>too hot to play video games
no windows in your moms basment?
>>381540167
Get a girlfriend.
>>381540204
Maybe he lives in az
https://youtu.be/iXuc7SAyk2s
>>381541831
Don't give a single fuck about where you live.
>>381540306
Will having a gf magically lower the temperature?
>>381540167
Just spray your computer with water to cool it down.
>>381541968
Yes. Girls are cold.
>>381542007
>>381541923
Some places are hot even without basements tho
>>381542007
Cheeky
>>381542007
anon....
>>381540167
Where do you live?
>>381541923
i live in west virginia
>>381542284
Back the fuck off?
>>381541831
>tfw it's so hot it Arizona that mailboxes are melting
>>381542472
>plastic mailboxes
>in a desert
>>381542007
w e w
>>381542906
Standing girl on the right broke her fucking ankle for that shot.
>>381542007
Britbongs it's great being back to our shitty temperatures. It was just too much.
>>381542593
>America in charge of not making playmobile buildings and utilities
Come now anon, they build their houses out of cardboard, why WOULDN'T they put plastic mailboxes in a desert?
>not having one of these
>>381543183
What? Where do you live that people can't normally bend their legs like that? That's not even the limit of basic flexibility nigger.
>>381541923
I live in Sweden, and its pretty comfy in my woods out here
>>381542007
You coy prick
>tfw living in phoenix
The heat almost help sometimes. Any place you go to has the AC turned down is almost 68. So by the time you leave, your freezing and then step out into 110 degree weather and it feels fucking amazing. Well at least for a few minutes it does.
>>381543605
>If I just move the hot air around it will help me cool down
Nah, it just means you're moving hot air around your space.
>>381543848
>68 degrees is too cold
deserts were a mistake
>>381543183
dumb yank
>>381540167
>tfw don't mind the heat except when I'm trying to sleep
>trouble sleeping past few days because I'm sweating in bed
delet the West coast
>>381544369
>Trouble sleeping already with normal weather
>Cant stand heat so during summer i will go days without sleeping
I'm more death than alive right now
>>381544536
are you okay? that sounds really dangerous
>>381540167
>what is air conditioning
You can get cheap window units for a little over $100. What is your excuse? Do you live in a room with no windows or something?
>>381544536
Get some AC man. You can get a room unit for about $150.
>>381540204
You keep windows closed so the warm air doesn't get in you fucking American living in a cardboard house.
t. stone walls and guess what stays cool during summer? that's fucking right, stone
>>381544615
i can get by fine if there's wind or rain to get a couple hours of sleep . But since all those climate changes fucking with the weather it's getting worse
>>381542593
What the fuck are you supposed to use in the desert?
Metal?
>enjoy your third degree burns
Wood?
>spontaneously combusts
reposting cause replied to the wrong anon
>>381544737
>>381544049
>>381542007
Heh.
>>381543848
Ready for dat 120 lyfe boi?
>>381544807
Haha
Just buy an ac man.
I keep my house cold so i can bundle up some if i get uncomfortable.
>>381544893
what's the matter sweetie?
>>381544892
Maybe stone?
>>381544893
first guy is right you silly goose
>>381540167
>too hot for videogames
>too hot for masturbation
What the fuck am I going to do all day?
>>381545000
>melts into lava
>>381545031
>too hot for masturbation
You don't come a million times harder when you are covered in sweat?
>>381544892
Wood is not going to spontaneously burst into flame at 115 degrees. It's not nearly as good as stone at keeping shit cool, but it shouldn't fucking matter if you're using it for a mailbox.
>>381545031
we can help each other jerk off... but that would be a little gay
>>381545031
>too hot for masturbation
the hotter the better what kind of a weirdo fuck are you?
>wants to turn on the AC
>2 scared of electricity bills
help me /v/
Say what you want about West Virginia but we got some of the cheapest power in the states. I run my AC 24/7 as soon as it gets above 85 and my bill hardly goes up 20 bucks
>>381545031
Have a spirit world vision induced by the burning wrath of the sun
>>381545109
sucking a friend off isn't gay anon, it just means you care about him, only faggots take down the moneyshot.
>>381542007
>>381545135
Get cool gel packs, put them in a towel, put it in the back of your neck.
Run cold water over your wrists.
If you have a fan, let it blow on your feet, especially at night.
>>381545117
Go out into the desert under the scorching Sahara desert sun, lie down naked in the sand, and masturbate away while you're being fried like bacon.
>>381544926
You bet I am nigga. It's nice and comfy right now. Perfect gaymen weather.
>>381545135
how much is your electricity bill usually around this time of year?
>>381540167
>tfw Ausfag
>doesn't snow where I am but it gets nice and cold
>CPU never goes above 40 degrees
Best time to enjoy vidya.
>>381545135
Okay okay okay, wait, I have this idea right. So a current moving through a wire induces a magnetic field right. And a transformer is just two coils of wire with a dielectric between them right? So if you build a large coil under the powerline running near your house you should be able to siphon electricity off wirelessly without being charged. Efficiency will probably suck but what do you care, you aren't paying for it.
>>381541968
With a gf you can have hot sweaty sex all day all night. Who gives a fuck about stickiness when you are stuck to a hot girl.
Plus, who gives a fuck about videogames when you can have hot sweaty sex all day all night?
Just remember to stay hydrated.
>>381544737
how will you know there's a tornado outside if you build a stone house?
america : 1
europoor : 0
>>381542007
I don't get it
>>381545135
Shit man, I average $300 a month for June, July, and August. Arizona summer is suffering.
>>381545461
how do i get a gf
>>381545461
Virgin detected.
>>381545536
Be gay, it worked for me.
>too depressed to play videogames
>>381545362
>beer tastes best when it's cold
>oh wow why don't you go into outer space and drink a beer at absolute zero hrhrhr
>>381545349
not him but it's not my body heat that I concern
it's mylaptop
and my cooling fan is pretty much useless
>>381545536
Go to the gym, get fit, adopt a "persona" which basically means being confident, insinuate you have a big dick.
>>381545375
Soon we will have 105 degree nights and it will be suffering
>>381545461
>getting a gf just for sex
enjoy your 6 months relationship
>>381545585
but i want a gf not a bf
>>381545604
You'd know all about absolute zero status.
>>381540167
>he doens't air conditioner
>>381545662
I aint gay though. Balls haven't touched once.
>>381545662
You may not have the luxury of the choice. It's go gay or eternal virginity anon. Better decide soon.
>>381541923
i live in france, in a little appartment, but it's not too hot since i keep my windows closed and my shutters down
>literally 15° difference from one day to the other
ok
>>381545648
>implying if you meet the love of your life, you are not going to have sex whenever possible
>>381545709
>needing air jew
>35c
>90% humidity
>>381542007
sheeeit mang
>>381545732
why is life so unfair
>>381545648
This is actually quite possible. Perhaps not a "gf" perse but there are sites out there that welcome short-term relationships like that.
There are sites where you can meet women who are merely looking to mate. As in, they've decided they want to have babies and are looking for a breeding partner. No emotional attachment. They just want you to knock them up because it turns them on, they want a child with no father in the picture, maybe it's a bisexual woman in a relationship with another woman who wants it done naturally, etc. These "relationships" can last 3 to 6 months, depending on the request. The downside is that you'll have a child somewhere afterwards, if you care about that sort of thing.
>>381545732
if god exists then that's the only way into heaven for me
If you don't have AC you're literally below impoverished
>>381545763
My electric bill is $60 a month in the summer, don't believe this fag. Just don't levee it on 24/7
>>381545536
Work out, eat properly.
Be an prick, try to make fun of every other male in the room (only works if you're fit, otherwise you'll be consider insecure)
Tell everyone how much you love sex and how good it feels, be as explicit as possible with your body language.
Tell the girls you like how much they turn you on.
Try to touch them even if they don't want you to.
Get into sports and don't stop tslking about them, laugh at everyone that doesn't like them.
Get off /v/.
Unless you want a fattie in which case kust get close to her in the middle of the street and kiss her.
>>381545648
I've been fucking a girl regularly for almost 2 years now
she's a fat feminist, but hey it's better than nothing, i'm too lazy to run after girls anyway so i just take what comes to me
>>381545935
That sounds like a really shitty deal for the man. Even the possibility of being hit with child care bills is huge red flag. Unless they have some sort of contract that I can sign that will waive her right to seek benefits from me.
>>381546017
A.) Who gives a fuck?
B.) God's an asshole anyway. That shit in Leviticus in Sharia law tier. Why would you want to spend eternity with a degenerate god?
>>381546114
i tried your advice an now everyone hates me
what did i do wrong?
>>381546261
You're not fit enough.
>>381540167
Go to the basement. Basement is always cooler than surface.
t. Spaniard living in the basement
>>381546081
>My electric bill is $60 a month in the summer
Do you go out a lot? if youre not at home 24/7 your electric bills are going to be low
My room is an attic conversion.
Heat rises up here from lower floors. The sun also shines directly on it.
Fucking suffering
>>381546187
The papers are there but it involves the fact that you, the father, can't be a part of the child's life. So if you ever feel remorse and want to get in touch, you can't. You basically disown the kid and your rights over it from birth. This also means they can't seek out benefits from you since they agreed to those terms. In the eyes of the law, you are not considered the father, if that makes sense.
>>381546114
Bitter virgin detected
>>381540167
>too hot to live
>>381542007
Don't I fucking know it
>>381545536
be rich
they don't care about anything else
>tfw cosy in bed wrapped in blankets playing vidya
The one time of the year being an Ausfag is fucking great
*blocks your path*
I want Aussies to leave.
>>381546749
Had none of them for the past 3 years
I stopped opening my window like a retardo
>tfw wealthy enough to have AC on all day and night
>90% humidity
It's over now but I wanted to fucking die
>>381546459
No, I'm homebound due to a disability and I don't receive any assistance for my electric bill.
I just know how to manage it properly. Fluorescent light bulbs in every room for one and not leaving appliances on when they're not being used as another example.
In the winter my bill can get to $150 but that's because I hate covering up and would rather have heat on.
>>381546882
>pay $53 for a videogame
>cant play it because when i do it fucking shuts my computer down from the heat
Fuck me dude
>tfw old plasma TV + class B PS4
>tfw no AC in the room, only a fan
What pisses me off the most is that portable AC technology hasn't advanced a single bit in 10 years. All the units are inefficient, expensive and noisy as shit and every model is the same than 10 years ago.
>tfw 66 F
>>381545442
The cost of that coil would be significantly more than just paying for your electricity.
>>381547035
>walking around in a hot mouth
I'll take my dry 120 over that shit, I am sorry brethren
>hay fever
>keep all windows and doors shut to try and halt the flow of pollen
>place turns into an oven
>>381547715
Just get some basic antihistamines.
>>381547715
hay fever is the worst I swear it's half the reason I'm a neckbeard shutin
>>381547715
>sinus infection
>feel like I'm being waterboarded unless I'm sucking on a humidifier like a breastfeeding babe
>room is a sauna and I'm sweating like a hooker in church
>still find time to play games like Oxygen Not Included
The game's title is a coincidence.
>>381540167
>too horny to play video games
>117° out (47° non freedom units)
>$400 monthly electric bill for AC
>Can't play games for more than a few minutes without wiping myself down from sweat
Fuck vegas.
>>381542007
like & suscribe
>>381540167
>its gonna rain all weekend
>>381548905
>$400 USD a month for electricity costs
Yeah America is amazing
>>381548905
>$400 monthly electric bill for AC
Jesus. I live on an island where the air is boiling water and only one powerplant powers 100 million people plus some nuclear radiation and I only pay about 80 buckaroos.
wind is back up to a bearable 16 or so mph
god how I missed you
>tfw rent covers utilities
>steady 22-26 degrees
>no wind
>humidity at 80-100% with no dips below
ah yes
get a window air conditioner
/thread
>>381547035
>live on a peninsula so every summer day is 90% humidity.
>>381540167
>Western Washington
naturally comfy right now at 49F/9C
>>381545442
It's a valid idea
The problems are:
1. you would need a yuge coil to actually harvest considerable amounts of electricity
2. even if you do, your power company will detect losses and knock on your door
>>381542007
>>381546749
Fuck these things.
Was out watering my yard the other night and got bit. Leg swelled up and I had a huge skin infection that caused me to not be able to put pressure on my leg lest the thing get filled with blood and puss.
Had to take antibiotics 4 times a day for a week to make that shit go away.
itt: no one touched a hot fucking stone
>be american
>make cardboard homes
>mfw get carrid away during a hurricane
lmao
>not having AC
fucking europoors never cease to amaze me
>>381542007
>CPU is an FX6300 because I didn't have money back when I built my desktop
>Want to upgrade CPU, but NEED to buy a new mobo for newer AMD or Intel processors
>Dont want to drop $400 right now
I might just spend $100 on an FX 8350 since it'll last me a few years and I'm basically going to make a new PC by the next time I upgrade
>>381552924
how fucking sensitive are you?
>>381545375
>85F 80% humidity
That's nothing.
>>381542007
Fuck
>>381542007
ITT: Murricans who don't realize that Europe doesn't do ACs because the heat doesn't last long enough to warrant it
>>381542007
Based
>>381547965
>>381547715
>start getting fucked by allergies six months ago
>every day is sinus Russian roulette
the south was a mistake
>>381542007
>>381542259
Living in Australia that's about fairly accurate.
Id love to play outside in the sun but so far no handheld I ever owned could deal with the straight sunlight.
>live on base in Germany
>Germans are too retarded to incorporate air conditioning into buildings
Fucking why
>fagrenheit
WIPE THIS MEME FROM THE FACE OF THE EARTH
>>381557803
because it's only hot enough to justify air conditioning for like 15 days a year
not worth the money
>>381557803
>live in Germany
>furry reaction pic
like a clockwork
>>381544049
I dont get people who say that.
Fans are a cmmonly used to cool machinery and electronics. When you stand in front of a fan it cools you down, or does it not?
The only reason someone would say that is when this person is an AC salesman or a fucking retard.
>>381557803
As a German, trust me, I hope it'll change soon too.
It was fine being without AC a decade ago because only very few days were truly hot, but now we've got some lengthy and brutal summers and we need it.
>>381558023
This was true like 10++ years ago
>>381546882
I wish I had that kind of money, I'd never let it get over 60 in my house.
>>381558034
>Gadget
cyka
>>381547203
Until someone figures out how to break thermodynamics, not much can be done to improve them.
>>381558023
IT HOT AS BALLS AT NIGHT
THIS IS UNACCEPTABLE
>>381545506
What do you pay per kw/hr in the US? It's roughly 28c a kw/hr here in Australia. Costs my family roughly $700 every quarter.
>>381558023
You can also use them to decrease the humidity in your house by setting tham to only a degree or two below room temp.
>>381554483
im in the same situation. im guessing you already overclocked the 6300? i havent, so thats gonna be my solution.
>>381558483
It varies from state to state, It's like 0.12 for the average. Here in California it's closer to 0.15
>>381545042
kekk'd
>>381541923
I live in south florida and I haven't had central air running for over ten years.
My blood has thinned out to the point where northern regions could get cold enough to kill me from shock. On the upside I don't feel the heat very much anymore.
>tfw day off of work and have my gamecube set up and air conditioning in the house
Should I play Rogue Squadron II, Simpsons Hit & Run, or finally try out Luigi's Mansion today?
>>381548105
>tfw very low sex drive
Not sure if bless or curse
>>381559552
>My blood has thinned out to the point where northern regions could get cold enough to kill me from shock
wait, is this a thing?
>Computer starts vomiting heat while playing a game
>Room is tiny as shit so it heats up like an oven in there
I need some tiny air conditioner or something.
>>381552924
Nice genetics lmao
>>381542007
Madman
>tfw az
>got up to 122 freedoms/50 commies on tuesday
>>381561217
>50 commies
is this fucking normal ? We can't even hit 48 on the hottest day in 'Nam outside.
>>381561217
>50
wtf that is like sahara tier
>>381540167
>too tired of life to play video games
>>381561217
>tfw az
>tfw ac broken all week
release me from this hell
>>381542007
>>381542007
>mfw sitting in my airconditioned gaming room, enjoying a cool fruit salad and an ice cold Arnold Palmer
>>381559734
Luigi's Mansion. It's great.
>>381558041
>moving burning hot air around your skin and thus adding extra friction
What you feel is not "cooling off", it's your nerve endings firing up.
>>381561217
>tx
>standard 100 didgeridoos
>we've gotten a shitton more rain than usual so its humid as fuck
>>381542007
well shit
>>381544049
if you use a fan to move the outside air into your room it can help the room to cool down. Just place it in the morning or evening hours in front of your window
>>381540167
video game too hot to play
>>381562362
Not that guy, but if it makes you feel cool then it's doing the job.
>>381540167
>put a/c on
>turn on PS4 Pro
>power sags cause game to skip every half second
I really need a UPS.
>>381540167
>$130
Stop being poor.
>>381554483
Just get the cheapest FX83xx you can find
Decent chips and you can get them pretty cheap
>>381542007
...dang son
>>381545135
The longer you wait the worse it will get.
>tfw wearing a sweater and sweatpants with my laptop on top of me
who else /hardmode/
>>381564740
Hey, I got that model for 100 leafbux.
haha
>>381567120
It's amazing especially for being so small. I have a fairly large room and the max setting is literally too cold. Granted, it doesn't hit AZ levels here, but we average 90s during the summer.
>>381543183
You should stretch more.
>>381567174
Why do you yanks still use fucking fahrenheit
>>381562152
Sounds good, I've been putting it off for years.
>air conditioner running
>2 tvs running
>3 fans running
>ps4 running
>computer running
>the smallest thing could cause a house-wide blackout
the past week has been hell
>>381567575
Because it was created using the freezing and boiling points of brine. The salinity of regular water is too inconsistent.
>>381567575
We've got no need for some rapefugee Europoor shitThe actual reason is because it would cost way more money to switch to the metric system than it'd be worth.
The metric system is still taught in school anyways so everyone knows how to use it, people just prefer using imperial.
>>381568051
Huh. I always thought it was based on ethanol.
>>381542007
>From Hades' heart,
>they stabbeth thee
Preach.
>>381558041
>being so poor you don't have AC
>>381558041
>what are the laws of thermodynamics
>>381569665
Even the shittiest homes here have swamp coolers
>>381558041
Yea but the fans blow the hot air away from the machinery, not at them.
>tfw AC
>>381545135
Just plug an AC window unit into a generator outside. So much cheaper.
>>381570405
>tripling your electricity bill
>>381570529
my apartment covers utilities
>live in a basement with glass blocks instead of windows
>room is middle of basement with no windows and never have any idea what weather is like
Isolation fucking sucks
>>381544737
>an angry Europistani chimps out for no reason
lel every time!
>Have to drive an hour to work in the afternoon, the hottest time of the day mixed with the slowest traffic of the day because pencil pushers are going home
>a/c doesn't work in my car
>shirt is drenched in sweat before I even clock in
>Doesn't get any easier when I arrive because my job involves heavy lifting in building with no air conditioning
Suddenly OP's plight doesn't seem so bad.
>have that electricity plan where you get free electricity at night
>usually work until night, so don't have to deal with super hot afternoons without AC
>can't go into work one day because reasons
>mfw can't turn on AC unless I want the electricity bill to spike, since the rates are ridiculously high to compensate for the free periods
>>381542007
>Skyrim with ENB
>CPU and GPU are at 70C+
>ambient room temp rises
>my friends gets excited for summer because they know I will think it's too hot for video games
>Invite me everywhere because I have nothing better to do
>tfw thinking about video games while a girl is grinding against my crotch in the club while my friends are ordering another round
>>381544737
>yuropoors making excuses for not having air conditioners
I rented 6 apartments in central Europe last summer and even the well insulated stone ones are hot as fuck
>work for one of the only two big power companies in the hottest state in the world
>get basically gov benefits+discounted rates.
>keep my house at a cozy 65f all day and night
>come into threads like this and laugh at all the fags who have to pay exorbitant rates to me
>>381544737
>dumb burgers I only spent €2.000.000 for a flat the size of a large closet but at least it's stone!
>>381545630
Unironically this, not just girls but people in general eat that shit up.
>>381554483
In the same boat, but with an 8150. Running slightly over clocked at 3.9ghz but it doesn't seem to be a bottle neck unless I'm trying to run cemu.
>live in AZ
>open computer case and put big fan next to it
>keeps computer cool enough for gaming but heats up the entire room within minutes
This is suffering. I should move to fucking flagstaff.
>>381541831
I live in Phoenix. We keep getting warnings to not go outside. Lots of fools have already died.
>>381567874
>every time I turn the fan on or off my computer monitor goes black for a second
Whooee. This is fine.
>tfw nice and cool at home
>>381545612
>Playing on a laptop
Fucking neck yourself.
>>381575763
who said anything about playing with laptop?
I can't go a morning/day without whacking it to bestialityDogs fucking, knotting and cumming inside girlsor shemales
>>381542259
>canadian
>anything under 28 degrees has me shivering and shaking uncontrollably
fug
>>381576871
hot
>>381576871
Fine taste anon.
>>381545135
put a wind turbine infront of the AC and plug the AC into the turbine
infinite electricity bills
>>381547050
>Fluorescent light bulbs
LED bulbs use less power
>>381547050
>fluorescent
rip