Metroid Returns

>>381530484
>I'm pretty pissed about the lack of a proper collector's edition.
What do you want? a figurine you can stick on your manchild desk?

>>381530656
I want the keychain personally.

>Pirating an actual metroid game

Dude for fuck's sake just drop the $30 if you want to play it, I'd like to actually see another side-scrolling Metroid within the decade.

>>381530484
>I'll steal this game since they didn't let me waste extra money on adjacent plastic toys

Metroid fans really are the biggest fucking retards I've ever seen
I hope everyone else has the same mentality as you so Nintendo get's the message and gives up on the franchise for good

>>381530748
>pirating because you're not getting a keychain
Do you even have keys?

>>381530484
Just buy the shit on ebay for 5 bucks after the game has come out

>>381530484
You are fucking scum anon, once a fucker like you can pirate something you'll do it while looking for trivial excuses like "omg mu collectors"

Fucking retard.

>>381531054
Oh I'm not him. Figured it was early enough you could tell from the poster count. I don't plan to pirate. This shit has me ecstatic. I love Metroid.

Just sayin' the key chain was kind of cool.

>>381530484
"pissed about the lack of proper collector's edition
>then i guess i'll just pirate it
LMFAO

What are the odds this sells worse than FedForce due to Piracy? Definitely below Other M.

>>381534909

It;s fucking Mercury Stream

It'll sell bad because it'll be shit

>>381530484
Not me. Buying to support Metroid. Might even get the CE (EU) depending on how expensive it is.

Im actually really curious if samus returns will live up to am2r
unless nintendo can actually do it better, I will always be pissed about their takedown

I also have to get my L button fixed on my 3ds. Its been busted since a month of owning it, but since its collecting dust, I forgot about it.
The entire 3ds library disappoints me.This is gonna be their last chance to make me not regret getting this hand cramping brick.

How in the fuck do I order this if I'm in the US?

https://www.polygon.com/2017/6/22/15855506/metroid-samus-returns-special-edition-nintendo-3ds

>>381531054
I want that keychain.

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>>381530484
Pirates are the fucking niggers of gaming. Scum like you are the reason why drm is a thing.

>>381530484
It's fucking $30, buy the fucking game you broke ass nigger.

I want to live in a world where this outsells the shitty Prime 4 game

>>381536683
Don't worry it will. 2D Metroid games always outsold the 3D ones except Prime 1.