>BING! >BING! >WA-HOOOO! >*1-UP!*

>>381407392
substitute a smartphone and it's completely normal

>>381407392
oh man, I wish I had one of those.

>>381407392
>deciding to look over the stall and then take a picture of the man in the stall
How gay do you have to be to do this?

Based blackbro keeping watch for descending spiders

>>381407501
A house nigger?

>>381407589
>Spending enough time in a public bathroom to be playing games

How much of a trailer trash hick do you have to be to do this?

>>381407392
>2017
>There are still niggers
I thought Trump was going to fix this?

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>>381407453
>say you spend 4 hours a day watching Netflix
>nobody bat an eye
>say you spend 4 hours a day playing games
>everyone loses their minds

I like that Lil B track

This is why I avoid public bathrooms, it's a fucking zoo in there.

>>381407837

>spend 10 minutes taking a shit
>play video games for those 10 minutes
>HURR DURR TRAILER TRASH HICK

>>381407589
>decide to make that photo a selfie
Why would you want to associate yourself with this image?

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>tfw you hear the guy in the stall next to you playing a gameboy while taking a shit
>hes playing pokemon can tel lby the battle cry that hes got a charzard
>tfw you silently take out your gameboy, boot up your pokemon file with your maxxed out Blastoise
>attach your linking cable and without a word hold it under the bottom of the stall wall as you continue to squeeze out another dookie
>hes surprised, but grabs it a plugs it in laughing
>the two of you are now having such an intense battle that your both shitting violently
>everyone else in the rest room is disgusted and leaves
>tfw you eventually win and stand up in triumph, briefly forgetting that you were still projectile shitting
>shit into your dropped trou
>stranger wipes up, leaves his stall, thanks you for the battle and leaves without washing his hands
>you sit in the stall till the day is over and you think enough people will be gone for you to walk home


ITS TIME TO D-D-D-D-D-D-D-DDDD-DUEL!!

>>381408123
>10 minutes

This is the average shit taking time right? I can never take a shit outside my house or at work because i thought everyone is in and out in like 2 minutes and i always get nervous because i take longer

>>381407392
god I wish that were me

>>381408868
I can take 10 minutes on a bad day, 20 minutes in a rare really bad day. Usually it's just 2-5 though. If you're regularly needing 10 something's wrong with your ass.

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>>381408868
>Self conscious about shitting

Begone, beta.

>>381408868
I like to take like 20-30 minute shits and relax.

>>381408868
average should be 5 minutes, but everyone takes 10 to dick around on their phone.

>>381409084
Same, at home, obvi

>>381408030
Why delete this but not the whole thread

>>381408868
>take a shit at work
>co-workers say my shit smells so fucking bad everyone start bitching
it's not my fault my shit reeks

>>381408971
I can never do it in under 5 minutes

>>381409084
And you are gonna get hemorrhoid

>>381409375
What the fuck is wrong with your coworkers, you don't fucking say that shit.

>Oh damn Sally your period blood stinks up the entire office, why don't you just take the day off until you're done bleeding

>>381408868
>>381408971
>>381409084

What are you people doing during all that time? Composing poetry?

>>381407392
>playing a game with volume on in public
>looking into another man's stall AND taking a picture
They're both faggots, but the black guy is a bigger faggot

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>>381407392
nothing wrong with playing vidya in the public toilet

>>381408868
lol

90 seconds max for me, wiping included

unless I have mudbutt, in which case, 320 seconds maybe

I don't understand you long shitters and what the hell is wrong with your body

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>shit when out and about with coworkers/acquaintances from school
>try and hurry it up but anxiety and alcoholism demand double digit sputter chunk sessions
>come back to the group
>anon, are you okay?
every fucking time. why can't they keep their god damn mouths shut about how long my shits take. I wasn't born with these immaculate sub two minute perfect symmetrical torpedoes, fuck you normies.

>>381409440
two 20 minute shits every day won't give you hemorrhoids as fast as sitting all day for work will, unless you're fucking pushing for the entire 20 minutes

I mean let's be real here, even the people who shit for 10 minutes, they're only actually *shitting* for 5 minutes at most, the rest of that time is spent relaxing/shitposting/reading/contemplating life

>>381407392
I'm pretty sure taking a picture or someone in a bathroom is against the law
Fucking niggers, man

>>381407796
There in a bathroom retard

>>381409612
Same here man. It's baffling.

>>381409565
this is why i stopped wearing briefs

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>take a shit in complete silence
>start thinking about life

>>381408868
sometimes you have diarrhea bro
could be a bad day

>>381409440
Man, I'm trying to shit for that long. I'm sitting on a toilet.

>>381409714
see >>381409639
some people are unhealthy, yes, but others are taking normal shits and then doing nothing on their phones for the rest of the time

>>381407589
Nintendies deserve it

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>>381409714
quick shit master race

>>381409782
dumb frog poster

>taking pictures of others enjoying themselves

Why do people do this? It seems so fucking vain

>>381410026
>seems
the nigger took a picture of its own face
the only purpose is vanity

>>381409493
Poopy butt triggered

shit, a gameboy advance SP in 2017? that's one real-ass nigga, he likes what he's got and he don't need much more than that

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> not going exclusively to handicapped bathrooms
> not having a gigantic room to defecate in all for yourself

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>cant even take a shit and kill time without some dumb fuck taking a selfie on you

I use wet wipes cause I hate how toilet paper feels which is why I never use public bathrooms to take a shit

I'm afraid to shit at home because my house is haunted.

I'm not a schizo by the way, I have a family member who died in this house.

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>>381410321
>take anti terrorism classes
>taught the handicap stall has more room to defend yourself
>now know that every time I choose a regular stall reduce my combat effectiveness

>>381410603
How does having someone die in your house equal haunted? Are you guilty about something ?

>>381411064
No, nothing like that.

It's just the fact that doors lock themselves and open/shut themselves.

Not to mention all the various household items going missing.

>>381409565
This nigga needs to wipe his ass and eat more fiber . Also America needs bidets. They're ducking great for making your feel extra clean.

i knew niggas were the majority in being gays but spying the stall next to yours is degenerate

I use my shit time to chill out and relax and browse /v/

>>381407392
Isn't it BANG BANG now that Mario has a gun?

>>381407856

This is why I don't understand why companies try to make games so artsy and story-heavy. Seriously, the normies will just still think you're weird for playing games regardless. Just go balls to the walls with these games.

>>381407392
>white people being pathetic
nothing now

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>>381409791
Wait , a person is only supposed to shit for 5 min ? and that means their healthy ?

>>381411172
ghosts are not real

>>381411837
Yes.
Shit releases toxins that degrade your skin if you stay around for too long, that's why we flush it. If you've been doing it for too long, you might find your buttocks start peeling off in a few years