his game instead of talking about the hats he's gunna add he probably would've finished it by now.
>>381628210
What an entitled faggot.
>>381629496
>l-look guys I have a chin too
>>381629493
Don't forget making threads on 4chan. He loves doing that.
>>381629112
>http://pastebin.com/raw/hsqba0Pn
ok let me summ it up for you
>it's all literally on one page/file
>the amount of the code in the use of if, else if is retarded
>the lack of seperate classes to stop all the repeated use of said functions so their can just be a main fucntion which calls upon the other functions
or something
>>381627361
>a fucking jew
>/ourboy/
>>381629582
You know, anon, this still sounds pretty complex.
I'm assuming he's just repeating a basic function code over and over for complex things thus making more text than necessary.
literally a picture of him. This isn't a picture of someone that's NOT eva. It's eva himself. It's him. Literally him.
>>381629630
jesus christ this guy is such a spastic
his shit game would already be out if he spent all that time actually making it instead of going ballistic every time someone rubs him the wrong way
In a way that uses the ordinary or primary meaning of a term or expression
I still don't know what the fuck this game is.
Is it an AA2 clone?
His fan fiction if you're feeling outright bored.
>>381630024
no it's poorly coded weeaboo hitman
One of the articles he wrote
Fan art from when he was being a huge faggot on /v/ back in 2009/2010 I forget. He has not changed.
post the CS graduate meme
>>381630034
I don't give a fuck about him or his game, but
>P3MC being a lonely beta
>Ever
>>381630267
>post yfw his dreams will never come true
>>381630267
Jesus christ, DON'T TELL ME he's the same person who conceptualized that 3D beat-em'-up with the goth, red/black color schemed chick who wields an energy scythe.
>>381630373
Anon, none of our dreams are coming true
Guess what step he is on right now
>>381630447
I've lowered my expectations enough that I can't not reach them.
>>381630375
... I'm sorry anon. He is. I believe he commissioned some art from Kinuko regarding the scythe character as well.
>>381630447
Speak for yourself. I'm working towards MY dreams. As soon as I post this I'm gonna do two hours of figure drawing and become a better artist and make games and change western animation for the better.
>>381630447
>implying I have dreams
>>381630243
he's self-inserting
>>381630492
I'm honestly surprised he's kept going for this long without giving up.
>weekly thread where eva's beta orbiters test the waters to see if he can return
kill yourself, faggo
>>381630492
>2017
Jesus fuck. How much more blatant can you get?
>>381630609
Being a laughed at failure is better than being unknown to losers like him. That's why he keeps going. Also his autistic belief that people will like him when he "becomes famous".
>>381630669
How many years has this shit been happening now? Eva cannot come back. That god damn gigantic faggot.
>>381630375
Yup. EvaXephon is YandereDev. I don't have his sperging out on the fighting game devs saved. It was hard to read.
>>381630780
Its funny because he timed this shitty meme game perfectly with how many normalfags are learning about shitty anime memes, but will release it well after they've all forgotten.
>>381627361
Kill youself
>>381630735
What do you mean? It's 2017.
>>381630517
>>381630932
Fuck me, I drew some concept art for the little primaadonna before he adopted a tripcode and some suggestions for her design and the overall tone of the game. I regret it now.
>>381630517I actually have the intentions of becoming an animator/storyboarder as well as publishing my own comics on a site in the near future. I'm in the middle of taking a break from my fundamental studies anyway. Can't stop now. Pic related before I started working more on my forms.
>>381631028
And hes been working on this for TWO, probably more, YEARS ALREADY. It's insane how much longer he intends on taking this.
>>381630267
>looking for reputation and industry awareness
Well he's fucking blown it doesn't even reddit hate him now?
>>381631028
This "game" has been around for years.
And he hasn't even completed the goal he had for part 1. He still uses default unity assets for a lot of his shit.
He's an utter failure of a human and of a dev.
>>381630267
was yandere sim even his idea though? I though some other anon pitched it and he ran with it from there? I do feel a little bad for him here though, it is kind of a bummer to put alot of though into and idea just for no one to really care
>>381631159
There is no one that won't hate him given enough time.
>People give this faggot money when we could be using it to smuggle the valhalla dev out of Venezuela
>>381631060
KEEP GOING ANON, WE'RE ALL GONNA MAKE IT IF WE JUST PUT IN THE EFFORT. BACK TO GESTURES.
>>381631319
I just started Drawabox after some critque earlier this month. I'm finishing up Lesson 1 and my room is filled with mountains of fucking inked paper and shit
本当に汚いだよ
Newfag here. Who's this guy and why should I hate him?
hey guys check it out, i'm coding yandere sim
>>381631459
Tried to capitalize on making a meme game in Unity but he can't make a game.
>>381631459
Just read through the thread and read the screencaps of his posts.
He's basically just some pretentious, amateur coder with an overinflated ego and sense of worth. He says he's an 'ideaguy' but his ideas are lackluster at best and make shovelware sound good at their worst.
>>381631459
He has found no worth in living outside of having attention, so we mock him for being without value. The average camwhore is worth more than he is.
Thus we must mock him for being worthless and pointless.
>>381631060
>mfw I'll never be able to draw
>>381631457
I started Draw A Box to try and learn and I just couldn't do it. No motivation. Keep it up anon. You can do it.
what the fuck I hope /v/ never finds my fan fiction
>>381631650
>>mfw I'll never be able to draw
You take that fuckin' back
>>381631678
Post it and we'll give it honest critique.
If you ever intend on succeeding you need honest critique.
>>381631459
Read through everything in this thread.
Also he was here WAY earlier on /v/, back in 2008-2011 shilling his stream. Hes basically /v/'s mortal enemy. WELL no, that makes him sound cooler than he is. And it's not like we regard him with scorn for his deeds, more like get upset when he posts a fucking thread here. So really he's like /v/'s annoying mentally-challenged neighbor.
>>381629151
Nothing you do through the internet counts as actual social interactions. You are tricking your brain into thinking you have participated in regular human behavior, but you causing a degradation of your ability to properly socialize by not dabbling in the real deal.
>>381631821
He's just an idiot who's squandering his potential by polishing a turd and refusing to listen to valid criticism in his search for an echo chamber. I'm not big on digging through all his cringey Gaia shit because the same can be done for me and numerous other posters here in some form or another, but I'll laugh at him as long as he continues to be so obtuse.
It's kind of sad, really.
>>381631459
Massive attention whore and complainer that does a bunch of faggot shit. Anyone who only hates EvaXephon due to this game is too new since this guy goes years back by advertising his mogulous and eventually got stream links banned on /v/. Then for a brief period he came back and posted clickbait articles he wrote onto /v/ to get hits.
Now it is this game bullshit. Everyone that is defending Eva right now will eventually hate him with a white hot burning passion in due time. I wouldn't be surprised if some amount of the die hard haters of Eva were ones that thought he was an alright guy and then suddenly said fuck it due to his immense faggotry. This guy, this guy is something else.
>>381631857
Online discussions have actually helped me get over my social issues, anon. I actually get compliments for being charming these days.
>>381629496
so he is the son of the russian diplomat's assassin.
When will his teenage fanboys realise they're being duped?
>>381631979
YEAH. I feel ya'. Like, I was stupid back then too because I was underage and shit but these days of course I've got a good head on my shoulder and try not to be a fucking MORON because I want to succeed at things. But he's not even trying, is he.
>I wouldn't be surprised if some amount of the die hard haters of Eva were ones that thought he was an alright guy and then suddenly said fuck it due to his immense faggotry.
Yeah, that's me. When he said he was a popular tripfag that /v/ didn't like everyone was throwing around ideas as to whom it could be. Lanced Jack!? Toady??? Oh man how exciting it would have been to have Toady back. I was revving up ms paint before it was found out that it was Eva. At first I was shocked, this guy wasn't any of the fun fags back then he was one of the ones that sucked your cock against your will, desperately trying to give you aids.
I thought "well maybe he's not so bad anymore" but he just kept showing more and more of his stupidity until I realized he hasn't changed one bit.
>>381632602
Second half meant for >>381631985
>>381632602
>Toady??? Oh man how exciting it would have been to have Toady back.
Apparently Toady still posts here, just anonymously.
>>381632858
Aw, he grew up.
>>381627361
I started using 4chan almost 2 years ago so I may not be a representation of /v/, but it's clear Eva rather be a youtuber making money off of a million promises through patreon than actually work on this game. This is also why I refuse to call him YandereDev since he barely develops shit. He tapped into a fanbase of anime fans especially young teen girls. In fact I found out about this project in 2014 when my friend from New Zealand said she was playing it or whatever and she was 16 at the time. At first I was irritated with how long it seemed to take him to implement seemingly simple features. I myself hope to be a game dev and go to college as a CS major taking a few Game Dev classes a year. After working on my second school project I knew Eva was bullshitting about how long it takes him to do shit. I myself am not very skilled in coding quickly, but I do understand the concepts of it. You can say I'm not quite a prodigy, but more so a hardworker who tries to power through it. Eva claims he has the skill and talks about his knowledge of code and his past projects whenever he can, yet can't implement the simpliest of features. Whether it's simply mechanics using torturing or weapons to this supposed rival character which he makes to seem this game will take 4-5 years at his current pace. Eva of course compensates his fans by using this tone of voice where he reassures them it will come ASAP, when anyone with common sense would know he's bulshitting and has been for the longest. This man had a bunch of filler shit in the early builds and kept adding shit like titan mode and sans mode to please his fans for the time being which took time away from his actual work. I wouldn't be surprised if the email thing isn't as big as he says it is and if he probably just plays games, watch anime and surf the web instead of developing shit. In all honesty if Eva gave a shit about this game it would've for sure came out next year if he was serious with the mechanics.
you guys are just mad he finally became a successful streamer. thats what he wanted out of life anyway.
>>381632602
>Oh man how exciting it would have been to have Toady back.
He posted in a thread with his old trip last month, iirc. He was a lot more level headed and was complaining about the massive amount of cookie-cutter threads that begin with the same vague, non-vidya OP with some unrelated image. Maybe Yandere just hasn't gotten to that point yet and needs something to make me wise up.
>>381633116
I hate how I missed that. I guess it's better than actively browsing neo-/v/ though.
>>381633068
Good for him that he is successful, now don't come back.
>>381629568
>expecting any form of sympathy from /v/ of all places
Is he retarded?
>>381633116
EvaXephon has shown through the years that he will not change. He is the eternal faggot.
>>381632973
He's probably a better businessman than a developer if he can makes so much money from an unfinished project with no realistic release date in sight. In that regard, he gets respect. He's otherwise just another pretentious 'ideaguy' who can't even finish a concept.
>>381633269
At least Tripfaggots shitposted on topic. I have no reason to even touch my 'tripfag reaction' folder anymore because of the average anonymous being an insufferable cunt.
theres no way he hasnt gotten some pussy at this point right?
>>381633770
He probably asks underage fangirls to send him shit.
If they saw his real face there's no way.
>>381633770
Let's be honest.
He's probably still a virgin.
He's just too desperate, add the fact that he isn't that wealthy and he looks like a meerkat.
I'm less of a failure than he is, and I'm a college dropout.
>>381632973'
Keep up the honest work, anon. You're gonna make it if you just try instead of being an Eva.
I should mention that before we knew about Yanderedev being Evaxephon, he was talking about how Mike Z, the programmer for Skullgirls, called his coding straight-up AWFUL, not even sugar-coating it, and /v/'s reaction to it was
>Wow that Mike Z sure is a jerk.
But here we are today, opening an Eva thread with how fucking AWFUL Eva's coding is. I guess it just goes to show how we should look at both sides of a coin before taking sides.
>Eva of course compensates his fans by using this tone of voice where he reassures them it will come ASAP
Most youtube comments seem to focus on how creepy this voice of his is. I think that's hilarious.
>>381633505
Eva comes off to me as the type of guy who comissions people to make rule 34 fanart of his own stuff just so he can shoot his load on it.
>>381628210
Awful high horse for a fucknut making a teen girl murder sim.
>>381634013
Forgot my Squigly.
Lets not forget his awesome naming sense
>Mai Waifu
>Oka Ruto
>Sakyu Basu
>>381634013
>and /v/'s reaction to it was
To be fair we didn't get the chat logs back then. He made it sound like he'd been crushed and mocked by his best friends when in reality Mike gave him some great advice and got annoyed when Eva started whining about not getting his dick sucked by the pros.
>>381634398
RHETORICAL.
>>381634481
QUESTION
>>381634013
I jsut read Eva's post about Mike Z which seems to be him trying to push his previosu actions away as he was gaining popularity at the time. He makes it sound like this event changed his life and he csan reflect on it. Problem is, his new game is shit.
IT'S TIME
>>381628568
>open file
>scroll down
>stumble upon all of the variable names
Why doesn't he just have a collection called "states", and then use an enumerator to represent the different states. Why is there a separate boolean for each and every different state an object can have. Why does he not use switch statements. Why does he not use functions. Why does it seem like he hasn't learnt anything past the basics, and then decided to make a game with that skillset he had.
Why did I open this fucking file.
>leaves 4chan because it's not a hugbox
>leaves other chans because they're not hugboxes
>leaves Reddit because it's not a hugbox
>ends up on Tumblr and censors his game
>even people who worked on him have expressed what a shithead he is on Tumblr
>>381628568
I'm convinced Eva does this so if anyone asks him about his effort with the code he can saw he wrote a quadrillion lines of code
>>381628210
it's not like he's wrong
>>381635714
>oh my god is that a dead body
>>381635714
You know, if this was my game I'd probably make it so that the students REACT while she's stabbing that girl. Maybe some of them could be crying, maybe one of them, being the brave student they are, would decide to try and stop her only to get hurt herself... Maybe if she decides to look around they would wince when they look at them and really show off the TECHNOLOGY side of things.
This is just so fucking lazy.
>>381635856
>even people who worked on him have expressed what a shithead he is on Tumblr
Links? Would like to see this.
>>381635714
Embarrasing
>>381628405
>>381635898
He IS wrong, though. He repeatedly came here for feedback on everything he worked on. Remember this thing that would show up in those "HOW'S THAT GAME COMING /v/" threads?
He made constant threads requesting opinions and multiple people would deliver edits to the protagonist's design or suggestions for the gameplay style.
What did he do? He'd repeatedly end every thread with "Oh, you guys just hate my stuff. I thought you'd actually help me out." then make a new thread later. Guess what? People found out it was Eva being mad at any criticism as usual.
>>381636058
https://sisefs.tumblr.com/post/157346326371/yandere-devevaxephonalex-is-a-pedophile-or-at
>>381630024
So I found the show name, but I have an important question for you. Does it progress any of the relationships in any way beyond generic beta-asian guy, or does it keep status quo all throughout?
>>381628405
>>381635898
>>381636181
For sure. Only newfag fools who take a quick glance at 4chan would assume "oh everyone here is just bitter and stupid, don't listen to them" when in reality everyone tries to have high standards and hates low-quality crap. No one cares about their identity here so their minds are also much more open to say whatever they want without worrying about being bullied after the discussion.
>>381636413
This is pretty weak. I mean, it's not unrealistic, I've been in his stream enough to see how fucking weird he gets around girls, but
>Chatango and Skype accounts are deleted
>no Skype logs or pictures
>couldn't name the old image host
>anonymous accusations in general
>all evidence conveniently no longer exists
I was expecting something more along the lines of one of the game's contributors or one of the old stream groupies calling him out.
>>381637003
>I was expecting something more along the lines of one of the game's contributors
Here
http://archive.is/fsPOC
http://archive.is/NXB2W
>>381632858
Wait Toady as in the Dwarf Fortress guy?
>>381637243
No?
does anyone have that chat log where mikeZ tells him that he's shit at programming?
>>381627361
the way this guy talks about not knowing what to do until he watches some anime or plays some game leaves me to believe that this man has no creative vision.
>>381637230
>complaining that he's a mediocre programmer and that he's "sexist" because he openly admitted to liking anime girls
is this supposed to make us hate the guy, or what? Doesn't seem like anything you wouldn't immediately figure out just from seeing the game.
>>381637320
can someone post the screencap
haven't seen it in a while
>>381635856
What did he censor?
>>381627361
>Eva still shills here after he pretended to rage quit
Remember that time mike z made you cry?
>>381637820
the inventory screen because he saw like 11% of a poll complaining
>>381637230
>mfw I found out YandereDev was Eva after knowing about him for years
>mfw just now finding out Wunkolo was part of the Yandere Sim team
It really is a small world.
I think you guys are being RUDE to Eva and I don't appreciate it. He's been working hard and has gone through quite a lot in this doggy dog world. I for one am rooting for him and hope he continues to suck nigger cock like the humongous homo you are, Eva. You inbred retard.
>>381628210
he's not wrong tho
>>381638007
Complaining about what? That it's a zoom in on her skirt? He wouldn't have finished that inventory screen anyway. That's not something you can easily do with the shitty stock models he's using.
>>381638119
>Complaining about what?
this
>>381638007
Did it originally reveal panties?
>>381638157
Damn. That's actually kind of a cool idea. Did he steal it from something?
>>381638157
Oh, that one would have been easier to make I guess. I didn't realize the one with the sub-skirt underneath was the censored version. I thought that's what people wanted to censor.
>>381638157
I wanna call him a tool but I just don't give a shit regarding what he does with his game. He's obviously not going to actually finish it.
>>381634013
The mike z- /v/ didn't have the irc logs at the time and >>381634416 said he made it sound like mike z was just crushing his dreams
>anytime eva plays a new game he steals ideas from it and puts it on top of his shitty game
>the snuff film shit
>the hitman shit
>the RPG elements
>all those "easter eggs"
>>381638541
People are still paying him for it. Why should he stop?
>>381638631
Who said he should stop? I'd do it too if I was him, keep milking it for the rest of time
>>381638631
In the long run he's fucking himself. If he can't finish the game his name is ruined again, and this time it won't just be a couple of streamfags with tumblr blogs trying to destroy him.
>>381629151
I though dicksword and Shite were also botnets
Like I seriously fucking doubt skype money or nitro is keeping them alive
I want more murder simulators, but the dev is a grade-A cunt with horrible programming skills
>>381638772
There's already people making their own versions of Yandere Simulator that will come out before it. The second people realize they can buy a complete package instead of waiting on Eva's ass to never finish his garbage that'll be it.
>>381638772
>In the long run he's fucking himself.
That's what I've been saying this whole time. Like, if you have actual ambitions and you're doing retarded shit like this you're not going to get anywhere in life.
>>381628210
>custom-tailored for your exact tastes
>proceeds to get mad when 4chan tastes differ from his.
Wew.
>>381638772
After he adds enough dumb features and gimmicks, and people lose interest, all he has to do is push out one final "exciting" update and proclaim that the game is "done". Just like minecraft.
>>381628839
>Just started to learn coding
Jesus, why are there so many "or" connecting these conditions? Just make one for each condition for convenience's sake.
>>381639335
Honestly, even one course in basic coding at community college would vastly improve his code.
>>381637320
Holy fuck I haven't even thought about Toady in so long, I probably would have never remembered him for the rest of my life.
>>381638232
Shitty Alone in the Dark reboot for the 360/PS3. Game is a goldmine for good ideas, in an abysmal shell.
>>381638157
To be honest, that would be pretty distracting. If she was turned to the side and you could still see the panties, but not directly head on as if she's flashing you, and then the entire skirt/inventory was on one side, it would be better.
>>381638374
mind posting them?
>>381639996
https://pastebin.com/ZVftY1q2
It's a pretty frustrating read. Almost 400 lines of pure narcissism from Eva while Mike and his friends try their hardest to get some tough love through his thick skull.
>>381640276
Thanks anon, I was about to post an archive from the waybackmachine
>>381639857
1000 hours in ms paint
>>381639683
Really? Maybe I should check it out then. I actually enjoyed the OXM demo back in the day if I remember correctly.
>>381635714
Is she ok?
>>381628210
>doesn't understand 4chan
>tries to pander to 4chan
Pandering to 4chan is a mistake in itself because eventually you will start to get called out for that as well, by 4chan. Just make your own game that you put your own heart and soul into, and if it's actually good then /v/ will love it. Trying to get fucking /v/ to make your game for you certainly isn't going to result in anything great.
>>381636591
This is how it was meant to be. Since we are allowed to speak our minds without fear of connection of our identity, we tend to be highly judgemental: raw and unfiltered.
This is the reason why 4chan exists, and its importance is vital.
>>381639857
Panties are an equipment slot though, it would make sense to show you the current one on your inventory screen
>>381640984
>Eva
>logical
He thought people would like his stream if he spammed the link to it.
What if Yandev was Todd?
>>381642778
It'd be the worst thing ever.
>>381642778
What have you done?