ITT: Things you were the first person to do.

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ITT: Things you were the first person to do. 2017-06-22 05:03:47 Post No. 381405331
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ITT: Things you were the first person to do. Anonymous 2017-06-22 05:03:47 Post No. 381405331 [Report]

I was the first person in the world to enter this vase and kill myself. Looking back, I doubt anyone knew a game could be this nonlinear in 1998, but my rationale to arrive at this decision was purely accidental. You see, English is my second language so as a youngling I thought that I had missed some vital clue about this vase's purpose and that I was supposed to jump in. So I spent hours trying until I finally succeeded. I will never forget the adrenaline-packed moment when I saw the screen fade to black followed by that eerie sound.

Your turn.

Anonymous 2017-06-22 05:09:19 Post No.381405785
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Anonymous 2017-06-22 05:09:19 Post No.381405785 [Report]

I was the first one to fuck your mom

Anonymous 2017-06-22 05:10:14 Post No.381405846
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Anonymous 2017-06-22 05:10:14 Post No.381405846 [Report]

I was the first person to fuck op's mom's mom

Anonymous 2017-06-22 05:10:27 Post No.381405862
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Anonymous 2017-06-22 05:10:27 Post No.381405862 [Report]

>>381405331
I was the first person alive
Ask me any questions that you have

Anonymous 2017-06-22 05:11:06 Post No.381405908
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Anonymous 2017-06-22 05:11:06 Post No.381405908 [Report]

There was a hidden gramophone in Amnesia's main campaign, in the same area with the yellow flow rod on the other side of the broken window.
Nobody believed me for years.

Anonymous 2017-06-22 05:11:13 Post No.381405916
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Anonymous 2017-06-22 05:11:13 Post No.381405916 [Report]

>>381405785
I was the first to fuck this guys mom

Anonymous 2017-06-22 05:11:27 Post No.381405937
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Anonymous 2017-06-22 05:11:27 Post No.381405937 [Report]

I was the first person to fuck.

Anonymous 2017-06-22 05:11:55 Post No.381405967
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Anonymous 2017-06-22 05:11:55 Post No.381405967 [Report]

>>381405785
>>381405846
I was the first person to fuck these two anon's moms.

Anonymous 2017-06-22 05:12:52 Post No.381406048
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Anonymous 2017-06-22 05:12:52 Post No.381406048 [Report]

>>381405862
How's Eve doing?

Anonymous 2017-06-22 05:14:01 Post No.381406123
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Anonymous 2017-06-22 05:14:01 Post No.381406123 [Report]

>>381405862
fuck off adam, go acquire some praxis or something

Anonymous 2017-06-22 05:14:45 Post No.381406185
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Anonymous 2017-06-22 05:14:45 Post No.381406185 [Report]

>>381405331
i was the first person to suck dick

Anonymous 2017-06-22 05:15:10 Post No.381406224
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Anonymous 2017-06-22 05:15:10 Post No.381406224 [Report]

>>381405331
I was the first person to catch Mewtwo or find the talking Grunt in Halo AMA

Anonymous 2017-06-22 05:22:45 Post No.381406801
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Anonymous 2017-06-22 05:22:45 Post No.381406801 [Report]

>>381405331
I actually coined the term "mustard race" that turned into a lesser shit meme, you can believe me or not, I dont even give a fuck and rarely post.

Anonymous 2017-06-22 05:24:56 Post No.381406959
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Anonymous 2017-06-22 05:24:56 Post No.381406959 [Report]

>>381406048
Stupid cunt ate an apple that a shape shifter jew told her to eat lmao
>>381406123
Will try

Anonymous 2017-06-22 05:48:49 Post No.381408571
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Anonymous 2017-06-22 05:48:49 Post No.381408571 [Report]

I was the first guy to say bazinga in public

Anonymous 2017-06-22 05:51:07 Post No.381408692
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Anonymous 2017-06-22 05:51:07 Post No.381408692 [Report]

>>381408571
You should be locked up in an asylum you maniac

Anonymous 2017-06-22 05:58:56 Post No.381409202
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Anonymous 2017-06-22 05:58:56 Post No.381409202 [Report]

I was the first person.

Anonymous 2017-06-22 06:07:36 Post No.381409763
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Anonymous 2017-06-22 06:07:36 Post No.381409763 [Report]

I was

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