Wooooow

>>381413857
>cleaning his house himself is considered a drastic measure
I will never understand his life.

>>381414480
same
>ragequits a fucking Lego game
>pays for lavish staycation while ebegging for patreon bucks
>had to get his parents to come from out of state to clean his shit
>doesn't know how to act at an emergency room (Called his gf asking where his precious beamer was while she was having a panic attack)
I'm amazed he hasn't given up streaming or become homeless

>>381414958
>>ragequits a fucking Lego game
lol fuck off, seriously?

is there a TIHYDP of that yet?

watch this, I'll see you in 17 minutes

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qfVk4bhR60k

His "playing poorly at games and getting unreasonably angry about them" schtick would have been the bee's knees in about 2008.

>>381415018
here's a dsp tries it of the ragequit itself
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HpRSkFP6y9A

>>381413857
I couldn't imagine being this man. He's a filthy loser that someone manages to just BARELY scrap by on being a professional loser. He makes hundreds of videos a week for a viewerbase that can't be any higher than a few thousands and apparently the revenue secreted from that spread across his social media is enough to sustain himself.

He SHOULD go out and get a job or do something to improve himself, but he needs to make 12 videos a day to even support himself. I would literally kill myself if my life was just constantly recording myself in videos that barely pass 1,000 views just so I can survive long enough to do it all again the next day. This is ignoring the fact that you're an internet laughing stock who's existence is an ironic joke.

>>381415151
You absolute fucking hero. Nice one. I'll give this a watch when I get home.

>>381415151
Really? I managed to 100% the first one when I was 8 and shit at video games.

>>381415051
Fuck it, I'm halfway through and I had to force myself to go on after 3 minutes. I'm no wasting my time with this.

https://youtu.be/iFVUDTzYbtQ
https://youtu.be/ws1kvDj10Ec

Nothing gives me more confidence in my own souls skill than watching this nigga fail so much.
Like nameless king kicked my ass hard but I didn't have to get summons to do it for me.

DPS talks about being single now his gf left him, lol

https://youtu.be/nfzFINQKybo

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wow

Still better than the autists who spend every waking moment of their lives dedicated to watching his videos. Back when dsp was posted here everyone thought it was a joke and these autists took it seriously and then as he got more popular reddit took is seriously as well

>>381414480
his girlfriend was really just his substitute mother

the guy is a certified manchild and will most likely end up on the street in a year

>>381416368
Just how?!
>i can't get physical games without a car
>i don't suck at games it's the controllers
>i'm being late because i have more free time

>>381416368
phil sure is chatty in his videos for someone who's pretty cold in reality.

>>381417053
Every video he can make, he will, just to get more income.

>>381416607
>there are people in this thread right now that have disliked every new DSP video ever

Everyone says his gf is hot but never posts pics. What's her name so i can find them for myself?

>>381414480
NO SET CLEANING SCHEDULE

>>381417210
the average views of his videos are 1000, thats like 0,8$ in a best case scenario...

he only survives thank to the patreon and that retarded guy donating to him.

>>381416095
Mindblowing that he's played all the Souls games and BB yet still doesn't fully understand the combat mechanics, even basic shit like weapon scaling.

>>381417329
>his gf
*ex-gf
Look up pandalee or pandaleegames

>>381416607
So pretty much SOK? They are the only ones who take themselves seriously.

>>381413857
woooooooooow the camera doesn't even automatically turn off when you start jerkin it

>proposes to gf
>she says yes
>like a week later she has an anxiety attack
>within a few days they've suddenly broken up mutually

woops i just realized this relationship is shit!

anyway he gets way more attention then he deserves really

>>381417802
Bugged girlfriend mechanics

>>381417865
She probably realized she couldn't count on him being there for her when she needed it.

>>381417958
misclick, meant to reply to >>381417865

Is Phil, dare I say, a based god?

I saw a Friday the 13th video of him. He goes off into the woods by himself while the other players do everything and get killed by the Jason player, just so he can say he won. How does this guy exist.

>>381418208
>How does this guy exist.
He doesn't. He became a meme because luck happened to make him a meme, now he survives off people ironically watching him. He's literally a professional joke of a human who has to make a dozen videos daily just to live.

>>381418208
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xi06GA3prIM
the best part of friday the 13th.

>>381418091
deffo yesso

>>381415051
holy shit

*snort*

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>>381413857
reminder

>>381418798
>Being this mad about DSP
He's a gross nerd who sits alone in his house all day. He's talking about him like he's some big wig coastal elite.

>>381418891
its because sok is full of wannabe ecelebs and lowbreed losers
dsp is like an idol to them
sad isnt it?

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>Last Guardian review
>goes on a tangent about how he disliked the platforming, lack of story and content
>gives it 7/10

>>381419115
Hi Phil. You had me until
>dsp is like an idol to them

>tfw SoK member

Based David delivers again.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ExrKCNOxinE

Why are SoK manchildren so obsessed with wrestling? Every time I see one of their TIHYDP is full of clips/audios from that shit.

>>381417975
God this. The hospital thing should have opened her eyes if anything, but the timeline is still fuzzy since we don't know when they broke up (because let's face it, Phil lies. A lot)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qfVk4bhR60k

>>381419363
but its true? sok are a bunch of losers who will never be efamous
like why not get a job and stop following some guy around online
lmao fucking autists

>>381419743
>like why not get a job
But they do have jobs.

Maybe you're Sammy Samosa?

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>>381419915
>Sammy Samosa
who?
so wait you guys spend your FREE TIME """trolling""" a online persona?
wooow dude

You are now stuck in a room with DSP until he finishes the last game you played. How fucked are you?

>>381420476
Mario Sunshine

Eh, I'm not too bad off. Most of the bullshit levels in that game are optional.

>>381420476
Life is Strange (i'm not having fun with it)

I'm sure he just makes bad jokes the whole time with frequent snorting sounds

>>381420476
What if it's a multiplayer only game?

>>381420547

He has to win 5 consecutive matches.

>>381420547
You sit through at least 50 hours of him playing the game. Not straight though. He has to get up every once in a while to eat fast food in front of you before going back to complain about ONLINE TACTICS

I'M PRESSING BUTTONS

WUUUUUUUUUUUUUUT

>>381420476
XCom 2 Long War

Might as well pull the plug on me after the first round.

I don't get it, why do you guys hate him so much?

ack ack ack

>>381422118
nobody hates him, everybody loves him

>>381422118
A lot of /v/ secretly wishes they were him, but only because it'd let them actually have a foot in the door for their "play video games professionally" career. DSP is so shit they anyone could take over for him and do a better job, but not everyone has the luck to become a meme like he did or have the luxury of an autistic fanbase to support you.

DSP is a disgusting person but he had good luck due in discovering fame by spamming himself endlessly online. People hate him because he was able to work in a job most people only get to dream of but somehow he manages to keep working despite sucking at it.

>>381422118
See for yourself>>381419386

His business is failing

Phil has become my Internet oddity du jour. I've seen many of the detractor videos...anything I might be missing out on?

Not listening to Sons of Kojima podcasts that last five hours. I'm a loser but even I have better things to do than dedicated a fourth of my waking day to that bullshit.

>>381420476
Dirt 4 with wheel and h-shifter, no assists and max AI difficulty

I'm a dead man. WOOOOOW

>>381422118
b-because the SoK t-told me too. t-they said I'm le cringe if I watch and support DSP instead of them and got really angry when I d-donated to DSP instead of them

>>381420476
Darkest Dungeon

Fuck

>>381418798
Lol who donated 1000 dollars? Fuck me.

The posts bitching about it are kind of cringe and autism though. Like fuck sake man, why get so angry over DSP? Just sit back and laugh at this meme man.

>>381422458
there isn't a single person outside sons of kojima who enjoys them.

they really are just retarded

>>381422585
When have they ever said to donate to them?

>>381419915
>we work shitty retail jobs we're so much better than phil lol
>s-stop donating to Phil PLEASE STOP PLEASE DONATE TO US INSTEAD WE'RE SO FUCKING DESPERATE PLEASE
I'd imagine all they do at work all day is daydream about what Phil is doing at that moment. pretty fucked up desu, they should care more about themselves

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>>381413857
ACK ACK ACK ACK SNORT

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>>381415192
>He SHOULD go out and get a job or do something
he said he cant and playing games is his job

KAHM AHHHHHHN

>>381420476
Does it count if I played 5 minutes of it before I stopped?

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INB4 JANITORS DELETE THIS THREAD.
They fucking can't stand DSP.

>Post underrated TIHYDP's
Catherine

>>381413857
CAN THE KEKS OF kOJIMA PLEASE LEAVE????

I hope Hiroshima Nagasaki will make a new eceleb board like /ec/ or something like that so people can circle jerk there about ecelebs.

B A S E D
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who has more of these?

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>>381424552
>>381424441
some one PLEASE post the one where hes walking through the Loss

>>381414480
Same guy who apparently considering going grocery shopping workout.

>>381415192
plz not, youtube would be boring without him.

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>>381424759
>grocery shopping workout
Farmers walk

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phil has no soul

>>381424441
>>381424552
>>381424731
>>381424795
I still don't know what he was thinking when he made that screen screen material available. God knows he never actually USED the green screen.

>>381424876
oh man this is so funny

>>381424795
>>381424731
>>381424552
>>381424441
Do you have the Jonestown one

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>>381425017

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>>381425070
Those are the only ones I've got sadly

Hoping someone here has more

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WOOOOOOOOOW

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>Autism
https://twitter.com/drgnkiller?lang=en-gb

hating this guy is reddit

his titanfall review is based

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>>381425436

>>381425436

link it mate

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>>381424441

>>381425565
It's long af but nails it pretty well

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HH3RKdXlmGI

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People still don't realize that hating on Phil is totally a faggot thing to do.
Don't they realize he's brought them countless hours of entertainment?

People want to see Phil suffer and his career destroyed. No more Phil = no more meme.

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>>381422458
I have no idea what people have against SoK. You seriously tell you sit down and listen attentively to their podcast or something? It's background noise you put on while doing something else, anon.

>fancies himself a wordsmith
>doesn't what what half the words DSP says even mean

Fred is the definition of an oil snakesman.

>>381425436
I never got this meme, his reviews are total shit. You guys only like them because he criticizes popular games.

>>381425668
I'm with phil on this one

>>381425780
The way they chimp out in some of their podcasts. Jesus, they are worse than phil. Also doing a 7 hour podcast. They were saying Laveria Media are a scam yet they 'invited' the CEO to their podcast.

>>381420476
call of pripyat, call of chernobyl mod. im not coming out of this one bros

>>381425772
Do you really think people that hate him watch him for countless hours of entertainment?

He's a shitty meme and needs to be phased out.

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>>381425780
>I have no idea what people have against SoK
Not him, but there's several things.
1. They think them shitting on and making fun of Phil is more entertaining than Phil
This is a problem a lot of TIHYDP creators have. They inject too much of their own humor into it, instead of simply capturing Phil's absurdity
2.They want to see Phil suffer and, I suspect be destroyed.
They wish for negative consequences for the man who has literally spawned them. They wouldn't exist without phil. Wanting his career to fail is stupid.
I think it's wrong to want anything more from Phil other than his salt and stupidity.
3. Their let's endure series is a audio nightmare
How is the viewer supposed to react with them to Phil when there is 12 people in the video talking over the TIHYDP. Let's endures should really be 3 people max. They also often lower Phil's audio to the point where I can't react to it.

I don't understand how people can get together and actively hate someone so much. It's to the level where it makes them look bad, and Phil look better.

I'd love to go on one of the SoKasts just to give them constructive criticism. They really don't realize how lame they are sometimes.

Wasn't it inevitable that Leanna left?

She's in her youth, and really what does DSP have to offer? A shaky online "business" and a fuck ton of debt?

I bet her family is happy as fuck.

>>381422118
How could anybody hate that lovable goofball? I don't know why SoK try to destroy his life, they need him.

>>381426189
>They think them shitting on and making fun of Phil is more entertaining than Phil

and yet people here never stop talking about SoK. really makes you think

he needs to just end himself desu

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>>381426171
>He's a shitty meme and needs to be phased out.
No he isn't. He's probably one of the only gamers with this much notoriety paired with incompetence aside from LTG.

It's a continual trainwreck. a gift that keeps giving. If you don't enjoy the meme, don't continue to drink milk from the lolcow.

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I don't know what's ore sad, the fact that Phil has been hanging on a thread for the last 2 years or that there are actually people making podcasts about him hanging on a thread and talking about it for hours.

>>381426343
That's because it's absolutely ridiculous that a hate group exists for some guy who's just bad at videogames. It boggles the mind. Insane shit.
Guy gets SWATted and has rumours spread that he groomed an underage girl, just because he's a casual that didn't like Metal Gear and Dark Souls.

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>>381415051
Did his girlfriend seriously call an ambulance for an anxiety 'attack'?

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The game isn't telling me what to do!

I really don't even care at all for SoK. I just find this all amusing and that's all that matters to me.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tsl9FkEVyCo

>>381426343
>>381426343
>and yet people here never stop talking about SoK.
Do you really think more people are talking about SoK than Phil? What a dumbass argument.

I also see a lot of hate for SoK on these threads. They aren't entertaining. They just circlejerk in a podcast.
You want to know a detractor of Phil who is actually funny? Mistermetokur, one of the only SoKast I enjoyed watching was the one with Jim on.

Jim isn't an obsessive sperg he'll keep tabs on Phil but he doesn't center his content around Phil.
>>381426360
No he doesn't he needs to continue providing lols for everyone. If you don't like, avoid watching him.

>>381418798
That's really pathetic, being this mad that someone plays games on the internet. Actually devoting your entire life to hating him, reddit is a cancerous place

>>381426189
The TIHYDP videos that have that really unsettling hostile edge to them make me uncomfortable. Makes me wonder if somebody's going to wait outside his house with a knife or something.

>>381426476
>just bad at videogames

I see you've never watched DSP

>>381426610
fuck me

>>381426663
Okay that's an understatement, but my point is that it's nothing to get emotional over.

>>381426736
I think it's just people who used to be fans.. and he has in some way wronged them. By either insulting them, as he insults his fans all the time (Ask a question he doesn't like? Look at this fucking idiot ack ack ack ack) or insulting a game completely because he's not playing properly. Like the KH1 playthrough.

Then it just spiraled out of control from there.

>>381426651
There a mob really. They act so smug and look down on Phil.
Phil is an asshole, a dumbass, and an incompetent gamer. But I don't think he's nearly as malicious as his detractors.

They need to learn not to abuse the lolcow. Part of the reason Chris Chan is much more inactive and doesn't respond to trolls anymore is that people tried to abuse him, rather than simply troll him.

They became autistic and started to obsess. I don't want to see this happen to Phil. I don't want the hate to become so extreme that he considers getting a real job.

Again people love to think they are superior to Phil, they want to lecture him, see him suffer, rather than simply enjoy him for who he is.

I am an ironic Phil fan, but I don't hate him. In fact I've laughed harder, and have had more fun watching him play video games than any other let's player.

>>381426642
>They aren't entertaining

They must be, or people wouldn't talk about them endlessly in these threads and give them free publicity

>that one SoK autist samefagging up and down the thread

pathetic, no one wants you here. Head over to reddit

>>381427036
>They must be, or people wouldn't talk about them endlessly in these threads and give them free publicity
Ok then DSP must be entertaining because everyone is giving him publicity, including SoK

Stupid argument. Just because someone is talked about doesn't mean people like their content.

>>381427198
>Ok then DSP must be entertaining because everyone is giving him publicity, including SoK

Yes, exactly. Thank you for reinforcing my argument.

>>381427198
DSP actually is entertaining, the creepy coattail riders not so much.

>>381427063
>le SoK boogeyman

>>381427253
Fuck off you fag.
DSP is more entertaining than SoK. The fact their videos are centered around reacting to DSPs idiocy suggests that.

If they are entertaining go watch and see how many views their non-related Phil content gets. Go watch their let's plays.

DSP salt, failures, arrogance, and stupidity is more entertaining than SoKs supercilious critiques of him.

>>381427371
>make fun of SoK autists
>one guy keeps replying getting really mad

really makes me think

>>381427475
>if one part of their content isn't entertaining, none of their content is entertaining

tip top kek

>>381427253
What is your argument anyway SoK fag? Because something is hated is entertaining?

>>381427578
They'd be more of nobodies than they are if DSP didn't exist.
Stop defending them. What is funny or entertaining about them?

Seriously tell me why you wouldn't just watch a normal TIHYDP, or his other detractors?

This 22 minutes is funnier than anything the SoK has produced
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UDJzhLnk6gc

>>381426245
Not all women date men because of their financial situation or future viability, maybe she just thought he was a great guy

>>381427881
>Not all women date men because of their financial situation or future viability
don't say stuff like that, you'll trigger /r9k/ and /pol/

>>381426651
>The TIHYDP videos that have that really unsettling hostile edge to them make me uncomfortable.

Some of the older ones I definitely have to agree with you, but there's a reason why SoK separate from NWO - because latter had actual crazies that wanted to harm DSP and actively hated him. For all the obsessive shit they do I don't think anyone at SoK wishes genuine harm to DSP. He's just a trainwreck you can't look away from and he keeps providing new shit on daily basis to riff about.

Some put more effort into it than others, though.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ournTe9wmgs

>>381427881
Of course not. But men are expected to be the bread winner and what does Phil really offer in that department?

>>381417329
Wombat Sue

>>381427795
>They'd be more of nobodies than they are if DSP didn't exist.

well yeah, craziest of things bring people together. how is that an argument, though?

>>381428009
That's the third time you've posted that video, no one finds it funny, you are utterly untalented and if you were to die no one would even notice

>DSP tells his sick girlfriend she isn't allowed to go to hospital next time she has an attack
>wakes up his sick girlfriend and forces her to cook for him
>treats his friends and business partners like shit, jewing them out of Project 7 money and reading their private messages out on camera
>rallies his fans to harrass people who ask him questions he doesn't like
>bans anyone in his chat who dares to step out of line

>detractors say mean things about him

WTF THE DETRACTORS ARE WORSE THAN DSP HE'S JUST A GUY WHO'S BAD AT GAMES

>>381422118
It's the Tortanic effect. Everybody loves watching the Decline and Fall of things that are shit.

>>381428121
>avoids question like the plague

You've been thoroughly BTFO my friend

>>381428201
>get BTFO
>pretend to be someone else and strawman the arguments against you

Jesus christ this is pathetic

>>381428121
Thats an arugment for why they are less entertaining than Phil.
People talk about SoK because they are autistic spergs who circlejerk on hating Phil not because what they do is good.

NOT ONCE IN THIS ENTIRE THREAD HAS ANYONE SPOKEN ABOUT AN SoKast they ENJOYED (Albeit the one I mentioned where they had Mr. Metokur involved)
Nobody talks positively about their content, they simply talk about their obsessive behavior.
>>381428201
Dsp is a lolcow, his bad behavior makes him more entertaining.

>>381428165
I think all of that is more likely to apply to you considering the original video has 30k views. No need to get so upset

>>381428201
Going to the ER for a panic attack is pretty stupid.

>>381428337
Meant to reply to >>381428235

>>381428365
>400 views

yeah sure thing buddy

>>381428365
>>381428165
They video he linked was genuinely entertaining. It wasn't some autistic criticism of Phil.
It was an animation of a story Phil told. Good video imo.

>>381428470
i said original video. wow...so this is the brainpower...of the DSP fanboy....

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>>381428451
nah, they're both meant for you, SoK autist

>>381420476
>for honor
so does he need to finish the campaign or get every single character on rep 30?

>>381428560
No one in this thread is a DSP fanboy, way to strawman another argument because you lost. You are the saddest person to have ever posted on /v/

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>>381428165
>That's the third time you've posted that video

>>381425780
they're contemptible autists that leech attention off someone they apparently hate.

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>>381424681
Here you go

>>381428565
>posts a picture definitively outting himself as samefagging to his own posts

are you genuinely retarded? you better samefag yourself a bit more to recover from this mess

>>381428723
>get BTFO twice
>pretend to be the other person and try to deflect
>get called out and BTFO again
>call the other person retarded

wew lad

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got another 2 green screen edits

>>381427795
>>381428121
>>381428235

>these are all the same person

For what reason?

HE IS BASEDDDD

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Last one

I'M GONNA BE HONEST

>>381420476
>Space Station 13
FUCK
He'll never get greentext in that game kill me now

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>>381428872
says the SoK autist who has been spamming the whole thread

QUITE AHNESTLY

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>>381428872
Idk what the fuck you're talking about lad.

>>381422279
Dont think you're projecting a bit too much there m8?

>>381428979
*SNORT*

BEGINNERS TRAP

THE BOTTOM LINE IS

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>>381418798

what the fuck did he do to this autist? I'm not reading all that shit and I bet it's trivial shit

How much does DSP give his fanboys to come and crusade for him here? does he give them the whole KOCC or just the tip?

>>381429160
I'm not even subbed to DSP, he doesn't deserve the level of mob hate he gets.
Idc if he mistreats his fans, I don't care if he's a retard at video games.

This autistic seething collective rage is uncalled for.

>>381428235
>>381428121
Samefag

>>381428689

Well, they deserve attention more than Phil does, that much is for sure.

>>381429223
He's also a complete asshole irl though and he's pretty much known for being a dickhead

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>>381429268
keep guessing friend, you'll get it eventually

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>>381429160
Considering his fanboys pay him $1000 and donate Switch out of the blue, I'd say they're well into cult mentality already to defend him on their own.

>>381429160

>Implying DSP will pay anyone besides himself

>>381429272
>we DESERVE ATTENTION
>GUIVE US PARTEON MONEY
>PLAEEEEASEEEEEEE

hahahahaha

>>381413857
All e-celebs are cancer. Quarantine board when?

>>381429368

>Implying projecting

>>381429286
>He's also a complete asshole irl though and he's pretty much known for being a dickhead
Yeah but he isn't a malicious autist who is out to get other people.

He's also a lolcow so that doesn't bother me as much.

>>381415051
Anthologic khantent by a detractor

>>381429417
>it was HER TURN
>SHE DESERVED IT
>FUCK DRUMPF

loving every laugh

>>381429540

>Bugged strawman mechanics

>>381429417
>>381429540
This isn't even an argument anymore. Just stop you two. It's ridiculous how little it makes sense.

>>381429624
I've already BTFO him 5 times but he just keeps going, there's nothing to do but shitpost at this point until the mods delete the thread

>>381429624

Okay, okay, im sorry, I was out of line.

>>381429272
Yeah each one of them should have a dedicated group of the internet's finest autists to dive into their personal lives and post about it online and let everyone know about their super important findings that are of consequence to no one. They should also be stalked and harassed whenever they play an online game so """hilarious""" things can be said to them that any non-autist who happened to be watching wouldn't even understand the meaning of in first place because they aren't OBSESSED losers. Clearly these cretins warrant attention.

>>381429715
>it's only 1 person, only 1 person could possibly dislike m'lord DSP

I fucking hate SoK too. Is there a subreddit we can join? Something needs to be done.

>>381429937
>subreddit
Aren't you cancer

>>381429849
Only one person is getting offended when people make fun of SoK autists, same person that's been spamming his unfunny animation, same person that gets BTFO and then posts a non-sequitur strawman of his opponents argument, same person who is new as fuck and doesn't know how to greentest properly, same person who cries samefag because he keep getting BTFO

Look at the IP count, you made it super obvious and now you're attempting to shift the goalposts and strawman the argument yet again. You've lost, get over it

>>381425780
>I have no idea what people have against SoK. You seriously tell you sit down and listen attentively to their podcast or something? It's background noise you put on while doing something else, anon.

How can you take their background noise? Its a bunch of annoying autists obsessing over Darksydephil when they obsess as much as Darksydephil does over his viewership. They ironically have become TMZ at this point because they have no limits over what they would cover or have on him.

If they could capture DSP going to the bathroom and make it into a podcast they would. It's lowtier garbage.

>>381429842

Well, it can't really be stalking, if Phil puts all of his personal information on the internet for all to see. He's silly for thinking that he is above consequences for his actions.

>Thread still up

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>>381425780
It's snake oil salesman you dingus

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>>381413857
Watching him play King is torture.

> T.King main

>>381426642
They suck up to anyone who will have them on the podcast. I also watched Metokur go on there, you can tell they are really spergy and would make a great video on how not to cover a youtube from Jim himself. He even found out they had an ED page and drove the hell out of there realizing SOK was trying to fool him and his fanbase.

>>381430226

But what is he trying to sell you though?

reminder that dsp made the worst youtube video of all time
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kj0N-GJZLMc

>>381426306
Its a double edged sword when you think about the entire community.

On one end SOK swats, and even dox's Phil and another they give him money on Patreon to keep him alive so they can talk about him more.

Its a sad existence its like if A-Log gave money to Chris Chan so he would make videos only so A-Log can say how much better he is than Chris Chan.

>people in this place actually defend this guy
What an enigma.

>>381426426
Most likely SOK bro as no one else is this stupid.

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https://encyclopediadramatica.rs/Sons_of_Kojima
"Sons of Kojima are a group of butthurt children that consists of greed, self-glorification for popularity's sake and pantomiming themselves, acting like elitist, fedora-tipping autists, claiming to be above DSP, his white knights, and pretty much everyone else. By the end of the day, they are a prime example of every other annoying group that thinks they're hot shit. Even worse, they prove the lolcow they're criticizing right. Failing as trolls, they circle jerk each other in their videos, and on Twitter against a single person at times, in order to achieve their ultimate goal of enlarging their E-penis. You can help the herd by not giving them ANY water."
Jesus fucking christ that's accurate.

>>381415192
you don't follow DSP, he's only begging on Twitch now.

>>381430268
Piss and vinegar

>>381430403
Phil has malicious autists trying to attack and humiliate him on a daily basis so they can get E-cred from other spergs.

He doesn't deserve the level of seething autism he has to deal with. I don't defend his gaming, or the way he runs his business, or interact with his fans.

I defend him from spergs

>>381426989
>There a mob really. They act so smug and look down on Phil.
>Phil is an asshole, a dumbass, and an incompetent gamer. But I don't think he's nearly as malicious as his detractors.

Well when you think about it SOK is as bad as Phil is, its like a parallel of DSP himself for every shitty action DSP does SOK tries to one up him and look even worse in comparison. They have chased away all the good people that made fun of Phil and its become warped due to that. All because "mah grandstanding" "you insulted the Community" "you dont advertise" its all selfish reasoning and its really hurting them to the point where even most of the original members are gone and its a hollow group that no one wants to associate with anymore.

Believe me though there are people who laugh at him but SOK is autistic enough to take him seriously and want him for popularity its that sad anon.

UMM I WAS BLOCKIN

>>381430083
I don't know what to tell you man, none of that was me. But if that was you in the rest of the thread, it looks like you've been heartily chomping down on bait like some kind of mad, hungry fish.

>>381429118
Of course it is, everything is trivial to us in the real world to SOK its ULTRA SUPER DUPER SERIOUS dont say anything negative or criticise them or they might make a podcast about it lol.

>>381426478
Youve never had a severe anxiety have you? Your lungs fucking constrict on themselves and you start going into hysterics. Anyone whos never has a severe one before would think they were dying.

>>381420476
Witcher 3...

>>381430403
If you knew of Anthony Logatto and Chris Chan you would protect the lolcow from the autist that is trying to ruin your fun covering the lolcow and produce more milk.

>>381419915
>they do have jobs
>Post on 4chan every week before they have a podcast
>Talk about Phil on social media
>talk about Phil on the Podcast
>Tell everyone what to do and will dedicate hours to stalking those that hate them
>made a fake identity persona called Sammy Samosa lel anti-SOK strawman

lol their only jobs in life is being fedora tipping autists and covering DSP or going after anyone that dares not suck the SOK cock.

>>381420476
>Horizon zero dawn
GOD why are all these machines so hard too kill?!?!

I wish I was a petrodollar prince so I could donate 10k per month to Phil just to watch Kojimbo sperg meltdown.

>>381431532
>Projecting this much

Does anyone but SoK even watch DSP anymore?

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One of important lessons of DSP saga is that Fighting Game Community is filled with jealous manchildren who will go out of their way to demean someone who actually achieved something fair and square because they don't like him. Much like SoK's laughable "YOU'RE PLAYING IT THE WRONG WAY!", FGC is tooting how "YOU'RE WINNING AT THE WRONG VERSION REEEEE". Fucking ridiculous amount of jealousy.

Thankfully Japanese players are not like that, I remember Murderface actually respecting Phil.

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>>381420476

>>381432485
obviously

>>381426610
The snorting pisses me off so fucking much.

>>381420476
NES Metroid

Shhheeeiiiit

>>381420476
Hollow knight.
I'm pretty much fucked

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>>381424876

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>Half of the thread is wasted on normies responding to "you're stuck in the room" spam

Sad

>>381420476
Bloodborne.
I know that he played it, I don't know if he finished it.

Do you think Rambo and Howard still watch his videos as some sort of ghost from the past thing they cannot tear themselves from?

Phil is only funny every once in a while. Other times he shows how scummy and hateful he really is. Giving him money so he can continue to not fulfill his pay me tons is a bad idea.

>>381418798
That post isn't even written by someone who's in the podcast. Just because they have subreddit doesn't mean that every asshole posting there is in the podcast.

>>381420476

Assetto Corsa

sweet jesus I'm fucked

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>>381429715
>this rage filled autist stamping his way around the thread

>>381416095
he plays like a normal person using fucking voice commands

>his black mesa playthrough
holy fuck I could not believe he couldn't crouch jump
shit made me so fucking mad.

>>381432592
Yeah because he got lucky one off year where a huge number of players didn't show up because of the terrible port they were using. The one that allows you to exploit Vega to gain practical invincibility.
Which used used shamelessly, if you actually watched the replays.
He got blown the fuck out once arcade perfect ports became the norm and the actual good players came back.

>constantly bitches about nonexistant game bugs
>his laugh
>bitching about people not giving him money
>godfuckingawful at games with 0 personality to make up for it
>his nasal snorting shit
how the fuck does anyone watch him let alone give him money?

>>381432592
>defending phil for winning literally one time at some broken as fuck shitty first port of an arcade game
tell me, what has he done since then?

>>381426478
Ever had a serious anxiety attack before? Sometimes you dont even realise it at time. It can literally stop someone from breathing and getting enough oxygen into their bodies. Happens when you are so overwhelmed with shit happening in your life while being in an intense environment.

>>381413857
HOW WAS I SUPPOSED TO MY GIRLFRIEND WOULD LEAD ME WHEN I DISCLOSED HER MEDICAL CONDITION TO THE WORLD?

THERE WAS NOTHING I COULD DO, ACKACKACKACKACK

>>381414480
honestly I don't really get the clean meme. as long as you take a shower every day I don't get why your house or surroundings need to be clean. I mean if someone else in the house wants to do it that's ok, but I'm not really gonna waste my time

>>381425780
I just was introduced to how big of a failure DSP truly is and while its funny, those autists have 3 hour fucking videos disecting 12 minutes of content. Its devoid of value and embarrassing. I'll just stick to laughing on /v/ and KF.

>>381432592
Because he trots it out as a grand success. When in context, it's actually not that impressive.

The port of sf2 they used that year was fucking aweful. Massive input lag and bugs causing cretain moves to become invincible if used and spammed right. The top 8 for it is possibly one of the worst EVO moments of all time.

Look at how well he did once the FGC started using arcade perfect ports. Or his diaster SF4 run.

>>381436873
Having an organized space is useful a lot of reasons, helps when you can't find your shit. Also being surrounded by your own garbage all day can make you more miserable.

>>381427578
Link actual entertaining SoK content please.

>>381415534
force awakens is not even 2 years old anon...

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>>381437548

>>381424759
Same

>>381420476
>Monster Hunter Portable 3rd

Dear god, not this.

>>381420476
>portal 2 community maps
WE ARE FUCKED
dude would ragequit on the first chamber because he doesn't know what to do and he's too stupid to sv_cheats 1 noclip his ass to the end.

it is a fucking amazing spectacle to behold tho

Classic video
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MhdbOu40vxY

>>381420476
Monster Hunter 4U. RIP

>>381438213
like a zeppelin slowly descending in flames while screaming WOOOOOOW FUCKIN BUGGED HYDROGEN MECHANICS DUDE *snort* NOTHING I COULD DOOOOOOOOOO

>>381415192
I wonder what he's going to be doing in 10 years. I think about that a lot with lolcows, a lot of them will be on the street in a decade or less.

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>>381417510
He was never able to beat Ludwig

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J8Rdp2--SjQ

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>>381420476
San Andreas

>>381430487
Honestly this whole DSP shit got out of hand and SoK are a pathetic bunch of autists that take themselves way too seriously. They hold 3 hour circlejerk podcasts where they gloat about DSP's misfortunes and rant about him as if they're any better and as if anyone gives a shit about them.
Just pathetic.

>>381439038
>defending DSP
what a fucking underage faggot you must be

>>381420476
TF2, i'm fucked

>>381439290
Who says I'm defending DSP? I'm saying that the autistic losers who swarm around him DESPERATELY looking for every single fuck up that he makes in order to produce a video about it and get a tiny bit of attention are more pathetic than him. DSP is a sad human being on a steep decline, these people are already at rock bottom.

>>381439038
and?
I bet you've never spent 3 hours circlejerking anything on /v/

>>381415051

I'm 5 minutes in. Can confirm hospitals in the US are shit.

>>381439765
DSP is even more shit, though.

>>381439817

There was nothing he could do.

>>381425436
Okay

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>>381420476
Kirby's Air Ride
I would rather strangle myself with the controller.

I honestly don't know if he's really this bad at video games or he actually tries to be bad because he knows that almost his entire viewer bade consists of people like us just loving every second of him crashing and burning.

>>381439861
He could have gone to see his wife in the hospital right away instead of fucking around taking a taxi to look for his ex's car.

>>381420476
Skies of Arcadia
i can see only whining about the encounter rate

>>381440104
He's bad but he definitely hams it up for the views. He's a clown who humiliates himself for money.

>>381439765
hospitals are shit everywhere

>>381413857
i actually feel really bad for him at this point. he has the autistic fans dedicated to ruining his life, he is in huge debt, has no friends, youtube views are at all time low and now his gf who he literally just proposed to and wanted to spend the rest of his life with leaves him. he doesn't deserve this, im worried for him..

>>381440905
He is ruining his own life just fine. Remember, he maxed out his credit cards and went into debt to go to EVO.

>>381440905

From what I know, he doesn't seem too bothered about being single now.

>>381441013
I'm not sure if he's going crazy or not, he was very positive about both that and the fact that his Youtube channel can no longer make revenue. I hesitate to admire his optimism.

>>381420476
>dark souls 3
eh, he beat it. i'll get out eventually. plus he can just summon.

>>381434667
he beat the base game but he couldn't beat ludwig and gave up on the dlc.

>>381441297

He will livestream his suicide soon, but fail at it.

>>381441297
Probably denial. it's all crashing down yet he think's everything is fine and something will come along and help him. which as we all know is not how life works.

one of his videos i saw a couple weeks back he's literally talking for an hour about how he needs help to keep going and some months he doesn't even know if he's gonna be able to pay the bills. it's just depressing at this point.

>>381418798
That retarded bottom comment about Russia is the reason why Phil has mouth breathers at his beck and call to afford taco bell

>>381441430
>BUGGED NOOSE MECHANICS
>I'M PRESSING THE TRIGGER AND IT'S NOT DOING ANYTHING
>THIS CARBON MONOXIDE POISONING IS SO TEDIOUS

>>381420476
>Darkest Dungeon CC
lol

>>381441013
Its very telling that he misses her because of the things she did, like cooking or cleaning.

Leanna was right to fucking bail on his worthless ass, she's like 20 and has her whole life ahead of her.

>>381441590
>one of his videos i saw a couple weeks back he's literally talking for an hour about how he needs help to keep going and some months he doesn't even know if he's gonna be able to pay the bills.
He does that every so often, I think it might just be his attempt at a seasonal series

>lose to someone
>"WHAT A FUCKING IDIOT, HE'S TERRIBLE HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAH

>>381441975
DSP's salt is enough to give someone high-blood pressure

>>381420476
Fallout 2.

He would probably get stuck in the tutorial dungeon.

>>381418798
>the stupid pieces of shit who donate money to Phil are the same fucking retards who think the President of the USA is actually the one in power and that Trump can even make decisions by himself

>>381426534
I don't see why he isn't as hated as Phil considering they're basically the same person.

My favourite thing about DSP is when he misses obvious clues/items on the screen and then starts ranting about how the game doesn't explain anything, or "HOW WERE YOU SUPPOSED TO KNOW THAT WOOOW"

>>381415051
This is fucking great. Kudos to whoever waste his time in it. Job well done,dude.

>>381439415

>It's a "I'm not white knighting Dsp, honest" episode.

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>SNORT

Why is he constantly doing this?

>>381443395
because he is unhealthy as fuck

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Phil is an asshole that sucks at video games

Yet despite that I find him charming to watch and I enjoy watching him fuck up and spazz out. He's a true blue north easterner, it's like watching Always Sunny in Philadelphia. Everyone on the show is an irredeemable asshole but you can't stop watching and it's hilarious to watch things blow up in their face, and they are juuuuust charming enough to keep you from hating them. I also give the guy credit for perseverance and that he continues on despite all these autist groups like SOK shitting all over him and trying to get him to stop. It's just pathetic how people have dedicated so much time to just shitting all over every aspect of his life. He does a good job by himself of making himself look like a clown, I don't need to know how he's irresponsible financially from some autistic shit who watched 500 hours of DSP videos just to make a clip of Phil saying he's going through money troubles

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>>381444036
I feel exactly the same

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>>381444036
>it's like watching Always Sunny in Philadelphia
I've never thought of this before, perhaps this why i find his antics so amusing

you guys realize DSP deserves everything he gets? He litearly scammed his close friends by making them buy shirts for P7 then stealing all of them...he never even paid the people who edited the stuff and kept most of the profit. Rambo pretty much had to talk him into paying him. He didn't pay anyone else. He deserves everything hes getting. I don't know why Curse even let him back in after he talked shit about them and left.

>>381443047
What SoK is the equivalent of a tabloid magazine.
You're basically defending people who feed off drama and criticize DSP for every single post he makes.

>>381436873
please be bait

>>381443047
>It's a "I'm not white knighting SOK, honest" episode.

>>381444036
>juuuuust charming enough to keep you from hating them.
You are clearly seeing something that I just can't see at all.
>I also give the guy credit for perseverance and that he continues on despite all these autist groups like SOK shitting all over him and trying to get him to stop.
Don't care about the SOK, but Phil has a very cushy job playing videogames for money of course he doesn't want to stop.
>>381444225>>381444289>>381444454>>381444529>>381444542
This is too sudden of a turn-around for it to be natural, this thread was posted on Phil's website wasn't it?

>>381444036
Phil isn't a character, he's a real guy. His fans, both genuine and "ironic", are people with garbage taste. You probably watch Epic Fail videos too. Just because SOK sucks doesn't mean DSP isn't a cunt.

>>381441929
>she has her whole life ahead of her
I can't help but picture a roastie saying that.
Leanna is as worthless as Phil.

She is undoubtedly going to move towards typical monotony youd expect of someone like her.

Phil will could a happy life but he'd have to embrace part of his online reputation.

>>381444684
I know he's a real guy, and I said he's an asshole which also extends to being a cunt. I enjoy watching him because he's a northeasterner and northeasterners are all assholes and it's funny to watch them Fuck up and spazz out

>>381438623
If he ever does a Bloodborne redemption run he'll probably win because he won't have to do the fight on NG+, but I really hope that he's to traumatized by Ludwig to try again.

>>381444803
she has the voice of the cunty wife on family guy and none of the looks

>>381444803
Yeah, I'm a roastie, and you're a kissless virgin.

Also, guess what? Leanna may be a dolt but at least she's still partnered with Machinimam, so she can do what Phil can't.

>Phil will could a happy life but he'd have to embrace part of his online reputation.
Yeah, just like how Phil could be good at video games, and like how he can take care of himself. Sure thing. He's a loser.

>>381444684
You watch "epic fail" videos too if you've ever enjoyed a TIHYDP. him being a dumb conniving fuck is the whole appeal because he's fucking hilarious one way or another

he's a great entertainer even if it's not wholly for intended reasons, and I won't get really upset that he does dumb shit in games because I'm not a child. like why would I care if he calls MGS games shit? if he thinks so then that's on him, but it's not something for a sane person to get mad about

>>381444803
Shes a women so she can get any guy and live the house wife life. Phil is a man. He sits in his office all day playing video games and watching movies untill 5 am and has serious medical problems with gout, obesity and allergies.

>>381444635
>You are clearly seeing something that I just can't see at all.
I simply don't take Phil seriously and that's why his behavior doesn't upset me. You and much of the internet sperg out over his antics.

Phil is very enjoyable if you aren't a huge gamer like myself. I only play one game competitively and that's it.
I like watching the fool. That's part of the reason, another anon mentioned it, I enjoy It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia so much.

I get more pleasure out of seeing Phil get pissed and act like a dumbass than I do seeing the best players from the fighting game I play execute combos flawlessly.
>>381444979
I've had 2 sexual partners, and 3 relationships. I'm not a KHV but I strongly dislike women.

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>>381414958
>>381415018
>Ragequit a lego game.
That's wrong. It's rage quit TWO lego games and made a rant after the second.

>>381445221
>You watch "epic fail" videos too if you've ever enjoyed a TIHYDP.
You're a fucking retard if you think watching Ludwig kill DSP for a few minutes is akin to watching people getting into car accidents and hitting themselves in the nuts. But I really don't follow DSP outside of laughing at him when he's brought up.

>I'm not a child
Yes you are, mentally at least. You're admitting you enjoy absolute bottom-of-the-barrel content.

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>>381420476
I'm not sure, how often does he complete side-quests? If he's a completionist, I'm going to die of starvation

>mfw Dragon Age: Inquisition

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>>381444635
>This is too sudden of a turn-around for it to be natural, this thread was posted on Phil's website wasn't it?
>>381444289
here, also OP
I was just agreeing with anon's point how watching Phil is like it's always sunny. Stop crying "SHILL" like a paranoid faggot.

>>381445343
He still has time to embrace his meme status and improve his channel.
I really don't think this is the end for a guy like him.

I don't think he can do this forever though. I picture him moving onto different reviews once he gets older. He'd be an interesting movie critic.

I turn my adblock off for DSP desu
he's given me enough laughs to deserve whatever amount of money that makes him

>>381445343
Leanna has a medical condition. DSP gave himself gout.

>>381445354
>I've had 2 sexual partners, and 3 relationships. I'm not a KHV but I strongly dislike women.
Yeah you're a DSP fan alright.

>>381445354
laughing at a moron on the internet is serious buzzness right? No one is sperging out about phill. hes a complete moron and seeing his type of sociopathy, assholish, lazyniess, greed is entertaining like watching a sub human jew getting behead by a muzzie..

>>381422118
I don't hate him, he's just an interesting character study. The only YT personality that I truly hate is Narcissa, because he is an awful human bean

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>>381445610
>No one is sperging out about phill
you should look at yourself

>>381422118
I don't hate him, I just find him so fucking fascinating for some reason.

>>381445354
So DSP fans are people who don't know anything about video games, or what?

>I get more pleasure out of seeing Phil get pissed and act like a dumbass than I do seeing the best players from the fighting game I play execute combos flawlessly.
You probably have autism.

>>381445775
>posting in a DSP thread is sperging
You're sperging out defending DSP, by your own logic. Stop being such a sperg.

>>381445576
>Yeah you're a DSP fan alright.
I'd have more relationships if I lived on female easy mode, where you don't have to have confidence or charisma or charm to attract a partner, you just need to look okay and be willing to fuck.
I'm also an LTG fan. I like anybody who gets hyper salty.
LTG is actually based though. Much more skilled of a gamer than Phil and he's been getting much better at Street Fighter, taking some names too.

>>381445610
>No one is sperging out about phill.
Some people genuinely loathe him, and can't stand watching him play.

>>381445817
It's the same reason why watching a fat person fall on a treadmill is funnier than watching a fit athlete run on a treadmill. If anyone has autism, it's you, given how you're trying to explain to people that things they find funny aren't actually funny

There are Sons of Kuckjima members reading this thread right now.

>>381443395
He has a chronic nasal drip that get's worsened by allergies. He moved to a state that has a shit ton of allergens in the air, so now every other sentence is accompanied by a *SNORT*

>>381445962
They're likely the ones who started the thread

>DSP is more concerned being hungry than his gf

Pure autism.

>>381445927
>where you don't have to have confidence or charisma or charm to attract a partner
Somehow you apparently managed to rope in a couple women and you had none of those, so what's your problem exactly?

>>381445474
>bottom of the barrel content
as opposed to what? you're a faggot if you watch any eceleb looking for credibility instead of laughs. I value DSP's comedy more than I value some other cocksucker's boring reviews/let's play/rant shit. I'd rather have 100 DSP threads than fucking best friends play, oney plays, matthewmattosis shit that get shilled here and nobody seems to mind

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>>381445817
>schadenfreude is now autism

>>381446040
Name a more Alpha trait, I'll wait

DSP is only worth keeping track of to see how he will fuck up the next time. All the content he produces is absolute garbage though. He has some of the most boring and effortless let's play commentary you can find. He is bad at games but there are only a couple of games where he is absolutely unbelievably bad, the rest he is just generic bad.

His hate base is only funny because Phil is too autistic to deal with them and gives them free attention pretty much every single day.

>>381445915
>he thinks I'm talking about the mere act of posting and not the retarded contents of his posts
you truly are moron

>>381443047
Fuck off Fred.

>>381445953
I'm saying you're mentally stunted for finding DSP funny. Sorry, but them's the breaks. I'd say the same thing if you told me you watched Pewdiepie. Deal with it and stop being a sperg.