Wake me up Asuna

>>381580723
I don't know anything about this nonsense aside from it's based off of a garbage anime,and this is based on my observation,wats dis op?

>>381580802
Some app designed to be like a Siri assistant for you, except it's made to be waifu trash.

I'd love my own Asuna waifu but is the english worth paying for

>>381580723
Stuff like this has been out since android 3.0; it didnt catch on when Wani Magazine made apps like this, and its not gonna catch on now.

glomp

If you want to feel better about your life, watch this:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nkcKaNqfykg

>>381581687
What if its like that episode of Black Mirror with the egg?
And jesus fuck how can you wake up to that and not be depressed as fuck

>>381580723
I want this, desu.

>>381581687
This made me very depressed

>>381580723
Probably

>>381581687
Damn. This actually impresses, and depresses, me.
The Japs are all about efficiency and stuff, so instead of trying to make the busy as shit bussinesmen get wives so they don't get fucking depressed and stop being 200% work centered they create stuff like this ad, which I suppose is the intended use for this product (for working men that have no time for anything other than work, not smelly NEET autists).
The future is now.

When the tech gets good enough that I can actually punch her, it will be worth it.

That's cute

>>381580723
does it make a glopping noise if you shake your phone?

>>381581687

>I pre-ordered one

Don't underestimate weebs with money

>>381580723
When do we go on a Nip genocide.

Anyone who allows SAO to prosper should be raped and killed

>>381580723
Yeeeeah, live2d makes waifus animated, even husbandos.

>>381581313
I've only ever read the first book but I kind of want this game now

>>381580723
My little sister uses this. Wat do, /v/?

File: subtility.jpg (144KB, 960x544px) Image search: [Google]

144KB, 960x544px

>>381586591
Hollow Fragment is a pretty good game in its own right, you don't need to be caring about SAO. Also has a shit ton of content (it's essentially two games since it includes the content of an older one that was never localized). Hollow Realization is alright too, it improves on most aspects but has less stuff to do. Preferably avoid Lost Song, it's completely different.

Games also starts early'ish in the SAO universe (the original "win screen" where they end up switching game never happened) and goes with its own alternate story, so it won't even match the later SAO stuff.

HF has been sadly overcasualized in updates (especially PS4 version), it used to be harder and generally more interesting to get stuff done and explore.

>>381585964
I have watched the series, the ovas and read all the Light Novels but I didn't pay for them.

I'll be allowed to live right? It's not like I'm giving them money...

>>381585964
>When do we go on a Nip genocide.
When 4chan dies from you anti-weeb LARPers

File: hollow-fragment-map.jpg (206KB, 960x544px) Image search: [Google]

206KB, 960x544px

>>381587174
might add, HF starts on Floor 75 and you continue to Floor 100

and Hollow Fragment's added content is a separate area that is pretty huge and generally more interesting (each dot is a semi-large area)

Why did you have to make this NON-videogame thread OP? To give the redditors a new excuse to make funny ,intelligent and original jokes such as "TWO NUKES WEREN'T ENOUGH LMAO XD" ?

File: weeaboos.png (52KB, 590x464px) Image search: [Google]

52KB, 590x464px

>>381587507
Those who self-identify as Weebs must fucking die

>>381580723
everything about that thing's design is fucking creepy, like a doll or puppet that doesn't fit together right so all its joints are half-detatched

>>381587903
>Why are cartoons not like real life?

>>381587774
You know that a lot of the weebs you call on here are just otakus, fag.

>>381588157
Otaku is the japanese counterpart word to weeaboo, equally degradating.

>>381588326
Degrading only in Japan, fag. Oh wait Japan has gotten use to the Otakus.

>>381585964
tfw soa was a million times better than .hack

>>381588809
.hack just needs to die. It's lived it's use.

>>381581687
It's not healthy!

>>381580723
I live in the hood and frequent real niggas such as myself so I can't be seen with anime shit on my phone that isn't dbz or naruto

>>381581687
It was cute until those last 30 seconds, that really depressed me.

>>381581687
Imagine his sad face when he realize that the app repeat the same answer over and over again and his inmersion break apart.

>>381588592
They have always been a small percentage of the population and they despise them equally, what are you on about, huge faggotlord?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-VYFr6YsJOg

>>381580723
There is literally nothing wrong with wanting to escape this shitty reality.

>>381589410
I did it for the (You)s

Isn't this app a few years old? Installing now

File: art stoklasa.jpg (78KB, 1024x934px) Image search: [Google]

78KB, 1024x934px

>>381581687
>when he walks home and sees someone's light lit up
>his soulless voice saying that he's "happy"

>>381581687
japan, ads are not supposed to make you feel depressed and sorry for the person who bought your product

that's not how you should produce your ads


jesus christ the last few scenes really hit me

>>381581687
Is it just that one character or can you edit it and change it into your waifu?

File: sample_28e96302249d002f458c41d4f003293b.jpg (100KB, 850x973px) Image search: [Google]

100KB, 850x973px

>>381581687
mod support when?

>>381587335
Are the light novels actually any good? I've had very mixed experiences with light novels in the past.

File: 1452161125531.png (129KB, 300x300px) Image search: [Google]

129KB, 300x300px

>SAO

call me when they make a k-on one

File: 1471201706562.png (109KB, 358x358px) Image search: [Google]

109KB, 358x358px

>>381590414
>k-on
as shit as SAO is, that's going even further beyond

I never understood the hate for sao, I enjoyed it, at least the first season.

File: 18198759_1662203263804867_6748268701587155223_n.jpg (21KB, 390x377px) Image search: [Google]

21KB, 390x377px

>>381590579
>k-on
>shit

the only shit thing here is your taste

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KQ3iZiegnR4

Looks like you can use it with other holograms at least for videos.

>>381590581
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qZ9NlThB3SY

>>381590823
>holograms


isn't this just a regular transparent flat 2D screen in a plastic tube

>>381581687
>people mocking this fragment of the future
Imagine this with an advanced AI.

>>381590889
Yes. Isn't that how all of them work?

>>381590581
it's popular, got several animes with sequels, and even got several decent games, while you're favorite thing didn't

being hated is pretty natural

File: 1497259045096.jpg (43KB, 640x480px) Image search: [Google]

43KB, 640x480px

>>381590581
How have you not seen one of the many videos about why it's total trash?

Literally everyone has done one.


SAO Abridged is pretty good though. I'd recommend that over the actual show.

>>381588326
>Otaku is the japanese counterpart word to weeaboo
They don't even mean the same thing, though I'm not even sure what weeaboo means anymore.

>>381580723
Just get ShizukuTalk

>>381591109
Seen the first abridged ep, was pretty good.

Idk, I guess I really only kept watching to see more of Asuna

>>381580723
Is there one with Lizbeth? If not then its shit

>>381591109
>double Reddit spacing
Fucking hell
Also who the fuck watches "why I think it's trash" videos?

>>381591228
What the fuck, that's literally one of the models from mobile kanojo ported over.

>>381591306
Why did "reddit spacing" became a thing recently? I (and many other anons) have been putting double line breaks between paragraphs before fucking 4chan existed. Stop with this shit.

so whats the name of the app

i just want to know in case thwy add better waifus

>6 dollars to put Asuna in a bikini
>charging for her to understand english
Maximum jewery

File: 1470021794084.jpg (198KB, 1024x1024px) Image search: [Google]

198KB, 1024x1024px

>>381591306
I've never used le reddit in my life. I double spaced because it was just a last add on comment. Calm your autism.

Additionally because they make really good points. Especially the ones that dissect SAO as an actual game, they're quite funny.

>>381590824
He lost me at pointing out that yui can die and come back so if she does it renders death meaningless to the show. I mean, wut?

2 years worth

>>381590824
>mothers autism
How many sao videos is he going to make

File: 2016-11-15-232130.jpg (852KB, 1280x2160px) Image search: [Google]

852KB, 1280x2160px

Does it have Klein? Or else it's shit.

>>381590824
>I've seen worse
>.hack/SIGN shows
Who the fuck is this uncultured swine. Yeah, SIGN is not an action anime, but it's a good character drama that actually deals with MMO stuff and themes of escapism through videogames.

>>381592436
Klein is best, he never got all his friends killed

>>381592596
Those aren't SAO's themes though. It's pretty much man vs nature and exploring whether the digital is real in the first season. It isn't meant to look at escapism.

Thats nothing new.

Asuna is a babe, though. Would happily glop.

>>381593181
He implied that SIGN is bad, which it isn't.

File: 2016-11-16-183813.jpg (328KB, 1920x1080px) Image search: [Google]

328KB, 1920x1080px

Is there an app where your waifu suspect you of cheating on her, like if you were late in greeting her that last night.

>>381592407
Gotta match that Digibro video count.

File: cheating.jpg (336KB, 635x1080px) Image search: [Google]

336KB, 635x1080px

>>381581313
>literally a Asuna Cucking Simulator

>>381593437
I didn't get that from his comment.

>>381593857
I just started playing this earlier today. I'm going to continue now.

>>381587774

saying even one good thing about japan can make you a weeboo trash

File: Asuna_Kagurazaka.png (450KB, 666x993px) Image search: [Google]

450KB, 666x993px

Can we have the superior Asuna?

File: Untitled.png (1MB, 1882x928px) Image search: [Google]

1MB, 1882x928px

>>381593282
That was a nice detail.

File: 1490149153994.png (49KB, 158x197px) Image search: [Google]

49KB, 158x197px

>>381581687
>People laugh
>People don't realize it's a step towards a world without women

File: 1391726653.gif (937KB, 500x357px) Image search: [Google]

937KB, 500x357px

>>381581687
This made me really sad. Technology is truly amazing if it can make the smelliest virgin happy, but it only highlights how I'll never be able to truly embrace my waifu as long as I live.

>there are people who have loving girlfriends and wives that wait for them as they come home from work and probably also have a meal cooked for them as well

no point to even continue desu

>>381594906
Pretty much every religion agrees that you get the suffering in life and the rewards afterwards. You waifists need to learn from example.

>>381590824

That autist faggot won his popularity with edgy teens and muh animu mature fedora users with all the pretentious hate to SAO

>>381595108

You are vastly overstating how good that is.

>>381595113
Yeah, but it's not like i'm asking for eternal peace behind the heavenly gates or seven virgins.

Are there any other options besides Asuna?

>>381595442
Making anime real is a big ask.

>>381595545
This, I want a funny kuudere or a yandere

>>381595545
Suicide.

>>381590352
The light novels are fucking garbage except for SAO Progressive, which is somehow really good. I'd recommend reading Progressive.

>>381595649
Makes sense desu.

>>381581687
>tfw haven't talked to any friends for over 4 years

I would unironically buy this if there was an English version.

>>381595684
Not him, but what sets it apart

>>381595247
As if you know that, dumb tripfag.

File: image.jpg (145KB, 600x846px) Image search: [Google]

145KB, 600x846px

SAO is a shitty incoherent mess of an anime or story in general. The characters are fucking garbage and the shit is full of plotholes and plot points that make zero fucking sense. The only thing that piece of shit has going for it is the music and maybe the animation which isn't anything special. The sight of Asuna drives me into an unreasonable state of anger and rage. I dislike SAO. Stop liking SAO.

>>381595861
>Not keeping the super Jap version and projecting subs onto your google glasses

>>381581687
Looks like I'm going to have to learn Japanese after all.

>>381580723
>All those icons
Disgusting

>>381596153

Its a given.

Yeah, its all great at first. Then she wants you to buy her crap. And go places with her. And have kids. Fuck that. Solitude is the only way to go.

>>381596450
As if you'd know any of that, dumb tripfag.

>>381596242

t.edgy teen who watch only mature anime from recomendations of faggots on youtube or MAL

>>381596534

Its a woman, ain't it?

>>381580723

My roommate has this shit downloaded for apparently shits and giggles. I don't entirely believe him.

>>381596637
Isn't SAO pretty much what you described?

>>381596653
Not like you'd know any, dumb tripfag.

>>381596679
He's an ironic weeb, someone who's so mentally weak they cant honestly enjoy his hobby without covering himself in a comfy blanket of self deprecation

>>381596727
SAO is the opposite of mature, Anon.

>>381581687
why that nigga got so many lamps

>>381596727

No, reddit user.

SAO is a gateway anime of the worst kind. It's a bad series, a clusterfuck of story and characterization that isn't very well done by any aspect, but which attempts to compensate for its weaknesses by adding in excessive shipping faggotry and DARKNESS. The normal anon can see this as the shit it is, and may enjoy it, hate it or be indifferent to it, but all the while recognizing that the series itself, regardless of their opinion, is plain bad.
However, these very aspects that try to smear over the shit of its core make it a breeding ground for aspie, unsociable underageb& faggots who engage in every kind of faggotry both online and in the real world. The superpowered characters all trying their hardest to look cool, the individual skills, peculiar, colorful clothes, the whole swordsman faggotry and everything about the Aincrad world fuels their escapist fantasies, while the pity-party character backgrounds, emphasis on revenge, and overall preachiness of the series make it fit just right with the mary-sueish drives of your average preteen and his sense of unwarranted self-importance towards the world. Exactly the kind of shit that makes little kiddies and underageb& retards eat this shit right the fuck up.
SAO is basically THE series to attract the most hated anime fanbase known to /a/, which is why, regardless of individual opinions, it is the responsibility of every anon to troll the fuck out of this show and everyone who likes it, and ensure that no SAO threads ever encourage the newfriends to show their faces here.

>>381596727
>>381596861

And it's the antithesis of recommendations of faggots on youtube or MAL-core anime

>>381596861
Yeah, but an edgy teen wouldn't know that. Just talking from what I've seen, the same people who like SAO also happen to like other "mature" series like Elfen Lied, Mirai Nikki, Higurashi, etc.

>>381596637
I don't care about the maturity of the show anon. I'm not even sure what mature anime is. But I do care about quality and SAO is shit. It bothered me because it had an interesting premise and I wanted it to be good.

>>381597118
>like Elfen Lied, Mirai Nikki, Higurashi, etc.
Your anime edgy teen knowledge is a little out of date Anon

>>381597149
SAO is fine as long as you watch up until the end of Aincrad.

Pretend everything afterwards didn't happen.

>>381590579
Fuck you faggot it's the only decent moeshit

>>381596267
Don't know the first two but
>gallery
>weather
>yahoo
>mail
>bookmark
>bluetooth
>NFC
>vibrate

>>381581687
>muh need of affection even if it's fictive
Kek humans are so weak

>>381597256
But I can't do that anon. There was potential to have some interesting storylines and a good world but instead THEY FUCKING MADE EVERYTHING INTO ELVES AND WEIRD INCEST SHIT OUT OF NOWHERE AND WHY DID IT BECOME AN ACTUAL GAME THAT TOOK OUT ESSENTIALLY ANY KIND OF THREAT OR SUSPENSE?
also the main character kind of annoyed me

>>381590943
>advanced ai
>wanting humanity to be wiped out by cold, unfeeling machines

>>381595971
The original book started at the beginning ,then basically skipped 75 floors to the end of the game so there was fuck all character development or anything.
Progressive is a reboot where we see them complete the game floor by floor. As in 1 floor per book on average. The slower pace means we actually see the characters develop and there's much more detail and world building put into each floor. The plot of each book is smaller scale but more interesting and it doesn't go full retard like the main series. Also, the writing quality is just generally better.

File: 1495855530600.png (255KB, 441x520px) Image search: [Google]

255KB, 441x520px

>>381581687

>>381597227
Yeah, I know I'm out of the loop in that regard, but SAO isn't exactly a new series either.

File: steins-gate-0-1.jpg (227KB, 1920x1080px) Image search: [Google]

227KB, 1920x1080px

I want Kurisu on my phone

>>381597729
SAO has honestly got a hype backlash. It's still popular as fuck, but dumb teens are just as likely to hate SAO because Reddit or their fav anime youtuber told them to

File: 1496864913043.webm (2MB, 360x640px) Image search: [Google]

2MB, 360x640px

How will humans survive when the singularity happens, and everyone abandons 3D for 2D?

>>381597562
>he doesn't want to be fucked raw by cold, unfeeling machines
shit taste desu

File: GoodJob.gif (3MB, 262x347px) Image search: [Google]

3MB, 262x347px

>>381595659
>Yandere AI app
>incredibly jealous of you being away from home
>when you come home she questions where you've been and who you've been with

File: Heresy.webm (280KB, 807x560px) Image search: [Google]

280KB, 807x560px

>>381581687

>>381597609
Sounds cool, are the general plot points the same as the original but more fleshed out, or is Progressive completely different?

>>381598215
>collapses afterwards
Shit that's cute, Nigga. I'm a weeb now.

>>381581687
holy fuck why

>>381598503
I've only read the first one but some events were reworked. I'm in the middle of rewatching the series now but read the book a while back so I can't tell you exactly what changed, other than the boss meeting for the first floor was different but it isn't just that the books cover things that were left out, there are changes.

File: staff.webm (3MB, 720x404px) Image search: [Google]

3MB, 720x404px

>>381598541
time to go watch the show then, she collapses everytim

>>381598215
>devastating skill
>24 hrs cooldown
not worth it.

>>381598541
>>381598837
https://youtu.be/K4QJP4DUnPs

File: 1496778939073.gif (2MB, 540x304px) Image search: [Google]

2MB, 540x304px

>>381598872
>cute as a kitten, fun to bully, easy to manhandle, down to fuck

Worth it

>>381599261
>Choker
>Flat
Muh dick

>>381599261

And flat as this table:

>>381598215

File: 1495146020799.jpg (33KB, 640x360px) Image search: [Google]

33KB, 640x360px

>>381598431
>takes remote control of the camera app whenever you're around and has a special folder for your pictures
>automatically deletes pictures she doesn't like
>sends you a million angry text messages while you're at work because you're at work
>uses the flashlight and the screen as potentially seizure causing attacks when she completely loses it
>if you text her a picture of a girl even as a joke she'll first vibrate uncontrollably and then try to electrocute you by short circuiting the battery
Muh dick

Sword Art Online is a rip off of .hack
.hack//sign started airing in may of 2002. SAO was put online as a webnovel in may/june of 2002. It was expanded upon becoming more and more of a direct knockoff of .hack//sign as time went on until he finished the first series in november.
anyone who supports SAO is literally a fan of chinese knockoff garbage, and should stop. Just stop.

>>381599486
Don't worry I hated SAO once I took the red pill

>>381599486
>how dare you do something with a similar setting/feature/whatever because someone did it first!
on a related note, every FPS is a doom clone

>>381598541
Go fuck yourself for calling yourself one, mongoloid.

>>381599694
doom is a wolfenstein clone

>>381599912
Life is clone of Zive

>>381599885
>I get mad for no reason over insignificant things that people I will never meet do

>>381599148
Season 3 never, damn it

>>381599694
>similar setting
let me break it down for you then you fucking mouthbreathing chinese cockslurping faggot.
>creator is sad cause muh waifu is dead
>makes AI daughter with ultimate power
>gary stu finds that he has access to the ultimate power able to stop it
>it turns out the AI is just doing what she was programmed to by her "dad" (game creator).
>progression is done not in a linear fashion but by progressing through wide open areas up to a "stronger" group of enemies
>waifu character is abused and damaged goods that ultimately comes together with gary stu in the end (only .hack doesn't spend three chapters talking about years worth of pent up glopping semen)

and .hack did all of this shit significantly before SAO was ever even written.
>hurdurr same time
if you want to talk about that, then maybe the creator should ahve submitted it to the contests he said he was going to but didn't. That's like when randy pitchford said "I won the gearbox name from valve" praying no one would check up on it. If you support SAO, you support randy pitchford.
rot in fucking hell.

>contrarians start pretending that SAO is a good show just because a lot of people point out its many flaws
They just can't help themselves, can they

>>381580723

>18:35
>Morning

wtf

File: the-palm-962785_960_720.jpg (126KB, 960x521px) Image search: [Google]

126KB, 960x521px

I was going to talk about SAO Abridged but that's not video games.

>>381581687
The golden windows of the night do not make me feel like I'm home. They make me feel the unimaginable distance of all the unknown people in their beautiful houses.

Is SAO still popular?

>>381600562
Yep and it's still cancer to the anime community

>>381600562
actually it is somehow

still shows up everywhere in popularity rankings and getting cross overs with random stuff

most of the games are actually good too, even if you don't care for SAO

File: 1489461443064.jpg (95KB, 600x800px) Image search: [Google]

95KB, 600x800px

>>381599374
She's not perfectly flat, she has cute budding mounds just big enough to fit in the palms of your hands

File: tumblr_olyos668PG1vysie1o1_400.gif (2MB, 400x404px) Image search: [Google]

2MB, 400x404px

>>381600791
>>381599374
>>381599261
post best masochist girl

Am I the only girl around here who enjoyed SAO?

>>381601154
>Am I the only girl around here
Tits or GTFO

>>381601154
I'm a girl and I loved SAO
>>381601252
>3DPD

>>381597562
Good, would rather have machines then

>>381601417
>not understanding tits or gtfo
Ok, "female"

>>381601154
>>381601417
Please be in London.

>>381597562
>muh feelings
>>>/t/umblr

File: 1.jpg (529KB, 703x5487px) Image search: [Google]

529KB, 703x5487px

Premiere's phone AI did nothing wrong

File: premiere.jpg (283KB, 1920x1080px) Image search: [Google]

283KB, 1920x1080px

>>381601717

>>381601717
>not so distant future
>an AI absorbs all the shitposting from the internet
>somehow it gains control over machines and/or weapon systems
>it's going to straight fuck mankind in the ass... for teh lulz
Man, why no one is working in a sci-fi film with this premise.

>>381580723
BEFORE YOU GO-GO

File: 1478007438393.png (424KB, 1242x2208px) Image search: [Google]

424KB, 1242x2208px

>>381601717
>they later blocked her from learning english

>>381601417
>>381601154
Tits or GTFO.

>>381597562
Not to be edgy, but would you rather be wiped out by the sun or by a bunch of robots?

>>381597101
ok

>>381602329
Fuck I would watch the shit outta that. Bonus points if they make a yandere AI that just wants to fuck it's creator.

>>381581797
>>381581687
can't wait for black mirror to cover this

>>381580723
>seven years worth of semen made a glopping noise as it flowed endlessly into Asuna

>>381604104
Okay I have to know, was that a fan translation, official translation or a very literal translation from the original? I wanna know who the fuck actually thought that was well written.

>>381604104
Now, I'm not a Biologist, but I'm pretty sure that semen just doesn't build up in your balls over time infinitely. Where that the case, Kirito would have made Asunas' uterus explode.

>>381604358
No one in the history of ever has ever thought SAO was well written, or any LN for that matter.
Nisio is a meme, so is whoever wrote Spice & Wolf.
They're all shit for the lowest common denominator which is weaaboos.

>>381599486
>chinese knockoff garbage,
kings avatar is actually really good senpai
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MSjaP1eV5eQ

>>381597101
hi digibro

>>381603447
yeah, i was thinking it would be like ten times better if the avatar is some kind of kawaii anime girl that cutely wants to see the world turn into cinders.

>>381593517
>belt covering her navel
fucking bullshit

>>381597101
Wew digibro copypasta

File: 1488016574091.gif (363KB, 480x270px) Image search: [Google]

363KB, 480x270px

>>381580723
I unironically want this
Does it have to be Asuna though?

>>381606652
wait for mods, anon.
it's the reasonable thing to do.

>>381606652
Who ya hoping for, Anon?

File: wink.png (267KB, 500x500px) Image search: [Google]

267KB, 500x500px

>>381597935
thought the exact same thing when I saw this thread

>>381600280
i remember something about morgana being programmed to be aura's babysitter.
morgana developed awareness of its now and realized once aura was fully developed, she would be terminated, since it would lack any practical use in the program.
the phases she created reflects her dark emotions and deepest fears, tho. i only remember the fear of death (skeith) and affection that grows from unrequited love (macha.)

>>381607213
Harald fucked up and created a logic paradox that made Morganna go crazy. Create the ultimate AI and then self-terminate so no one could replicate it, and self preservation to keep anyone from interrupting the process.

>>381581687
this is going to help reduce the suicide rate

>>381607372
he miscalculated that morgana would start feeding in aura's stream of toughts and emotions.
then again, the guy was borderline insane in that phase of the program.

>>381601154
My little sister and all her friends watched SAO

File: 1494881771871.png (188KB, 347x334px) Image search: [Google]

188KB, 347x334px

>>381606816
Getting some dumb botes on this mite b cool
Although they kinda already do this stuff in the game

>>381607642
Borderline is being nice, anon. Guy was coocoo for his dead German waifu and decided to make himself a daughteru that would also become the god of the internet.

>>381590352
yeah, I liked them, books make Kirito more flawed and likeable because his mind is filled with raw autism.

>>381597609
>>381598503
First book didn't skip anything. That novel was a self contained story about the last days of Aincrad. The first floor is just a short a flashback.

Later books just added short stories, SAO wasn't intended to be Aincrad story from start to finish until Progressive.

Speaking of .hack//SIGN, this song is fucking awesome.
https://youtu.be/apNQXMEsA-8

I like Klein.
SAO should have been about Klein.

File: __craft_lawrence_and_holo_spice_and_wolf_drawn_by_ayakura_juu__97f69f97295628a23ac1c667087b1742.jpg (438KB, 1600x1200px) Image search: [Google]

438KB, 1600x1200px

>>381604525
>so is whoever wrote Spice & Wolf.
Furry jews was actually good, fuck off.

>>381607979
Boats are for hard fucking and public use only

>>381601154
>>381601417
>>381607659 < Same w/ my sis, actually
It is my observation that most legit fans of the show are grills.
That, and one normie guy

It was my sis' opinion that the 2nd season was very bad. Who knew that grills don't like watching rape dungeons

>>381593857
What game is this?>>381594019

>>381609034
The girl in the first arc was pretty good though and feminine Kirito was nice.

File: 2014-09-03-153907.jpg (125KB, 960x544px) Image search: [Google]

125KB, 960x544px

>>381609343
Sword Art Onlne: Hollow Fragment

>>381604525
What, you gonna say Wes Anderson is the pinacle of film making or something? That your tastes are ever so superior? Even Miura is getting tired of writing Berserk and most writers are stuck in this post-modern drag. I'll tell you a bit of news kid, lighten up buddy, not everything has to be a masterpiece.

>>381581687
This is the future
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fggE3VI3NRg

>>381609545
I never thought I`d say this about SAO again, but picked the fuck up.

>>381593857
How hard can you NTR Asuna?

>>381581687
I didn't ask for this life!

File: 2014-09-03-125617.jpg (120KB, 960x544px) Image search: [Google]

120KB, 960x544px

>>381609545
I like all they're all aware of Asuna, but still do it anyway

File: 1494795431338.jpg (26KB, 454x255px) Image search: [Google]

26KB, 454x255px

>>381580723
>SAO
Please erase yourself.

File: 2014-08-28-112327.jpg (115KB, 960x544px) Image search: [Google]

115KB, 960x544px

>>381611027
>like all
like how*

File: 1475006964909.jpg (280KB, 1920x1080px) Image search: [Google]

280KB, 1920x1080px

>>381610573
to a frightening degree

>>381611027
>manspreading
Ugh.

File: 1474390268682.jpg (256KB, 1920x1080px) Image search: [Google]

256KB, 1920x1080px

>>381608107
>books make Kirito more flawed and likeable because his mind is filled with raw autism
the games aren't shy about showing what a piece of spergy shit he is either

there's a scene in hollow fragment where he wonders why his mood changed going outside because the composition of the air outside and inside is the same and apparently that's the only factor in human emotion?? when the fuck is oxygen ever different

>>381611207
So I can just go around waifuing everyone I bump into while Asuna stays salty?

File: 1486486217220.jpg (457KB, 1920x1080px) Image search: [Google]

457KB, 1920x1080px

>>381611873
absolutely

if you walk around holding hands in town she doesn't even stop you, just gets pissed and complains from a distance with a dialogue blurb. even lost song, which had no real dating sim component, had a series of festival dates for everyone. agil messages you at some point to stop "cheating on the wifey"

yuuki suggests she wants a threesome, though

>>381611561
>Deal!
Is this deal a deal?

>>381611671
>>381612238
if they let you do this why don't they just let you marry whoever you want

File: .jpg (590KB, 1920x1080px) Image search: [Google]

590KB, 1920x1080px

>>381611873
of course

all while they're also aware of your relationship, it's like everyone is in it together to cuck asuna

File: 1481568456556.jpg (160KB, 696x854px) Image search: [Google]

160KB, 696x854px

>>381612238
>she doesn't even stop you
My fucking sides, I'm getting this game

>>381612332
that's boring, every games does that

I want a asuna cucking simulator

>>381612438
well i want to marry philia, so fuck right off

>>381589739
Pretty sure that was his own house's light's. He was happy someone was waiting home for him.

>an actual SA:O thread on /v/

I was enjoying Hollow Realization but the endgame killed it for me. Having to grind for mats was awful.

>>381611561
GLOP

File: 1498078768237.jpg (271KB, 1920x1080px) Image search: [Google]

271KB, 1920x1080px

>>381612332
asuna as a literal, actual definition of the word cuck is funny

>>381612520
same. you should have been able to skip the remarriage quest after the divorce in hollow fragment and remarried to whoever you want.

the only thing asuna was good for was the respawning teleport crystal in the shared inventory. the wedding ring accessory fucking sucked even for early game

File: sao_pt_04_thumb.jpg (54KB, 564x321px) Image search: [Google]

54KB, 564x321px

>SAO games
no thanks, I like my games to be in english not south east asian engrish

Game any good?

File: 1487579326253.jpg (948KB, 1920x2160px) Image search: [Google]

948KB, 1920x2160px

this is just sinon hamming it up to mislead someone watching, but there's something strangely honest about it

>>381612647
i don't think i'll ever beat the last free dlc's raid boss, that kobold lord reskin. autistic dedication to the super shallow dating sim element? a-ok. killing a thousand bees to craft a fancier coat? ehhh

>>381612745
>>381612353
>>381612238

Do you actually sleep with these other girls, or is it just anime teasing/baiting. Those images are pretty funny...

>>381581313
>>381593857
>>381611207
>>381612238
Are you able to customize the party members in any major aesthetic way? I ask because I'd want to cuck Asuna with my cousin, but only if I could get the objectively superior IRL version in some way. Leafa's design is so uninteresting to me, but Suguha makes my balls explode.

File: 8094b913f4c64f6db75463a56d9d3d60.png (1MB, 1200x1696px) Image search: [Google]

1MB, 1200x1696px

>>381613141
Forgot to attach image.

have they made an SAO game about the gun stuff yet
that seemed like it might be okay as a game, reminded me of hidden agenda.

File: 2016-11-27-225405.jpg (335KB, 1920x1080px) Image search: [Google]

335KB, 1920x1080px

>>381612967
they fixed the translation in PS4 version though

and and I don't remember anything engrishy in the HR one save for a few typos

they did take a few liberties though
>"alright let's go"
>text is pic related

>>381613256
>they fixed the translation if you buy it again
nah, not interested. They had a chance and lost it with me, glad you can enjoy it but knowing they totally fucking scammed me makes me hope the company fails.

File: 1467841742391.jpg (292KB, 1920x1080px) Image search: [Google]

292KB, 1920x1080px

>>381612967
the ps4 update was retranslated by people who could actually speak english

>>381613064
well no one ever says outright anyone is fucking. not even asuna. it's vague enough that you can leave it to the imagination. but it's a mainstream console game that isn't trying to be specifically an "adult" experience like something like catherine, so you're not gonna see two naked people in bed together or any ntr drama bleeding into the main plot

>>381613141
lost song and hollow fragment had full skins to turn kirito and sinon into their forms from the other in-universe games, and philia got her aincrad skin in lost song. but i don't think leafa ever got one

File: 2014-08-28-051541.jpg (181KB, 960x544px) Image search: [Google]

181KB, 960x544px

>>381613141
you can change their outfit at most, in case of sinon you can change hair color to blue back in HF, but that's about it

in other words, you're stuck with blonde titty slut

>>381589960
Kek

I was wondering the same thing

>>381613417
>again
you sounded like you hadn't bought it at all yet

maybe they fixed it in patch though, not sure how much they brought of the PS4 changes to the vita version

personally I preferred that original translation though, so many hilarious moments and I wasn't taking the events seriously anyway given I hardly care about SAO (I like the game itself though)

File: 1479973249413.jpg (149KB, 960x544px) Image search: [Google]

149KB, 960x544px

>>381613023
they're all alright

>>381613687
I played the vita version, and i'm not gonna buy the same game again to have it be playable.

>>381613256
>underboob
wew
A shame you can't use Sinons GGO outfit

File: 1496352591340.jpg (44KB, 635x457px) Image search: [Google]

44KB, 635x457px

>>381613206
S-sauce???

File: 1487204345915.jpg (411KB, 1920x1080px) Image search: [Google]

411KB, 1920x1080px

>>381613237
i think it'll be the next one for sure

her rapey friend, death gun's brother, showed up as the antagonist in sinon's side story

File: d71dc43cd7280a1c85f8b7db4a58729f.jpg (249KB, 600x800px) Image search: [Google]

249KB, 600x800px

>>381613467
>>381613543
>i don't think leafa ever got one
>you're stuck with blonde titty slut
That's such fucking garbage. Suguha is so much more fuckable than her stupid elf avatar ever was.
>They dangle THIS in front of you:
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ETCv5TF_JtI
>You're not allowed impregnate it, even in the dating sim games, mecause muh special VR elfu persona~

File: 1482595371894.jpg (104KB, 960x544px) Image search: [Google]

104KB, 960x544px

>>381614349
it is a shame

>>381614598
That's the actual translation?

>>381614598
GLOP GLOP

File: a whole new level of loss.png (2MB, 2560x1080px) Image search: [Google]

2MB, 2560x1080px

>>381593857
I don't know jack shit about SAO but is Asuna basically the Yunyun of the show?

File: 1472495719971.jpg (98KB, 960x544px) Image search: [Google]

98KB, 960x544px

>>381614705
yes

>>381614834
wew. no, it's never that cruel

>>381613543
Is it just me or are Sugu's sugus getting bigger every game?

>>381591306
>I've never used le reddit in my life. I double spaced because it was just a last add on comment.
Buttmad Redditor

File: 1480234014555.jpg (333KB, 1920x1080px) Image search: [Google]

333KB, 1920x1080px

>>381615374
everyone had a boobjob. even the people who didn't need them

>>381614834
No she's a mary sue.

But in the games you can turn her into Yun-yun.

File: Strea-Hollow_Fragment.png (180KB, 508x720px) Image search: [Google]

180KB, 508x720px

>>381615456
Strea was always pretty big

File: 1485509349108.jpg (465KB, 1920x1080px) Image search: [Google]

465KB, 1920x1080px

>asuna

>>381614598
damn, I wish I could play it on my pc

File: 1471325106665.jpg (264KB, 1920x1080px) Image search: [Google]

264KB, 1920x1080px

>>381615583
strea's a titty monster and that's fine by me

File: explosive get.png (311KB, 1260x660px) Image search: [Google]

311KB, 1260x660px

>>381598872
>not appreciating the beauty of a perfectly casted explosion

>>381602329
It's called The Terminator.

File: .jpg (264KB, 1920x1080px) Image search: [Google]

264KB, 1920x1080px

>>381615804
why did literally everyone want to use you as a pillow?

>>381615609
Can Kirito's GLOP juice cure AIDS?

File: .jpg (285KB, 1920x1080px) Image search: [Google]

285KB, 1920x1080px

>>381616202
or a heater I guess

File: 1485834993683.jpg (287KB, 1920x1080px) Image search: [Google]

287KB, 1920x1080px

>>381616202
because then it's not really cheating on asuna. it's just friendly, platonic spending the night together in the same bed touching each other

>>381616274
yuuki's making a full recovery in this continuity, so it is a very real possibility

File: 1423953484813.gif (771KB, 500x285px) Image search: [Google]

771KB, 500x285px

>>381616276
That belly was literally made to cum on.

File: 1469158204377.jpg (325KB, 960x1632px) Image search: [Google]

325KB, 960x1632px

>think about the wifey, man

>>381599148
>Dullahan is a chill guy that wants to relax in his castle of death but adventurers keep harassing him
>Lich is a failed businesswoman
>Golem is a successful businessman and enjoys being an asshole

I love how most of the Demon King's subordinates are hilariously nice people. I bet the Demon King himself is probably a nice guy with a bad reputation, the only actual evil villain we have seen so far is the Death Slime.

File: 1475205548325.jpg (93KB, 960x544px) Image search: [Google]

93KB, 960x544px

>>381616549
all of her was

File: 1.jpg (418KB, 1920x1080px) Image search: [Google]

418KB, 1920x1080px

Why is Agil so perfect?

I couldn't get past the gameplay in that $2 game. Are the other games better? It wasj ust like the worst kind of IMOQ shit rolled up all in to one.

>>381616596
>Mfw Klein is best girl
>No fem-Kirito option to date Klein with

File: 20161130013011.jpg (345KB, 1920x1080px) Image search: [Google]

345KB, 1920x1080px

>>381616805
Agil had a hard life

File: 1488960584367.jpg (504KB, 1920x1080px) Image search: [Google]

504KB, 1920x1080px

>>381616805
>walk around town holding hands with haremette
>agil looks proud and talks wistfully about young love
he's a great man and i'm glad he's relaxed his stance on extramarital relationships but is also willing to get in bed and cuddle

it's fucking bullshit eugeo is the first guy to have bed CGs when klein and agil have been there from the beginning

File: 20161202202754.jpg (304KB, 1920x1080px) Image search: [Google]

304KB, 1920x1080px

>>381616596
>it's another episode of Asuna won't stop spamming mail about partying as you haven't talked to her in days

File: .jpg (272KB, 1920x1080px) Image search: [Google]

272KB, 1920x1080px

>trophy screenshot was done mid-blink
well done PS4

I want to breed Sinon.

Asuna is for fags with a tsundere fetish
Silica is for loli fetishest
Sugu is for incest fetish
Then who is lisbeth for?

File: 1473480463934.jpg (168KB, 960x544px) Image search: [Google]

168KB, 960x544px

>>381616912
IMOQ had you flipping into menus to slowly cast anything and zero immediacy, and the zones were all instances based on keywords, whereas the hollow area was one giant map

HF had eight hotkeys, a proper palette, an arpg combo system that let you chain special attacks into each other, and a just-frame dodge mechanic. did you drop the game early on? anyway the other games have more actiony combat and most people think they have better gameplay

>>381617367
this is sublime

>>381617479
freckles, dumbass

>>381617479
Patricians

File: 1470659311229.jpg (93KB, 960x544px) Image search: [Google]

93KB, 960x544px

>>381617479
people who like honest homewreckers. and anyone who liked warmth of the heart and thought it was a better basis for a relationship than the stuff with asuna

>>381617479
People with good taste

>>381617479
All are for dumb faggots, SAO is bottom of the barrel trash.

>>381596242
The sight of Asuna makes my penis very hard. To each their own I guess.

>>381617505
Never watched SAO and I still don't care about it to this day but I'm surprised about how good the PS4 version of HF is. Because of the structure of the game it's actually fun to explore stuff and progress in the game.
RPG these days feel more like cinematic walking simulator than games.

File: 1477743226251.jpg (422KB, 1097x1500px) Image search: [Google]

422KB, 1097x1500px

>>381617854
asuna is alright

>>381617805
I'm... sorry you had to read through an entire 300 post thread for a series you hate? I think. I mean, nobody asked you to do that.

File: 20161123155413.jpg (203KB, 1920x1080px) Image search: [Google]

203KB, 1920x1080px

>game is a beta for story purposes
>was super easy to go out of bound to the point you thought it might be intentional
>that one area had a monster listed as being there but not in any event that could show up there
>go explore out of bound
>find nothing
>kirito actually comments on how he didn't find any bugs, or even clipping
oh well, felt like it could've been interesting

>>381617950
I replied to one post I saw on the front page without entering the thread. SAO is trash.

>>381617861
it liked how you could actually see how the parts of the hollow area connected to each other. go into field three, and you can see the buildings and shit of field one in the distance

>>381617950
i really doubt the guy read through the thread

it's usually just drop into thread when you see OP of a thing you hate, call everyone involved a fag, then leave

>>381590824
>Mother's Basement

SAO isn't good but Mother's Basement is someone who should be sodomized and dismembered

>>381591109
>Watching e-celebs

SAO Abridged suffers too much from being on the quality level of coherent yet forgettable seasonal, like Maidragon. Yeah it's better than the source but that's not something to be proud of. Going from bad to functional mediocrity isn't a good enough quality jump

File: 1470683283476.jpg (480KB, 1280x1889px) Image search: [Google]

480KB, 1280x1889px

>>381617963
>no space boss battle

>>381591962
Those game excuses don't work for me. Overlord is even more fucked up as a game but it's better than SAO.

SAO has other issues and being a full retard game isn't one of the main ones.

File: 1498271475695.jpg (51KB, 1268x658px) Image search: [Google]

51KB, 1268x658px

>>381580723
Nah, the future will be all about mini waifus controlling your house.
https://youtu.be/nkcKaNqfykg

go back to /a/ with your horrible taste in anime

>>381596242
We need to start carving up and raping the nipponese apologists who like it.

SAO is the devil. We need to kill it's author and fuck his corpse. Then do the same to Stephanie Meyer and George Lucas. All hack writers need to be hacked to pieces and their chopped off limbs ejaculated into like a onahole.

>>381616276

is this hollow fragment or the newer one?

File: Konosuba_04_8.jpg (407KB, 1280x720px) Image search: [Google]

407KB, 1280x720px

>>381580723
No, because you see:
Asuna is a shit wife.

Call me when it's "Wake me up, Megumin"

File: 1484252642306.jpg (501KB, 1280x720px) Image search: [Google]

501KB, 1280x720px

>>381618647
new one

File: 2014-08-21-053502.jpg (105KB, 960x544px) Image search: [Google]

105KB, 960x544px

>>381618647
it's hollow realization, the newer one

HF would be this

>>381617924
Is this new Alice girl after his D too?

>>381618680
is this the new popular seasonal thing? i liked the clesta doujins

>>381600280
.hack is sleep inducing with games shittier than SAO's show.

>>381580723
kyo wa isogashii ne ganbarou~

>>381618863
>New
It's over three years old

>>381618858
alice isn't really new

her original consciousness left to go be with eugeo, then the empty avatar left behind fell in love with kirito. she uploaded herself into a toaster body, broke herself into pieces then mailed herself to kirito's house to introduce herself to his parents, and now she's the only one openly fighting asuna, with her main disadvantage being the lack of vagina

>>381618970
fug

File: 1471134637741.jpg (865KB, 1100x1264px) Image search: [Google]

865KB, 1100x1264px

>>381618786
>Sinon and Kirito have top tier bantz and chemistry
>He'll never look at her romantically because he's with Asuna
>He has zero chemistry with Asuna

Why do good things never happen?

>>381580723
Nep's is better imo

>>381600359
That's why we should kill the apologists.

All who ironically defend filth just to pretend they are reasonable should know death by those with superior taste in anime.

>>381618031
Right on. We still need to begin the taste war and kill the remaining apologists and the contrarians.

No one who likes or even tolerates SAO deserves to live. Having good taste in anime is how you get to keep your life

>>381619167
stop

>>381618680
Megumeme is boring/Konosuba is mediocre.

Yeah SAO is a special level of bad but I look down on mediocrity too.

File: 1407799900350.gif (968KB, 476x338px) Image search: [Google]

968KB, 476x338px

>>381619225
If nice things happened in the first place, Accel World would be the popular one and we wouldn't be stuck with twenty single player games with unironic MMO combat.

File: 1480647321187.jpg (256KB, 1920x1080px) Image search: [Google]

256KB, 1920x1080px

>>381619167
delet

>>381619225
there was that noncanon harem ending that the original writer did as a "joke" that followed from the web novel ending of alicization. who knows. maybe if SAO starts doing absolutely atrociously in sales they'll mix it up a bit

>>381619364
Accel World's anti self-insert is too much of a casual barrier.

He's like Subaru but with way less subtlety

>>381619364
yeah instead we'd have really bad fighting games or anime tie-in arena fighters

also Accel World got two games, where SAO got four, and one of those four is half an accel world game. it's not that bad

>>381619364
At least SAO's games are passable/the copycats never become as bad as it's show. Closest to the latter is Danmachi and Re:Zero.

File: 1482007612060.jpg (416KB, 1200x1762px) Image search: [Google]

416KB, 1200x1762px

>>381619450
if you can get past him being a fat pig he's still pretty good wish fulfillment. better harem than kirito's, kyh is an infinitely better main haremette than asuna, silver crow's gimmicks are more interesting than a guy who's really good at swords, and there's too much fat ugly old man hentai in existence for me to write him off as a legitimate self insert for otaku

File: 1497401193483.png (274KB, 750x750px) Image search: [Google]

274KB, 750x750px

>pay money to have the text translated
>her stories aren't translated.

File: nep.webm (1MB, 720x1280px) Image search: [Google]

1MB, 720x1280px

>>381619234

File: fumufumu.jpg (133KB, 695x900px) Image search: [Google]

133KB, 695x900px

>>381601837
>>381601717
>>381602715

File: 1498134848972.png (501KB, 934x468px) Image search: [Google]

501KB, 934x468px

>>381618680
>not "Blow Me Up Megumin"
>when your phone reaches the set time, Megumin starts chanting and you have 10 seconds to interrupt her or your phone detonates and kills you

Sounds like an exciting way to start the day!

>>381613950
You could find that image on literally any hentai site.