Choose your team.

As much of a meme red team is, they are still good.

Blue team. Too many red flags on the red team.

Blue, obviously. There's a chance these Russians may play well, there's no chance girl and stoner will play any decent.

>gregor
Blue

>>381530317
>left side is reddit tier normies. Most likely decent all around
>left is obscure rusky filled shithole that might be good or bad, nowhere in between
I still choose blue.

>>381531679

/thread

How is this even a question?

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blue
furries are usually loaded on steam so i'm assuming they know what they're doing
>when in reality it's just dress-up with pic related

>>381530317
Wherever the premade team is.

Putting gregor in a team is cheating, he can literally carry 1v5
So blue team

Why the fuck wouldn't you play blue, gregor is on it.
Do you WANT to die over and over?

>>381530317
Red. Disabled teammates are better than russian trolling throwers with ping 300 and unable to communicate.

Blu, because Gregor. Most of the shitty bronies have left TF2, the only ones that are left are actually good at the game, so me, Gregor, and the horsefucker should be enough to carry that shitshow of a team.

>>381533598

It's just gregor, stop capitalizing it.

Also, gregor can take the whole team on himself he won't need you or a horsefucker.

This is a good way to sniff out newfags on /v/.

Blue. gregor is too OP, even if Pootis spends the entire round being friendly, gregor will pull out a win.

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Blue team has gregor and pidor, two wildcards. Could be amazing, could be shit. Red team is definitely shit though, so I join blue.

>>381533704
I don't know man, the friendly heavy is useless and the cheekibreeki is in spawn spamming trade requests to pidor, who is too new to have turned that garbage off. gregor may need a medic, at least.

>>381530317
>gregor
nothing else matters, you ALWAYS choose gregor's team.

>>381530317
PUTTING ALL MY MONEY ON RIPROARINBOOGERPENIS

Ruskis anytime
Also anything but guurl gamur

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Red
Duel gregor

>>381530431
They have a BR and a girl, the fuck are you going on about.

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>>381530317
>gregor
blue

Can somebody explain origin of "gregor"

>>381530317
Just give me a pocket healslut and ill stomp both teams myself

>>381530317

I feel like Fatal1ty is the best, but the rest of red sucks. I go blue and enjoy getting spanked.

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>>381536934

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>>381537143

>>381537143
Fuck I miss neo-/v/

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>>381536934
Personification of "that guy" you see once in a 1000 hours with a short name, default avatar, never speaks, and curbstomps the entire server.

>>381530317
Spectate

>>381537143
>>381537338
Thanks

>>381531679
Thread's over

>>381530317
Bogpill me on pidor. What type of player does he represent here?

>>381530317
Blue team has fucking gregor and a russian hacker, how is this fair?

>>381530317
Honest Assessment Time

Red Team:
>RipRoaringBoogerpenis: Probably above-average, nothing exceptional. May have a moment or two to shine. 7/10
>LE EPIC MEMER XD: Probably the worst person on the server including the friendly since he probably does try in a half-ass way and will be a complete annoyance all around spouting memes that got old in 2012. Though with that name and avatar, it's probably someone for here trying to be funny but fucking sucking at it, though if that's the case they may be slightly better. 3/10||4/10
>Fatal1ty: Assuming you mean the actual dude and not some fat-ass LARP-er he was once great and probably is the best player on RED team and the closest to matching gregor in pure skill. Age is a bitch and he hasn't played comp anything in years though so he'll exclusively rely on strategy rather than twitch skill, which while important won't win a match alone. Otherwise, assuming mediocre LARP-er. 8.75/10||6/10
>grillpowergaming: Now I would normally say "lolgurl" but given that the avatar pic has been around for over a decade and no twitch whore is going to go to or stay on a server where she doesn't have at least a mild advantage, not to mention not use some real identifying avatar, it's possible it's just a troll with above average skill, who can either keep up appearances or leave at the drop of a hat. If it's actually a grill, assume the worst. 6.5/10||2.5/10
>BR - Bartman|420| is worse that a brazilian, he's also a dirty meme spouting whore. But he's dead serious about it. Probably equal in skill to the first LE EPIC MEMER XD though hampered by lag. 2.5/10

Total Score for RED: 4-6.5/10

>>381538724

(continued)

-BLU Team:
>pidor: see below. -7/10
>Pootisbird: Friendly Heavy and therefore mostly dead weight, but he'll probably starting picking up slack or leave if he gets killed enough times. 1/10-4/10
>Fat Fluttershy Ponut :3: Ponyfag and serious about it. Probably got lost on the way to a trade server. Mostly harmless. 3/10
>Russian dude: The real wildcard of the game. Is he a hacker, some lazy squatting slav, or someone whose a Russi-boo. Lag is almost definitely an issue. ?/10
>gregor: No explanation needed. 11/10

BLU Team: Either 4/10 or 9/10

And the other player spiderskeletonsniper is probably a 5/10 Just like you.

>>381537703
pidor is the flip side to gregor. He's completely incompetent and no amount of playing will ever fix that. No matter how much of advantage he and his team has in any given situation, he will find some way to blow it or to minimize it as much as possible. Literal children, along with mental and physical invalids who have never played the game are better than him. Also, pidor (пидap) is faggot is backwards-land.

>>381530317
What roles are they? I can't determine anything otherwise. If gregor is a sniper, he is going to get kicked for hacking, so he wouldn't be a threat.

>>381539349
I'd switch pidor and Putin dude.

They're both slavs anyway, and silent slav is better. Putin avatar doesn't indicate that he actually worships Putin, it indicates him being Russian /pol/ poster, which is cancer.

Is havoc the yin to gregor's yang?