>The new Demon Dick Dildo is the worst shit I have EVER been

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>The new Demon Dick Dildo is the worst shit I have EVER been fucked by in the entire 24 years of my life...
>Yes.
>It's really THAT bad. Let me explain...
>I was quite broke at the time, so I went to the hospital to see how my grandma was doing, because she is currently fighting cancer and feels really lonely in her room.
>As a tradition, she usually gives me some money to "buy myself some ice-cream" like when I was younger. So, she gave me $60.
>Obviously, I didn't use it to buy ice-cream...
>Instead, I went on Bad Dragon, and purchased the new Demon Dick dildo. The reason I chose it, is because I used to play with an old red ribbed hairbrush at my grandma's house, so buying this dildo was to somehow remind me of her.
>The problem is, that the new Demon Dick was a huge freaking SCAM, and it didn't give me memories of the good time I had at my grandma's place. What I got instead, was rage and anger!
>Remember, I paid 60 fucking bucks for this!! Money that my DYING grandma gave me. Maybe even the last thing she'll ever give me...
>Anyways, the game had ONE size. Yes. You heard it right. One size. And in order to fuck yourself with it, you had to wait two months for your asshole to tighten back up.
>On top of that, if your lube bottle was more than half empty... you were pretty much fucked. Why on earth would I need half a bottle of lube, in order to fit one dildo in my ass?
>These two points made me throw away this joke of a dildo (if we can even call it a dildo) within a week. I wish I had realized it was snake-oil faster, so I could have benefited from the Bad Dragon refund policy.
>This been said, I still regret--to this day--using my grandma's money to buy an incomplete game made by a team of YIFFERS.
>Don't waste your money on this SHIT. Even if it's $0,99 during the current Cock Closeout sale.
>Don't make the same mistake, as I did.