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I would cum.
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ok
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How did SotFS get a T rating when the rest of the series all got Ms?
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>>381610351
T for Trash
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>dumb switch retards are so behind on the times they have 5 hour battery life, 720p 30fps and want games everyone else played 5 years ago

Can't even make this shit up
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i should buy SotFS or just dark souls 2???
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>>381610896
SotFS has more content and people say it has better enemy placement.
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>>381610532
that's what blows my mind. They got hype over Skyrim when it's a 9 year old game on 5 platforms now. Who hasn't played that?
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>>381610351
>>381610517
T for t. samefag
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>>381611083
How about T for try again, faggot?
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Dark Souls 3 can't run on last-gen hardware.

It barely maintains 30fps on current gen.
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>>381610104
I don't get it.
Nintendo fans have always claimed how the Souls series is just a shitty edgy Zelda ripoff and one of the worst videogame series ever made.
Why do they want it now?
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>>381610998
Better enemy placement? lol
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>>381611359
Because Sony stole Monster Hunter back.
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>>381610104
It would run at a silky smooth 15fps. Pretty sure your dick would shrivel up pretty quick at that sight.
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>>381610351
boobies!
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>>381611067
>2011 was 9 years ago
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what the fuck is the appeal of bringing DARK SOULS to a Switch?
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>>381611613
so you could make people mad while on the move
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>>381611397
Better enemy placement lol? lol
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>>381611067
For the same way Nintendo fans got hyped for Breath of the Wild: it's the first game of its type they'll be able to play.
Before Breath of the Wild they never had the chance to experience an open world game, in the same way Sony fans got their minds blown by Grand Theft Auto III back in 2003. Now with Skyrim they'll meet the first person WRPG genre for the first time.
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>>381610351
Why all the games weren't T was strange too me, I've seen much worse in other T rated games.
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>>381611613
Because Nintendo drones are tired of being memed on with Bing Bing Wahoo
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>>381611454
>*Everyone else got Monster Hunter and Sony wants to take all the credit
Fixed
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>>381611359
Turns out there are more people interested in the series that play on nintendo systems than the three guys you argued with online anon.
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>>381611732
>Its the "Nintendo fans only own Nintendo consoles" meme again
I can't believe this mindset still exists
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>multiplats better experienced on PC

yeah man, i'd cum in my fucking pants

Why do these threads keep getting made?
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>>381611882
Well, while no sane person would be able to live off a diet of only Mario, Zelda and Smash, Nintendo fans aren't exactly what I would call "sane".
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I'd rather have Let it Die. Best souls game.
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>>381610104
I just want Dark Souls 1 in bed and thats all really
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>>381612014
Most Nintendo fans aren't that

You'll be hard pressed to find any Nintendo owner in this day and age who doesn't at least have a PC or a PS4
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Switch wouldn't handle DaS3, PS4 barely could
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>>381612068
it runs on my toaster laptop about as well as it does on the PS3

Blighttown still lags like a bitch
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>>381610532
What is the PS4s unplugged battery life?
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>>381610104
>no demon's souls
pleb

>>381610351
because 1 had gory tail cuts and 1 and 3 had lots of impaled bodies on spikes which counts as gore
IIRC 2 didn't have much impalement
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Just give me MH.
NOW
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>>381611882
It's true, otherwise there wouldn't be so many shitposts around MH Worlds. Majority of Nintendo babies don't ever wanna fucking play games outside their own platforms.
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>>381610532
>skyrim
>9 years old
it's only 6 years old.
but yeah, switchkiddies are truly pathetic
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>>381612362
You'll get the inevitable portable title

Anybody that thinks Capcom would just flat out abandon portable and all those PS2 assets begging to be reused are pretty delusional
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>>381612315
>no random ass game that isn't part of the series
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>>381612091
The fact that you need ANOTHER platform says a lot about Nintendo.
Someone who only owns a PS4, a gaming PC or even a Xbox can do fine.
But you? Laughable.

*Yeah, I'm aware I'm too retarded to cite the right post. Sorry for deleting the post.
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>>381612284
>being so autistic and unable to handle outside stimuli you need to bring your console with you everywhere
Nintenbros, everyone
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>>381611778
What is your argument? If a game were released on Windows and Linux, but not Mac, which one is the loser and which one is the winner? The third party is irrelevant in this case. Sony "stole" it
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>>381610896
SotFS because it has some great DLC bosses like Singh and Alonne
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>>381610517
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>>381612395
Ah yes, one of those people who takes falseflaggers and criticisms to heart and just writes them off as "Nintendo babies"

This is literally Bloodborne syndrome
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>>381611613
Well there's Skyrim for the Switch so why not
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>>381612490
If you actually played the game for even 1 minute you'd realize how fucking retarded you sound
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>>381612284
The PS4 isn't intended to be a handheld like the Switch.
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>>381612490
you have to be 18 to post on here
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>>381612494
Its pretty damn dumb to not own at least 2 platforms. Nintendo as always been the secondary console people own

>>381612517
What kind of fucking argument is this? Literally the PS4 version is gonna be the worst one, so Sony didn't steal it, they're getting the scraps that fell off the getaway van
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>>381612284

As long as a Sonybro's attention span
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>>381612773
>Nintendo as always been the secondary console people own
Not for me. The last Nintendo home console I've owned was the NES twenty years ago.
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>>381610104
>Nintendo Shits
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>>381612956
>NES in 1997
Nigga that's how I know you lying
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>>381613093
What, you don't know when your shitty console was released?
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>>381613193
>Underage summerfag basically admits he's underage
MODS
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>>381613093
I clinged to the NES for a long time because poorfag. At that time I got my first PC (glorious 486 with 4 MB RAM) so my gaming needs got fulfilled.
When I earned enough money I bought a Playstation.

>>381613193
Do you? The NES was released in 1985. I got mine back in 1993
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>>381612517
>The third party that made the game is irrelevant
Wow, way to be fucking grateful to Capcom who finally gave you a game after years
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>>381613356
>I have no argument and I must scream

Ok kiddo, will changing your diaper calm down your autism?
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>>381613437
I'm fighting on your side dingdong, nothing wrong with getting a console later than it's release date
I didn't get a PS2 until like a year ago
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>>381613475
>underage expects an argument to no argument
for what purpose
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>>381610517
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>>381612315

Sony helped develop DeS so that is never leaving Playstation
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>>381613437
PC gaming at least makes sense, you can emulate all their old shit nowadays instead of paying money for their consoles

I wouldn't doubt it if most PCbros played a shitton of Nintendo games
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>>381610104
Why? I'm assuming you already have all three games so why would this be significant to you?
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>>381613619
>projecting in order to shift the blame

Ok kid, but let the big boys do all the talking now, okay?
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>i am so utterly starved for games that i would cream myself over ports of games i've already played to death

goddamn, nintendo has you guys in this weird beaten-wife mindset. you know there are other systems, right?
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>>381613904
>Underage doesn't know when the NES was released or what projecting means
Summer is here alright
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>>381610351
Quelaag titties
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>>381611536
>2011
>9 years ago
???
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I personally hate this "it was already released so it's not worth playing" mindset.

Who cares if a game was released two, five, ten or twenty years ago? It's the same game and you'll get the same joy playing it, even if everyone and their dog already did.
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>>381614014
Ok, kid, whatever helps you satiate your autism
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>>381612284

This is next level shitposting.
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>>381614359
>when a kid calls you kid
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>source is LKD
>he got BTFO over BGE2 as well as SMO
>got BTFO on nearly all software "leaks"
>but muh Mario and Rabbids
>first leaked by gameblog and others

It's not happening guys, move on
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>>381614014
God you can actually tell the moment summer fags get on. It's literally one day the boards are shit, the next day they are really shit
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>>381610104
I'd actually love replaying them on a handheld. Wud buy
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>>381614498
>getting buttblasted when called a kid

Yep, you're a kid alright
There's no digging yourself out of this hole anymore, kiddo, it's time for you to go to bed
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>>381614678
>Literally no u extended
Wake me up when Summer ends
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>>381610104
id buy this for ps4.
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>>381614814
Given that you initially started your argument with "no u", it is indeed you who is at fault here
You're gonna have to try harder than that if you want to beat me, kiddo
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>>381614960
>Given that you initially started your argument with "no u"
I don't even remember this happening
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>>381610104
>switch beggars are this delusional
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>>381615220
That's because you are intellectually inferior
I posed you a question and instead of answering all you replied with was "N-NO U UNDERAGE SUMMERFAG XDD"
Is it too much past your bedtime that you can't pay attention, kiddo?
Or is it perhaps that you are too stupid to discuss any matter?
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>>381610104
Dark Souls 3 can barely run on PS4. It will never be able to run on switch
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>>381615570
That's because everyone who isn't under 18 knows when the NES was released
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>>381612284
if you play the switch "on the go" you must be autistic
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>>381615781
And I asked you the very question for the sole purpose of understanding your reasons as to why you would quote the much later date of purchase as stated by the other poster
But instead you had to go on a further spree of shitposting, proving that you are, indeed, nothing more but a kid
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>>381616023
>What, you don't know when your shitty console was released?
Nigger no you didn't, you just didn't know when it was released
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>>381614014
Just don't reply to them, just be thankful the summer season feels short with all the new activities you can do and games to play.

Granted, October is looking like THE month for this year with all those releases slated.
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>>381616305
I asked you the question because you mocked the purchase date of the other person, often indicating that said person indeed does not know the release date of aforementioned product.
It's happened with games and it's happened it movies
Tell me honestly anon, why do you think I didn't get a PS2 until a year ago?
And before you shitpost any further, yes I know I was late 16 whole years
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>>381616654
>often indicating that said person indeed does not know the release date of aforementioned product
I am so confused beyond belief

Ah well, here's your final (You)
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>>381616832
>idiot is confused

More news at 10
You're beyond stupid, anon
If I wanted to kill myself I'd climb to the amount of your chromosomes and jump down to your IQ
I won't bother wasting my time with you anymore, continue your shitposting but remember, noone will ever take you seriously in life and you'll forever stay nurtured by your parents who will view you as nothing more but a failure
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It's just not foreseeable
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>>381612490

Dark Souls is a copy paste with small changes from DeS but okay
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Demon's Souls and Bloodborne are superior to all Dark Souls games.

Discuss.
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>>381617105
>>381616832
You're both children, shut the fuck up or get a godamn room.
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I'd like a definitive collection on all systems, if the switch could handle it, good on it. I just want to play dks1 on my ps4. The PS3 community is still lively as fuck and I know the PS4 community would be too, only without the fucking hackers everywhere on 360 and PC.
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>>381610104

Ehhh. So would I to be honest. I'd love to play Dark Souls on-the-go.
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>>381614151
newfag
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>>381612284

You know, I actually fucking hate /v/ nowadays, but posts like these makes me a frequent visitor.
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>>381610896
Buy OG Dark Souls 2 with the DLC because there are some shitty changes to the enemy placement in SotFS.
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>>381610104
Its not gonna happen, the switch can run them and Fromsoftware wouldn't even be willing to port it.
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>>381611732
Nintendo fans have been enjoying open world games since 1987, dumbass.
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>>381610517
kek
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>>381611536
>it was actually 6

Jesus
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>>381620137
>switch can run them
DS1 and DS2, sure, but no way in hell the switch can run DS3 without some serious downgrade.
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>>381612284
really got my thinker thonking
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