>GO AHEAD... PIRATE IT IF YOU DARE!

IT'S NOT A GAME

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YATAZO
I SOLD IT AGAIN

IT'S NOW OR NEVA

What is his treasure?

>>381610657
Skyrim gold master.

>>381610608
Will Todd Howard Bites the Dust activate if I pirate Fallout?

>>381610657
The Skyrim Nexus

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POST YOUR RAREST TODDS RIGHT THIS FUCKING INSTANT

>>381610830
No, that activates SHEER DRM ANTI PIRACEYU

>>381610657
A coupon that can be redeemed for 10% off on your next The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim Special edition™ purchase on gamestop.

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>>381610608
What can Todd's stand do?

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>>381610872

I have done things....unbecoming of a video game director.

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>>381610196
It's okay Todd! This is one game you can't pirate!

>>381610196
What would the calling card say if the Phantom Thieves had to send one to Todd?

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>>381611041
He can erase time, making you buy hundreds of copies of Fallout 4 unintentionally

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>>381610250

>yfw todd is just the front man and doesn't deserve the hate

>>381610657

A copy of Morrowind.

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>>381611259
Where are Fallout 4™ and Skyrim Deluxe Edition™ on your desktop anon?

Todd can i pirate Fallout new Vegas?

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>>381611605
I have Fallout 4 on PS4 and both Skyrim editions on my Steam account.

I just like to keep my desktop tidy and free of trash

>>381610657
Paid mods.

>>381611348
Grow up.

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>>381611961
I can see both Skyrim editions very good purchase anon.
Where is Fallout 4™ however?

Anon? Can you let me in I'm a little thirsty.

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>>381612160
I told you Todd, I have it on PS4. You'll just have to believe me.

Help yourself to some water.

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Greetings son of man. Im here to talk to you for your own aid.

Please purchase the products made from Bethesda, it would bring you eternal joy if you try to get them all.

go back to r/the_howard u gamist

>>381610196
>take too long to steal the treasure
>one day while walking to school, a bag is thrown over your head
>kicked repeatedly while a crowd cheers
>a wet finger presses against your anus
>"is this hardcore enough for you, dreamboy?"

the fate of all who go against todd

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You shitty brats don't know how good you've got it!
Know your place, and buy it again!
You always do...

>>381611348
just a printout of the new vegas coverart

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>>381611451
It's a cross he shall bear.

Todd did nothing wrong

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>>381613176
couldn't agree more

>>381612160
todd pls

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>>381610872

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FEEL THE WRATH OF TODD, DISCIPLE OF PIRACY!

>>381610657
A climbable mountain

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>>381613176
this

>>381613527
these are the kind of high quality todd's I like

>>381613306

Just kidding! I pirated all of Todd's games

twice

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>>381610872

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>>381613176
This guy knows what is up

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>>381610196
>implying your buggy shitfests are even worth pirating
They're only fun for modding in degenerate sex mods, and even that isn't worth the effort when it means running around in a buggy shitshow of an open world. I'll never show you a receipt 'cause your game will never be worth buying.

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>>381613176
exactly

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>>381613608

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>>381613628
don't joke about that

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>>381613176
Arrrrr it be true

>>381613761
is kirkbride todd's satan?

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>>381613176
This. We should stop this bullying

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>>381611259
What is that russian Fallout™ knock off doing on your desktop, anon?

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>>381610872

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>>381611451
Todd has literally been lying for twenty years.

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Fine i'll bite. I found this site where they have fallout 4 with all of the DLCs. I am really happy now, i will download your game!! You must be a happy man knowing i can spend the weekend and the rest of the days enjoying it all! Thanks so much for reminding me, you are the best!

>>381614517
>lil' Todd making his first lies

boy, we're sure come a long way

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>>381614517
Longer than this guy?

>>381610196
Who's this guy?

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>>381610872
Not sure how rare this is but it's my favourite.

>>381614612
>wasting your ip torrent shekels on fo4
don't be like me it wasn't worth it

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>>381610872

>>381610196
Not even for free. Fuck off with your unfunny meme shit.

>>381614286
It's Ukrainian actually.

>>381615115
I actually own Fallout 4 on steam. I just pirated some of the DLCs but don't tell Todd.
Won't use my iptorrent shekels on FO4

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>>381615190
what the fuck did u just say kiddo?
*telports behind u*
heh......nothin personnel......pirate.....

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Best buy my game
It's got the best AI I'm promising you
I'm not a liar
It's on your Steam queue
And also the Switch too

Right before your eyes
NPCs with lives
See that mountain that - you'll climb

As the game code grows
Tryin' to mod it shows
(You) Might as well not waste your time

So you know my game's out there
Zero lies in the making
It just works without breaking
Don't ask, the engine won't change

And your voices ring out, yeah
Charged for mods when they were free
Shilled it out here on nu-/v/
Now go preorder my game

Please buy my game
It's open world, I promise that you will find
It's just as good as
Breath of the Wild
Go on, make up your mind

A taste of your own mods
Bugs in every step
Bugs that make you just, restart

Your fate remains the same
Shitposting in vain
You're a part of my sales chart

And you'll know my game's out there
Zero lies in the making
Preorders for the taking
Don't ask, the engine won't change

And your voices rang out, here
Charged for mods when they were free
Shilled it out here on nu-/v/
Now go preorder my game

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>>381614517
delete this

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>>381615003
Just buy Skyrim anon, no questions.

>>381611041
『Fleetwood』 replaces your perception of reality with one of his design, making you believe you're in a fantasy world where fallout 4 VR is worth $60

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>>381611451
t. Ron Boward

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>>381611437

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>>381610872

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I tried Fallout 4 when it was free for the few days a while ago and it just didn't feel entertaining. Played a good five or six hours in just to see what was in it and it didn't grab at me. Compared to my experiences with Skyrim (which I initially pirated to try it out and bought it later), where I had stupid fun dicking around the NPCs and the giants with arrows. It was hilarious where you're in an inn and you've killed the useless NPCs and the innmaster is still alive but goes to bed because programming. Then you stand in the opposite room of her bedroom, shoot her, close the door behind you, and hide behind a dresser. Her aggro goes away, she walks back to bed, and your archery goes up a level. I loved it.

>>381619165
SKYRIM AL SAWARIM

>>381612160
No

>>381619165
TODDAHU AKBAR

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>>381610196
I ain't wasting the memory space

>>381610196
what would todd's palace look like?

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TOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODS WHERE IS MY COPY OF SKYRIM FOR THE PS4 THAT I BOUGHT FOR MY WIFE'S SON?

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There was an attempt

What are his shadow and palace?

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>>381610196
Sure, easy as fug

>>381610196
And there is todd howard
He always follows you
He has a handsome face
So now buy his game!

>>381611451

Seriously, what the fuck is wrong with you? He knows what he's doing when he lies. He gets paid for it. Why the fuck would you feel sorry for him? He's a lying cunt and he'll always be one.

I want to love Todd

>>381615206
Ukraine is a part of Russia.

>>381610657
1:1 6 feets figure of Todd

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>>381610872
SOMEONE POST GHOUL TODD

>>381621567
GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODS
WHERE IS MY FALLOUT 4 SALES?

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>>381613176
unironically this

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>BUY MY GAME
Buy my Game right now
>CAN'T BUY THIS GAME
Get the cash somehow
>PAY ME
Buy my game and and all the D L C
>BUY MY GAME
Worth more than Fallout 2
>CAN'T BUY THIS GAME
And buy a Pipboy too
>PAY ME
Pay me for mods that used to be free

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>>381610872

>>381610657
Horse armor. That's what caused his desires to become distorted.

Is it weird that I think Todd would be a good Persona party member
I can just imagine this grown but short man, who dedicated his life to creating games running around a Vault boy persona spouting 90's game references none of these hip kids would understand

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>>381627579
Todd is an SMT Demon that schizophrenicly cycles through thousands of different personalities and whose abilities, type and stats change as he does.

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CAN'T LIVE WITHOUT THE TRUST FROM THOSE YOU SCAMMED

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Can you spare some credits anon?

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>tfw too intelligent for bethesda games

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i have games

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>>381628983
Could you please repeat that anon?

Hey Todd! Just wanted to say I am planning on buying Wolfenstein II.

>>381610196
Again?
meh

Whos this todd howard guy? is he like toby fox an indie game designer
what games he made?

>>381623575
not for long comrade

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>>381613527
NANI
11/10 keep it up

I can't enjoy these threads anymore after the Trump card.

It really highlights how much of this game is a cringey power fantasy for it's players.

The fact that people wish they could actually be the PT in real life and thought police those they don't like is sickening.

Todd posting is the best meme.

I wonder how Todd feels about literally being a meme.

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WHEN YOU BOUGHT

I need Mom Howard

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>>381632151

A BETTER GAME

>>381620323
FUCKING KEK

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SOME CONTENT IN A SHIT GAME
THE LAST PORT FROM TODD'S FAME
PAID MODS FOR A CON MAN
RERELEASE IN A SWITCH LAND

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>whirlwinds into the room
Whoa! I just flew in from the top of that climbable mountain and boy are my arms tired.
HAA!

anyone has Todd's mom?

>>381610657
A TGA trophy

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>>381633005
Got you

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>>381613650

>>381613761
REPENT, SON OF MAN
PRAISE MY GAME

>>381610657
A power armor helmet

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>>381633154
>dat ass grab
L-lewd!

>>381632842
I actually sung it, bravo

>>381613176
t, Todd

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So, what shall it be? Will you buy my mods or will you die here?

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>>381612327
That's not good enough you must have it on Xbox,PC, and the Switch for the full experience!

>>381613681
>crossed out t

lol

>>381610872
But if I do that then it won't be the rarest Todd.

>>381622892
Because he's Todd anon, he wouldn't jus

>he thinks the Phantom Thieves would even bat an eye at Todd
only /v/ gives a fuck about that manlet and even then it's a vocal minority that think reddit edits of his face are funny

>>381632842
We all need to get together and write out the lyrics for a full Todd-ified version of Rivers in the Desert and then find someone with a good singing voice to sing it.

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>>381610872
*BETHESDA CHRONICLE*