Realistic Anon in WoW

This thread is shit and it's only purpose is to screencap le funny randumb posts and post them on certain websites that must not be named.

>>381453254
Thread's stupid but I would just level up.

That's the whole point of MMOs, you're weak as fuck first.

>>381453686
It's actually just for fun. Don't be a dumb cuck

You can learn magic in Azeroth just by picking up a book and studying up.
I'd just learn to toss some fireballs and make a decent living collecting bear asses in Elwynn for gold.

Wow does a bad job of displaying the average citizen.

Nothing that happens in wow would be possible without the work of the the people in the cities of stormwind and oggrimar for example.

I'd just because a rogue, learn stealth and rape the shit out of everything.

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>>381453254

I make a pact with demons and become a warlock.

Check mate, nigger.

>>381453748
>level up
>realistic
Anon can you read?

>>381454517
>everyone else can level up but you can't because OP can't understand what game mechanics represent

>>381453946
This, though I'd probably be a priest instead.

>>381453254
>"Well, for starters, you are far too... Lanky. And you look too frail to actually fight..."
Fuck you Khadgar, I work out you know

>>381453254
I'd join the Explorer's league and points out the inconsistencies in the lore.

>>381453946
Only if you have the willpower and capacities.
"Magic devours the non-initiated", or something like that.

>>381453254
>Lanky
>Implying he wouldn't mistake most anons for a dwarf

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>>381453254
>You don't look like you're built for the adventuring life

nigger you literally have a race of fatass chinese mongrels in both factions, don't you dare to say I can't play with you and the big boys

>>381455259
>implying I'm an amerimanlet

>>381455248
>grinding to max level in MMOs
>not a test of willpower

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>>381453254

Do not listen to that silly mage brother.
Walk with the light and purge the world of evil today!

>>381455270
even these furshits have some muscle tone though.

I'd probably go try and learn basic magic. Then try advanced magic, get corrupted or something, and be a level 5 quest 'boss' enemy that is 2shotted by an adventurer in heirlooms.

It'd be a cool run though.

>>381455270
>"Oh but we've harnessed our weight as a center of ourselves!"
>"Your weight looks like it harnessed a couple extra kegs of brew!"
>laughing.pandas.jpg

>>381455270
pandaren body is more buildfat than actual fatass my dude

>>381455490
>*dies on his first mission and sylvannas recruits his corpes for the forsaken army*

>be a robotics engineer
>become buddies with gnomes
>share with them the knowledge of our world
>help advance the technology of the alliance
>get a gnome wife

>>381455893
>dark lady looks him over
>"dispose of this one. Someone already ruined it"

>>381455490
is that compatible with my muslim lifestyle?

>go kill 10 boars
gore thread ensues

>>381455978
>gnome wife laughs at dick size
>"I can make something bigger and lasts longer too!"

>>381455893
>grabs a gun
>one-shot a worldboss

>>381455601
Humans aren't corrupted as easily as other races by arcane magic, though.
>I'd probably go try and learn basic magic
But how would you do that ? The books probably aren't just available for rent at the Stormwind library (assuming it's even open to citizens), and you can't just come up to a mage tower and demand a book.

>>381453254
I can kill boars.

I would probably try to anally fuck a fem dranei and get killed because of that

>Get Bit by a Worgen
>Become a resto druid

Would suck having all that fur and probably will need to take flea baths, but I won't be entirely useless

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>>381456272
Uh-huh.

>Realistic
Implying my life on Azeroth wouldn't be a straight up hero's journey with me fucking nelfs and getting gold, ending with me sacrificing myself for muh greater good.
Jk I'd probably just get drunk all the time not much different from now tbqhf.

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>summon succ ubus
>enjoy that thicc ass

>>381453254
They hand out powerful artifacts to every schmuck with a brain stem. I think Ill be fine.

>>381456413
pretty sure everyone here is too much of a beta loser to handle a succubus from wow

>>381456413
Enjoy becoming literal cannonfooder for the burning legion

>implying it will be hard to trick virtual players into thinking that you are some super hidden quest giver who will give them super cool shit after they give you best equipment in the game
Being there not as a player has a perk of not showing up on who list as well.

>>381456401
>"Why aren't you flirting with another human? They don't like you?"
>"You thought because I'm an elf that I'm easier?"
>"Be gone!"

i go to stormwind and learn levitation magic

get a job at library, secure ok job for rest of life.

Just do jewlry and enjoye free golds, like in the game. then fuck goblin whores at booty bay

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>>381456798
The big strong heroes are taking care of the Legion. I'll just hang out in booty bay and wait out the storm
>>381456713
>implying a contracted demon has any say in the matter

>>381453254
I'll move to Pandaria and learn brewing. I don't like the pandas, but I'll put up with it for the master craftsmen.

>>381453254
>implying I wouldn't just sign up at Northshire Abbey to become a priest
Fucking smiting fools and shit.

Is there anything worse than being some farmer in Darkshire?

>>381453254
I can run long distance and I'm good with animals, I think I could make it as a huntard with enough training.

>>381456904
I like this plan.
>Hello adventurer, I'm the super duper secret quest giver and I need you to kill 10 boars for me
>Here, take this mysterious box of nothingness as a reward while I give those pelts to the real quest giver

>>381457110
You need to be a strong enough warlock to handle a succubus. I doubt you'd even had the stomach to handle an Imp.

>>381457369
don't touch what you can't handle

>>381457369
>You need to be a strong enough warlock to handle a succubus
Gnomes disprove your silly theory. Fel magic and demon summoning were literally made for nerd virgins larping in robes.

>>381457472
gnomes are NOT virgins

>>381457110
>>381457369
>>381456413
>>381454442
>These people didn't play Vanilla

Warlocks are a very VERY dangerous class to be, because each and every demon requires a personal pact to be made with, be it a contract, or enslavement. Succubi in general were considered one of the more insidious of the demon contracts as it quite literally required gathering the still beating hearts of lesser men.

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>Carry my ass to the nearest body of water
>Fish for an hour
>I am now a quadrillionheir.
>Pay a mage to turn me into a cute girl and and spend my days getting """Raped""" by orcs

Question: Is there any decent afterlife you can aspire towards in Warcraft or are you guaranteed to get corrupted and/or made into a zombie somewhere down the line?

Id try to get an apprenticeship, hope for hot female co-workers

I just realized that I would attempt to hide my personality and intelligence to have the best chance of success, maybe I should do that in the real world

>>381453254
I'd just fuck around with engineering all day

>>381457658
I played Vanilla, just not a Warlock.

The fuck is wrong with Khadgar's face? Like something always looks super off about it.

>>381457352
Just go for the big guns
>"If you give me armors of wrecking the world +100 so i can outfit my armies you can join me on interspace oops i said too much haha forget it fucking super fast breeding space monsters will kill us all anyway"
>5 minutes in everyone's rushing to give you super armors of wrecking the world thinking it's some starcraft tie-in super dungeon

>>381457681
ghost runs

>have a credit card in my wallet when transported
>use it to buy gold
Oh wow look at all these items

>>381457658
reminds me of when I used to summon infernals and doomguards and let them go wild in ironforge. classic

>>381453254
>regular ol' grain farmer
>sleeping soundly in my bed with my wife
>suddenly woken up by what appears to be two men arguing about cooking
>one of them leaves in a huff
>finally, go back to sleep
>five minutes later the prince of Lordaeron kicks in my door and starts raping me with a warhammer right in front of my wife

>>381457268
Being some citizen in Theramore, or in Lakeshire. Unlike Westfall and Darkshire, Lakeshire doesn't even have a trained militia to protect you.

>>381457681
If the Light likes you enough, it protects you from undead resurrection.

>>381453254
I'd become a tinker working with gnomes or human engineers probably. My only advantage is tech knowledge not native to Azeroth.

If that doesn't work I'd probably be a peasant carrying lumber or maybe a footman.

>>381453686
REDDIT

>>381454517
m8 you can level up in real life, I grind str every other day

>>381457681
Pretty sure that if you believe in the Light hard enough it can literally do anything for you.

>>381457771
Well the imp was simple enough. You just had to beat it with a stick until it told you to stop.

The succubi quest required going to both continents, killing a human and an undead, taking their hearts, and then making a pact with a succubus who refuses to work with someone who can't beat her slut ass into submission.

>>381456413
they removed the fly legs? I guess that was inevitable, it's still a tiny compromise

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>>381457916

>>381455698
kekeke

>>381457681
Great warriors get to duke it out in Valhalla
Demonic servants get pulled into the Nether for suffering
Regular dudes are embraced by the Light and experience peace for eternity
Zombies get kicked out to the Void for megasuffering

>>381458178
>Zombies get kicked out to the Void for megasuffering
This is more or less the truth. Sylvannas is terrified of the megasuffering which is why she keeps spamming Val'kyr to stall it.

>>381458178
>Zombies get kicked out to the Void for megasuffering
That seems terribly unfair!

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>>381456413
>trying to make a pact with a succubus right away

>>381458178
To be fair, the Valhalla thing is more for vrykul warriors than other races warriors.

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>>381457893
>That moment where the low level tries tagging it

>>381458370
I don't think an imp is going to give very good succ

>>381458352
The Light doesn't want to deal with burning your ass to a fine crisp every instant of eternity just for existing in the same vicinity

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>>381457987
>Tfw you spend your childhood grinding stats in video games and your adulthood grinding stats in real life

>>381458440
The long and short of that explanation is because Odyn didn't recognize the valor of lesser, smaller races because they pragmatically could not match the strength of the Valarjar.

During Legion, he doesn't so much "Change his mind" as much as he comes into contact with a lesser race's warrior example that actually matches and surpasses the Valarjar.

>>381458352
pretty sure you don't go to wowhell if you kill yourself after you get raised

>>381457681
Valhalla

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>Portal opens in the sky
>Fall to my death into a mountain
>Wake up as a Forsaken
>I have dulled emotions, none of my 5 senses and worms are crawling out of every orifice
>They tell me I can either serve the banshee queen or die
>Ask them how things got like this
>They tell me the Lich King made a bunch of undead who turned around and got revenge on him for making them undead.
>Call them out on the hypocrasy
>They scoff and tell me its completely different because I am being give a CHOICE on if I want or be a slave or die.
>Tell them to fuck off
>They kill me
>Wake up
>The Death Knights have risen me to fight the legion
>OH GOD DAMMIT
>but hey, I have emotions now, I can feel things, this brand of the curse is much better
>They inform me that the Forsaken stole one of their brothers and they are working to spring the fucker
>HELL YEAH RIDE OR DIE

>>381457658
>still beating hearts of lesser men.
big deal. you kill lesser men by the truck loads just at level 1

>>381458667
>Wake up as a Forsaken
>he didn't just run back to his corpse

>>381458606
You do
The Forsaken that give you the option to neck yourself or join don't tell you because either they don't know that either or they don't give a fuck, there's always more corpses to offer their cult leader slut elf

>>381453254

Do you have a class? Can you equip gear? Can you level up and learn abilities? Can you resurrect?

Ultimately almost all of the power in WoW comes from equipment, but the equipment is class and level locked, so if you can't "level" you can't equip anything, so you'll never be able to be more than a starting area peon no matter who you are IRL.

>>381458787
do you have a single fact to back that up

>>381458587
funny, if I knew programming I'd make an app that tracks your workouts and gave you exp every time you did them

>>381458739
Lore wise not everyone gets to run back to their corpse, only heroes.

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>>381458587
>spend your childhood grinding stats in video games
>too socially anxious to join raids or rated PVP

>spend your adulthood grinding stats in real life
>too socially anxious to join fun social events or start a career

Westfall, here I come.

>>381458910
Happened to Sylvanas when she died and there's no contradicting evidence

>>381458937
anyone with game meta knowledge does. that would be us

>>381459067
HUH

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>>381458984
>Be socially awkward
>Stay away from group content because of this.
>Become adult
>get job in retail
>Learn how to interface with people
>Still absolutely terrified of getting on mic with people or tanking a dungeon

Sometimes you just have to accept that you are a beta.

>>381459097
yeah but she hurt innocents and stuff

>>381458587

I know I've maxed out swimming at least.

>>381453254
Uh, what does me being lanky have to do with me studying Demonology, Fell magic, or the arcane?

Shit i mean what expac are we in i could just let Arthas kill me and Death Knight my shit up

>>381459134
>Tank because it's fun, and everyone needs a tank
>Technically everyone needs a healer too, but healing is boring as shit
>Dont like talking because it wastes time and I usually can't hear the game
>Talk anyway
>Do content
>Make friends
>Go and pug the same dungeon again for fun even though I can't get loot from it anymore

Before Legion ended, I probably did Socrethar the Eternal about 5 times a week just because he was a fun as shit fight to tank.

>>381453254
Time to go full paladin on that shit. Of course that would require knowing what the human god is, but I'm pretty sure I could find out while training until I find the local holy book stash.

>>381459282
>Legion
Wod I mean. Before Wod ended.

Also social anxiety is a meme. It's just social inexperience. Force yourself to do it ONCE and then it becomes second nature.

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>>381457663
came to post this

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>>381453254
>no powers
>no magic

That is unrealistic for Azeroth already. Anyone can learn magic with enough training and effort. Or you can take a shortcut and forge pacts with demons. Warlocks are begrudgingly accepted within the ranks of Alliance and Khadgar himself knows fuck all about what the "lesser people" have to go through because he's a mage that has been talented since his very youth and never had to struggle with anything related to his craft. This also works under the assumption that I'm a regular neet devoid of willpower or fortitude.

>>381453748
A level 1 native to WoW can get into fist fights with bears, boars, mountain lions, and wolves and win.

I wonder what we'd have to level up on first to even get to level 1.

>gather herbs
>fish
>sell on auction house

retire and live out the rest of my days fucking dranei bitches, or be if I'm horde

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>>381459282
>Tank because it's fun
>Everyone sprints through the leveling content
>Go 10 levels with the only communication being "faster" before a DPS warrior starts pulling literally everything
>Get bullied in Cataclysm dungeons because the fights actually have mechanics and I don't have time to remember them before people start pulling

>>381453254
>No powers, no magic, no self insert God blessings shit
You need none of that to be a warrior.

>>381459241
Did you even look at human warlocks/mages? They're ripped as fuck, you need to be strong to swing that artifact around all day

>>381459501
>"sorry Anon. I only date heroes."

>>381455978
What would you help them with? They already make sentient AI and fully capable bipedal robotics.

>>381459726
Yeah then explain why my hero has never dated an NPC draenei in-game, wise guy

>>381458370
THAT IS NOT A SUCCUBUS. THAT IS SHUB-NIGGURATH. WHAT HAVE YOU DONE ANIMU CHILD??!?!?!?

>>381459726
>Contribute to the Quiraji War effort
>Not a hero
#notmyazeroth

>>381459735
>sentient AI
what

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>Some some average joe dirt farmer
>Load up your wagon with carrots and go to town to sell
>Warlocks casually walking around with demons in tow.
>People murdering one another infront of the gates.
>Demon Hunters walking around like they aren't fucking outcasts.
>Death Knights just chilling at the tavern despite the fact that they dont even need to eat drink or sleep.
>Naked elves dancing on mailboxes
>More """adventuerers"""" than actual people

WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU CITY FOLK

YER ALL A BUNCH OF GOD DAMN DEGENERATES NO WONDER THE LEGION IS INVADING THIS SHIT

>>381457663
Gender swap potions only last 1-2hours but are generally cheap. Drinking more refreshes the timer for players but im assuming you would have no such limit. So the more you drank the longer you would stay that way. 12 potions a day for 24 hours of girl mode. I dont know what it taste like but have fun chugging that.

>become warrior
>get crushed under my pauldrons
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW

>>381459735
With making things that don't nuke their fucking capitals on a whim. Gnomes are scatterbrained jackasses with an extremely narrowminded approach towards anything. A gnome can be a master at computation machines or security, but good luck having two gnome experts combine the knowledge of the two for computer security. They'll kill each other before they work out the way to combine their expertise. This is where a third party comes in that can combine their knowledge and take the best from it while cutting away the worst.

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>>381459996
> this will never exist IRL

If the Light is so strong then how come so many Death Knights are Paladins who were forced into it?

>>381459387
>Also social anxiety is a meme. It's just social inexperience. Force yourself to do it ONCE and then it becomes second nature.
Cute, but it doesn't work that way. It can be worked with, even cured (I did it myself), but it still lingers every now and then.

Social anxiety isn't about not wanting to get to know people, it's more about always having second-thoughts and things like "Do they really like me, or are they just doing that out of pity ?", "What are they saying behind my back ?", and things like that.
I'm still pretty suspicious/anxious around people I don't know well, I've just learned not to show it/suppress it.

>>381459989
Where is that picture from?

>>381460153
its not fair....

>>381458936
Thats insanely easy. The trick is making sure people dont cheat and to make rewards worth it.

>>381460240
You know where it's from.

>>381453254
>Get teleported to the time when Kel'thuzad is spreading the plague
>Join Artha's investigation of the plague and try to survive all the campaigns

>>381460301
I wish I did

>>381459134
I felt the same way at first but if you find people who share interest it becomes fun. Yeah you might have to make the first step now and then but thats all it takes.

>>381459989
>>Death Knights just chilling
Heh

>>381460353
>fall in love with Jaina
>she can't even remember your name

>>381460353
>Help Arthas convince Uther during the purge of Stratholme that this is necessary or come up with a quarantine system to rescue as many people as possible, using the light to suppress or purge the infection
>Prevent Arthas from becoming a Death Knight
>We all die to the burning Legion Invasion anyway because it was the scourge under rebellious Ner'Zhul that was that straw that broke the camel's back, since without that Arthas would never meet Illidan and have him kill Tichondrious, the most cunning of the Burning Legion strategists who was actually careful enough to have anticipated the ambush at the world tree, because he is well known for his mentality of expecting the worst, always.

I'd travel to Pandaria and fug the pandas.

>>381460153
It would definitely solve some problems but something instant like this would have to change you on a chromosome level while also reforming everything. Realistic waifu robot bodies you put your brain into would be first.

wow, world of warcraft is still pretty popular on /v/. theres at least two wow related threads everyday on here

>>381460740
He apparently never expected the players to barge into his room and kill him in the nightborne palace

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>>381460826
I would do the trip only once anyway, anon

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I'm going to take this platform to call out you pandafags.

>MOP gets released
>Instant fan backlash
>Pandafags claim its because of western xenophobia and hatred of orential fantasy.

>Stormblood gets released
>Literally the absolute height of the game's popularity
>it takes place in an Oriental Fantasy land
>WITH NO STUPID FUCKING CARTOONY PANDAS

Are you ready to apologize yet?

>>381460828
I'd love to play wow if the game got good again

>>381460895
WoW writing is shit, I'm referring to War 3 in particular. He was expecting the Scourge to betray him, he just didn't expect that Arthas would find a way to push Illidan towards the Skull of Gul'dan and become a ten thousand plus years old night elf/demon killing machine.

>no powers no magic
so we can only be warriors rogues hunters and monks huh?
i would probably go for hunter or rogue
or become a questgiver and make you get stuff for me

>>381460740
>Prevent Arthas from becoming a Death Knight
Do you have a plan for this? There was a lot conspiring in that direction, it wasn't by happenstance that he found Frostmourne.

>>381460740
>Help Arthas convince Uther
Good luck with that one.

Why is /v/ so gay?

>>381460162
Because skulls are cool.

I'd just go live in Pandaland.

It's peaceful now, all the denizens are nice and because it's old content it will never get updated with some mega disaster.

>>381459996
>>381460153
There was that night elf girl in Darkshore that got turned into a succubus during the Sundering. Presumably you could just catch the eye of the Legion, perhaps they can make qt eredar girls that way, too.

>>381461197
But the only women are furry panda women.

>>381461206
Can they turn me into a dick girl succubus?

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>>381461206
> tfw I once GM'd a whole warcraft genderbending ERP campaign
was fun, regret not being able to do it anymore

>>381460815
>>381461197
living with pandas sounds fucking gross
especially when theyre so fat that they probably cant even wipe their own ass

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>>381461038
the game's player base is made up of 99% weebs anyway so that's no surprise

>>381453254
Are you 12?

>>381461265
i'm sure there's a few rare other expats in pandaland.

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>>381453254
Just put me in charge of logistics and I will turn the tides of war

>>381461407
what is wrong with this world

>>381461323
Are there incubus in WoW, or are they the same being in different forms, as Thomas Aquinas put forward?

>>381461078
By offering an option that is a compromise between the two and explaining that if we do nothing, we will have an entire city's population worth of undead, under the command of a Nathrezim dreadlord almost at the doorstep of our capital. In fact, this should be brought to Terenas directly immediately and not left at the paladins discretion because this not for a private order to decide what to do about. Jaina can teleport around, she can do it. Arthas fell because he became despaired and resorted to more extreme ways of reaching his goals. If he is prevented from having to resort to such extreme measures, he would never need the power of Frostmourne. And if properly educated on the consequences of him of picking it up.

>>381453254
>travel to IF
>go to inn
>drink and laugh with new buddy dwarves
Who said this is only about fighting and dying?

>>381461742
I'd definitively be a warlock for the incubus.

Try to find Chromie and befriend her until I can fuck her/him

>>381461038
I always assumed MoP backlash was due to the mistaken assumption that the Warcraft setting exclusively houses grim and dark story arcs, plus most of the playerbase at the time being so fresh they didn't know what pandaren were.

Pandaria itself is like Charlie Chan levels of orientalism anyway, it's all made to be palatable for westerners.

I mean, I've done martial arts for 11 years. I also do a little HEMA, but not enough to be a anything more than bonking kobolds.

You actually need to consider how muvh of a bonafied badass even level 1 heroes are though, really.

>Fighting wild, rabid wolves
>Suffer various burn wounds from magical fireballs
>Many stab wounds
>Can jump their entire height

I mean, even the manliest of men maybe might be level 2, but level 3-5 and you're killing fucking BEARS. Fuck on, now.

>>381462025
Expansion would have been much more well received if they didn't have big doofy pandas as the main race. Stormblood proves it and Pandafags are eternally BTFO

>>381454105
Cataclysm Westfall actually did a good job. By that I mean the Northrend war effort basically crushed the economy and everyone in non-essential positions were relegated to unemployment and eventual homelessness. Surprisingly grounded for a Warcraft story.

>>381462025
Yeah, Pandarai was a fun and happy place, Just look at the Dread Waste story line.

>>381462215
all that was not fun and happy was shoved off to join the shado-pan and basically live out star ship troopers for the rest of their lives

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>No powers

"Hey Gul'dan, gimme some of that drank"

There, i'm now a warlock.

>>381462215
That's how it was perceived though. Fun and Goofy Kung Fu panda adventures. Most people came around on MoP, initial sales were bad but it had a decent reception besides Siege of Orgrimmar for months. And a content drought near the end was not a problem unique to MoP.

>>381462025
Pandaria was fun to explore, but the whole of the island was shown to be pointless since the only lore-important areas were the Vale and the Dread Wastes, at least until they introduced not one, but two islands off of its coast.

Also this is probably an unpopular opinion, but Mogu'shan Vaults was one of the best designed raids in my opinion, in Wow's history. From a Tank's perspective, every single fight was fun as fuck.

>>381453254
>Find necromancer
>Become his apprentice
>Eventually kill him so i am the master necro now

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>>381462441
>drinking Gul'dan's Mountain Dew

>>381462441
man so many people itt will just sell out their soul instantly for power and succubus wang
not judging would probably do the same desu

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>wake up
>go out to get your morning cup of coffee
>see this
wat do?

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>>381462721
this is stupid. Killing someone to become a master is like working at a company and killing it's CEO to become CEO. You don't get knowledge/power just by killing someone

>>381460740
>Not stealing the Skull of Gul'dan yourself and giving it to Illidan and then having Jaina hiding in the bushes to teleport you both out for dramatic effect.

>>381462804
Coffee? What the shit is that?

>>381462195
... and the player is just here to police them and their attempts to survive.
Same how the Dwarf are casually planning the eventual extermination or troggs and trolls within Dun Morrogh, while humans do the same to Kobolds in Elwynn.

Are the adventurers nazis ?

>>381460964
Souce?

>>381462721
You can't be a master if you don't have a student, otherwise the dichotomy breaks down.

>>381462804
leave before that giant steps on me
probably allert some guards too

>>381462915
Coffee is everywhere in the WoW universe, tard.

The mount vendor by the flight point in Dalaran sells her own brew

>>381462804
>that's not a man
Go back to sleep

>>381462942
>Are the adventurers nazis ?
Nah, just morally-detached mercenaries.

>>381462871
If you are capable of killing them than you have surpassed them

Also Necromancers probably eat eachothers souls to get more powerful or some dumb shit

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find a panda girl to fuck then go to dalaran and become a mage or something.

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>>381462746
>Not being his follower
>Not telling him how to fuck khadgar up and survive faggothold


At the start anons would have no powers, sure.
But the amount of things we know that the characters don't is already a power in itself.

>buy some generic trained mount
>put some unique looking armor on it
>sell for 10,000gp to passing adventurers
>become a millionaire in an hour

>>381462942
>Are the adventurers nazis ?

I belonged to a Dwarf Only guild on a roleplay server who made a point to inform every other race how inferior they are

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>>381463191
>ever trusting Gul'dan
nigger what are you doing
He would betray himself if he could.

>>381462942
They're definitely willing to do some questionable things for coin. Westfall in particular is pretty grey, the Defias aren't wrong about how the callous stormwind nobility treats the common people. And violent revolution is usually the only way to enact real change.

I remember reading an essay about how fantasy fiction usually valorizes old aristocratic power structures and portrays egalitarians as being evil, insane, or grossly misguided. There's probably a grain of truth there, fantasy writers often have an authoritarian bent.

GOLDSHIRE
TAVERN

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>he doesn't main a male Blood Elf DK

what absolute plebs

>>381463293
rp racism is so much fun
i loved my human only guild insulting nighelves as knifeears and laughing at the manlets

>>381463293
hfgdnfdgisjers;poigujoseri;juhgiousjtr;oig;otierhoig

>>381463339
Gul'dan only needs someone that understands his shit man.

i would get along with him.

>>381463418
>he plays a blood elf
>he plays a MALE blood elf
>he plays a MALE blood elf death knight
you are everything wrong with this world

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>>381463418
>not maining a dorf girl

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Reminder that the monk order will take in any old computer-tanned piece of shit and turn them into a rock-abbed killing machine.

Plus you get to chill here after a long day training.

>realistic
>i can do whatever i wan't with female mobs
knock knock
time for cock

>>381463617
Does Li Li fuck? I'd show her my cloud serpent if you know what I mean

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>>381463563

stay jelly, insecure fagbaron

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>>381463436
>Height of MOP with the Horde rebeliion on
>Be part of a TRUE HORDE guild
>Detachment of Orc Roleplayers regularly rolled into Orgrimmar as the fucking gestapo utterly shitting on every single person who wasn't an Orc or Tauren
>When IC they claimed to be the fucking Kor Kron and would punt non IRON HORDE races out. Violently sometimes
>OOCly they would BTFO any non Orc or Tauren roleplayers as lore breaking shits and completely shitpost them down until they left to another city.
>People actually liked us for some fucking reason

>>381463358
So that's why the "SJW" hate video games.
I'm relatively lefty (unless on some social issues), and I like to write/world-build fantasy myself.

It's not really the writer's fault, though : fantasy is often an appeal to traditionalism and old culture by definition.

I'm a bowhunter so I guess I could just continue doing that, only the prey would be different.

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>>381463418
Looks good for a faggot, nice.

>>381463734
Can you expand on that?

>>381453254
become a worgen
go from weedy fuck to buff wolf man with minimal efffort
ez

>>381464014
I would show her my cock and we would engage in sexual relations

>>381464056
more like to weedy fuck wolf man, lmao

>>381463820
Right, it goes back to Tolkien. Who wasn't exactly a fascist but was sort of a reactionary and definitely had romantic conceptions of feudalism and aristocracy, however wistful. His books are often skeptical of modernity.

If you lean that way, however subconsciously, it's not surprising that you'd find something appealing in this sort of fiction. I don't think it's a coincidence that many prominent fantasy and sci-fi writers are conservative leaning.

>>381463794
Upholding lore is important. Look at what happens when it isn't.

>>381463794
i love the orc roleplayers
im german and people screaming heil garrosh in voice was a meme all the way through wod
good times

>>381459870
>he doesn't know about the AI uprising subplot in WoD
Mechagnomes are aware, Anon.

>>381458370
Greatest Doujin ever.

>>381461038
>>381462025
literally nobody had a problem with "oriental fantasy"
people just despised the fucking panda race. naming the entire continent and the entire expansion after said panda race made people hate it with a passion.

>>381460085
I can see helping them standardize protocol and methodology for sure. But they didn't really nuke their capitol on a whim. It was their king going rogue during an invasion.

>>381453254
>powerfull as fuck mage
>can't make himself young again

>>381464560
>messing with a curse that is purely cosmetic anyways
Why risk it?

>>381464560
he is nothing compared to medivh he probably cant do shit

>>381464670
>purely cosmetic
it's not

>>381464215
Isengard and Saruman are a pretty blatant critique of the industrial revolution, aren't they ?

>sci-fi
Sci-fi is usually much more liberal/libertarian leaning, with the demonising of MegaCorps, race, gender and sexuality becoming non-issues, and sometimes a "centralised power" utopianism, like in Star Trek, Mass Effect...

>>381461742
There are Incubi, but whether they're essentially the same as succubi is unknown.

>>381464712
And yet he resisted Legion corruption where Medivh failed.

>>381464670
>purely cosmetic
It's basically softcore immortality with none of the downsides.

>>381464963
because he knew what happened to medivh
he had knowledge that medivh had not
hes still weaker

>>381464963
He's still got time. Medivh was born with a splinter of Sargeras' soul inside him and it took ~30 years for the corruption to fully take hold. They've only just begun to work Khaddy.

>>381465148
Strength is a means, not an end.

>>381453254
>Realistic Anons in World of Warcraft. No powers, no magic, no self insert God blessings shit.

join the nearest warlock coven to learn edgy magic
go on the quest to learn how to summon a succubus. kill two people, rip out their hearts, perform ritual, done.
then open a brothel and rent out my succubus slave for 20 gold per hour. she'll probably even enjoy it.

>>381463418
Male Blood Elf Rogue checking in.

>>381465164
The Legion doesn't have a decade left, let alone three of them

>>381465213
stop the pandashit
if khadgar wasnt such a pussy he could just have taken the guardianpower and protect azeroth like he was supposed to

>>381465403
Unless they develop some kind of super weapon that can blow up the twisting neather? The legion aint going no where. They will be a constant threat. One that never stops losing and really isn't a threat at this point. But still. Constant.

>>381464894
I think that's a more recent development. Cyberpunk fiction is usually amoral but I would agree, skeptical of capitalism and totalitarianism. Star Trek is a fucking jumble, basically a technocratic liberal utopia. Which isn't exactly authoritarian but I find it unappealing for personal reasons. At least it acknowledges that post-scarcity is good and working for a living is bad.

Older sci-fi was less sympathetic. This essay is a pretty good explanation. If anyone gives a shit.

http://web.archive.org/web/20021224193414/http://flag.blackened.net/liberty/moorcock.html

>>381465512
>Unless they develop some kind of super weapon
Illidan is working on it

>>381465403
theres still much more to milk dont worry
>1 expansion peer old god
>how many void lords are?
>add a few filler expansions like mop/wod in between

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>>381465434
>Garrosh creates a super weapon
>Wow what a dick
>Khadgar chooses not to use a super weapon
>Wow what a dick

>>381463734
There is only one rule in the monk order hall

Do not sexualise the Li li, for she is pure.

>>381465725
Thats what they tell the newbies to keep the line short

>>381464963
That's not a fair comparison seeing how Medivh was doomed to become corrupted, having a demon invade your soul while you're still the womb does that to you.

So what the fuck ever happened to Wrathion and why isn't he cleaning up his mess?

>>381465681
garrosh used powers he had no buiseness using
khadgars destiny was to be azeroths guardian like many mages before him
and he just didnt because hes weak and legion had to happen i guess
also why does he look like middle aged dad he had a kick ass antonidas beard in bc

>>381466017
>Destiny

Hello Christian.

>>381465989
writers just forgot about him
probably trying to forget pandaland

>>381465989
He's too busy doing anal with Anduin

>>381466017
I think the initial plan was for Khadgar's magic to age him even further during his time in Outland, hence the wizened greybeard we saw in Shattrath.

But then they decided Khadgar needed to be a major protagonist and decided players wouldn't accept an old man in a hero's role? I don't know, pretty dumb considering how beloved and admired Ian McKellen's Gandalf was. I'd probably like Khadgar a lot more if he were a stodgy old Merlin instead of whatever personality he's supposed to have now.

>>381466136
?
its a fantasy game thats how things work
he was the next in line to become the guardian
thats like illidan randomly stopping to hunt demons because hes scared that he gets too corrupted
khadgar is a pussy

>>381466347
>whatever personality he's supposed to have now.
epic meme man

>>381466347
Gandalf isn't technically an old man, he's more a demi-god posing in an old man body to seem more affable.
Also, LOTR isn't really set in the same tone as World of Warcraft.

>>381466382
Destiny doesn't actually exist in WoW. The closest you get is Naaru saying some shit is going to happen and then it doesn't.

>>381453254
I'd probably just chill in Nagrand or Pandaria. Maybe learn some magic and some techniques to become a makeshift Battle Mage since apparently mages don't want to have the best of both worlds

>>381457775
He looks like an albino black guy.

>>381465989
Wrathion actually appeared at the very end of WOD at the final portion of the Ring questline. He can be seen flying away from Khadgar's tower the instant that Demon Warden Bitch betrays everyone.

He's not COMPLETELY forgotten.

>>381466347
he has some awkward humor as his personality
when he sends you on quest he sometimes pauses to ask what hes even asking you to do
>kill murloc...demons?
that sorta thing

>>381466382
Don't worry, Medhan will accept the powers of the Guardian any day now

I'd learn some healing magic and sell my abilities, or follow around and healbot some burly warriors.

>>381465989
Wrathion is still up and about since he shows up in Chromie's death scenario "on business" and that takes place in the future

>>381466809
who?
but really why isnt he ingame

>>381466442
If that's a meme I wasn't aware of it. This is a problem a lot of Warcraft characters have lately. Characters in the past were uncomplicated but had character traits, Uther, Maiev, Illidian, etc. Khadgar is generically stoic, action-oriented, he's more of a plot mover than a real person. I honestly just can't give a shit about him.


>>381466549
I only brought up LOTR as an example of the public being exposed to a similar idea, an old man kicking ass, and enjoying it rather than finding it unappealing. It's a pretty old trope, kung fu movies and all that. Warcraft isn't SO different in tone that something like that wouldn't work out.

id bust a big nut in so many nelf and belf thots

>>381466619
really? i always thought it was sort of set in stone
so illidan could become evil even though the naaru said hes the chosen one?

>>381453254
I would grind leatherworking, make bank, and fly around on a dragon all day. That's the life for me my man.

>>381466945
>If that's a meme I wasn't aware of it.
No, Khadgar is epic meme man. Everything that comes out of his mouth outside of major story development is a """witty""" or sarcastic joke

>watch random stream of retards doing tomb of sergeras
now i feel like playing
>grind
>schedule to raid if you dont want to waste 4 hours filling a raid
thanks i have memory of that and shit only goes worse
>wipe at 45€
>4200millions hp?
doesn't seem hard but i'm gonna assume this is normal

>>381466884
Because he's a dumb character that nobody cares about aside from the guy that wrote him

>>381466948
sometimes i wounder if aids exists in wow
maybe thats how the plague started

>>381466347
wod absolutely obliterated the lore

>>381466991
Pretty sure "fate" exists but Blizzard's writers are sort of clumsy and will usually screwball a prophecy to fit in a plot point they prefer.

>>381466884
Retconned for the good of all
Insufferable Mary-Sue that checks all the boxes
>more than two races hybrid
>more than 2 classes (mage, priest, chaman, with initially a warrior/rogue training)
>son of the most powerful characters, but kept hidden for whatever reason until FATE calls him
>single-handely defeats the Old Gods, with little to no resistance
>all this despite little to no formal training

>>381466945
the biggest problem khadgar has is that hes so underdesigned
he just looks like a nobody my player character looks so much more important than him

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>>381466991
The Naaru are not the voices of the light, simply beings composed of light nor is the light a particularly good source of magic. The only thing the light demands is that you have faith. Want to kill the innocent and rape children? The light has no problem with you using its power to do that so long as you have faith in the light

Wrynn's son was supposed to be the one leading an army of light against the darkness of the legion. That was the prophecy but turns out it was Illidan meant to do that the whole time.

>>381467228
He's Medhiv and Garona's kid right?
How the hell did that even happen?

>>381463418
Draenei Warrior Futanarireporting in

heroes are just ordinary people put in extraordinary situations, losers

>>381466347
>Khadgar looks significantly younger than his depiction in the comics, however, Dave Kosak stated that Khadgar had not de-aged and was just freshly shaven

>>381463418
>unholy
AHHAAHHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHA FAGGOT

>>381463191
>>381463339
Gul'dan is a piece of shit in every regard. If you're going to change the time line you need to throw your support behind Ner'zual. He loved his people and was willing to stain his soul to protect them

>>381467101
The undead plague in WoW is an extremely complicated disease that is magical in nature and it took years to develop + a powerful being that knew both shamanistic and warlock magics (the theories anyway, Ner'Zhul couldn't use anything but corruption shit while he was a block of ice) and one of the Kirin Tor's more powerful mages further improving it. Something like aids or an immune systems disorder could be cured by a paladin casting one of the moderately powerful cleansing spells at you and then healing you a little to recover the damage your body took.

>>381467397
huh i always wondered how the scarlet crusade could keep the power of the light
thanks for answering

>>381467539
Horse cock?

>>381463189
>go to Dalaran

Havent played in a while, aint that shit still floating in the sky? Good fuckin luck

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>>381467641
A good a cop out as any. I'm mostly going off the model in BC, which to be fair was an extremely old one, dating back to the WoW alpha. It's possible they just wanted to make Khadgar look distinctive and chose that because it vaguely fit with Khadgar's lore depiction. Sort of like Sylvannas' weird night elf model that she had for so long.

But actually, looking at the comics, fucking hell. This guy is 70 years old. The Khadgar we see in WoD and Legion is at most, 45. A fucking beard trimming does not take away those age lines.

>>381467397
>it was Illidan meant to do that the whole time.
why is a demon leading the army of light?

>>381458370
sauce me

>>381467867
>Implying the Scarlet Crusade wasn't right
The fact that killing zombies was beneficial to the Legion doesn't change anything

>>381463189
>go to dalaran

I doubt you could afford a journey like that. You'd probably end up organizing books for a local wizard for the occasional magic missile lesson.

>>381453254
Get invested into alchemy, with the goal of eventually discovering eternal life. It wouldn't be a far cry for healing potions to repair damaged cells in the body. After that, continue to experiment with concoctions and just chill somewhere by myself. I would probably find a floating island in Nagrand for this purpose.

Since the plot ensures that Azeroth will never actually be destroyed, I don't need to get involved with fighting demons or any dumb shit like that. I could just continue to experiment with alchemy until I eventually found a way to make the potions' effects permanent.

>>381456139
>50 lvl 1s
>"Nigga, let me on that book."
>duo the whole field for Goldshire-party money

>>381468112
something something child of light and darkness something
they just needed a character that people know and metzen made a promise at blizzcon to bring him back so the writers made it happen

>>381467397
I thought Anduin was supposed to be against the Void Lords or whoever the fuck the Ultimate Big Bads that Sargeras is worried of is

>>381468252
The prophecy about Anduin was created before the void lords were reconnected into existence.

>>381468112
People like Illidan as a winged badass despite him being a tragic hero, really the ending we got in BC was the most appropriate. Just another example of why giving the audience what it wants every time is bad.

>>381461038
The problem wasnt that MoP was "oriental fantasy"

The problem

Is that

It was literally

KUNG FU FUCKING PANDA: THE EXPANSION

So damn retarded

>>381468112
He's not a true demon, he just got mutated by the powers. His mind wasn't really altered, he's still on his own side, playing his own game. If his schemes weren't so ridiculously convoluted (and stupid at the same time) and didn't involve doublecrossing his allies repeatedly, he would have less trouble getting people to follow him. So it actually is possible for him to do all that shit, the undead can actually use the light too, but it makes them experience unbearable pain.

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>>381468047
And the look he has in the comic is based on his old model

>>381468251
huh
I always thought it was merely the work of a satanist conspiracy

>>381460073
More like

>WoooooW

>>381468425
but wait if he wasnt a true demon how did he survive?
wasnt the story that since hes enough demon that they could get his soul back from the nether?

>>381468425
I really enjoyed that a fuckload of Warcraft lore is all the characters just kinda assuming that Illidan's working for the Legion, including the Legion themselves

>>381468217
>50 lvl 1s
>"Nigga, let me on that book."
Guards or servitors would blow you out, you might even get turned into a sheep momentarily for your troubles
Though I imagine if you were motivated enough, you might become a student in Azora Tower, or another in Elwynn Forest (which is probably a good thousand times bigger than what appears in the map, desu)

>>381459714
And undead warlocks/mages barely have enough muscle tissue to stand up straight

It's perfectly fine

>>381468681
heh thats a really cute idea
why isnt that in the game mages turning criminals into sheeps for their time in jail since its easier to keep sheep

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>>381468125
faggot

>>381468673
Being bound to a soulstone =/= being fully demonic.

>>381461343
You aren't that guy who was on that private server who got banned for leading the gang of futas that attempted to cyber gang rape that 13 year old boy are you?

>>381468836
>turning criminals into sheeps for their time in jail since its easier to keep sheep
Diminishing returns + only one sheep per mage :^)

>>381468929
aaah okay

>>381468962
im specced into mass sheep without dr bring me the criminal scum

>>381456139
>implying any mage colleges would turn down an adult man that is literate and has 12 years of education under his belt when the setting is medieval fantasy

Or find a hedge wizard, or a warlock to teach you

>>381468962
who was the one with mass sheep skill?
just like paladins got mass resurrection in vanilla files

>>381468959
no, but I laughed anyway

how come we dont organize raids for major faction cities on this site? we have enough of us

>>381469361
spred across too many servers and regions

>>381469429
300 lv 1's could do it

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>>381467758
>Be Gul'dan
>Get tortured by your own race through your whole life, humiliated bashed and with no way to even react
>Have to endure that with no sign of hope

>Develop hate towards them

Jesus, i wonder why.


I would side Gul'dan over any other "dindu nuthin, MUH HONOR" orc.

>>381470318
Gul'Dan's reaction to it was disproportionate which made him a true weakling. Instead of using the willpower he had developed throughout life by enduring it all, he just surrendered to the lust and the emotional satisfaction + demonic high from having the power to eradicate anything. He became a slave to his power, not its master. He had the maturity of an emotionally unstable school shooter.

>>381453923
this post reeks of new

>>381470681
>Overcome anything the way he was
Gul'dan could barely walk, anon.

It was either that or death.

He tried reaching to the elements, but KJ was already there and stopped it.

is the store down? can't buy shit

>>381471794
Wrong thread.

>>381470681
You bring a fair point

Had it not been for the fact that Orc society is one that drowns infants after birth should they appear weak, ok not all clans do it but it should give you a picture of what kind of life is expected from an orc.
>>381471179
Did KJ stop it or did the elements reject Gul'dan?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gKbRvKL5Ftg

>>381471906
I think they rejected him because blah blah blah he had darkness in him. But then again can most orcs say they are any better?

>>381471906
It's up in the air.

It seemed like the elemenrs were ready to embrace him but something scarred them away.

Shortly after KJ contacted Gul'dan.

Could also be because they saw the amount of Anguish , doubt and hate Gul'dan had in him.

>>381472416
>>381472443
I suppose that Chronicles Volume 2 has the answer

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>>381453254
>get transported
>try to speak with someone
>they only look at you confused and then speak some gibberish
>then you finally realize WoW characters don't speak english
>either get killed because lol it's some barbarian or get captured and become a magic test puppet
That's what would happen.

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>save up money
>buy a gun
>never have to worry about anything again

checkmate horde

>>381457846
What if I eat a lot of spectral bran muffins?

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>sneak up on some fag
>bash their head in with a rock
>take their free shit

>>381472628
>Implying that you won't find motherfuckers walking around with double barrels on horde side.

>>381472619
>not learning their language because you listened

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lnnREr8BV24

>>381472619
Top Bur

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Fuck off i'll be whatever i want to be.
DEATH IS A BUSINESS
BE IT YOURS
OR MINE

>>381472867
You can do that now.

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>>381472952
If listening to languages was all we need to do, most of us would know Japanese at this point.

>>381473542
desu senpai baka
thats enough to get through japan

>>381473542
you didn't got to a point when you hardly needed to read subtitles?
i did at least
mind you i watched like 5-6 hours of anime daily for years

>>381470318
That was just AU Guldan who was a giant cuck no matter how you slice it.

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>>381467539
Aww yeee

>>381473780
You are going to need "nani" as well
>>381474395
No that was revelled to be the origin for both Gul'dans

>>381474395
No, that goes for MU Gul'dan as well.
It's on chronicles v2.

Also AU Gul'dan did more than MU.