giant bomb upf

>Alex
>Ben
>Brad is still sick
Fuck that

So who missed Alex on the beastcast?

>>381595926
would you fugg?

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defend this

>alex
>ben
>brad
>jeff
why the fuck is alex even there

meanwhile eza are actually having fun

why the f uck is alex up in GBW he's literally cancer, make him go back plz

When is Dan's Taco Hell wedding?

>>381596617
He shaved the moustache

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>>381596876
thank fuck

anyone hear dave lang dropping bricks on jeff for not making any interesting content these days at E3?
jeff was like a deer in headlights

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>Dan complaining about the combat in Yakuza 0 and using a billion healing items vs Sera

I'm starting to think he will actually be too bad to finish the game's end chapters

>>381596980
it was the best part of E3

abby is so much better on camera than ben, its ridiculous

>>381596787
Jeff is leaving and Alex is replacing him.

>>381597130
he doesn't even use the lock on and complains every time he misses a strike because of it
he's phenomenally retarded

>>381597215
I wish there was a camera feed on the rest of the guys. I'd love to see their faces in reaction

why did ryan davis quit? he was my favorite, it's a shame he isnt doing content anymore with them

>>381598120
still on his honeymoon, I believe

>>381598203
shouldn't you be crying over a Shenmue trailer or something?

>>381598120
died on his honeymoon, I believe

>this game isn't very interesting

THEN WHY DID YOU FUCKING BRING TO THE SHOW BRAD?

>>381596942
Oh! now i remember what he reminds me of.

monstro, from binding of isaac.

>Wildheeter

this is so bad

looks pretty comfy

does ben think he's cool with that fucking shirt and glasses

Is their PUBG shit worth watching?

Jason still running around putting the set back together. How long could it possibly take to unload all their stuff and setup the studio again.

>>381599841
no you dumbass

Ben: "If you were in Divekick, what would your special be?"
Ben: "If you had to be a wild animal and get killed in the woods, what would it be?"

>jeff hates hunting

what a cuck, we need vinny back

Ben and Divekick have something in common. They both think they are way funnier than they are.

>>381599887
no they really suck, it was fun for a bit , but it just boils down to them sucking a vidya and losing badly everytime

>oh a bear
>SHOOT IT SHOOT IT
>woah oh I dunno guys

brad is such a wet blanket

so i guess no one on twitter told Brad that this was literally nothing
sure wish he watched it on his own time

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>>381595778
NOT VIDYA FUCK OFF

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>>381601119

>>381600710
>huh?
>oh
>yea I guess
top three Bradley quotes

>>381601452
>mmmmmm
>i dont know

>SJW hour with brad and alex
>watch as alex acts like a 8 year old boy and shake his head when a dev utters the word slavery
>later complain about revisionist history
>from a team of liberals who legitimately believe trump lost the election

>>381596980
link?

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>>381597130
>>Dan complaining about the combat in Yakuza 0 and using a billion healing items vs Sera

Fei Hu training got him to whine "t-this game just isn't very fun to play"

why are europeans so good at making games?

>>381601823
>remember when you guys used to do innovative shit?
https://youtu.be/mWdKIQ_UOTg?t=6h8m36s

>>381602194
So much so that Vinny and Alex had to pat him on the ass the rest of the episode so he didn't quit

wow how quirky

>>381602571
>remember when you guys used to do innovative shit?

No

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>>381601119
So whadduwai win?

>>381602194
they're putting out one hour long episode a week so he's not even going to get enough practice to git gud, even if he had the ability to

at this point i'm just wondering when they're going to put it on hiatus

>ben's "would you rather" comments
jesus christ, please fire him

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>>381603256
nothing

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>>381601119
Thinking OUTSIDE THE BOX, MAN

>>381603408
Haven't been paying attention to him. Are they worse than Dan's endless "would you rather" shit or something?

>>381603950
nothing is worse than Dan's eternal "What IS a mineral? What's the difference between a mineral and a rock?????"

Jason again having to be reminded to do his job. The whole bottom half of the screen cut off for this fighting game til alex finally said something.

>>381604546
until he left, i never truly appreciated drew and the work he did

>>381604546
Give him a break, he needs another six months to recover from E3.

>>381603950
ben cannot be silent, he constantly brings up mundane conversation topics

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>>381604881
Please appreciate Drew.

>>381604881
You knew the guy who wrote 46 page pdfs on how to takeoff in flight simulators ran a tight production ship compared to the guy with the wife with the nice tits.

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>>381606735
You mean the coiffed and manicured young, handsome and energetic production manager who's main video game interests were technical simulators about racing, flying and foreign affairs, who enjoyed days off earning himself a pilot's license and creating detailed plans for international travel was a better and more responsible video producer...

...than the guy who fucked a 15-year-old pregnant with a son as a 16-year-old, completely abandoned that relationship and progeny and instead involving himself with hard drugs and dropping out of high school (only to go back years later for a GED) and getting a job to literally turn on mics and cameras because acquaintances felt sorry for him in his 30s while he also complains about non-existent physical injuries associated with his age and bony physique while also blaming lack of energy and other associated problems due to his frequently mentioned diabetes, got married to an SJW fat dyke for her breasts and then impregnated HER in order to trap her in the marriage since she was planning on leaving him?

Crazy! Drew must be a better guy overall, too!!

>>381607802
the girl was 13

>>381607965
Details are hazy on my end, I apologize.

>>381607802
Jason claims to love fighting games. Claims to be great at them.

Sucks at them. Loses to Jeff 99% percent of the time, even on game he claims he's playing regularly. Has next to no knowledge of fighting games. It's clear he watches a few hours of EVO a year and thinks he's an FGC member as a result.

People claim to dislike a large number of people on GB's staff over the years. Patrick, Dan, Austin, Rorie, or even the new ones Ben and Abby...but Jason is by far the worst. He can't do the job he was HIRED to do properly. He has no personality for on-camera entertainment and is overall a shitty person.

>>381601823
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mWdKIQ_UOTg

starting around the 6:08:00 mark. Where he mentions all the innovative shit they used to do and asked why they dont do it anymore. Jeff said it was because they already did it and its a Return on Investment thing.

>>381608528
>>381607802


clam down drew, you have your tumblr money now

>>381609559
he escaped the hell that is modern video games """""journalism""""", now he's traveling the world and playing games in the Ukraine with mad internet money while the rest of his colleagues slowly waste away

>tfw you will never be drew

>>381608963
>innovative shit they used to do

like?

>>381609934
>while the rest of his colleagues slowly waste away
That's for certain. What kind of life do you have to lead that you're literally getting married in a Taco Bell in your 30s???

>>>/wsg/1750049

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>>381610206
at least dan seems happy

>>381610074
They used to to behind-the-scenes at E3, not just sit at tables and talk over the conferences.

Endurance Run was some of the first "Let's Play" formats on the web, in an unedited and freestyle format.

There were locational sketches and skits that were performed for years outside of the occasional Holiday 2 minute intros involving PAX events, interviews, travelogues and theme rides. (mostly thanks to Drew and Ryan as well as Dan).

Less time was spent reviewing games and more time was spent actually playing them and talking about them. Jeff literally admits they don't do as much now because they're lazy. He wants to see GB do more stuff like that, but it's too much effort and he doesn't care enough.

>>381610206
He is going to sign his divorce papers in a chipotle.

>>381610524
Chipotle is pretty ritzy, though. Chipotle is where you go when you aren't just eating Mexican, you're making a night of it.

If I were his fiancee's parents I would call in a bomb threat to that taco bell.

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>>381610835
Honestly, I'm kinda surprised Dan Ryckert hasn't shown up in a television commercial for Taco Bell yet. Something about this wedding HAS to be used for Taco Bell's advertisement, though.

>>381596617
Look much better without the mustache.

>>381595778
Upf has hit all time lows since Ben was hired.

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>mfw today's beastcast

So refreshing when Alex isn't there.

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>>381612787
I am not prepared for this.

>>381612787
>Dan thought NASA had legal ownership over the moon

What the literal fuck is wrong with this man?

>no link

that bad huh

>>381613327
>Dan straight-up admitting that he completely bullshitted his way through college and did no work, just drinking and playing vidya, and graduating with no student loan debt afterwards while Abby is absolutely fuming

fucker's an anomaly.

>>381613725
link me to the beastcast, bro

>>381614140
https://www.giantbomb.com/podcasts/beastcast/

google ain't hard, son

>>381610494
>lang gets on their case for being lazy
>they're probably gonna stop going to e3 at some point and just drop the interviews

like pottery

>>381613725
Goes to show how bullshit college is in backwater states.

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>>381612037
oh its coming im sure

Ben was an unfunny, try hard dork of an intern and he has failed upward into a full-time position because jeff and crew didnt want to take the time to find someone new.

Dave Lang should be the last person to get on anybodys case. They had to bring in Adam Boyes to try and save the Iron Galaxy ship before it went down due to the Arkham Night disaster under Lang's watch.

>>381605035
You joke but I swear half the shit uttered from these retards mouth's is some form of "I'm recovering from X"

The amount of times Brad says "I need to get back to/play that game" is so stupid. He knows he's never playing more than 1 hour of a game.

>>381615306
>get your wedding entirely paid for by taco bell

i'd do it desu

just need a wife first

>>381615101
>in backwater states.
Sorry, I meant to say, "fucking everywhere."

>>381615846
Austin fucked everything up. Jeff pretty much admitted it on a jar time. he was talking about all the different weird things they needs to have on a resume to be considered and then said something to the effect of "and we need to be sure it isn't someone trying to use the job as a temporary stepping stone

>>381596617
Didn't know Kiriya work for a gaming website after dying

>>381615643
Jeff tells people it took them MONTHS to decide on people from literally thousands, with an "s", of applications.

They hire the idiot that ran to grab their food for them for a few months (unpaid, mind you) and Alex convinces Vinny to hire a girl so Vinny hires the prettiest one they interviewed because she's willing to work for $15 an hour.

Do you think Jeff was lying?
He also promises more hires are following later this year.

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>>381615306
>Taco
>Bell
FUCKING

"BELL"

How did I NEVER put the word, the musical cue from the commercials and the FUCKING SYMBOL OF THE FRANCHISE together before???????????????

I am

re
tarded

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>>381616162
>Vinny hires the prettiest one they interviewed

>>381616162
i think their #1 concern was finding people they could be sure they could lock down for a few years at least (aka. young and immobile). which kind of sucks cause i think it dissuades betters candidates from even bothering.

>>381597130
why are people so bad at video games

what's the best video on Giant Bomb, and why is it Random PC Game: Ripper?

>>381610402
is dan happy, or does dan have a severe benzo addiction

the answer may surprise you

>>381596942
>when you're trying to make a Paul Bearer CAW and can't get the face right

>>381610206
A good life considering he has an awesome wife who would do that with him

Who are you with, anon?