Gamer fuel thread. What are you guys sipping on right now?

>>381517373
Pregaming with some tequila before I go to the bar with some friends

>>381517373
Good choice anon

>>381517373
OP is a white girl?

>>381517373
tecate because im a poor spic

>>381517373
I bet you get bad queefs after drinking that.

>>381517848
smirnoff ice is for girls
orchard/ hard cider is for homos
craft beer is for nu males
regular beer is for poorfags
hard liquor is for men

>>381517373
i used to drink cider all the time until i started getting constant heartburn from it. try downeast cider if you have it available near you, it was my favorite

>>381517373
MY dude. Ciders are all I can really drink because my body is so bitch-mode to handle anything else anymore.

>water

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Sipping on that covfefe

>>381517993
/thread

>>381517993
proud to be nu homo poorfag mengirl

>>381517993
I like hard liquor but you dont shittalk cider

>>381517993
>beer
>poorfags
yeah, because the trope with homeless people is that they buy 6packs and drink em by the can, amirite?

>>381517373
whiskey; neat.
>>381517587
good god, I don't understand how people drink tequila, without salt and lime.

>>381517993
Hard liquor is for millennials you mean.

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>>381517993
This is the opinion of someone that either JUST became legal age to drink or actually doesn't drink at all

>>381518101
what are you, russian?

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>>381517993
real men drink whatever the fuck they want

>>381517373
water

>>381517993
People who stereotype drinks are insecure

I unironically drink gfuel while I play fighting games desu

>>381517373
richard get off /v/

>>381517373
cider is for bitches

and brits

>>381517993
>hard liquor is for men

For tryhards and drunks you mean

>>381517373
If you like hard cider I recommend rekorderlig.
>>381518173
>implying I don't have some lime slices right here

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Post your koozies /v/

>>381518509
Haven't seen one of those since 1996

Uatur

>>381518509
I drink too quickly for it to make much difference. I used to have a football one though, but it was too big to be practical. And the novelty itself was short lived

>>381518386
more power to you, but I can drink anything straight, except tequila.

>drinking beer outside a social situation where you want to appear normal

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>>381518757
>not drinking while playing online games

It really uhh puts the feather in my cap

>>381517373
DUDE

>>381518010
You know, I actually really like good cider. Super dry English style stuff or something like Crispin's The Saint.

But it puts me to sleep. Like full on drowse. No other liquor does that, I don't really understand.

>>381517993
>shittalking beer of all things

Are you fucking serious right now?
Beer?
Beer???

It's Beer. There's shit Beer yeah but have you EVER had GOOD BEER? Ever been outside the US, anon?

Jack and Coke, as usual.

>>381517993
How can one man be so wrong?

>>381518173
Tequila is like super sweet and yummy on its own though.

I mean shit man it's made from agave.

>>381518757
it goes with meat too well

>>381517993
Nu male here. I drink it to get drunk fast.

I only drank hard liquor when I watched Mad Men.

>>381518757
>Not just having some beer or wine with dinner

It's literally healthy for you. Wine moreso but still.

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>>381517373

Superior hard cider coming through.

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this used to be a water board

>>381519176
>Tequila is like super sweet
one of the reasons why I hate it.

>>381517993
>hard liquor is for alcoholics
ftfy

>>381517993
You need more fun female friends if all the ones you know only drink smirnoff.

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How much vodka do you lads add to your sips?

I usually do ~3oz of vodka for every 8oz of sips

>>381517373
>abusing alcohol
What a fucking faggot.

>>381519416
>American waterboarding forum

Is there an alcohol that doesn't taste revolting? I don't like the taste of any that I've had.
Is it just not for me?

>>381517993
Hey, say what you want about numales, but they make the best food.

>>381519119
You want an umbrella for your mixed drink?

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>>381519643
Way to shit all over your liver

>>381517373
Problem going to go buy some pineapple, cut up a fresh one today. Man oh man I love me some pineapple.

>>381519780
do you like soda? if so you would like smirnoff ice since the alcohol taste is almost completely masked

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>>381519643
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2NXLIiFDHVQ

>>381519780
how old are you? i couldnt enjoy beer or wine until i hit 25

>>381519083
>Ever been outside the US, anon?
Not him but this is why I don't drink beer, Shit's just pisswater in clapistan

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>>381519780

>>381519780
you drink it to get drunk, not for the taste

Cider is literally the worst alcohol. It's so fucking legitimately disgusting that it almost seems insane to me that people could possibly enjoy it.

Fruity Vodka drinks are a close second.

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>>381519713
spotted the virgin

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>>381519780
maybe it's not, maybe cannabis is more your style

>>381519780
You can just do mixed drinks or drink hard cider like OPs pic. You shouldn't have to force yourself to drink stuff you think is bad just because people on the Internet think it makes you gay

>>381519979
lol what a retard

>>381519780
Try a Hey Y'all or Twisted Tea. They're really mild tasting alcoholic beverages without the gross sweet tasting shit of Smirnoff ice or anything of that type. They taste essentially like iced tea, refreshing as fug

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plz no bully

>>381517993
did you just become of legal drinking age? because it sounds like it.

>>381517993
Real men drink tap water, you punk

>>381520121
i only want to bully you because you set all that shit up just to take a picture of it. Did you even enjoy it? I'm sure you didn't even finish all of it.

>>381520289
>tap water

Enjoy your estrogen

>>381520006
What's it like to be drunk and high at the same time?

>>381520463
I will sweetie

I'm 29. I've tried a wide variety of beers, wines, and liquors in all sorts of special glasses and cocktails and food pairings over the years and I can say, empirically, that all alcoholic beverages tastes like a worse version of a better non-alcoholic option. Same goes for coffee.

>>381520472
Not him but it makes me throw up

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You bros are sippin' right?

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>>381517373
only good game to come off this site

>>381520563
You realise people have different tastes right? Some people can't stand coffee, others know differences between various brews. You're just a beta that doesn't know how tastes work

>>381519946
What year are you from? We have a massive beer boom going on right now.

>>381520563
Trying all the beer in the world won't fix your baby palette.

>>381520323
STOP i've had enough of your bullying

>>381519996
>not being a virgin who abuses alcohol to cope with depression
Fag

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>>381517993
>Visiting Michigan
>gf tells me to try traverse city cherry vodka
>gross
>no dude, it's really good
>shyeah...
>try a shot
>it's rye and still smooth with a nice kick and not sweet at all
>tastes like fucking vodka but still hints of delicious cherry

Fuck, I love Michigan drinking.

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I get high on my own supply.

>>381520654
Does the American version of this have more caffeine? Cause I bought this in leafland and it had no more than a bottle of Coke.

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>>381520631
Of course

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Haven't had beer for a while but this hit the spot

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>>381517373

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I want aged scotch right now.

>>381519565
I don't like bitches that drink anything other than girly shit or maybe wine. Bitches aren't capable of anything else and if they do drink shit like whiskey they're to be avoided like the plague because they're shit tier "women". Same with smoking bitches.

>>381520886
Kek too true brother

Dr pepper is the superior soft drink
even though its all sugar water

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>>381517993
What if I like all of the above then?

>>381520824
Hey reddit

>>381519956
Damn that shit's good.

>>381519083
>visit germany during business trip
>house breweries in every restaurant
>its like silken gold down your throat
they got excuses being drunk, what's US's excuse with our fucking pisswater

>drinking depressants
>not drinking coffee to the point where you can't stop shaking, you start feeling paranoid as fuck and someone saying hello to you unexpectedly causes you to recoil in surprise and shock

>>381520032
looks like something from new vegas

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Had one of these earlier.

>>381517373
A good ol sixer of Adolph Coors, pronounced round here as "kers." Hoping to make some progress in bborne

>DUDE BEER LMAO
>IM SO DRUNK RN XD

Daily reminder that if you drink or smoke you are a normalfag

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>>381520631
>used to sip at work
>got laid off
>can't afford my sips anymore
Don't cry for me, I'm already dead.

I love beer, but I'm starting to get a gut

>>381521105
t. reddit

>>381519895
>implying mixed drinks are bad

Nothing wrong with trying to make a handle last, anon.

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>>381521130
Maybe stop relying on macros for American beer.

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>>381519956

>modern times
>fruitland
Yeah, that sounds about right

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>>381518161

Sure you do. You want your apple juice in a sippy cup?

>>381520886
Is that a Br Ba promo pic? It's driving me nuts for some reason cuz I don't ever remember this scene actually taking place. I can't even place where they are.

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>>381521185
>being proud of being a shut-in neet who does nothing
top lel

>>381519305
Oi vey beer is healthy for you! Drink up!

>>381521268
There always has to be a one-upping poon
>no piss beer omg
>liquor straight only

>>381520121
Gotta wonder what the person who took this pic was thinking. It's worse than people taking pictures like this only with their firearms and some assortment of knives or something. The food isn't presented in a particular appealing way.
>lower quality dinnerware with the food sort of just lumped onto the plates and into the bowls
>just a retarded assortment of food. Pancakes and fish? That's just stupid.

This is just a hilarious projection of a man who wants to show, in an almost caricature-like way, just how classy, unique, and manly/gentlemanly his lifestyle is. Just felt like sharing my thoughts. It could be satire, but you can almost just feel how genuine the person was who made it.

>>381520996
>Bitches aren't capable of anything else
>they're to be avoided like the plague because they're shit tier "women"

???
Again, you need female friends who don't suck.

>>381521268
>coffee
T. White girl

Just do vyvanse or better yet adderall

>>381521420
Pretty sure that's the mobile home from the early seasons.

>>381521468
Dumb phonetrump poster

can I refrigerate whiskey

>>381521630
>>381521134
This was for this post

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>>381518509

>>381519938
Why do you love RLM so much?

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People who claim to enjoy the taste of beer don't even know they fell for the meme.

Everyone is so afraid to admit beer is gross because real grown ups with refined palates would never question how wonderful and lovely beer is...so they pretend long enough to fool themselves.

>>381521667
Put it in the freezer instead.

>>381520851
Michigan food has been shit every time I'm down there so I doubt the drinks are any better

>>381521794
t. Underage

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>>381521336
>California
>Not Russian River
The person who made that pic is full pleb

>>381521789
>tropical aromas and juicy fruit flavors

read: BITTER BUTTHOLE HOPS JUICE

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Had the Fuglyberry IPA last night. It was pretty damn good for $11 off the tap.

>alcohol is piss
>coffee is weak
>spicy foods are barely hotter than peppercorn
NA, get your shit together

>>381517373
Hot cum from my strong tank

>>381521834
>down there
Just kek if you're implying that as a leaf.

>>381521582
It's even more confusing because it's not even an accomplishment to knock back bourbon. Getting fucked up is nice, sure, but relaxing with a glass beats anything.

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>>381521789
Fug meant to post the imperial ipa, not the regular one.

>>381521794
This is why you get people who favor a certain beer or brand: they drink one thing so much that they lose its taste, making it the most tolerable

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>Americans can't coo-

>>381521336
>Sweetwater
>Not Terrapin

Come on now.

>>381521801
wouldn't it freeze?

yeah alright everyone shit talks smirnoff ice but they have a summer edition that tastes like a fucking bomb pop okay

>>381521336
>california
>the bruery
how about no

>>381521336
It would be interesting to see a map of all smaller breweries in the US, I know there are a shit ton but people still go on drinking macro only

>>381522050
People who can't appreciate delicious, fatty food at least once in a while are either delusional or lack a soul.

>>381522124
I know you are trolling me but I have to say it.

Alcohol has a lower freezing temperature than water.

>>381521336
Every single beer there is a macro.

>>381521336
If you didn't know Flying Dog, Maryland just appears to have holes in it.

>>381522207
trolled :^) _trolled_____________________________

>>381522124
No, the ethanol in the liquor has a lower freezing point than water (and generally lower than freezers are set) and won't freeze.

I keep my vodka in the freezer all the time. As long as your whiskey is roughly 80 proof or higher it'll be fine.

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>>381521794
You got that right dude! I work in a brewery professionally, studied to get cicerone certified, and homebrew on the side because I hate the taste and love getting blitzed. You totally don't have plebeian taste.

>>381518509
>Vitamin R

That's some dirty hillbilly beer.It's actually alright as far as cheap beer go

>>381522124
No? Alcohol has a low freezing point. Unless your freezer is -17C, then you'll be fine.

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>>381522124
>whiskey freezing in a regular freezer

>>381522172
There too many to make a map, seriously.

I live in central Oregon, and we have nearly 50 just in the immediate area.>>381522213

>>381521185
>drinking can't be relaxing
>drinking means you are always going to get drunk

Shut the fuck up retard.

>>381522156
So he made a creamcheese frosting with pineapple and went full retard

>>381522213
Deschutes is not a macro. Not in spirit anyway.

>>381517373

Fuck man, Angry Orchard would be good right about now.

>>381521667
whiskey shouldn't be frozen. its a room temp drink

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>>381517993
>smirnoff ice is for girls
>orchard/ hard cider is for homos and hick girls
>craft beer is for nu males
>regular beer is for poorfags and frat boys
>hard liquor is for men
>151/75.5% a bottle a night for 4 years is for me

I really can't wait till I die

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I'm high drinking pink lemonade eating frozen (barely now) chocolate-covered banana slices.

>>381522351

Bend is the microbrew Mecca.

>>381522382
I honestly feel bad for the /v/irgins who can't even enjoy a couple of drinks because "mummy said is bad." Are they seriously just sticking to energy drinks as a 20 something year old?

>>381522419
Whatever that means. Its available in over 20 states now

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>>381521640

>>381522382
Bro idk even knw whatt to said I'm so wasted xD

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>>381522184
>murika is LE EPIC BACON MEME
>literally all they do with pork belly is bacon
its fucking low tier on the pork belly scale. You dont know shit about pork belly until you visit a part of asia that doesnt worship pigs. Its in fucking everything.

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Regular beer is for Nascar fans

>>381522434
then why do people drink whiskey with those big ice balls

>>381522213
Micro/craft and macro are just (fluctuating) terms dependent on output per year. Most of those breweries do not meet macro output even if they're the powerhouse craft breweries of their state. Hell, Yuenging is technically "craft beer."

>>381522484
If you guzzled Everclear like that, i'm pretty sure you'd have set your house on fire by now.

>>381522501
Fuck yes it is.

More and more fantastic breweries every year. Come visit and enjoy the splendor!

>>381519780
rum and coke

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>>381521585
no it's actually how i eat

>>381522484
I call bullshit. You're trying too hard.

>>381517993
Honestly real men drink whatever they want and don't have gay rules like this.

Smirnoff ice is fucking tasty. Sure I'm not going to order it at a bar, but only insecure men worry about what they can and can't drink.

>>381522637
ordering a rum and coke is like declaring "yes I play Baby Mode" to /v/

>>381522606
All the bottles I down have a fire resistant top on them.
I can't even explain how I can function normally during the day, but I do.

>>381517993
>My insecurities disallow me from experiencing things.
FTFY

>>381522532
lmao you're lower than a trump poster

>>381522738
who gives a fuck what /v/ thinks, they're all a bunch of faggots

>>381522738
>caring what other people think

>>381522637
What a simpleton drink for a simpleton such as yourself. Please leave.

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Best Ginger beer I've come across, doesn't have the sweetness that most do.

>>381522604
Heres a go to if your beer is macro or not.

Do they sell them in duane reades? Then congrats youre a macro and on that map i've seen at least 15 in my work on the east coast alone.

watered down bourbon

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who /tea/ here ?

>>381522851
I'm sorry, but those are horseflies.

>>381517373
>gamer fuel
>a substance that puts you to sleep and disables your motor skills

alcohol is the furthest thing from gamer fuel.

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vermouth and tonic

>>381522795
Get over yourself.

>>381522707
I would spend 35 canadian on a bacardi 151 a night + a white monster for 4 years. Past half a year I went through some major changes and have got down to 8/9 beers a night.
I function somehow like a normal person during the day, but at night I am just a subhuman.

>>381522890
What? I almost always play better when I'm tipsy/drunk.

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>>381522484
I used to be that way. Welcome to alcoholism.

>>381522917
>8/9 beers a night

Jesus Christ man, get help.

>>381517993
>not drinking exclusively colorful and exotic drinks/cocktails/martinis

>>381522551
I agree with you. Pork is very good.

Compared to beef, quite underrated I'd say. I may even prefer it.

>>381522917
How are you not dead?

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Goyim, I .....

>>381522917
might as well just shoot yourself now and saved future you the problems

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>>381517373
This is the good shit

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>he doesn't make his mash potatoes using yukon gold potatoes.

why even live?

>>381518173
What do you drink for whiskey? I've got a handle of Jameson that doesn't show signs of running dry any time soon, but I've been thinking about buying a nicer bottle. Something not blended.

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>tfw 25 and alcohol free with the exception of a few (A FEW) sips to try the taste
I'm better than all of you :)

>>381521336
>montana
>big sky brewing
Their beers are pretty overrated imo
Bayern is way better

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>>381523051
>40 years later
>The only thing they can STILL take from Lebanon is the food

>>381523013
Martinis are hardcore.

>>381522050
I would try this.

>>381523156
Not making them with cream is an even greater crime

>>381518023
You probably damaged your liver. Take it easy for a couple of years and lay off booze as much as you can. The liver is the only organ in the human body which grows back but that doesn't mean you need to abuse it.

>>381523170
Being so smug about something so insignificant actually makes you a pretty inferior person.

>>381522967
I mean, I feel great doing it and it never hurt me so far, but I know what is going to be in my future. I recently got a good job shit going on, so I'm going to be quitting.
I cold turkeyed before with only 3 days of withdraws after I killed off my 151/75% shit, but I still drink a bunch of beer half a year after.
>>381522975
>>381523038
>>381523069
I can't die yet, even if I thought about it. I have too much I need to work towards.

>>381523156
Next time you make that make some polenta with chicken stock on the side.

>>381519416
>/v/ is full of normies now.

>>381523296
t. drinklet

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>>381522818
>Selling your beer in stores makes it a macro
Well shit, otherwise you're just a brewpub.

>>381519416
Water is still the shit.
The occasional drink is perfectly fine

>>381523296
he came into the thread to out himself as a pleb so you dont really have to point it out for him

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>>381522738
>>381522738
>>381522795

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Is there a more God tier brand of alcohol? I could drink this shit all day.

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>Flemming gets trolled by American authors about English actually being shit drinkers
>He wojaks the most batshit crazy martini he can think of made w/ navy strength gin and 100-proof vodka + original kina lilet (now banned from the market)

>It turns out to be fucking delicious and becomes a staple of his most popular character
>He wojaks harder and tries to make Bond a Bourbon guy
>Doesn't work

Thank fuck for that.

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>>381523193
>lebanon
> food

We have been there for thousands of years before you arabs stepped foot out of Saudi Arabia. We weren't eating shit on a stick before you came to the levant. Why don't you go back to Riyad Khaled bin Shakaashabazz.

jk, you're okay just don't go to Fallujah tomorrow.

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>>381517373

Ikaruga. Finished a fifth of vodka.

>>381522551
>>381523017
Though I will say there's plenty of restaurants that serve a variety of pork dishes. It's not all just bacon, unless you visit something like a chain fast food restaurant. They could do better, but I think most people think bacon and also fast food taste good, no matter where you go.

Places that serve these over the top meals are certainly not the norm, and I don't really know of any, but I sure would be willing to give it a whirl.

>>381523170
Alcohol free and occasional light drinking are both redpilled. Getting blackout drunk every friday is oven-worthy

>>381523410
Theres a difference between selling your beer in a high end market and selling it in the largest chain store in america. Every duane reade has a corporate mandated beer section so that means the beer supplier has to have proven that they can maintain production to fill their shelves consistently and have enough product to fill all their stores in the state

>>381523553

Shit I was thinking this was game and drink. Well, everyone should drink and play Ikaruga.

>>381523273
agreed. Cream and butter are a must

>>381523541
shit that image made my fucking mouth water god damn.

>>381523504
Wojak isn't a verb, redditor.

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>>381523541
>We have been there for thousands
Easy there, Khazar. Let's not /pol/ this.

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Blackberry Moonshine

>>381522156
>pecans

Yeah, nah. Dropped

>>381521139
Blue Moon is pretty average beer in quality and obtainability. I like it though, you generally serve it with orange.

>>381523684
reddit doesn't even know what wojak means, summerkid.

>>381523689
I know. I mean I'm Arab too, but that went jihad real fuckin quick

>>381517993
Only betas care about the perceived masculinity of their drink.

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>>381523493

>>381520472
It's really hard to have any idea what's going on for longer than five seconds, talk, or think in general.

>>381523570
Im just sick of making my own pork belly dishes if i have a carving for it. Because of the amount of fat on it, im usually slow cooking in liquid it to reduce the amount of oil as much as possible which is a pain to do.

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>>381523689

>khazars

easy there subsaharan african mixed with dark southern semite who is now called "arab" and who has no connection to the levant . Let's not /pol/ this .

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For me, it's the mcchicken. The greatest fastfood sandwich.

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What me and most Floridians in Osceola drink

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>>381523898
I love that shit in a Last Word, but it's so fucking expensive in the states.

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>not drinking cheap malt liquor when gaming

Its like you guys dont know how to do it right. I've switched to drinking pic related almost exclusively and each 40 only costs me ~$2.50. If the point is to get a buzz/drunk why waste time and money on other things when this shit gets you under on the cheap?

>>381517993
Nah dude boxed wine is for poorfags.
I can spend $10 for the same amount of alcohol that $40 of beer would cost me and it tastes better.

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>drinking on the weekdays

>>381519780
There's pretty much no hard liquor that doesn't taste bad, but some taste much worse than others. If you buy cheap liquor it's going to taste like shit and give you a horrible headache/hangover.

Personally I like whiskey and there are some pretty good whiskeys you can get on a budget but they're still not going to taste good. Gin or rum might be the way to go for you. Gin is similar to vodka except it tastes like christmas trees. Rum is generally has a low alcohol content and the best way to describe it is it tastes like the beach. Hard to explain but you'll know what I mean once you taste it.

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>>381523992
I could have just called you protoroach, but now I will since there's a clear trigger path established.

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>>381517993

>mfw I order anything I want at the bar and don't give a fuck about what people think

Sucks to be an insecure betafag who only cares about keeping an image, huh anon?

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>>381517373
Fuck that trash.

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>tfw you can't drink due to medication that affects the liver

>>381517373

Cherry coke zero + lime la croix + kraken rum

>>381524090

When your tolerance is high these things just make you piss a lot. I'd much rather curl up with a bottle of cheap whiskey.

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decided to make one since i had all the ingredients, pretty decent.

>>381524090
mup da doo didda po mo gub bidda be dat tum muhfugen bix nood cof bin dub ho muhfugga

>>381523623
Hi, actual professional experience in alcohol retail, bartending, and brewing, here.

First, Duane Reade isn't the largest chain store in America. I don't even think there are many locations outside of NYC, let alone New York State.

Second, beer is stocked by a local distributor, meaning beer selection in the same chain may vary by location. Three tier system, my nigra. Im from Florida. The big chain here is Publix. If you go to a Publix in Jacksonville you will find a different craft beer selection than the beer selection at a Publix in Miami, because those individual stores will get different supplies from different beer distributors which will have accounts with different breweries, primarily with the local breweries. If the beer is on the shelf it's not because they're macro, it's because the microbrewery's sales guys talked either their distributor into recommending their product or talked the franchise owner into placing an order for their beer and it would only be for the stores in the immediate area, NOT the entire chain.

Third, a microbrewery is defined as producing less than 460,000 gallons per year. That's it.

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I'm drinking this but I'm not playing any vidya.

>>381524417
Without the Big Lebowski this would be considered less manly than a Rum & Coke to order.

>>381524291
one who consorts with beasts

>>381524503
Considering it's just me, my cat and my steam library i'm not too concerned about looking any specific way

Every craft beer I ever had just taste like hops to me. Nothing beats a Miller Genuine Draft for drinkable

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21 year old rum aged in bourbon barrels. Have some basil citrus turkey jerky to go with it.
>>381517373
Hope you added a shot of whiskey to that!
>>381517993
You're a shit. Cider is a classic.
>>381518274
This guy knows what's up.

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>>381524503
It's at least a little better than a Sex On The Beach or a Buttery Nipple.

My favorite "man who enjoys to suck another man's" cocktail is a Brain Hemorrhage, just because it looks cool and has a cool name.

>>381524417
The best white russian I ever had was at one of those upscale bowling alleys. Amazingly good.

>>381524441
First Duane reade is in every state must under a different name Walgreens

Second youre right

>>381524671
the texture on that drink is fucking awful though

>>381524671
is that semen

>>381517993

>tiering craft beer
>tiering a process, and not a type

>>381518250

This

Everybody pack up and go home

>>381524090
nignog

>>381524671
Looks like you're drink bloody semen.

>>381524417

These things are damn delicious but dangerous. If they're made well I'll knock them back without noticing.

what does rum and tequila taste like

>>381524634
>Every craft beer I ever had just taste like hops to me.
Maybe stop drinking IPAs and American pales, then.

>>381524671
irish cream, schnapps, and grenadine sounds like a vile combination.

>>381524668
Fucking hell I'm jealous. How much did that cost you?

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>>381524192

shots fired

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hunE-gA5sAc

>>381521556
http://lmgtfy.com/?q=Is+alcohol+healthy

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>>381524078
>Last Word
Make way Wizards, an Archmage is among us.

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Lots of alcohol in this thread but where are those snack stashes?

>>381524876
I drink what they serve me, I travel a lot for work. I go these hipster places and always ask for something local. Every time they give me something it's just a hops explosion.

What should I ask for then?

but how do you like to eat when drinking and gaming?

>>381524984
I drink my alcohols in the morning with an empty stomach

>>381524984
that fucking sodium though

>>381524874
>Rum
Wooden barrels

>Tequila
Gutter water

>>381525020
Just look for something dark in coloration.

American beer also generally sucks so they hop the shit out of it.

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I haven't had a home cooked meal in years.

>>381525092
so Rum actually tastes good?

>>381522738
An anonymous person on an online board thinks I'm a baby for drinking what I want?
What will I ever do?!

Oh, right, I'll keep doing it and you can suck my hairy balls.

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>>381524984
This is a gentleman's thread. Take your childish snacks elsewhere.

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>>381525128
someone please help me

>>381524984

Does anyone mash up a bag of ramen, pour the mix in it and eat it like a bag of fritos? I did that in my poorfag days.

actual Celiac here, good choice OP

Capn Coke if I'm relaxing after work

>>381525169
get a portable stove and put some shit in it

>>381525132
Not him, but yeah it's pretty good. A neat whiskey is better though.

>>381525128
>>381525169
My girlfriend was the same, its a real bastard because now we pretty much only eat homecooked meals so it feels like I never have a day off from it.

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>>381522782
>>381522786
>>381523464
>>381525138
>All these triggered Rum & Coke babbys

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>>381524906
Surprisingly not much. 750 ml for $52 at a liquor super center. The hard part was the wait. 18 year old bottles were going for 6 dollars+ more, while other 20+ were up in the $90's and higher. Shelf of this one was completely empty(obviously), but the store computer noted there were 3 still in stock. Had to wait an hour for the clerk to find it, but browsing craft beers, sakes, wines, tequilas, mead, cigars, and whiskeys passed the time.

>>381525132
They can be good but like all alcohol if you grab from the bottom shelf it's going to taste shitty

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>>381517373

>>381525140
The martini is the fedora of cocktails.
You have to be a fucking man to pull it off.
If you aren't, you just look like a fucking chode.

>>381525284
>>381525383
what would be a not too bad brand of whiskey or rum

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>>381525092
>Tequila
>Gutter water

Get the fuck out
Everyoen who has the "I don't drink tequila anymore" always involves one brand. Jose Cuervo.
Drink some real shit.

>>381525020
If you like chocolate or coffee, try a stout or porter next time. dark beer is best beer.

>>381525132
Yes.

Ignore him about tequila though. Tequila is probably one of the more palatable hard liquors for people who aren't used to a strong alcoholic taste.

Flavor is reminiscent of honey. They very often add caramel to tequila as well.

>>381521413
Assmad water drinker detected.

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Love this shit

>>381525439
Jameson For whiskey
Captain Morgan for rum

Easy, simple, mid-tier shit.

>>381517993
>tfw forever a poorfag

>>381525290
>triggered

Or, people just don't care if you think it's 'baby mode'. Thanks for sharing your opinion though, I guess

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>>381525408
FUCK YES!
Russian Imperials are amazing.

>>381525290
Give the rum and cokes a chance. I used to drink 'em before I acquired the taste for neat spirits. You build up to the good stuff!

I had this liquor on a cruise ship once, it was a super expensive drink and the taste was oddly chemical, like rubbing alcohol, but strangely it still tasted good and went down smoother than anything I've ever had. It was colorless. Anyone know what that shit was?

>>381525449
Tequila is just beaner brew for the kids lacking cojones for mezcal.

>>381520032
My nigga.

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>Love scotch
>Way too expensive for my budget

I'll be rich one day and own all the scotches

Alright, so, what are the best games to play drunk?

>>381525775
come on now anon, let's be realistic

>>381525439
For a whiskey beginner, get something easy like Jim Beam Honey.

For rum, I'd recommend Kraken. But mix that shit with coke, it's definitely not the kind you drink straight.

>>381525101
>American beer also generally sucks so they hop the shit out of it.
kek it's either "American beer sucks because it's so hoppy" or "American beer is so hoppy to mask how much it sucks"
Some of us just like drinking beer that tastes like a magical citrusy elven pine forest. American hops are fucking delicious.

>>381525020
If you don't like hops see what microbrew pale lagers they have for something familiar-tasting. Hefeweizens and witbiers are go-tos for non-hoppy pale beers. Otherwise try dark beers like brown ales, stouts, and porters. You might also like Belgian style beers like tripels or dubbels. On occasion, an American brewery might make a German-style lager like dunkels or doppelbocks, but those take longer to ferment so they're rare among small breweries.
Some American dark beers will also have some hop flavor, but it usually doesn't overpower the malt.

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>>381524984

No image but all I snack on are jalapeno pretzel bites, nuts and different fruit. If my buddy is feeling generous and has good hunts I'll sometimes have some spicy deer jerky.

>>381525219

That has to be a poorfag staple. One of my friends talked about doing that when he was a kid.

>>381520996
Holy shit. I bet you never actually been to a college party. Girls can handle themselves as much as the guys. It honestly depends on the person. Newfags need to have a life.

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angry orchard a fuckin shit.

>>381521762
My alien, he's still missin'

>>381525850
I drink IPAs all the time, I prefer that kind of beer.

Have you ever been to Europe? Specifically, ever been to Germany?

American beer SUCKS. I could drink those fucking liters they were bringing me in Trier like apple juice, shit is so cash.

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laphroig is still good. Why is ardbeg so shit now?

>>381522050
The hell are they pouring on the burger?

Lard? Batter?

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>>381525905
>Girls can handle themselves as much as the guys

>all these hipster drinks i will never try
fuck all of you

>>381525850
Hoppy beers is the ONLY type of beer I will not drink. Even malt liquor tastes better than hoppy shit.

>>381521585
What a cunt you are. He's just eating some smoked/canned fish, little pancakes, and roe. And he decided to take a photo of his little feast. Leave him alone.

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>>381525753
Tequila IS a mezcal you plebeian.

Aside from the dubiousness of their 'filtered through meteorites' claim, does anyone else like Outer Space Vodka? (Above average for a mid-shelf I think)

>>381526090
fresh cream. senpai wants his big mac as a dessert.

>>381525905
>girls can handle themselves as much as guys

They literally, biologically cannot.

Even then if they drink less to compensate I wouldn't notice. I've only ever had to kick drunk girls off my property during a party, never guys.

>>381521889
This beer is so mythical. I need to try it.

>>381525850
I'm gonna be in Boulder next week, i'll ask for something non hoppie

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Gives us gamers the vital minerals and minerins we need to game

>>381519979
That explains why people buy all different types of alcohol and prefer specific ones to others, and like trying different mixes they heard, read etc. about and also explains fully why people discuss which brands and types of liquor/beer they like.

...oh wait....

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>>381517373
I sipped all kinds of things last night and now I have a terrible hangover and can't play anything.

>>381526282
>sugar free
then why the fuck are you even drinking it for