Are you a gamer?

do you like any game made before 2000?

Fallout 3 /4 or Fallout New Vegas?

Are traps gay?

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>>381551307

Can love bloom on the battlefield?

What's the Sorium/Fuel conversion ratio in Aurora 4X?

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>>381551307
"What's your favorite game?"
If I know the game they say, it's not obscure enough and they are not a true gamer.

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kojima or todd?

do you like video games?

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>>381551529

What's the deal with airline food?

>>381551307
""""""""""""""""""""""""Gamers"""""""""""""""""""""""" are like vegans, they tell you they are without you even asking.

>>381551307
What is a man?

>>381551529
Trick question.

>>381551643
Both are fucking awful

>>381551307
Which would you prefer?
>An arrow in the knee
>Nuclear winter

They better fucking answer with Nuclear Winter

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>>381551529
guess 1 and 2 are not a thing anymore these days

>>381551769
A miserable little pile of secrets.
Damn that conversation between richter and dracula is weird

>>381551643
todd. kojimbo makes movies, not games.

>>381551965
Saying arrow in the knee out loud disaqualifies you from being a true gamer

Are you a virgin?

>>381551529
trick question, they're suppose to answer Fallout 2

>>381551307
>Unreal or Quake?

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>>381551307
Ask them to show you their dick.

If it's a manly dick=no true gamer, if it's a feminine dick=true gamer. Simple.

>>381551529
Eh

>>381551307
How old are you

Anything below 30 is an automatic fail

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>>381552243
Say that to my face, nigga.

>>381552167
>autism speaks
todd over kojeeema

>>381551307
Dota or LoL?

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>>381552269
>it's a feminine dick

What did he mean by this?

>>381552247
The correct answer is Quake

The cake is a lie

>>381552391
Trick question. Moba in general is shit

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>>381552430
Huh?

TW3 IS THE BEST OF ALL TIME?!
TW3 IS THE BEST OF ALL TIME!?

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>>381551307
did you like DX?

>>381551307
Who is the protagonist of the Zelda series?

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>>381552391
>f2p multi-faggot faggle arenas
pls go

>>381551529
WRPGs are as normie as they get. Might as well ask if they play Skyrim.

>>381551307
Do you like mubkips?

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What's the name of the creative director of your favorite game?

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>>381552548
>>381552449
Lmao easy (you)s

But honestly Dota is one of the games with the hardest learning curves out there, dont just ironically hate it because the bandwaggon of /v/ casuals who cant handle anything slightly competitive told you so

>>381551367
Dunno
>>381551383
Yes
>>381551529
All shit
>>381551531
Yes
>>381551553
Fuck off
>>381551559
Are you autistic

>>381551307
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Man1oy4Xh_0

If they don't understand 90% of the references they're normies.

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>>381552713
Fuck off with your shit taste

>>381552713
I played LoL for 4 or 5 years before I got sick of the game and sick of what the devs were doing with it.
Tried Dota not much later and couldn't get into it at all.

>>381551307
What games do you like?

If he answers with any of the following:
>assfaggots
>any blizzshit past 2008
>valveshit
>ea shit
he's just a casual

<>< lvl?

>>381551307
Please tell me she had sex in that

>>381552546
is this a trick question the name is in the title?
unless you mean antagonist, maybe?

>>381552824
Said the turbo casual who hates competitive games

>>381552759
What is "The cake is a lie" for 2017?

>>381552740
What's that song man? Please help.

>>381551307
Who is this angel?

>>381552759
LUL

>>381551307
WHO
ARE
YOUUUUUUUUUUUU

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>>381551307
>Do you shit in your pants every now and then anon?

>>381553018
"itty bitty baby"

>>381553037
Brodyquest by Neil C
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ygI-2F8ApUM

>>381553102
fuck off lollipop dicksucker

>>381552825
Id say it takes a good 1000 hours to even be somewhat capable in dota, but you dont even notice how ass you are at first because you are only matched with other turds, i played Dota since 2006, then Hon, then Dota2.

But ironically i also couldnt stand what valve did with the game in the last two years since they keep making it more "spectator friendly" aka more casual, so i stopped playing.

Twitch ruined competitive gaming, since everything needs to be understandable for viewers nowadays.

>>381551307
What's your favourite eroge?

>>381552759
post the edit

What do you think of niggers in video games?

>>381553172
>Twitch ruined competitive gaming
Twitch is the reason it's so popular. It didn't ruin it at all

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>>381551529
this question is always the question to ask

>>381553249
can i kill them?

>>381553150
Thanks man.

>>381552713

i dont know whats more embarassing, me falling for this shit bait or you actually believing this.

>>381553252
Meh i liked the complexities dota had and all the little shit you had to know, but they slowly keep removing all those things.

And there was competitive gaming way before streaming was a thing.
All competitive games do get adapted to the twitch viewerbase nowadays so it does have an influence on actual gameplay in competitive gaming.

And i would argue that influence is negative.

>>381552853

if you consider getting pissed on while licking a dirty toilet seat is "having sex", then yes

>>381553426
I actually do believe it because its true.

In what sense is a game that requires shitloads of time to get decent at "casual"?

You are just shittalking it because its the general opinion on here and you gotta follow the bandwaggon, you probably didnt play it at all or not for long.

Show me someone with a high rank in dota2 that has a low playtime and is not a smurf, protip you cant.

>>381551307
Whats your favorite 2d mario.
Only correct choices are 2 (jap), 3, or world.

Ezpz.
>What's your favorite DooM level?
If they say e#m#, you know they're power level is high enough to warrant further discussions.

How many pieces does the Biforce have in Zelda ?

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>>381551640
That's just you being a catty little faggot. It doesn't reveal anything about the person you're talking to.

The real method is to ask them what their favorite game is and then count the number of qualifying questions they ask or qualifying statements they make. "We talking about RPGs? Or all games? Do entire franchises count or just individual games?"

No one who actually does this as a hobby has one single favorite game, they have four or five favorite games they like for different reasons.

>>381551307

>hand them second player controller
>pop in random, non-Smash Bros. fighting game

Wanna play?

How many gaming related tattoos do you have?

>>381552713
Game is ez

movement is ass

>>381553559

Name one (1) game in which the highest rated players dont have a high playtime.

Dota and it's ilk is a watered down warcraft 3, that's it.

>>381553752
Easy two triforce tatoos and the one up mushroom from Super mario bros!

>>381552713

>Dota
>competitive

lel

Have you ever purchased a video card?

>>381553827
>Name one (1) game in which the highest rated players dont have a high playtime.

If the game wouldnt need skill you wouldnt need a high playtime to be the best at it.
They build skill in that time because the skill floor is high.
Checkmate.

>Dota and it's ilk is a watered down warcraft 3, that's it.

Thats the dumbest bandwaggon argument from casuals on /v/ that played neither of these games competitively.

>>381551529
Normies like NV and think 4 was a step down, though.

>>381552515
YES.

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>>381553910
Yeah dude I love'em.

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>>381552825
>>381552713

>spoilering your opinions on a video game

This is how i know mobas are garbage.(other than having played them and witnessed the community)

When the fucking fanbase is embarrassed to talk about it, you know your games are shit

>>381551307
She's cute, does she do anal?

>>381552737

°^~*kys*~^°

>>381554158
I spoilered it because it was a conversation with that single anon you massive mongoloid.

Of course social inept failures at live at a competitive teambased game.

They crack under any pressure if they have to actually achieve something live even if its just in a videogame, and they are shit at socializing so they hate team based things all the more.

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>>381554003
normies like 3 and 4 and skyrim.

At what age did you beat ghouls and ghosts on original hardware?

>>381554285
*at live hate a

<<381554351
dumb phoneposter

Ranch

Or cool ranch

>>381551643
who?

>>381551643
I prefer you call me by my first name.

>>381551965
I'd rather get married than die miserably in a post apocalyptic world, so I take the first

>>381553668
That's exactly how I'd respond. I like this answer.

Do you like video games?

What's your favorite DMC? If the answer is anything but 1 or 3 they're not worth your time. You could also ask about Saint's Row, if they say their favorite isn't 2 then fuck 'em
>>381554401
>there are people who don't like cool ranch

>>381551726
this

>>381553018
>The cake is a lie
>Arrow to the knee
>HE
>T H I C C
>Whatever normalfag meme is popular right now

>>381552092
Cute ducko.

>>381551307
>pic of pornstar
>tru3 gamur
fucking underages why the fuck are you on the internet instead of finishing highschool?

>>381554285
>I spoilered it because it was a conversation with that single anon you massive mongoloid.

Nice damage control. you knew you would get torn to shreds for such shit taste and prayed people would just scroll past.

Again: Mobafags are fully aware their games are embarrassing to discuss outside of /vg/ containment threads, now fuck off back to it.

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>>381553076
only when I sit on the toilet

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>>381554832
nice

Have you ever beaten an Advance Wars game on hard mode?

>>381554830
>Nice damage control. you knew you would get torn to shreds for such shit taste and prayed people would just scroll past.

That wasnt an attempt at damage controll, what you are doing right now is damage controll because i showed everyone how massively retarded you are.

>Again: Mobafags are fully aware their games are embarrassing to discuss outside of /vg/ containment threads, now fuck off back to it.

Thanks ill stay here and actually discuss videogames.
Go back to /b/ or /pol/ or whatever shithole you came from

>>381553668
This. If "what's your favorite game?" isn't a difficult question for you, especially when you're put on the spot, then video games are not your main hobby. There's just no way.

How about who fucking cares and let people enjoy what they want regardless of magnitude. Game erry day or once a week. Just enjoy what you want.

What is the nature of a man

>>381554158
Vermin has a better disgusted face but I agree.

>>381551559
get away from me creep

>>381555171
>>381554158
>you will never ever get a R* Warriors game sequel or remake

>>381552092
they're a different genre fuck head.

>>381555027
People care because they'd like to meet other people who care just as much of the medium as they do. The problem is that there's a lot of misinformation and patronizing out there. Stupid ass "lol I'm such a nerd" shit gets people pissed off and for a good reason. People are looking for a friend but when there are so many fake attention whores, it becomes difficult to trust anyone.

I feel really bad for movie lovers because their medium has devolved into a homogeneous, cancerous blob of casual trash. It's so hard to find anything new or interesting anymore that's not purposefully trying it's best to be completely pretentious, but I guess that's what happens when an art form is a hundred years old. I can easily see video games on the same path too.

>>381555025
you know people can think up their favourite game beforehand

>>381555327
No need for a remake since the original was already perfect but a sequel would be neat.

>>381555415
If they don't even mention something along the lines of "but this one is a really close second" then they can fuck off.

>>381552868
I am probably falling for a bait, but please, kys.

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>>381552418
>2/3 of them are useless now

>>381553904
Houndeye, Alien Grunt and Bullsquid?

Does the Alien Grunt have a different name?

>>381555485
>perfect
It was ugly as hell, but so was every R* game back then I guess

>>381553904
>ifunny mark
Just using that shows you are not a real gamer.

>>381555415
>you know people can think up their favourite game beforehand
You're ignoring the point, you fucking child.

If you're actually a gamer, you don't have a single favorite game. It would be like asking a scholar what their favorite book is or a chef what their favorite food is. A scholar and a chef will both have a short list of "favorites" that they prefer for different reasons.

If someone tells you they only have 1 favorite game, then they probably haven't played that many games. Therefore, their opinion on games is worse less than horse shit.

>>381555791
This. I can come up with games I'll keep coming back to, but I don't have a definitive favourite.

Even then, I consider myself to not have played many games.

>>381554182
She is basically the slut queen of gangbangs, so go figure.

"Do you think Spike from Ape Escape and Kat from Gravity Rush look cute together?"

>>381555953
stop badmouthing my 3d waifu, she is pure and cute and would never do such dirty things

>>381553172
>it takes a good 1000 hours to even be somewhat capable in x
that's not a point in its favour dumbfuck

Have you beaten Liberty Island on Deus Ex ?

>>381551640
PARTY ROCKERS IN THE HOUSE TONIGHT

>>381554290
3 and NV are their two favourites, though.

I wish /v/ would stop pretending that NV was universally panned when the exact opposite is true.

>>381556383
It very much is a point in its favor if the argument is "the game is casual"

Get some reading comprehension, dumbfuck.

What's your favourite game?

>>381551307
Do you play videogames?

That's the only question.

>>381551307
UNATCO?

>>381554737
>HE
>T H I C C
>Normie shit
It's reddit shit
>inb4 reddit is normie
Nah, they're in the horrible limbo between being normies and neets

>>381556724
No, Savage.

>>381556638
So much this. Lot s of my normie/Chas friends (mostly console players) don't have shit taste and prefer NV. They even point out the same reasons we do, like dialogue. Surprisingly, they even say the old numerical skill system is better.

>>381554149
What is this? Counterfeit Magic the Gathering?

>>381551307
If they use the term gamer, they are casualshit normies.

>>381557715
Counterfeit: The Laundering

>>381551307
Have you ever played Labyrinth or Hyperbowl?

If they answer no then they're either children or normalfags

>>381551307
Is the cake a lie?

>>381551307
That's a beautiful girl. What's her name?

>>381551307
which metal gear solid was your favorite and why?

>>381551307
cute girl, are there any more pictures of her?

>>381552243
You mean Fallout (Tactics)

>>381554830
Other anon here. Spoilered because it was outside the scope of the thread.

Tetris or Puyo Puyo?

>>381551307
Who do you main?

>>381552713
>Haha I was baiting! Tricked xdddd!
I actually like ASSFAGGOTS don't make fun of me. :(

>>381551529
Fallout 2, please.

>>381552098
this is not news.

>>381553048
>>381553069
>>381558749
>>381560383
Um, Anon...

>>381560802
Well its always fun to make fun of the retards who blindly shit on dota because they cant into competitive gaming

But some people just dont have the learning capacity and the will i guess

>>381556146
>my 3d waifu
Get out.

>>381561294
Or they just aren't interested in playing it? I have never liked the original DotA. I've played a bit of early LoL, but I think the genre overall has some poor design choices and the gameplay is absolutely not appealing to me. I don't know how different DotA 2 is. I'm not buying the high skill ceiling meme and I haven't been over 10 years ago. Most of the "skill" is just memorization.

Sasha Grey or Mia Khalifa?

>>381561983
>Most of the "skill" is just memorization.

Memorization is a big part of a skillset in every single competitive game.
But you also have to apply what you learned, its called decision making and positioning.

>>381551553
That's a really stupid question, Otacon

>>381562104
Asa Akira

>>381562204
>Memorization is a big part of a skillset in every single competitive game.
Depends and it doesn't have to be. It doesn't make a game better by itself, but it can make it worse by being tedious just for the sake of it. Just because I have a lot of shit to remember doesn't mean there are automatically interesting decisions to make. I don't think these games have as much depth as people make it seem. Go ahead and claim otherwise.

>>381551307
How many Dragon Dildos do you own?

>>381551307
Are you on the spectrum ?

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>>381562104
sasha

>>381551529
4

suck my cock sperglord

>>381562104
Sasha all the way

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>>381552430
>>381552247
Back in the day only normalfags played Quake.
still fucking loved it this

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>>381552269
Just leaving this here.

>>381551367
fpbp

>>381557224
Reddit is huge, the larger subreddits are as normalfag as it gets.

>>381562104
>liking normie pornstars

>>381563467
she looks much better than her porn.

>>381564767
Which one would you root for then

>>381551307
which persona game is the best

>>381565696
neither because they're all weebshit kys faggot

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>>381565825
>he thinks persona starts at 3

What's your favourite roguelike?

>Huh?
Not a gamer

>I don't play them
Not a gamer worth talking to

>FTL / other roguelite
Stupid gamer

>Dungeons of dredmor / Stone soup, etc
Gamer with bad taste

>Nethack, Adom, Brogue, etc
Gamer with good taste.

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>>381551307
Do you own a pc or console?
>"No I game on my phone"

>>381551307
>true gamer

Please enroll in summer school. Don't you have a magical disney family vacation to go on?

>>381551367
And if the answer is "yes", then they surely are not "true gamers". Only normies use the cringeworthy term "gamer".

>>381566612
Do you have a better term for someone invested in the games industry? Fussing over the semantics is pointless, all the labels do the job

>>381566721
>fussing

IT'S WHAT WE DO

>>381566305
>Do you own a pc or console?
>PC
>Nice, what are your specs ?
>Dunno, it's alienware tho, probably better than your PC, lol

>>381566721
The way I see it, somebody who reads books would not label themselves as "book readers". They would just say, "I read books". That's why I find "gamer" a retarded term, when people could just say "I play video games", or ask others "Do you play video games?", instead of "Are you a gamer?".

>>381567043
Someone who reads the occasional chick novel isn't particularly invested in the writing industry.

Likewise plenty of people can play shitty mobile or casual or popular AAA releases and have practically zero investment in the videogames industry

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>>381551307
She left the industry before doing a double and triple anal scene

>>381562104
Anri Okita

>>381562204

>dota
>competitive

Oh fuck off already, dota is for pussies to LARP playing a competitive game because they sucked too much to play a real competitive game like Warcraft 3, or any 1v1 game.

All you do is bitch at your teammates and blame them when you lose.
How can you call MOBA's competitive when you spend 30 minutes of the game walking back and forth "last hitting" creeps, then you just walk up to someone and hit Q and right click them and they die

It's pathetic and a cancerous genre, It's only popular because people are too much of egotistical babies to handle losing in 1v1 games.

>>381551307
Who is this pure maiden?

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>>381567713