What would you do if you had his powers?

>>381549391
jerk off

>>381549391
fuck Daisy Ridleys asshole

>>381549391
I'd probably use it on animals. Never people though.

mindcontrol a hot white girl and get fucked by niggers

>>381549391
rape something

>>381549391
see what it's like to walk without pain

what's this new meme

>>381549694
nintendo is enabling rape culture as well a cultural appropriation

Make rule34 of Mario's new sentient hat.

>>381549391
lots of shrooms

>>381549749
Oh good, its about time someone did.

>>381549391
omnicide

>>381549391
Possess Trump and shit on his desk, and watch the confusion on his staff's faces
That's it

>>381549912
reported ;)

>>381549391
Possess the richest man in the world, obviously

>>381549391
Straight shota as many people as I can as a hot chick

>>381549391
I would use it on that cute girl I secretly have a crush on at college, just to see what it's like to be cute.

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>>381549391

>inb4 edgy kids are talking about stealing, murder and rape

>they really should round up all the potential school shooters in this threads

btw. Getting bullied/not enough attention from your parents is no excuse to be a shitty human being, kids.

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>>381550276

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>>381550276
>only children are bad people

>>381549603
You need someone to talk to, Anon?

I know what it's like. I spent three months in agony in the hospital, unable to move...

If I had Mario's hat, I'd probably just see what it's like to eat a really good burger again.

I would use it on a girl just to see what its like. Then idk.

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>>381549603
>>381550485
You guys turning this into a /sad/ thread now? Aww jeez...

My cat who I've had since I was a kid died pretty recently. He was a lovely cat, although a bit shy. I miss my cat.

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haha... letsa go bing bing shlurp

I'd become something inanimate and just chill out for a couple hours.

>>381549497
i would lick her pusy

Probably for mostly mundane like possessing employees to set aside free stuff for me at any store.

I'm boring. There's ton of potential but I can't think of anything.

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>become a cat
>spend the day doing fuckall

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>>381549391
finally become the little girl

>>381549391
Actually man up and fuck peach

>>381549391
id bing bing wahoo with the best of them

>>381549391
Possess a girl and experience what it's like to be a girl.
And then live out my fantasies.

>>381550276
>get that mario hat
>put it on my head
>become a qt3.14 trap

or

>put it on my hat
>become Travis Knight
>go to LAIKA Studios
>get Kubo, Norman, Ghost Girl and Coraline dolls
>take them into my home
>undress them
>get the camera
>turn the camera on
>make them fuck (these dolls probably have genitalia)
>record them
>save save the video (signed as Travis Knight, of course)
>post it on the internet
>kms

or

>put hat on my head
>become Tanner Petulla (aka Getter)
>listen to his old tracks
>get disappointed in my current tracks
>kms

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>>381549391
could mario beat him?

>>381549391
Put my hat on a butt plug or a g-string, maybe a bra or some pantyhose.

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I'd throw the hat on my sister's panties and wait.

>>381550773
What is this

Become my oneitis's dildo.

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>All the creative possession porn this game will spawn

Become the guy who's about to commit suicide by jumping off a building

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>>381557997
What would happen here, though? Does the possession just end when you die?
If so, wouldn't it be a great way to commit some neat crimes like finally touching the cunny of your 11 year old cousin who'll come over on sunday and who'll be alone with you for some hours while her parents are away at a birthday party? Just an example.

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>>381549603
Hmm.

>>381557506
a condom

>>381558164
Who would you even possess in this case?

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hmmm

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>>381558350
Fuck, you're right. Well, the person in question could always possess his cute little cousin directly and masturbate like crazy. Granted the victim doesn't remember any of it, he should be fine and even have the opportunity do to it again this summer, when he's babysitting her for two days.

>>381558587
Good luck anon, don't get caught

>>381549391
See what it's like to have a left hand.

>>381558475
>no mustache

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>>381549391
possess some really good artist and draw a fuckton of art of my degenerate fetishes

>>381561136
I don't think that's how artistic ability works

>>381561893
80% of it is muscle memory

>>381549391
Slowly, but surely having the US government use nuclear weapons on Israel.

>>381549391
Mind control a celebrity and I don't like and ruin their career by filling their twitter feed with guro.
Control a plane and fly around freely
Travel to a parallel universe where I was born a girl and impregnate her.

Become a Superhero

The ultimate secret identity: you're never actually there.

>>381550907
fuck off pusy poster

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>>381549391
Possess my girlfriend and fuck my inanimate body.

>>381549391
>puts hat on grass
>becomes Earth

>>381549391
possess my mom and fuck my father's son

>>381567059
>Become just one straw of grass
>Get eaten by a dog

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So what happens to the person being posessed while the hat is on?
What happens if you kept it on for years?

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>>381549391
I'd probably possess a chad to once and for all acquire the so called "gf"

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>>381568371
pic related

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>>381558587
I know this is /v/ but you have issues.
I have a huge MILF fetish and desperately want my boss who is the mother of 2 children that are older than me to mount me and make me a man but at least that's legal.

I'd posses myself because I'm literally too lazy to move. And then I'd stuff my face with cheeseburgers.

>>381568835
It's not actually illegal if I possess someone and they do things. How would you prove it was me? That's right, faggot.
Don't shit on my dreams.

>>381562245

Muscle memory is actually in the brain too.

>>381568997
I'll shit on your face fuckboi

>>381571534
That sounds sort of hot.

>>381549391
Get money.

>>381549391
I'd jump up in the air. Jump up don't be scared.
Jump up and my cares will soar away.

I would possess a kid to feel what sincere happiness is like again

>>381550652
I know that feeling anon. My cat passed away in November after he was in our family for 15 years. It gets better with time.

Possess a hot cosplayer and fuck randoms