Did you ever play vidya in school when you were a kid, /v/?

i used to bring my notebook and i played stepmania and left for dead or just emulate some stuff, needless to say i was the bullied otaku kid

two words for you, OP:

ICY
TOWER

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>>381393638
Speak for yourself. Granted half the football team railed her but I gots mine.

>>381393361
You just wanted to post a thicc cute teacher, post more now

>>381393361
Yes. Played them in class when there was no work to be done then played sports during the breaks.

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>Hear about all these students fucking their teachers on the news
>You missed out

>>381393638
The two desks nearest to the camera have wood surface while the rest don't.

no i was too afraid it would be stolen or lost

>>381393726
>used goods
Disgusting

>>381393638
Oh fuck, I have this same fetish.

>>381393361
yea we played shitty flash games like lifesavers mini golf

>>381393852
It's a coincidence, most schools wouldn't get rid of all their old desks.

>>381393887
Wtf do you really expect a 28 yr old woman to still be a virgin?

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>>381393361
>play my GBA under the table in class
>fucking Carlos tells on me
>GBA gets taken away
>never get it back

>never had a teacher I wanted to fuck

what was it like bros?

that shit must have been really frustrating, closest I ever had was a substitute who was there for a day who was kinda cute but my buddy was practically drooling for her which was kind of off-putting to me

>>381393945
Is that the kid who murdered his prof?

>>381394001
>tfw had a super hot unmarried English teacher that said she didn't believe in sex before marraige

By my senior year she got married and gained weight though. Would still smash.

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One time the hottest teacher at my high school sat against my desk while she was talking to another student. Her ass was pressed completely against my forearm. Who wants to touch me?

>>381393827
p sure they were only fucking the chads on the football team so we never really "missed" anything

>>381393945
Nice shoop nigger

>>381394064
>black
Even if he's not the kid you're thinking of, 85% chance he did anyways

>>381394001
>sticking your dick where hundreds of other men have been
That's literally gay

Ironically, Islam treat their women the right way. I guarantee all these whores will be married and banging some 14 year old kid. It's disgusting. I hope anyone who supports this gets cucked, so you can feel how fucking horrible it is, enabling cunts. Fuck the world.

>>381394047
I stupidly took sociology at college. Our teacher was fucking incompetent, but she had an ass like two basketballs hugging each other. The only reason I even continued to show up.
It can be fun anon, but ultimately you're never going to come close.

>keyboarding class in middle school
>old teacher was a fossil who didn't care what we did as long as we finished our assignments
>class had a bunch of dudes in it
>we all downloaded Halo CE
>had a half hour of LAN fun every class before it ended

good times.

>>381394047
>never had a teacher I wanted to fuck
What the fuck, how's that possible? Were you homeschooled?

>>381394047

Alright.

I didn't actually want to fuck her though. It was a bet. A lot was riding on it, it was on the screen. After they put me in the box, I had to do my best. I put my heart and soul into it and I accomplished what had to be done. You can do too. I know it seems difficult, but it's one foot after another and eventually you get there. I don't know, it was alright.

>>381394047
I literally couldn't pay attention would fuck up that class and would sit there hoping to god she never called on me for because I'd have to walk up to the board with an erection. It's actually more trouble than it's worth if your parents were sticklers for grades.

>>381393827
>get male teachers/okayish looking broads through every grade and even during all my periods in HS
i never knew this feel

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>>381394185
>Not sharing your pocket pussy with your teammates

You have no sense of comeradery. We'd share our stories and how we fucked her. Good times.

>>381394179
Nevermind; found him. Looks like the kind of person to hang out on this site. http://www.cnn.com/2016/02/26/us/massachusetts-teacher-killing-sentence/index.html

>>381393361
I played stepmania in front of the teacher I hated in university, am I cool /v/?

he hated me first

>>381394296
I'm the same way.
I had a few hot male teachers that all of the girls wanted to have sex with though.

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>>381393361
I remember playing a GBC Power Rangers game once or twice.

>>381394385
Is he black or white? His skin says white but his features say black

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>>381393638
>tfw you banged your zoology teacher senior year due to a combination of her youthful stupidity and you feeling yourself extra hard over finally blooming in junior year

Grew like 8" taller, started lifting, and got a perfect ACT over junior year. Went from virgin to banging 8 different girls over senior year.

We got a new Zoology teacher that year. She was an emergency hire after the last one died of old age. She was 24 and fresh out of college so she still had the student mindset and tried to be our buddy all the time.

We hung out a few times after school and I ended up hitting that for the last few weeks of school.

7/10 face but 10/10 tits. Shout out to Laurie.

>>381394296

Nah, I just never had a hot teacher. My teachers were always old bitches or grandma like.

>teacher fetish

What are you guys, a walking 90s sitcom?

My elementary school banned all games, because when Pokemon came out everyone was bringing their gameboys to school.

>>381394296
They were all fat or old

>>381394441
ugh get down with the thickness

>>381393361

Like actually in school?

Yeah all the time

In elementary, I had to stay at an after school care program because my mom wasn't off work till like 5-6 (single mom) but school got out at 3, so after I did my homework they let us play

They had a summer program too and me and some friends would always play vidya there during free time. There was one time when some theiving little nigger girl who wasn't normally there during the school year tried to steal my Gameboy and Pokemon games but my mom sent out a letter to every parent to check their kids shit and her mom bought it back the next day apologizing and the girl was crying like crazy.

In middle school I would play my GBA on the bus to and from school so that was at least an hour and a half per day, and sometimes I'd play with friends during lunch, we had several big areas so as long as we didn't get caught staff didn't care.

In high school I would play DS with friends at lunch or on trips to football games or competitions in marching band

The one time i actually played in class but in a high school class I sat in the back with one of those desks with the hold underneath to hold books, I would play a gameboy micro and the teacher would hardly ever notice.

I had a math teacher who was a total bitch in 7th grade who had hips the width of a doorway I fantasized and jerked off to the thought of her getting stuck in doors until I discovered porn

>>381394038
And I would do it again given the chance.

>The only fuckable teacher at my school transferred away because someone tried to make a pass and she claimed sexual harassment.

>>381394527
Maybe he's neither.

>>381394237
who ruined your morning anon?

>>381394381
WHERE IS MY POCKET PUSSY?!?!

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Oh Ms. Carter, how I wished I wasn't so much of a beta faggot during 9th grade.

>>381394534
This absolutely happened

>>381394671
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VqB1uoDTdKM

>>381393638
Man, there's a hot petite girl from my graduating class (2012) with tits literally the size of her head who's teaching high school seniors now. I can't imagine what it must be like for them - even when she's modestly dressed her body is clearly insane.
>Instagram is now private and I don't know her well enough to request a follow
just kill me

>>381393361
I was always afraid of the spic kids taking my shit, considering I'm a spic but I didn't dress or act like them. Always hated being seated near them and the pretty boy white boys. The blacks were the most laid back and nice where I lived. (Central Valley of California.)

>>381394738

his ex-gf, obviously

>>381394768
It's believable, but someone on /v/? Nah

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>>381394441

>the thighs on the pink

>>381394876
It's believable, but someone on /v/? Nah

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>bring Pokemon Red to school
>show my friends how to get to Glitch City
>they are all in awe

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>>381394882
>>381394768
Chads walk among you.

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Why do we love tits /v/?

>>381394925
What the fuck do you think you're doing

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>>381394827
Ok I had a lmao

But now I have a boner for Ms. Kraner, that wicked, wicked bitch

>>381394970
I'm 100% straight but tits are fucking disgusting

>>381394964
*stabs u*
LOL

http://www.inquisitr.com/3163716/texas-teacher-who-got-pregnant-by-13-year-old-student-posts-bail/

>>381394001
I'm a 28 year old man virgin. They better fucking exist.

>>381393361
No, only retarded nerds like this guy do it
https://www.liveleak.com/view?i=c38_1414287551

>>381394970
Delicious cookie girl

>>381393726
How do you know that your teacher fucked the football team?

>>381394970
I'm 100% straight but dicks are fucking amazing

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>>381394970

Things that are covered, but occasionally peak out are arousing.

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>>381394970
They are the genesis of all life even more important than water.

>>381394970
>tfw gf has DDD tits
>tfw like her belly more

>>381393827
One time I saw a report on a kid who looked EXACTLY like me, had my same name, race and background. The only major difference I could find was the teacher thought he'd end up a gangbanger if she didn't "take care" of him, while I was a decent and quiet kid in school. Teacher was one of the hotter ones too, fuck.

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>I'm 100% straight but tits are fucking disgusting

>>381395096
See
>>381394381

We used to set up a bunch of tvs in the science room and play LAN Halo 2. And one time I installed stepmania on a school computer and rocked out with it. Salieri Strikes Back FTW.

>>381394970

>attractive girl falls for the tanning meme

only thing sadder is a breast reduction

>>381393638
what's the point? what does a teacher offer that a single women or couger doesn't?

>>381395083
>Japanese
That's chinese though

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>All this larping

>>381395096
he was the teacher all along

>>381395096

Not him but a few years ago I fucked this milf I met on craigslist

Her son was apparently 2 years younger than me and she told me this story about how she fucked one of his football team friends when he was in high school

Not sure if it was real, she wasn't a teacher, was just hot

Be honest /v/ If you were a hot teacher would you bang underage boys?

>>381395070
They probably do but there's a reason they're 28 year old virgins. Like there's reasons you're a 28 year old virgin.

>>381394970
>slav
absolutely fucking disgusting

>>381395202
This. Brown is better, but if you're not naturally brown don't fucking try.

>>381395135
I like the way you think. A nice little tummy is hot as fuck.

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>>381395175
We had Quake and Halo on the network before they shut all that shit down. We used to play it during Spanish class since every student had a desktop in that class.

>>381394970
You have mommy problems

>>381394038
>he didnt steal it back

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>>381395159
Anon I...

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When I was in first grade my class had a 30-minute reading time every day where we could sit wherever we wanted, my friend and I brought our GBAs to the back of class on the floor and played games instead. We got away with it for a solid two months before our teacher noticed. We then had to write a one-page report on why we were bad people for doing that and then give it to our parents. I just sat crying like a little bitch because it was the first and only time I got in trouble at school (other than the time that I ran after the school implemented a no-running-during-recess policy, but that doesn't count) and crumpled up the paper and threw it away when I got home.
Holy fucking shit, dude, in my senior year of high school my English teacher was gorgeous. She was funny, had a unintentionally sultry voice, and was into tight jeans. I sat near a dumb kid and she would really often lean over to help him and that was just about the hardest that I have ever gotten on a regular basis. God damn.

>>381395250
I'd want to be a pear shaped BBW teacher with very snug clothes

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>>381393827
>>381394375

>Got mostly old male teachers in their 40s/50s during HS
>Did nothing but imagine the Qts at class getting railed by them after school.
>Not even into bald, fat, faceless men NTR doujins.

What the fuck was is wrong with me?

>>381395250
As long as I know that fucking them won't get me caught.

>>381395256
And what reasons would those be?

>>381395250

No because I'm not fucking retarded and realize that an internet fantasy is just an internet fantasy. Being a teacher is an important position

>>381395235
same shit

Is it me or is the shape of a vagina repulsive?

>>381395409
GAY

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>>381395306
>STEM

>>381395306
There are like 3 different types of people in this image

>>381395283
>little tummy

U-uhh yeah bro!! My gf is a whale anon.And I wouldn't have it any other way

>>381395306

JESUS
FUCKING
CHRIST

Why is this so fucking accurate

every once in a while you get a genius post like this. I wish they stopped so I can stop browsing this garbage can

I was able to access any website on the school computer by google translating it and then switching back to the original language, since it was all technically cached on Google's end.

I could get any program on the computer I wanted by changing the file extension to .jpg, dragging it on, and then renaming the extension back to .exe.

>>381393361
This kid I grew up with would play Minecraft on his laptop in high school. Hilarious >>381395357

>>381395409
Yeah you're just gay

>>381395374
I'm a assuming one or several unattractive qualities that make it so no one would want to have sexual relations with the person.

>>381395458
M I L K I E S
I
L
K
I
E
S

>>381395468
I assumed as much, and It's what I meant. I like chubby and fat women. A nice saggy belly is hot.

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>>381395409

>>381395228

well they probably have decent spelling ability, for one

I remember one of my students was masturbating in class once.

>>381395468
Kill you are self copelet

>>381395306
Is plastic bottles a thing low-T losers actually believe?
What about all of the fucking athletes chugging water and gatorade out of them?
I go through literally 5 plastic bottles worth of water a day religiously and my T levels test on the high side.
Every morning run: 1 bottle. Breakfast: 1 bottle. Lunch: 1 bottle. 1 more bottle over the afternoon and another at dinner. Often even a 6th bottle in the hours leading up to bed.

Over 100 ounces per day. Sometimes up to a gallon. Zero T problems.

Been like this since I was a kid. Got raised in a no-soda house in a city with shit water so every week we got 2 crates of bottled water with the groceries.

i played through almost the entirety of battle network white on my gbasp at school either during bathroom breaks or "study" sessions, where students could break off into pairs and help eachother prepare for tests and such

>>381395382
as a hot female teacher you have an obligation to teach fledgling boys how to become a man. it's just another part of the important job

>>381395409

Depends on what kind it is. Ham sandwich vaginas always startle me at first, but they taste just as good.

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>>381395374
>on /v/
>needing to ask for reasons why one is a virgin

>>381395409
I'm straight but I would say a nice aesthetic penis generally looks nicer than most vaginas.

>>381395642
It's only plastic beverages exposed to the sun for a very long period of time, that starts decaying the plastic, other than that is just a meme.

>>381395589
I'm basically dating an identical copy of SSBBW Adeline if she was about 100 pounds lighter, their faces look so similar its scary. Good for my dick though

>>381395732
>misuses the word "aesthetic"
>appreciates a good dick

Makes sense to me.

>>381393361
Tetris, all fucking day long, it's the greatest game ever made brothers.

In highschool, I played Pokemon FireRed and Emerald in my GBA. Call of Duty United Offensive in the cybercafe near school and Smash Bros Melee in the "arcade"

Used to play NSMB and Metroid Prime Hunters multiplayer, good stuff but the head hitboxes were broken as fuck.

>>381395732
This really, that's why futa is so good

>>381395431
>>381395504
>>381395590
>hurr gay is an insult
How about you grow up, little children. I am sexually attracted to girls, but not to vaginas. This does not make me gay.

>>381395761
Define "very long period of time", because sometimes those sports drinks bottles on the bench during practice have been hauled out there and sat in the 90-100F heat all day for a week before someone grabs one and drinks it.

Does anyone really leave bottled water or drinks out in the sun for longer than that?

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>>381395732
>I'm straight but

>>381393361
All the time

I'd blaze through my work in the first 20 minutes then play my dsi or netbook afterwards every class

>>381393887
Any girl over 14 has been fucked(most likely)

I'm a long term sub that might become a teacher and sometimes the students flirt with me, shit is awkward

>all those guys fucking their teachers
what the fuck is going up with america?

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>>381395642
>this level of autism

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>>381395854
You're a fag Harry

>>381394038
>never get it back
What thats money

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>>381396013

http://nypost.com/2017/06/21/married-teacher-arrested-for-having-sex-with-teen-student/

Nothing but degenerates, my man.

>>381395732
I kind of agree, which is why I mostly just fap to shemales.

>>381395975
I know, it's disgusting

I played a flash-tier calculator game once. Otherwise its kinda overt and tasteless. Listened to music sometimes, though.

Also had a recently-out-of-college interim english teacher. During the introduction phase, someone asked about tattoos having seen one she had. Told us of that one as well as one "that you will never see."

>>381396013
It happened on the newest normalfag show riverdale so now it's cool to do

>>381396013
>going up with america

>>381396192
is it worth watching?

>>381393726
story?

>>381395139
link/pic or name of the teacher?

>teacher who taught at my high school got arrested last winter
>for fucking a student
I still wonder what kind of fag would snitch about that. I'm assuming it was second hand because the guy was a dumbass that didn't keep his mouth shut.

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Reminder that scientifically speaking, futa is not gay.

>>381395057
>Fucks her within 3 days of getting her number
>Proceeds to fuck her everyday afterwards

Jesus fucking Christ it's like an actual doujin come to life.

>>381396131
>that smugface
anyway why are 24-27 years old women fucking with 16-17 years old boys? you need to be fucked up to do this.

>>381395228
They have authority over you granted by the powers that be

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>>381396013

>>381396245
"no"

shit story and has nothing to do with the comic just a bunch of unrelated, unconnected spooky mystical events happening and thats it

the only reason people (girls) watch it is for the chad archie

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>>381395732
Every human being knows that, most males are just afraid to admit.

I'm straight, but I prefer passable dickgirls.

>>381395854
u is ghey
>>381395916
Shit man I don't know but it is common knowledge in this infernal city at least, but what I know is you can taste the difference between a bottle that was left in the sun at 110-118F all afternoon to one that was stored correctly on the shadow or indoors.

It should start tasting disgusting for starters, like medicine

>>381393361
MOMMY!!!

>>381396013
American school are just socializing and faggot propaganda, so there's nothing to do but degeneracy and retardation.

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>>381394970
>not liking fat tiddies

>>381394964
More like failed chads.

>>381394381
>Actually bragging.

That's just disgusting man. Imagine if that teacher was your mother, sister, or daughter. Would you be with okay with her getting fucked by multiple of highschoolers?

She was probably fucked in the head and you fucks toke advantage of her.

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>tfw you're too old to be a teachers boy toy and cakes are slowly becoming women your age

I missed out lads...

>>381395595
A R K A N S A S

>>381395228
More likely to spank me for being a bad boy. Hopefully followed by head pats and "good girls"

>>381395306
Wait I always drink out of plastic water bottles since I moved out
Is this a meme or is this why I'm suffering a mood disorder?

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>>381395409
Only roasties, little girls have cute ones.

had sex with a sub when i was 17 ama

>>381396417
what was the real story behind this on?

>>381396574
Kill yourself whiteknight virgin

>>381396683
It's a meme, plastic bottled water left in the sun is pretty dangerous. Always replace bottles after a couple of uses.

Your mood shittery is probably a result of something, or anything else.

>>381395306
How are graduating high school, discord, and STEM bad things?

>>381396574
Not that guy but...Sure I'll bite that bait.
>That's just disgusting man.
So are a lot of things humans do.

>Imagine if that teacher was your mother, sister, or daughter. Would you be with okay with her getting fucked by multiple of highschoolers?
Mother? She's a grown woman free to do what she likes, and if she can still pull in young studs like that, good on her.
Sister? Don't care. She can do whatever she wants.
Daughter? Obviously I'd raise her better than that in the first place by putting the fear of a omnipotent bearded sky wizard in her head.

>She was probably fucked in the head and you fucks toke advantage of her.
Then she clearly wasn't suited to teach, now was she?

>>381396443
>passable

That's the key word. I need some recommendations for some

>>381395290
T. Closet gay who likes bum

>>381395409
It's not repulsive, just boring. Unless it's puffy and pink and there's a visible clit. Honestly I prefer shemales and dickgirl hentai because it gets me off faster. If there's nothing else don't get me wrong I could still cum to a vagina, but not a hairy loose one.

>>381396417
>>381396013
American schools don't have any fucking rules. They won't discipline the students. They don't even wear uniforms. They're WAY too permissive.

>>381396813
It's bait.

>>381396746
Male or female? How old?

>>381396696
lock up this man

>>381396013
>what the fuck is going up with america?

No sense of dignity.
The basic concept of virtue does not exist.
Chastity is frowned upon.
Abuse of woman disguised as freedom.

I could on and on...

>>381396441
Not that anon but I've seen /tv/ webms and that show is made for men and women because those motherfuckers at CW can't cast ugly people. Fucking webm of Veronica and Betty on that bed straight up looks like it's the intro to amateur porn had me laughing and fapping.

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>>381396696

>>381396889
it was a woman (female), late twenties

>>381396746
tell the full story mememaster

>>381395306
What the fuck even is this?

This is like, a bunch of random shit

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>>381394970
I'm 100% straight, but I prefer small tits.

Big butts > feminine penis > big tits

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>>381393361
IM HOT FOR TEACHER

>>381396574
Why do you believe that having sex is a negative thing?

>>381396946
Of course thats how it always happens, fuck you whore

>>381396746
u gay?

>>381396908
almost every character on that show is good looking desu.

>>381396131
>An indictment charges Jarvis with sodomizing the victim in May 2016 and having sex with him a month later.
Oh my.

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>>381393361
I always wished I had a hot teacher
Sadly, some things will remain distant dreams forever

>>381396990
He's an insecure virgin, that's why. That's all there is to it.

>>381396192
>Implying fucking your teacher is a hip new meme brought on by some CW tv show
Your underage, or retarded

>>381396654
I'm a man.

>>381396253
>sophmore in HS
>Had speech right after football practice
>Speech teacher was also the dance teacher
>Fine and fit at.
>Her name was ms.Hartwood but we called her Hardwood.
>Every day she would compliment me, calling me a fancy man, saying I smelled good, or always looked right at me from time to time.
>One day she gradded a speech we wrote on the importance of body language
>Got an 80 average, but she wrote "see me afternoon today for tutorials
>Cept she didnt have tutoring on Fridays and who tf needed tutoring for speech.
>Go there anyways.
>She's just sitting there alone on her computer
>She tells me to sit as she closed the door and locked it, covering the little window.
>She said she always had a thing for young guys and I was her type (She really liked Italian Americans for some odd ass reason)
>She unzipped my pants as I sat on her chair
>Then she sucked me off for like a minute before riding me
>Tfw I only lasted 5 minutes as I came in her
>after that nothing much was said, I dressed up and she said I could go now.
>Too scared to go back again
>After a year she moved without a trace

>>381395306
THERE THEY GO
FEMINIZING MEN AGAIN
THEN PRETEND THEY DON'T KNOW WHEN WE KNOW IT
XENOESTROGEN

>>381395290
There's nothing wrong with wanting a mommy gf.

Think of it this way, biologically men are driven to find mates who would make good mothers. Those with "motherly" qualities resonate more, because of she's good to you, she will be good to your child. Bonus points if she has already given birth, therefore establishing she is a successful mother

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>>381396964
I'm not going to lie and say the nigga doesn't have a spectacular ass, but everything else is just too mannish. As for the hoe she's garbage 100%.

There was this teacher from Utah I had, brilliant at mathematics, but seemed totally oblivious. She was hot af and would shove her giant boobs in your face when she leaned over to check your work, and she always wore these super long dresses that were weirdly tight in the back so you could always see her pantyline and butt.

Like and subscribe.

>>381396813
Discord is absolute cancer but everything else is fine.

>>381395540
>BRAAAAP

>>381396823
See:
>>381396906
>Not protecting the woman of your family from getting abused.

You are worse then a fucking cuck. Our forefathers would spit on you.

>>381396852
Your gay

>>381396417
>trying to discipline a girl for getting gangbanged
pfahaha

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>>381397129
This

THIS THREAD SURE IS VIDEO GAMES

>>381396994
dunno mate in leafland standards im pretty attractive, 6'4" and still had low bf% abs at the time.
>>381396997
not every sub is a hairy old dude
>>381396960
not much to it, was pretty obvious by how she was constantly walking by where i was sitting even when she didnt have to. this one nerd autist nobody liked kept trying to talk to her but anyone who wasnt autistic could tell she didnt give a shit.

>>381393361
yeah, but they would confiscate it sometimes.

Why are female math teachers disproportionately blonde?

>>381396574
>toke advantage of her
>of her
What?

>>381396417
I live in Fort Myers. That was a fake article.

>>381397096
N E V E R M I N D

>>381397107
You got raped.

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>>381393361
I played metroid prime hunters with friends during lunch. That was always cool.

>>381394970
they're soft and warm and fun to play with ^_^

tfw flat chested ;-;

>>381395228
they are trapped there

Yup.

I beat both Order of Ecclesia and The World Ends With You in my high school Spanish class.

2008 was a great fucking year for DS games.

>>381396634
You made me realize that I got too old.
>my highschool gf is now a teacher
>I'm a teacher in college myself
>no way to make my fantasies real without feeling pathetic and disgusting now

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>>381393638
>>381393361
>in HS 4 years ago
>teacher using computer to project shit on screen
>opens up chrome so she can show us a video
>One of the most visited tabs was XVIDEOS
>whole class picks on it and starts laughing
>someone had to tell her cause she doesnt noticed
>she closed her computer in a rush and came up with an excuse that she let her son use the laptop yesterday

>>381397252
Don't you know mods are actively deleting video games off the board? New Vegas threads.

>>381396990
>Man kill hobo
>Dude why'd you kill that hobo
>Why do you believe that murder is a negative thing?

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>>381397263
>leafland
Lololololol

>>381397065
>using virgin as an insult
>on /v/

>>381397107
nigga that was kinda spooky, was that your first time?

>>381396990
>>381397065

>Not realizing the sexual revolution was a mistake

>>381395250
I mean, everyone says "Be the person you needed when you were younger"

>>381397442
>using bottom of the gene pool online dating sites as a basis for the population

ask me how i know youre a basement dweller

i had sex with my english teacher in high school

>>381397459
Yes...

>>381396853
Women have butts too retard

>>381395250
Yeah.

>>381397460
What are you, a muslim?

>>381397386
>Not using private tabs
Deserved.

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>>381397426
>comparing sex to murder

>>381397512
looks like you comitteda crime... but...................................... did you get your punishment?

>>381397537
Sunni Muslim from Saudi Arabia.

>>381397548
Even if you live alone and no one ever uses your computer there's no excuse for not using private browsing.

>>381394441
>black lightspeed rescue
REEEEEE HE'S SUPPOSED TO BE GREEN

>>381396964
>I like big asses small tits, and le feminine penis
MEME CULTURE xD

>>381397386
>teacher
>has a son
>watches porn
>probably horny single mom then

yikes if she had a son for real i feel bad for that kid, probably gonna be a school shooter

>>381397280
Only had one in elementary school and she's still pretty hot. Too bad I can't fap to her Facebook pictures because she has her stupid kids in them. What's even the fucking point of taking pictures of your kids so strangers can see them on your social media? It's not family because they'd just ask for pictures their damn selves. I'm out of touch...

I had multiple absolutely astonishingly hot teachers throughout school. My fifth grade teacher was an utter babe, looked a bit like Natalie Portman, but was kind of a bitch. Then my 12th grade math teacher was this 23 year old blonde sorority slut fresh out of college. Barely any older than us really. Every guy was hitting on her relentlessly all year and she was a huge tease back. I don't know if she fucked anyone, but sadly it wasn't me if she did. My favorite by far was my history teacher in 11th and 12th grade though. She was like a combination of Reese Witherspoon and Alice Eve and had an incredible personality. I was rather close with her too, we got along well and had similar interests. I wanted to fuck her so badly. Never did though, she was married to one of the other teachers in the school anyway.

>>381397548
>>381397612
There's no excuse to use Chrome.

>>381397442
Why do I feel like I went to high school with Lady_Radi

>>381397719
Firefox shows most visited on the new/blank tab page too.

>>381393361
Was there ever anymore?

>>381397719
I agree, but that's giving normalfags too much credit.

>ywn be a hot female teacher that is fantasized and desired by her male students despite never saying or doing anything explicitly sexual

>>381397597
I wish you a horrible death then.

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Man I had retardedly sexy male teachers and I was their favorite student always
I'm so fucking stupid

>>381397575
Now see there we're about 3 options you had to reply to me with.Only 1 of them was retarded.You chose the retarded one, not realizing i was trying to show you nuance.

>>381397442
I would unironically fuck top right. Her face and hair are doing it for me.

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video game threads get deleted but this thread is still up

why is this

>>381397827
faggot

>>381397790
She's an amorphous blob. We all went to school with her.

>tfw only had one hot teacher in hs
>she was a super catholic bitch who would scream at us constantly

>>381397681
Ever seen how Reese Witherspoon's daughter looks just like her? What's your favorite Reese Witherspoon movie?

Pleasantville and Cruel Intentions are best.

>>381397442
What is this?

>>381397870
But I'm from Ottawa too and she's the same age as me.

>>381397856
Jans always leave the biggest containment thread alone. It keeps us out of better threads.

Why is no one dumping more hit teachers

>>381397817
>ywn be a hot young piece of ass who gets kidnapped and trapped in a sex dungeon to only end up buried in a shallow grave and never found after you were done with
jdimsa

how hard is it to seduce a college professor?

>>381397817
Speak for yourself.

>>381397537
>pre 60's americans are muslim extremists

>>381397856
Mods are doing a great job aren't they?

>>381397612
>no history
>you may never find that thing you remembered seeing a while back and feel like seeing again
Just look at the places it can pop up and ensure it doesnt. Simple.

>be me
>middle school teacher
>kid in front row has a sweatshirt above his crotch
>shit keeps moving up and down
>guy next to him screams "anon is masturbating!"
>kid fumbles and turns red
>he manages to put his dick back into his pants
>take him to the principal
>comes next year, he changes school
Feel bad for the kid, but i bet he browses /v/.

>>381397954
Seconded

>>381397958
why do grills like their college profs so much?

>>381397951
That's a reasonable enough answer but I'd really like it if they'd leave the video game threads up too

>>381397958
If you're a decent looking female and the professor is male, not hard at all. If you're a dude and the professor is an extremely attractive older woman or a cute grad student, you probably have no chance.

>>381397967
We are not in mid-20th century America and all muslims are "extremists", that's how it is.

>>381394185
>>381395431
>>381395504
>>381396853
>>381396997
>>381397184
>>381396096
>>381396512
>>381397861
Can you imbeciles stop using the word gay as an insult, thank you

>>381397797
You can easily disable that in both chrome and FF.

>>381395306
>pic
Holy shit this is semi-accurate if you get rid some of the stuff on there like r9k and tumblr

At least I'm not a fucking commie or some attention whore that acts all cutesy.

>>381397958
Do you have money? Can you cover their tenure in case they get fired?

>>381397961
london ?

>>381393361
>Tfw qt Japanese teacher in my Japanese class
>Would totally hit
>Told her I'd most likely go to Akihabara first whenever I visit Japan
>Asked me if I was an otaku when I first met her
It hurts, /v/.

>>381398106
I'm the last guy you quoted. The person I originally quoted is literally a faggot,

So are you

>>381393726
Story

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>tfw accidentally called teacher mommy

>>381398067
kids jerking it in class was a thing?

i grew up in mississippi with a super judgemental environment so that shit literally never happened, but i thought people were meming in saying it actually did.

>>381398106
How about I call you a faggot instead?

>>381398106
fag?

>>381398092
>>381398096
>>381398146
i'm a guy tho. professor is pretty decent looking and single.

I've had diarrhea four times today. Pretty sure I'm dying.

>>381398226
she wasn't wrong was she

>>381398098
>Its the current year
kek

>>381398106
Faggot homo

>>381398106
Summer friends

>>381396471
The taste is really noticeable. One of the most disgusting tastes.

>>381398283
Excellent post

>>381398359
FUCKING SOURCE ON THIS!

>>381398243
How can you not vote for the man when he's got this and Melania by his side?

>>381397923
Cruel Intentions is great. I also always thought she was really adorable and likable in that movie with Mark Ruffalo where she's a ghost. I forget the name of it though.

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>>381397107
>didn't pull out
nice

>>381393638
My only regret from HS was not banging a teacher. Not that I ever had a chance.

>>381398359
I want Kawakami's Kawakummies

>>381393638
>tfw in engineering
>All of my professors are either men or middle-aged women

Why are degenerates drawn to teaching?

>>381398359
source PLEASE

>>381398245
Only happened with this kid.

>>381398425
what's her secret?

>>381398425
What's it like to be spanked? I imagine it being awesome but as a pathetic perma/v/irgin it's probably not going to happen any time soon.

>>381398270
Is the professor a woman or are you gay? If It's a woman, pretty sure you have to either be her star student that she wants to take under her wing or you have to be really good looking. Otherwise I doubt you have a shot. I guess just try and ask them out though, you never know.

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>>381398425
>not liking both

>>381398571
Lots of brapposting

>>381395250
Recently went to my younger brothers graduation in Southern California. If I was a teacher and I knew I wouldn't get caught... good god some of those tanned socal high school girls mane

>>381398587
Your parents never disciplined you?

>>381398587
post tits, fag

Not when I was a kid, but in college I did. I sat in the back of my psychology class so I would play Tenkaichi Tag Team under the table. And in my astronomy class my professor would just put on videos and fall asleep, so my friend and I would play skyrim on his laptop.

Good times.

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>>381393638
>tfw came in hot Asian teacher's salad when classes were switching one day because I wanted to see her eat my cum for some fucking reason at lunch.

>>381398587
Do you have a cute butt? I'd spank you anon.

>>381398686
yeah grills mature quicker than boys.

>>381398508
Middle-aged women can be damn fine. Had a physics professor who was cute and kept in shape. Wore leggings in lecture once. It was discussed in the study room.

>>381397442
Fuck the bald one so you can shine her head with your penis.

>>381398742
Not that guy, but my parents never spanked me. Though, my father punched and kicked me while I was crying on the floor.

>>381396696
>McMICHAEL claimed this post was a joke

>>381397442
>shitimbald
>not shitimugly

>>381398742
Never spanked. Maybe that's why I only imagine it in a sexual context.

>>381398826
what the fuck

>>381398243
>tfw called milf teacher mom
>she responds due to being a mom
>later hugs me saying its alright
>feel warm as fuck, don't want to let go
>face buried in her huge tits was too much

i miss being so young that shit like that is just seen as endearing because your so young and you shouldn't know any better

>>381398420
Because Melania looks like she had a lobotomy and because policies are more important than looks

>>381395732
I kind of agree but then again there are some really really nice pussies out there

>>381398826
I think we've all been there, anon.

Reasons why /v/ is fucking shit:
>shitposting
>toddposting
>baneposting
>slut shaming
>brapposting
>ERPing
>get threads
>/tv/ threads
>misogyny
>homophobia
>anime threads
>manga threads
>LOL threads
>filename threads
>console war threads
>etcetera

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>>381398925

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When did you become an assman /v/?

>>381398826
A friend and I pissed in cake mix we were going to give to the class. Last second we backed out and made a new cake.

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>teachers
>not moms

Plebs

>>381398106
I don't know if you know this, but words are somewhat malleable in that they take on alternative slang meanings, seemingly bi-yearly this shit happens.

So when somebody says you're acting like a fag, or something is really gay, they're trying to convey how fucking lame either you or something, is. There's no such thing as a BAD WORD, only bad intentions.

Bitching about the way others use words isn't going to do shit, and odds are you use one of said malleable words, and a few of us here would think you're fucking dumb for using that word in such a way, but hey, we wouldn't tell you to just stop doing it.

>>381398998
when the jews indoctrinated me

>>381398975
>toddposting
>baneposting
>slut shaming
what's wrong with these?

>>381398991
those tits are so fucking small
how do they deal with it?

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>>381398975

>>381398975
>slut shaming
>shitposting
>toddposting
>misogyny
>homophobia
>LOL threads
>console war threads
These are all good

>>381398991
And I have a new fetish.

>>381398953
I agree, it was her turn™! I believe that she will win!!!

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>>381399009
God I hate people like that. If you want to prank someone by giving them a cupcake with laxatives or something thats fine, but just giving it to everyone? Thats fucked up

>>381396013
>what the fuck is going up with america?
In the county you live in your exposed to the majority of day to day activities. You know how school is like there because you were there every day for 12 years.

When you hear of other countries all you are going to hear is bad things

>>381399076
you mean when you cast aside the jewish indoctrination
iceland was the only western country to punish the (((bankers))) for the financial crisis
from that we can conclude they're the only western country not under jewish control
they're also basically the only white nation that likes butts (based on that pornhub map)
the only white nation that without massive jewish influence also just happens to be the only white nation that likes butts more than boobs
(jewish women have large breasts and jewishness is passed matrilineally. open your eyes)

>>381399014
UUUUUUUUUUUUUHHHHHHHHHHHH

source?

>tfw ~50-60yo teacher tried to seduce me
>I was a teacher too