You have 30 seconds to tell me why you don't play Overwatch

Do they just do the noses ironically now?

>>381569029
>babbys first fps

lack of pc lack of money(i'm typing this on a chromebook)

It's not fun anymore

>>381569029
I do. I can't play ad John Marston in any other fps as far as I know

Weapons are like quarter of the screen and particle effects everywhere. Who plays a game like that?

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i played overwatch to kill time until something actually interesting came out (tomb raider for ps4). it was fun for a while but ultimately mind numbingly repetitive. it got boring in a few weeks but i kept playing anyway because i had nothing else going at the time. really glad my cousin bought it off me, fucking waste of money

sad to say it was a dick buy, fucking /v/ memed me into it

>>381569029
I never play MP

don't play PC

bad at shooters

>>381569029
Its too casual and you feel that through every single design decision they took

>fuckhuge hitboxes
>low tickrate
>6 man team sizes to make things more chaotic and casual when 3 or 4 would be perfect
>you are at the ceil skeiling with half the cast after 5 hours of play

>>381569204
Its not even an fps its a moba

>>381569029
Why do they all look like trannies?

>>381569029
Nuke tumblr

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>>381569345
at least there was a ton of good fan made fap bait to keep me half interested for a few months

>>381569509
>>381569524
thanks for the (You)s dumb faggots

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meta changes too fast for my taste. every month character i like to play gets nerfed to ground and its no fun so thats why uninstalled game and never going to touch it until i hear they make game balanced from the community.

I don't play shitty casual retard team games, sorry.

>>381569029
I don't pay for F2P games

>>381569570
>(You)s
>on an OP
More like (New) am I right

>>381569507
>Its not even an fps its a moba

Don't lump dota in with overwatch, dota has actual depth and room for creative use of it's mechanics.

>>381569570
I hope the mental scarring and having that trash on your HDD was worth it.

>>381569687
Well then lets just say OW is the typical neo blizzard game

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>>381569029
>that mercy
JFC

>>381569570
Ok newfag.

You shouldn't act like its a good thing.

>>381569029
I do, pretty good for a casual sunday with my bros except there's people that actually care about winning sometimes and need to chill but we just ignore them.

I'm not a stupid gaijin that plays games for the lowest common denominator

>>381569029
I do, every other couple of weeks for a few days.
It doesn't hold my attention for much longer, but a quick game here and there is always fun.
Used to play TF2 like this back in the day.

>>381569624
Are you shitting me?

The meta usually stays the same for month since blizzard wont ever balance shit, they take way to long to deliver on content and balance

Its one of the reasons i quit

And when they balance they do everything wrong and balance dumb stuff the reddit/forum community who cant play for shit complains about

The matchmaking is terrible for solo players. I got a refund. Thanks blizz.

>>381569930
t. pharah player

>>381569648
>I don't have friends, sorry
fixed that for u

I dont want to spend money on it.

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>>381569029
They're really going for the "Jester from The Hunchback of Notre Dame" look, aren't they?

I don't like video games.

>>381569029
You explained it yourself with that pic alone.

>>381569029
Because they capitalized on this stupidass Disney Pixar Renaissance that seems to be going on now. I bet anything if you showed someone who's never seen those movies a lineup of all the Pixar and all the overwatch characters they wouldn't be able to separate them. Plus the community is awful. "We need a widow so YOU switch, I don't want to"

>>381570082
No i hate pharah

But how would you deduct from my post that i play pharah?

If i actually would play pharah i would like that they never balance since she has been OP for 6 month now

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Because i grew bored of mobas by the time 3rd season league of legends rolled out.

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Why are Symmetra's shoulders so wide....

>>381569029
I have downs but this game is just too autistic for me.
I expect atleast some kind of quality.
Not some lol dota bf or mw tier game

>>381570256
The shorts are the worst for looking like shitty Pixar ripoffs.

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I miss old TF2

>>381570110
it's tumblr; "ugly is so lit rn"

My Internet is shit

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I'm busy fapping to it.

What the fuck is with the red noses? Noses are not red like that.

>>381569029
>visible division between nose shades

what the fuck is going on here

I get the tumblr nose thing normally because some people do have red noses, but it's more of a fade, not suddenly and sharply turning red at a certain point.

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>>381569029
My toaster is shitty so I get 12-20 frames if I play any mode besides vs. AI

>>381570876
WOW, way to be racist. go back to /pol/

>>381570876
That's not the point. The point is it looks like Disney so all these young children who are driving and voting now feel nostalgic toward it and give it lots of views and positive comments and patreon money. That's why every "artist" does it the same way, its mechanical.

>>381570785
they have a cold

>>381570089
not him but all my friends and i bought it on release and none of us have played since the chinese new year event because it's not fun. it's all the stress of the competitive game but without the fun part. it stays the same for months and months and becomes so stale just the thought of playing it is unanimously shot down

>>381569029
repetitive

>>381569029
Who draws this shit and thinks "yes. this is good art"

>>381569029
I play better shooters in any aspect you can think of...