Witcher 3 Romances

I liked her, until she sends you on that awful quest. Also the whole handing over a deadly plague to a madman of a king, thing.

>>381396447
Cause you like being cucked by Lambert.

>>381396447
I fucked and saved her.
Not marrying tier though.

>>381396825
Yea I didn't like that either

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If you like man faced wenches.

>>381396447
You like older women. Wow that was hard

>>381397369
They're all old anon.

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>>381396447
No, Shani is the best followed by Yen and Triss.

She reminded me of Morrigan. So i fucked her.

>>381397448
nuh hu isnt triss like 100 or something

>>381397473
STRIGOI

>>381397369
Yenn is the oldest though, she's literally a humpbacked old hag that uses magic to look young.

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>>381397473
>Shani is the best

You know it anon.

>>381397473
>i like boys

>>381397473
>this might be how all the people in the witcher universe see geralt
it all makes sense now

>>381396447
feet

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>>381397830
Wrong opinion anon.

>>381396447
She's not

>>381397830
Shani is trap tier.

>>381396447
>Areolas on full display
May as well pick a courtesan for your waifu

>>381397473
Mah nigger

Why does she go barefoot?

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>>381396447
Yen is the best

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>>381396447
She only looked good in certain scenes. In most other scenes, she had a really bad manface.

>>381398214
>get advice on dealing with Shani
>end up fucking her on a lake
>acquire sadness that it won't work out between you
Gaunter did this on purpose, didn't he?

>>381401215
Of course, the guy's evil.

>>381401073
>In most other scenes, she had a really bad manface.
There's actually a very good reason for that. Her model was their lead animator who is/was a man. He now lives as a woman though. You wish I were making this up.

>>381401453
Good thing I didn't hit that

>>381400592
Noice, I want to face fuck her.

Are there any niggresses you can bang in the witcher 3?

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>>381401453
Ha, I killed him my first playthrough.

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>>381401453

>>381396447
>was willing to help a psychotic warmonger master the art of biological warfare because she didn't like living in an icky swamp ;((
Yeah nah she was a cunt.

>>381397473
Is that Tiommy Wiseau?

>>381401453
Source? That's hilarious. Keirafags BTFO

>>381400592
She looks great as a niggress

>>381397473
I'll give the guy this, that's more effort than most cosplay I see.

And before someone says otherwise, the vast majority of cosplay is lazy no-effort garbage; go to any con and you'll see that's the case. All the shit posted on the Internet is just prime good shit but you don't see what it's really like.

>>381403095

Dandelion as Mark just makes too much sense.

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>>381403218
This is him before the transition. He now lives as Tamara Zawada though.

https://www.linkedin.com/in/tamarazawada

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>>381403645
WHY!?

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>>381403645

No, no, no, no.

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>>381403556
>Oh, hi Dandelion!

>>381400592
This looks fucking retarded.You just color swapped her skin.Thats literally the only difference.Black people don't look like that.

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>>381404006

>>381397659
And Triss belongs in a burn ward.

>>381396825
What cucking? She had no intention of staying with you. Plus Lambertbro dies unless you recruit her.
Fucking fatman Djitkawhateverthefuck I shanked him due to not helping during the siege and he wanted Rochebro dead.

>>381401453
FINALLY
I FUCKED A SHEMALE IN VIDYA
BASED CD PROJEKT RED

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>>381404004
Well wtf... Who looks at Kiera and thinks "Oh that's a beautiful woman"? Kiera has beard stubble and a giant man's face ffs.

>>381396447

That's not Ciri.

>>381403509
I'm pretty sure this isn't a person.

>>381404006

>I cannot talk about quests it's too personal, anyway how is your sex life?
>Sounds like your da expert Dandelion.
>Inna few minutes Triss!
>I'm Fed up with this Aard!

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>>381403645

Would have prefered romancing the stuck up bitch from nilfgard Rosa
Or cuck dandelion with pricilla
Or better yet slaughter those bandit elves and turn their leader from a proud elf into a human cock worshipping whore

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best girl coming through

>>381396447
She seemed great to be honest. Was kinda bummed you don't fuck her.

Then again I stopped playing witcher 3 because of the fucking alcohol system.

>>381404880
>Was kinda bummed you don't fuck her.
She's likely to be the first girl you do fuck in the game since it's available in Velen. What the fuck my man?

>>381404978
Like I said I stopped playing pretty much right after her first quest.

>>381404780
>Would have prefered romancing the stuck up bitch from nilfgard Rosa
i was so fucking hyped and her quest end out of fucking nowhere

>>381404830
>there will never be player-made short-stories where you get to fuck Philippa, the Nilfgaardian twins
>no short story where you get to hang out with Iorveth and Saskia

>>381404830
>bitchy streak
>female
Geralt's taste, even though it'd never happen.

>>381400592
Sauce?

>>381396447
Because you can kill her for being a manipulative cunt.

>>381404880
>Then again I stopped playing witcher 3 because of the fucking alcohol system.
What do you mean?

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>>381401073
Why is her gwent card so much cuter