On a serious note

that whole thing about dolphins is literally a meme from here and you go spouting it like fact without even bothering to validate
not even addressing your post, this kind of person fucking annoys me though, don't say something as a fact unless you know it is

>>381560514
i read this guys' book
http://jezebel.com/a-chat-with-malcolm-brenner-man-famous-for-having-sex-1685059436

>>381560514
You ever tried not being super autistic?

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>>381559936
>What would sex with mipha be like?

>>381560737
>that whole post an Im autistic
>>381560649
One man who fucked a dolphin vs no zoologists or researchers backing us the claim or finding anything similar

>>381560861
You did forever ruin it for me. I forgot Zora lay eggs. This is probably how it's done. Fuck.

>>381561140
>no zoologists or researchers backing us the claim or finding anything similar
Yeah but did they fuck any dolphins? Checkmate science.

>>381561207
So I'm right then

>>381560861
Like this, thread's over.

>>381561180
>zora lay eggs
Sauce?

>>381560861
Good question, lets ask Fururama
https://youtu.be/dOLaTBMxmbk?t=13s

>>381560861
why post this you humongous faggot, now my dreams are ruined

>>381561312
Majoras Mask.
Searching for Zora Eggs.

>>381561312
Majora's Mask. You need to retrieve Lulu's eggs from the Gerudo.

Was it ever confirmed if Mikau was the father?

>>381561428
Dont blame me, blame Science.

>>381561207
>>381561272
http://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/nova-scotia/dolphin-sex-research-dalhousie-university-scientist-bottlenose-1.4084583

Just had a thought.
>My dick smells like dead fish.
>Mipha is a dead fish.
>My dick smells like Mipha.

>>381561597
literally nowhere in there it says about chemicals making you cum forever

>>381561774
Yes, i just posted it because it is the lattes scientific thing about dolphin vaginas and penises

>>381560861
>you will never cum inside water and watch your sperms slowly swim into mipohas egss

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On a more sincere serious not, what do you think her Amiibo will do? Weapen chest for her champion weapon along with some fish ingredients?

>>381561296
She could still be fertilized internally. Mikau was surprised by the eggs and they were stolen suddenly, already fertilized.

I don't think he'd have that kind of reaction if he jerked off on them.

>>381562137
Looks really cheap

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delicious fish

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>>381562137
>On a more sincere serious not, what do you think her Amiibo will do?
Many many "SoF - Mipha" Videos on Xhamster.

>>381562376
You act surprised despite the quality of the current ones already in circulation.

>>381561981

orbits

>>381562894
more?

>>381561561
>Was it ever confirmed if Mikau was the father?
The game certainly implies that.

Though Lulu is a terrible mother since she cares more about the concert and getting her voice back than about her 7 newborn children

>>381563478
You obviously repost the video from >>381561394 Anon

>>381560861
>"I've made a huge mistake"

>>381562167
Or maybe Lulu's stalker was the one who jerked off on them

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will there ever be another game that lets you turn into a cute fish?

>>381564963
Hopefully

I'm more curious about

>How do Gorons reproduce?
>What do Kokiri do when they feel romantic feelings?

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Cute

>>381567363
I want to do dirty things to that fish.

>>381567363
That looks lewd.

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>>381559936
Isn't it canon that Zoras are the breed as a result of Hylians x Fish?

Ritos are also canon evolved from Zoras as well.

But if Zoras are still around when there are Ritos (BotW), then how is that possible? Christianity= 1, Evolution= 0

Also, why the fuck would there be Ritos and absolutely no Zoras in Wind Waker? Wouldn't it make more sense for there to be a whole FUCKTON of Zoras since the world is mostly water?

Also an interesting tidbit is that Ritos are way more Hylian looking in WW, where they're still Bird-like in BotW. So WW must take place a good chunk of time after BotW probably.

>>381562137
>gives you fish ingredients

literally why would she support you eating her kind you nasty fuck

>>381567293
>How do Gorons reproduce?
They probably do it asexually

>What do Kokiri do when they feel romantic feelings?
Better question is what can they do? Saria didn't even bother sexing up Link in Orcatina of Time

>>381567293
>how do gorons reproduce?
In of the opinion that there are male and female gorons but they both look identical to us

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>>381567942
>It's canon that a hylian had sex with a fish

>>381568048
Zora eat fish themselves

>>381567567
Pretty sure it was Nintended

>>381568142
>Better question is what can they do?
Sick stuff like holding hands and pecks on the cheeks

>>381567942
the only explanation

a bird fucked a fish