What are they queuing for, /v/?

>>381626147
Your mother

>>381626147
Look at those out of shape gamers, but all of /v/ looks like those virgins

the gas chamber

>>381626147
The noose hopefully

Apparently not the Nintendo DS aisle.

>>381626147

dicc

>>381626147
what a motley assortment of fucks

>>381626147
Merry-Go-Round 1

>>381626147
God, reminds me of when I went in to buy Zelda (pre-ordered Switch online).
It made me fucking embarrassed to own the Switch.
Line was 1/4 faggots like the guy with the skirt, 1/4 wtfever the green shirt guy (seriously wtf is up with how he has his hand on his hip? It's like he's in such a habit of his retard boyfriend missing his ass so his hand's ready to give a handjob) and neckbeards, 1/4 mouthbreathing fatfucks, 1/8 underage, 1/8 normal adults.
Fucking embarrassment for gaming.

Thanks /v/.

>>381626147
>queuing

I love this word, it's so much better than "lining up". I wish Americans would adopt it.

>>381627103
As an American
The average American cannot spell nor use queuing properly.

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>>381626147
What is that thing in the skirt?

>>381626147
>What are they queuing for, /v/?
for the best loli poon in town.

>>381627217
Nor can they formulate and structure a basic sentence.

>>381626276
>all of /v/ doesn't look like nornalfag chads

good?

>>381626147
I know this crowd.

It's gotta be some sort of Super Smash Bros game.

Raubahn Ex

Most likely, no joke, something Nintendo related.

>>381626147
I didn't even know they made CoD on the DS

>>381627572
They were actually pretty fun, I pirated them all of them back on the DS days.

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>>381627509
That is clearly Nintendo's fan base. This was posted like 2 years ago, if I recall I think it was for some fucking Amiboos.

>>381626147
Virgin convention

>>381626147
Probably something very pathetic like pokemon. Can you imagine how bad that line smells?

>>381627103
Well you could always be that one douchebag that uses british slang like a fucking twat.

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>>381626147
Something stupid, I'm sure.
>>381627425
>Being fat and out of shape is good.

>>381626276
This is the first observation I made. I'd be embarrassed with myself if I ever looked like that.

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>>381628369
>tfw Quentin was right again

>>381628369
Makes me want to throw my 3DS in the fucking trash.

>>381628496
Why is Quentin beating up children

>>381626147
It's best buy. Probably amiibos?

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>>381628601
you honestly should

>>381628647
>3ds player detected
It's a metaphor because people who play 3ds in public are children

>>381626147
an mmo.

Gameplay that requires no skill or tension. Easy challenges that evoke no fight or flight response.

Contrast this with a new release of shooters or SC2 - fit mentally acute alpha males standing in line.

>>381628369
I remember hearing about a dude looking like that. He was an event regular. Turns out he had a heart attack in his early 20s.

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>>381627727
>this is somebodys son

>>381627950
Their physique probably means they're cynical, elitist neckbeards. Good, indeed, my normalfag.

>>381629329
so are you

>>381629329
So were goths and emos.

>>381629329
Its a girl.

Amibos

>>381626147
Nintendos

>>381629465
>>381629484
>>381629504

B-but...Im successful my parents love me :)

>defending this

Pathetic.

They're not queuing for, they're queuing to the world's most extreme elimination challenge.

>>381629632
I wasn't defending it you autistic retard.

>>381626147
>>381628369
I'm not even fat or a nintenbro but why do normalfags have to to take these kind of pictures?

>>381629252
>he was around 20

Woahl

They look like people I could be friends with. As I would fit right in with them.

>>381629838
Its okay to take creepshots when its of undesirables, I guess.
If these were pictures of women it would be considered sexual harrassment.

>>381629947
Dude, look at your URL bar.
Are you fucking retarded?
If you expect morality from an anonymous image board, you're either fucking retarded or so naive you're practically retarded.

>>381630338
I have seen plenty of anons on /v/ go full white knight mode when people post creepshots of cute girls

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>>381629838
>>381629947
Because quite literally nobody likes fat neckbeards, not even other fat neckbeards.

>>381627416
Fuck off, we're the best damn country in the world. Who needs sentence structure when the first family is a ex-porn star and a reality show, wall building billionaire? The only thing we 'formulate' around here are walls and bombs.

>>381626147
an easy free $200 profit for scalping

>>381629947
Because it's not a creepshot, it's journalism.
The goal isn't to be selfish and perverse to jack off to in your room, it's to communicate how fucking faggoty /v/ is.

>>381627950
>tfw an iphone and a powerglove in the same picture

>>381630736
Its taking a picture of a person in public without their consent. It is a creepshot.

>>381630749
Both are equally gay.

>>381626147
Mandatory Penis Inspection and then the real line begins.

>>381630410

>That Kekistani shit

I was posting Pepes all over the place and laughing my ass off all election season,but the time is past us. All i see with the Kekistani crowd is a bunch of offbeat weird kids looking for a clique to tie themselves to, and its kind of sad.

>>381627103
americans just say queue

>>381627313
your date for tonight

>>381628369
nice pikachu shirt

>>381626147
They look bad. Not even average

>>381626147
The burgers

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>>381629838
It's amusing.

>>381626203

How are people still posting if the thread literally ended here?

>>381631969
target worker here: god this shit was so embarrassing.
out of all the days, I had to open electronics on the day rosalina was released.
the funny thing though was how after all the babies bought their amiibo, some of them were hanging around the gaming section taking selfies while holding up rosalina.

security was also watching the whole thing through the cams and they were laughing their asses off.

>>381628369
That's a pretty good price on the ant bully, 7.5/10 movie, better than Woody's ant movie by far.

>>381626147
Not a single fedora in sight. Impressive.

>>381627727
No matter how much I fail, I'll never be like this dude.

>>381633127
>Impressive
Why? That meme is ancient and outdated. May as well be impressed that there's no horse drawn carriages.

This is for the Smash Fest that Best Buy did a few years ago. I went with some friends as well, even met a really good friend of mine who has since become a /co/ obsession.

>>381634437
>who has since become a /co/ obsession.
so you met some tumblrite?

>>381626147
I can smell that line already

>>381630818
Taking pictures of people in public without consent is a common practice in journalism.

>>381635279
So creepshots of girls are journalism too, then.
Either they're all okay or none of them are.

>>381635342
Wrong, it depends on the purpose. If the picture was taken to jack off then it isn't journalism.
If it was taken to make a point in print or other media, it's journalism.

>>381627313
The face of peak degeneracy

>>381635453
The intent doesn't matter. Maybe there's someone out there who jerks off to journalism photos.
You're just trying to make a distinction because you feel obligated to defend m'lady's honor.

>>381635556
The original intent does matter. For any image that can be produced by any means, there is somebody who would jerk off to it; doesn't mean the image shouldn't have been created.
And I couldn't give a fuck about "m'lady". show me a hot picture of some public trim any day.

>>381631969
>>381632714
Can we get more Amiibo stories?

>>381629838
because it's funny

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>Nintendo fans

>>381628369
i am so glad i play it in my home and not outside

Can someone give me unflattering pictures of Sony fans. It is so easy to find absolute spergs that identify with Nintendo but Sony is harder.

>>381626427
kek

>>381626203
That's not the cemetery

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>>381627080
What did you expect? Launch days always bring out all of the autists.

>>381629838
Because they like validating themselves through the misery of others. They're no better than cockroaches.

>>381631038
Oh so it's one of those WiiU Best Buy promotions they had back in 2013

>>381631969
Why is there a red cement ball blocking the doorway

>>381631126
>grfs

my favorite 3rd person

>>381627080
don't worry anon. there are lots of people that take care of themselves and play vidya.
they just don't post here.

>>381626669
I get that reference.

>nintendo audience
Every time

>>381629842
He survived but at what cost in the long term. If he thinned he would reduce some of the health risks but damage has already been done to his body.

>>381626147

I just want all of them to die.

If you are anything like those pathetic people, please end yourself.

>>381641339
>people should live the way I live or die!

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>>381628369

This is the type of fucking faggot who says he's not ashamed to be playing his handheld in public like a real adult, and boasts about the Switch's portability.

Take a real good hard look at yourself.

>>381626147

These are the "people" who rage about "normies" on imageboards.

I am really fucking glad I am a normal person when I see pictures like this.

>>381641426

Yes. Ideally, they would all be put in camps from which they'd never leave. Gulag style.

>>381628369
AW SHIT BEETLEJUICE FOR 5 BUCKS

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>>381629838
Sure you aren't.

>>381641848
While I admire your gumption, I think you may be targeting the wrong group of people. I say we go after the jews, who's with me?

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>>381626147
Who the fuck is this guy

>>381642298

The Jews have produced plenty of admirable people useful to the world, even though many of them are also malicious and have been responsible for some of the greatest atrocities and crises in the history of mankind. But still, they have much more value and are surely less repugnant on average than the pathetic people depicted in the OP. Those kind of people have no value.

Why do Americans dress themselves so poorly?

>>381642539
I agree. But culling autists wouldn't be very much fun, I'd rather go up against a group that could fight back.
Plus I don't like their noses. Too big.

>>381626147
>amerifats

>>381642873

The point isn't to have fun. It's to make the world a better place.

Thank fuck I don't look like this anymore. Go to the gym god damn it.

Why do """""""""""""""""men"""""""""""""" grow ponytails?

>>381643003
Maybe it is for you. Good luck with that.

>>381642312
Did you just assume xer's fucking gender? You absolute fucking piece of human garbage, i hope somebody gets your pronouns wrong.

>>381643107

It's just a dream. Not very realistic, I admit. What's more likely is that some major crisis rolls along that simply selects against these kind of people. They'll all just end up dead one way or another, being so useless and pathetic. That would be amazing.

>>381635453
What if the picture was taken to make a point to my penis?

>>381626147
Why is everyone so obese? Is this America in action?

>>381643318
I like your style.
>>381643442
Then it has just as much merit, albeit for different reasons, than a picture taken to make a point to the public. But it isn't journalism.

>>381626276
>out of shape gamers

Don´t even pretend this isn´t how the average American looks, gamer or not.

>>381643782
The average american, while not necessarily being in great shape, looks better than these schlubs.

>>381642739
>>381642951
>lowest common denominator is degenerates
>"Americans, amirite"
Every time

>>381641439
>Take a real good hard look at yourself.
As long as you do so yourself, Kekistani >>381630410

>>381627103
We use queuing in the theme park industry

Reminder that by far the most obese demographic in America is black women

>>381643007
Just wanna extend a congrats to you.

Getting yourself into shape is hard fucking word. Not so much physically, but mentally. Sticking to it day after day, despite seeing no visible improvements until you see a 3 month old picture, having to resist old habits, learning that hunger is OK and natural.

I'm skinny-fat working on getting fit. Props to you.

>>381644665
Stop being so positive, this is /v/, in case you forgot.

>>381644665
Thanks anon. It's actually funny now that the occasional roastie tries to talk to me.

>>381628496
Will Quentin ever return to save us from the never ending degeneracy plaguing this board?

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>>381631278
It's weird how reddit ruin everything they touch

>>381644805
>It's actually funny now that the occasional roastie tries to talk to me.
lmao classic /fit/

>>381644770
Crab-in-a-bucket mentality right here.

>>381645140

It's not /fit/. It's /r9k/ (another group of people who should be industrially murdered).

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>>381641705
probably not though
this site is as diverse as any large group of people

the whole thread is pretty good for making average people feel better about themselves though

i used to be like man i'm really fucking glad to not be them

then i realized how pathetic it is to insult people that don't affect you in any way for your own self assurance, let alone insult strangers. like you have to be really low to be at that level of insecurity

>>381626203

holy shit, OP BTFO

>>381641279
He probably had a fucked up heart to begin with. You don´t just get a heart attack from being a fat fuck at 20. If that was the case the US would lose 50% of it´s population over night.

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>>381629484
>So were goths and emos.
Those also were mistakes