>enter a username
>press any key
>sorry that name is taken
>how about: fuckfart1234
>gregor has joined the Red Team
>Everything is taken
>Settle for something shitty just to start playing
>Find out you can't change it later
>spend tons of time fussing over what the username should be
>finally get one I like
>turns out that's the account name and it's not displayed in game
>most games still don't do the "your name can be whatever" thing steam does
>>381560114
Mister Lister
>enter email address
>"That email address is already registered"
>username is permanent
>think up an edgy name
>add a fuckton of numbers to replace some of the letters
>name is devided by an underscore e.g. Jack_J4C320N
>mfw name looks pretty cool years later
>mfw my name is unisex
>mfw people always get my actual sex wrong
>mfe i have no face
>>381562194
>Hello unisex, I'm Dad
>>381563116