>be military
>chilling west of the farm
>we hear howling in the distance
>its our arch enemy
>the dog
>"OH FUCK OH FUCK"
>everyone is shouting
>"CALL IN TEH FUCKING AIRSUPPORT"
>its too late
>the blind dog is running down the hill
>"sHIT RUN RUN"
SOMEONE HELP THE DOG IS ASSAULTING US