Why are they so happy, /v/? Is Splatoon 2 and Arms really that good?

>>381541112
Man, I dunno why but this makes me feel happy too. Like through dick, unity, only with buying vidya.

There's probably some horrible backstory behind this pic that'll ruin it, right?

>>381541112
I think they are grinning because they plan on dumping those into a trashcan and then running out of the store. Which is why they are being watched by the staff in the background.

>>381541112

They literally won the lottery

why the fuck does it have to be a white hand on the box?

>>381542193
Because Nips are all racist af.

>>381542193
get mad nigg

>>381541112

the one on the right looks like he's just humoring a grandmother who got him the wrong yet similar gift he wanted

>>381542193
because japan has the lowest number of dark/brown skinned people in the world

they're literally whiter than europe and america

>>381542295
That grandmother is the guy on the left.

>>381542295
The white hand in the box is from a white hand model, though.

>>381542328
>>381542290
obvs

>>381542193
To trigger your implied mental illness.

>>381542214
>>381542295
japanese are not white they are minorities. this is obviously white people pushing white supremacy on countries they hold hostage

>>381542430
True. Soft power wins again.

>>381542430
Fuck off nigger. Back to harvesting some watermelons like the shitstain you are.

>>381542430
>japanese are not white they are minorities
Why does it always sound so retarded when Americans use the word "minorities"?
Japan is 99% japanese how makes them minorities?

>>381542572
retard

>>381542572
idiot

>>381542584
cuckold.

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>>381542367
>japanese women can't have super pale hands

>>381542628
nigger

>>381542667
>women

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>>381542430
Low quality bait, but people will fall for it.

>>381542584
>>381542608
Retarded Amerifats detected

>>381542667
I never said that. That had model is still white. Nintendo wants to sell this thing in the West, you know.

Never had a Nintendo system, but I'm thinking about buying one now. I had enough of the political bullshit on PS4/Xbox/PC.

>>381542745
Wrong and stupid.

I am a Brit and also one person.

>>381542572
Japanese are a global minority retard and whites outnumber them

>>381542756
The West is diverse you racist piece of shit

No reason not have multiple hands but oh no that would hurt whites ego!

>>381541112
They probably had to win a lottery in order to buy those

>>381542772
Akchually France only has 67 million people, while Japan has 127, making Japan almost double the amount of white people.

>>381542772
We're talking about Japan here you retarded mongoloid

>>381542772
if we're talking globalism, chinese and indians outnumber everyone else

>>381542860
And Japan is diverse having tons of darker skinned people yet the marketing does not address this!

Pale skin obsessing was pushed by white people after they nuked Japan. This is also the reason why japanese "dislike" blacks because whites pushed their lies on them

>>381542921
Indians are technically white.

>>381542772
>global minority
Minority is referred to a racial group within a society, and Japan is 100% Japanese

If you're talking about the world than there are still way more Asians than whites.

>>381542772
If you take global numbers into account, then white people are a minority too, you fucking retard.

>>381542990
>This is also the reason why japanese "dislike" blacks
This actually is slightly true.

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>>381543025
yes they are

>>381542843
>global = france only
>french = white people
lel

Why won't /pol/ fuck off? You niggers always have to invade every thread, don't you?

>>381541112
> mlp hat
Kids these days.

>>381543169
France is the only truly white country. All others have been adulterated by false Germanics or Latins.

>>381543194
>You niggers
how about you stop being so hypocritical you racist fuck?

>>381543237
No.

>>381542193
Black hand would look like somone stealing the console.

japan is literally the whitest country in the world
every other country is filled with either muslims, mexicans, indians, natives, blacks, slavs, jews, etc.

euros and burgers wished they were as white as japan

>>381543232
Nigga, have you been to France? The French definitely are NOT white.

>>381543237
Suck my cock, dude.

>>381543319
I admit I have not been to France, but I assure you they are quite white. The pride of the Gaul cannot be denied so easily.

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What happened to this thread? I wanted to post about how happy I was when I got my Switch, but you guys take the 'overactive SJW' bait way too easily.

>>381543313
There's nothing white about Japan. They got cucked so hard by USA that it's not even funny, just sad at this point.

>>381543451
So long as they didn't literally have sex with the Americans, they are still white.

>>381543451
>as he posted on 4chan

>>381543358
Fucking moron, how can you talk shit if you've never even been there?

>>381543508
I'm not totally ignorant you fucking autist. I have read Asterix.

>>381543389
>tfw you will never create such exquisite bait

>>381543560
>tfw made it so perfect that anons never try to argue with it, they just post angry replies

>>381543628
It's truly a masterpiece, a classic that every shitposter should keep in his repertoire.

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>>381541112
They're happy becuase making an anticipated purchase releases endorphins in the brain and makes them feel good. Even if those switches sat collecting dust for years they would still be satisfied because the consumerism is fueld by the rewarding feeling that occurs when you buy something.

>>381543915
this is true, I'm usually at my happiest when I'm waiting for something to come in the mail

>>381542772
Whites are only 8% of the global population.
Really makes me think.

>>381544117
yet they hold white privilege everywhere and destroy everything
really makes me think

>>381544117
A-anon, surely you didn't consider Africans people in that calculation, d-did you?

>>381542756
Why the fuck do you even care? It could be some albino nigger hand model, but why does it matter for you?

>>381544489
why are you so against inclusion?

>>381543915
I always feel awful when I buy things even if they're things I've been waiting to get. And even if I have more money than I need.
Losing money is not a joyous experience.

White people are fucking rude. I sincerely hope you all burn in hell. The World would be a much better place if it was just blacks and Asians.

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>>381543295
Fucking lost

>>381542756
What kind of mental illness you have to be able to care what race that hand is from.
Also:
>That had model is still white
Gimme proof. I want name, else it is asian hand.

>>381544567
Because their inclusion is my exclusion.

We must struggle, anon, and I must win.

>>381544843
ok you are racist supporting the white supremacy that is ruining the planet.

have fun explaining this to your future mixed children/grandchildren

>>381541112
Arms is overpriced

>>381544950
I do not support white supremacy. I support my supremacy. And ruining the planet -- this is no bad thing.
>have fun explaining this to your future mixed children
Oh, I will. My struggle will be endless, and will produce many children with many races. I must cuck them, all of them.

>>381545015
lol you think this thread is about video games

ARMS is pretty good and it feels amazing to knock Nip fucks down a rank in Ranked mode.

>>381542193
Because whites are the superior race

>>381543194
/pol/ is alt-right.

You're talking to regressive leftist pushing fake race politics.

Don't lump us together. As anon stated earlier, the hand is white because if the hand were black, it would appear as though it was stealing the console.

>thread instantly devolves into discussing /pol/ bullshit rather than games
The internet was better years ago.

>>381546481
Yeah until lefties started pushing their identity politics on gaming and media outlets siding with their bullshit for good goy points

>>381541112
Probably because they don't use /v/ so they actually enjoy playing games

>>381546593
retard

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look another thread ruined by /pol/

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>>381541112
>Splatoon 2 literally out-tracking Dragon Quest 11 on both 3DS+PS4 in preorders

1 million first week confirmed?

>>381546675
Oh are we at this point where we pretend that the whole sexism/racism shtick didnt happen?

>>381546726
>some faggot cries about the hand being white
>its /pol/s fault

This is why you keep on losing

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>>381543295

>>381546593
Sure. But that still isn't related to the topics of videogames or this thread.

>>381546973
seeing how the medium was/is under attack by retards who dont care about games but their own ideologies i think its ok to talk about it

>>381541112
Man japs have nice hair. I wish I could pull off what the guy on the right has.

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>>381543389
girls literally cannot tell size if you lie though

Like I'm only 6 inches and told my ex girlfriend I was 7.5 inches and she believed me

Also since this thread is already shit check my 5

>>381547095
>wanting to look like a lesbian

>>381547095
i really like japanese pubic hair

>>381541112
The Japanese are really good at pretending to be happy.

>>381543554
>I'm not totally ignorant you fucking autist. I have read Asterix.
That's probably /thread right there.

>>381543295
lmao