>that kid who had gore in his phone

>>381386565
>that kid who made rekt threads

>that kid who didn't have gore in his phone because he's a pussy

>that kid with the phone

>that kid who printed hentai

>>381386678
>that kid who made threads

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>>381387410
Shit, I used to do that.

>that kid who attacked a girl after she refused to go out with him

>that kid who brought a wrench to school

>>381387841
>that kid who brought a butterfly knife to school

>>381387410
>that kid that invited you to play vidya but then just started watching hentai after an hour
What the fuck matthew? I just wanted to play battle realms with you

>that kid who savescummed his way through his exams

>that kid who brought a kunai to school

>>381387950
>that kid that nearly cut his finger off because he wanted to show you his cool butterfly tricks

>that kid who still posts not video games threads on the video game board

>>381387135
this

>that kid that turned off the console when he was about to lose

>that kid who brought weed to school but didn't knew how to smoke it

>that kid who slapped your crotch and ran

>>381388242
>that kid who didn't know grammar

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>that kid who wore a crossbow to school like pic related

He even had that same stupid look on his face, luckily all the teachers knew he was just pretty autistic and kind of retarded, so they just ushered him out and made him go home for the day and told him not to bring his crossbow back. He didn't wanna shoot up the school, it was just some weird weeb attention thing

>that kid who sucked your dick

>the redditors in this reddit-thread

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>that kid who invited you over and then played Runescape the entire time
>he lived 20 minutes away so you couldn't just fuck outta there and walk home

>>381386565
>that kid who said he was a lesbian because he liked girls

>that kid who had a COLOR PHONE

>That kid that brought his entire knife collection to school
>Was upset when he was eventually suspended for it
>That kid that sold cigarettes for 1$ each
>Was never touched
>That kid that streaked down the halls
>And somehow was in class the next day
>That girl that died from a cocaine induced seizure
I watched her buy it, line it and snort it all in the caf. Honestly kind of surprised no one else saw it. When she hit the floor she made and didn't break eye contact with me. I tried to call out for help but no noise would pass my lips. Someone saw the look on my face and where my face was pointed and thankfully a teacher ran in. But man; I will never forget that day.

My highschool was a pretty fucked up place yo.

Also

Not vidya

>>381388546
>that kid who couldn't walk 20 minutes without getting a heart attack

>>381388506
>That kid that didn't learn other languages and was an ungrateful piece of shit to others trying to communicate in his language.

>>381388693
20 minutes by car.

>>381388669
huh, we just did lots of coke at lunch (at someone's house not in the fucking cafeteria) and didn't die

>>381388546
>he had every single game system while you had none, also like every game and many controllers
>either just wants you to watch him play RS or go outside and play basketball cause he's alot taller than you
That kid's still a douche to this day

>>381388546
>those kids who thought you're idea of a good time was watching them play vidya

spoilers: it wasn't

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>that kid who fucking died

>>381388860
>>381388669
>doing coke at school
What the hell you're not at a party, is this city school or tiny rural school? We just got baked all the time cause there were trails all around our school

>>381388956
Why do they think this is an acceptable thing to do? At least you could pretend to have been friends and get a day off school.

>>381388897
Dude all I used to do was watch my friend play Diablo II.
I was too pussy to play it because it looked really hard.

>>381388860
Whatever it was mixed with must have caused a reaction with her in that way. If you think you're getting uncut shit but somehow everyone got a different quality than you're pretty clueless senpai.

>>381389046
Rural Ontario. I think kids were just bored and easily manipulated. Does not help that HA was seeking a base of operations nearby and probably had something to do with all the random as fuck drugs being in the area. Like for a small as fuck town we have had problems with coke, fentenal, heroin, acid and even dmt to some extent. You would think it was fucking Jane/Finch out here sometimes.

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>>381388956
Elliot

i miss you bro

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>>381389284
>Rural Canada
Well see now it makes sense.

>That kid that presented a PowerPoint about Kingdom Hearts to the class

>That kid who got caught masturbating on the bus trip home from a football game

Marshall, you autistic fuck, I know you're out there somewhere cringing about all of this.

>>381389391
I was expecting Trailer Park Boys but I guess that's cool too.

>that kid who ran backwards inbetween classes because he was "speedrunning the 5th grade."

>that kid who got caught jerking off by the vice principal, twice

Daniel you absolute mad man

>>381389469
I found TPB harder to watch the longer it went on. Like My Name is Earl, except that got cancelled at an appropriate time.

>>381389284
>If you think you're getting uncut shit but somehow everyone got a different quality than you're pretty clueless senpai.
It's pretty much impossible to get pure cocaine, they dilute the fuck out of it before it ever leaves Columbia (Or wherever.) and they continue diluting it all down the chain.

i bought a nokia 3310 when they came out brand new, the only gore we could do on that shit was when we threw the damn thing at someone's head

fucking underage faggots

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>that kid who let you play his gameboy until you got to a certain part where he'd suddenly say "HOLD ON THIS PART IS SUPER TOUGH LET ME DO IT FOR YOU."

>>381389284
>Rural Ontario
Ha! Where at? From a small ass ontario town with major drug problems here too, our main industry is a super jail and a private run mental health center too, fucking supershitstorm of shittyness. I went to the smallest school in the area though, mostly just a shit ton of weed smoking and a stupid amount of drinking, the Catholic school had most of the major drugs n shit.

>>381388669
>I tried to call out for help but no noise would pass my lips
That's the most terrifying feeling in the world. I even have nightmares about it.

>that kid who has gore on his PC and phone and back up drives
>that kid who makes rekt threads because he's pissed
>that kid who is pro trump and begs for "KILL MUDSLIMES" threads
>that kid who goes into a porn thread of a specific genre that he doesn't like so he gets pissed off and starts spamming the thread with gay and shemale pics

YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE YOU CUNT.

>>381389574
>that kid who wavedashed to class

>>381386565
that kid who posted on 4chan.

>>381389764
of course he does know, he's 95% of this damn place ya moran

>>381389604
Agreed, although I am a major fan since watching it on Showcase as a kid, so the all the new seasons are pretty fun when im really baked.

>>381389735
>tfw attended catholic school with forced uniform

It's true what they say That environment turns women into total sluts

Probably why that bitch was just straight chopping coke on the caf tables.

Not going to tell you where from but the major thing in the area is manufacturing.

>that kid who tapped during class

Teacher asked everybody to leave the room but him.

Wonder if he got sucked off

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>that kid who printed out Dragon Ball Z pictures and kept them in a binder and sometimes colored their hair yellow

that kid was me and I still have like 2-3 pics somewhere around in my room

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>>381389869
>that kid who was hellbent on making Ness a non-F tier character

>>381389986
literally autistic there buddy

>>381389984
Fapped dammit

>That kid who played New Super Mario Brothers at church

If you're here, say your name.

>that kid that asked money to print names in cool fonts from word

>>381388897
>that weird kid invites us to his birthday party
>We play halo, he shittalks everyone even though he really fucking sucked
>we all keep killing him
>unplugs the console and starts up WoW
>he just plays WoW while listening to really shitty death metal for hours
>his parents are weird too, no snacks and only one already opened softdrink per guest
>gets angry when people started leaving early

I'm glad the mods keep deleting video game threads to make room for quality on-topic posts like this one.

>that kid who said psx was better than n64

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>kids owning cell phones when you were a kid.
My daughter has a phone and she just turn 13 and I can't imagine how fucking sick that would be

>that kid who spent 5 minutes applying buffs before a spelling test

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>the smart girl that got pregnant

>that quiet yet really nice kid who suddenly ended up killing themselves

>>381390204
>implying it wasnt

>>381390204
>that kid who calls it the psx instead of the playstation

>>381390345
>that quiet yet really nice kid who suddenly become sjw

>that kid who had a nicer house, family, video games, and was prettier than you

>>381389948
>That environment turns women into total sluts
Sheeet we hicks would hear stories of sluts getting finger banged on the dancefloor of that schools dances, really did seem that way, and the skirt/high sock combo was so obviously sexy. Fucking sluts bud. Hmm and gonna take a shot in the dark cause thats pretty vague for Ontario, fucking province of ditch diggers, but im guessing Shelburne.

>>381390131
lmfao thats whack, some families are just crazy socially inept and have no sense of how to guests/ people in general

>that kid who tickled you In the arm pits on the monkey bars

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>that nerdy girl who got pregnant like a couple of months after school
>that kid who shat himself
>that kid who was adopted
>that kid who cried all the time
>that kid who tried to fight the teacher
>that kid who ate with his mouth open
>that kid who used to carry around a box of random stuff around
>that kid who was obsessed with violence and gore
>that kid who breathed too loudly
>that kid who had weird surgery scars but nobody asked about them
>that kid who bragged about fucking his relatives
>that girl who fucked the teacher
>that girl who smelled like pussy
>that girl who had big tits
>that teacher who was gay/obvious virgin
>that teacher who lost your respect after you saw his ugly wife
>that teacher who hated you
>that kid who never left his house other than for school
>that kid with creepy parents
My school had a lot of 'kids'

>that one kid who didn't know how to double jump

>>381390518
* how to treat guests

>>381390314
>be me freshman year of high school
>honors English class
>qt girl who's a little weird, but a nice girl
>had a crush on her, but never did anything about it
>she started hanging out with the mega sluts
>lost her virginity and got pregnant with twins to a 5'5 manlet
>dropped out of school junior year
Wonder what happened to her

>that kid who did shrooms and coke in school and shared it with his friends for free
thanks Jacob, I guess?

>that kid who brought his Gameboy and got it stolen and his mother was ready to beat everyone with a belt

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>>381390391
>>381390403
>implying

>>381390275
My opinion is always that if *I* had one it would be fucking sick, but I wouldn't want my fucking daughter having such an easy and reliable method for having secret conversations/plans.

Having all my correspondence go through the house phone really kept my honest.

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>>381390637
>>that kid who tried to fight the teacher
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hAmFaDzy4vQ

>>381386565
Am I just old? Cell phones weren't common at all when I was a kid and I didn't get one until I was 14 - and when I did, it had an antenna and a monochrome screen, which was what all cell phones looked like then.

>that kid who changed you're hompage to pen island/meatspin/rickroll

>that kid who told your mom/gay jokes

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>that kid who shat himself to get out of school
was me

>>381390704
>that time i showed up to geometry in 11th grade shitfaced drunk
>there was a test that day
>best grade i got on a test the whole semester

That's not even shitposting, that actually happened.

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>that reddit kid who made off-topic blog threads

>>381390637
>>that kid who never left his house other than for school
Literally me, still do it as a Senior in Uni

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>that kid who sneaked out and stuck his dick in the mail slot of the girl's cabin during the camping field trip

>>381389948
>>381390452
I went to a private protestant school in texas. Of course I have a school uniform fetish. My older brother's best friend was a dummy and got the hottest bitch at the school pregnant when they were in 11th grade. Could have been worse, I guess.
I remember being in 4th grade and having this crush on the only girl in my grade(really small class that year), while she was head over heels for some guy in 5th grade while some ginger chick in 3rd grade liked me. Oh, the ironing.

>that one girl who found out his bf was cheating on her and while sucking him off bite off his dick in the locker rooms.

>that kid who would soak tampons in booze and stick them up his ass before going to school every day

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>>381386565
>that kid who tried to print just one single furry porn image, totally sfw and clothed, and it got stuck in the printer queue and the next day his sister asked him what this was? when like 5 copies of the image printed with her homework

>>381390992
I feel you, I was getting drunk with some buds at least once a week during class and no teacher ever noticed, always got A's at powerpoint presentations

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>that kid who shot up the school

>that kid who bragged about fucking his cousin

>that kid who broke your handheld

>That one kid who heard me talking about 4chan and tried to start a fight with me because he used reddit
I swear to God that happened.

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>That kid who kept posting signs around school that he was looking for a boyfriend-free girlfriend.

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>that kid who did the homer simpson whoop whoop whoop whoop thing at the breakdance circle at school dances

>that kid who ripped off someones ear piercing because it looked gay
I was good friends with him in middle school, I wonder what he's doing now

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>>381390797
>YOU GO SIT DOWN

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>that kid who still got breastfed at 14

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>that kid who just won

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>that chubby short girl that told teachers to call her a weeaboo ass name like "Rikku"

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>that kid who would refuse pronounce Melee properly and called it 'mealy'

>>381386565
>I was born in 1999

Kill yourself.

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>That kid that telefragged the substitute teacher

>that one kid who kept obsessing over a ghost girl character from some shitty nick cartoon

>>381391539
>but ultimately lost

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>>381386565
>that kid who told you to head up in an intimidating manner

>>381388808
that kid whos ungrateful about the people who created the language that everyone uses, which is English

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>that kid that wore a trenchcoat to school

>That one kid that brought his Pokemon card collection to school to show off all the time, until someone stole his charizard card and got the cards banned from school grounds entirely.

>THAT KID WHO DID SOMETHING WEIRD THAT I AM POSTING NOW BUT HE ACTUALLY DIDNT DO IT BUT IT GIVES ME UPVOTES HERE XD

>That kid who always would ask you if you have some spare change

Fuck you Chris, im using my quarter for a cookie once I'm done with my lunch, fuck off

There were no mobile phones when I was a kid, how fucking old are you people?

>>381391750
>That guy that goes into threads he does not like and gets mad

I bet you got your shitty thread deleted

>that kid who gets angry on anime image boards

>>381391656
Nice reference dude, your reference game is off the hook!

>>381386565
>that kid who made an overly specified joke

>>381391736
>that kid who was part of a gang of kids who would swarm the trading card binder kids and rip off or destroy their rare cards

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>That kid who was sentenced for rape during his senior year in high school but it eventually turned out that the girl had lied about the whole ordeal for attention

Fuck women.

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>that kid who had big boobs

>>381391415
>homer simpson
I won't hold it to you.
I did that too and my brother gave me hell for it.

>>381391736
>that female teacher that snuck into the boys bathroom because it was common knowledge kids would go in there to play cardgames, so she confiscated the decks of everyone in the room at the time and swore she'd return them at years end, but one of those kids moved away a few months later so she ended up refusing to return the cards because "what if I give you the wrong ones"?
Still mad.

>>381391791
>That kid who would eat cookies in front of you every day at lunch when you couldn't afford your actual meal half the time.

Nigger, I'M POOR.

>>381391656

>being this much of a redditor


everyone in this thread needs to fuck off

>>381391736
This happened at my school back in 5th grade but it was his Lugia not Charizard

>That kid you stole video games from and low key knows it was you so you have to sneak the game back into his house and put it in a somewhat obvious hiding spot so he "finds it"

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>That kid that married the teacher after graduation

They are still married to this day and have a happy loving marriage

>>381392015
you first nigger

>>381386565
OP was one of those betabitches who'd always look at the porn and gore on other phones but never showed any himself. Fuck you

>that kid that ended up sneaking into a girl's house in the dead of night to steal their underwear but ended up accidentally stealing her mom's instead
it was me

>>381391710
>that kid who couldn't greentext

>>381391880
>that kid who wrote this

is a good person

>>381391989
>that kid who saw a commercial about starving african children, ran to the bathroom to turn on the faucet and made himself a sandwich
fun times

>>381392031
>that time i borrowed my friends copy of pokemon emerald to "train" his pokemon
>stole all of his good pokemon via the pal park in pokemon diamond

It was years before he spoke to me again

>>381392170
post ur boipucci

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>>381391989
That poor kid that you would always eat cookies in front of because you know he was a filthy peasant.
>mfw

>>381388956
>those kids who cried after he died
>they've never said anything to the guy when he was alive

>>381390275
Check if she has the periscope app installed.

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>that kid who brought his guitar to school but always went straight home after school

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>That kid your brother invited over who kept disrespecting you in your own home like an asshole while playing video games on your gamecube
Fuck you Justin, when you're sitting in my own fucking room playing my fucking video games and you keep talking shit, don't treat me like the bad guy when I call you a faggot and tell you to get out. It's your own fault, we could have been chill. No, I don't care if my brother said you could play Smash.

>>381392063
sauce?

>>381392063
Wow looking cool Joker!

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>>381390314
>senior year
>hanging out with friends in one of our friends house
>parents tease the girl
>don't worry mom I'm not gonna get a boyfriend, I'm gonna focus on studies first and getting a job before my love life
>fast forward
>2 weeks after graduation
>she's pregnant and she made her parents pay for the bills since the guy who impregnated her fucked off to japan

>>381387410
Printing hentai and cumming on it is pretty hot to be desu

>>381387954
>2004, 8th grade
>it's Matt's birthday
>nobody really likes Matt
>but like 10 of us got lured in by halo lan party
>playing in the living room, everything is great
>only 2 xboxes, so a few of us are waiting between rounds
>Matt is hunched over at the family computer
>every couple of seconds he'll let out a forced laugh
>can't see what he's doing because his girth is blocking the monitor
>my curiosity gets the better of me and I leave the couch to go see
>hentai that involves a girl tied up in the air with ropes on each limb, she's naked and covered in bloody whip marks
>this is not a socially acceptable thing to be doing
>his mom walks in with more middle schooler party food
>walks right by the computer, looks at the image while her son is laughing and lets out an audible chortle with a smile on her face
>thoroughly confused
>round ends, they ask Matt if he wants to play again
>"No, I'm good."

He just lurked on 4chan by himself for the rest of his birthday while we played games.

>that kid you were only friends with because he had all the latest video game shit but wants to hang out outside with your actual friend group

>that kid that was getting bullied by the whole school and no teacher did anything about it
>those kids that got his mobile phone number and printed "Callboy" business cards with his number and picture and handed them out at other schools

fuckin little bitch moved out of town after that went on for a few months.I hope he is miserable whereever he went after that

>>381392650
sounds like a cool mom desu

>>381392650
>that kid who greentexted about himself in third person

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>>381390314
>crush on girl
>she's super smart and creative
>friend has too a crush too, as it turns out
>he was quick to make a move
>they start going out, in a week they're fucking
>a bit sad but get over it pretty quickly
>2 months later she's a complete nymphomaniac
>she cheat's on my friend with his best friend
>they split up and she becomes the local fuckhole
>all of her grades plummet
>never in class anymore
>drops out of class
>check back on her during College via Facebook
>she's got a kid and living in a trailer as a single mother
>mfw I dodged that bullet by being a beta during high school

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>That girl you loved to death and walked back home with everyday
>She friendzone you because she doesn't believe in love and 'just likes to hang out with guys'
>After highschool, she immediately finds another guy and gets married within a couple months
>Does thisright after my dad died
>She has a kids now
Fun thread, h-haha...

>>381392829
>that kid who doesn't get "that kid" threads

>That kid who had an older brother in the same school and would threaten to call his brother whenever things didn't go his way

And when he eventually made real of his threat, his brother came and kicked his ass instead for being a retard

>that girl you finger banged in 7th grade science class during a bill nye day


We had the dirtiest AIM convo that night

>>381388518
>weeb
>For copying THE most normies thing
It really has lost all meaning, huh? Have we finally descended to the point of verbal diarrhea where the actual meaning of words is gone and as long as we use [negative word] and [positive word] it's fine?

I was really confused for a second until I realized kids didn't have phones while I was a kid. Let alone a phone capable of displaying photos.

Feels bad man. Not because I'm old but because you're a faggot kid on 4chan. There's a reason kids shouldn't be allowed on 4chan - not only because you shit up the place, but because you should be doing better things your age.

>>381387410
>that kid who used printed hentai as currency

>>381392995
Go to bed grandpa

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>that kid who acutally had an ngage

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>that kid who tried to do gay stuff at his sleepover

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>>381392995

>>381387410

In 8th grade my English teach angrily held up a stack of papers with color printed hentai and asked "who did this?" or something along those lines.

>>381388897
I just told the kid that watching someone play isn't very fun and I'd rather play.

Then we just traded lives in MegaMan 3 instead of me just watching him play GTA SA and RE4.

He's still my best friend now.

>>381392995
he's right you know

I went to birthday parties and just played the kid's snes for hours while everyone else was in the pool.

>>381392734
I'm surprised he didn't kill you all. Getting bullied by the ENTIRE school and no teacher doing shit is definitely some shit that I could see pushing a kid to body as many people as he could before the cops show up.

>>381393146
oh my god i forgot about that thing. it sucked by the way

>>381393204
Shhhh, let the children have their fun "rebelling".

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>that kid who printed yaoi
________________it was me

>>381392371
They're realizing their own mortality. Something like that brings reality to kids real quick.

>>381388897
>that kid who insists he comes over after school
>reluctantly agree so he shuts up
>play video games and ignore the little faggot

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>That kid who passed out or vomited during assembly

>>381392890
>that kid who didn't figure out bitches aren't worth his time until highschool

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>>381392890
You still got us anon

>>381392063
God I wish I was that kid
I had a teacher in high school who just came out of college and she was a 9/10 qt

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>that girl that comes over because she said she wanted to play vidya
>she wants to play with your wiener instead

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>>381393570
>taking a test sophomore year
>sounds like someone is pouring out a water bottle
>turn around and the bitch is puking on the floor

>>381393570
wow it's almost like people get sick sometimes or something

>>381393450
>being too autistic to not be friends with someone and letting said person into your house
>inviting someone to your house and then pulling that shit

>>381393642
>girl

be honest fag

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>>381393642
>those girls that would have played with your wiener if you asked but you didn't realize they felt that way until after they no longer felt that way

>>381391710
>that kid who's deluded enough to believe he created the english language

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>>381393642
>it got bigger when she pulled on it

>>381393613
That was my math teacher senior year. I was 17 and she was 23, and holy fuck she was hot

>>381393674
video games > friends

>>381393705
>girl(male)

>>381389075
I know anon, pretty fucking unacceptable that this kid died

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>that ugly girl that liked you

>>381393265
I remember wanting one so bad and then I played with one at a GameStop or a GameCrazy and it was so bad. Jaggy, choppy ass Rayman running at a framerate so bad that even a kid like me who didn't understand things like framerates and resolutions thought it was weak shit.

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>>381393181
>that kid that had to be taught english

>>381393670
that kid detected

>>381387410
When my parents were away I'd print out hentai and stash it under the bottom drawer in my desk.

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>That preacher turned teacher that was creepy all around and made you uncomfortable
Thank god he didn't touch me

>>381391710
>the kid that believed languages are created

>>381393835
>that ugly girl who ended up killing herself and no one cared

>>381392912
>that girl who drew dicks all over our blacktop desk during bill nye day then called the teacher over after and said it was me. (was the girl I had to sit by after i was suspected of finger blasting the last girl who sat next to me, but it was really just a little over the pants mutual fondlen)

>>381393757
like i said
>being too autistic to say no to someone inviting themselves into your house

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>that kid who died

>>381393835
>that socially awkward manlet that could only ever attract fat cutters
>tfw short

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>that kid who would make a loud ass fuck fart during a silent test in class

>>381393974
>that kid who invented english

>>381391568
>if you dated her she'd let you put it in her asshole

I miss 10th grade.

>>381393265
I was that kid
Mfw everyone called me Taco boy

>>381394002
nah just show the little fucker a bad time and he'll never want to come over again, problem solved.

>that kid who got the whole class lunch detention
>it's 70 and sunny for the first time after winter and a shitty spring

Fuck you John.

>>381393835
>tfw uglies are the only ones that like you

>>381393835
>it was acne plagued asian girl
>alright body because she played tennis and ran for track
>she told everyone she knew that we had sex and were so in love that we never gonna break up
>tried to strike oil off of this "why the fuck would you" moment
>she got cold feet and cut me off cold turkey
>rest of the school year, got the stink eye from everyone
Shit sucked but I hope she's doing well these days

>>381394113
you really are an autismo, aren't you

there's no guarantee that he won't try to come again if he didn't get the hint the first time

>>381390118
Joe

>that girl who had big ass titties in grade 6, like if christina hendricks was a 12 year old
>the hallway would just stop whenever she walked through
>tfw there were kids who allegedly saw em but nobody knows if anyone was legit
>tfw you werent that kid and that kid probably had the greatest experience of his entire life

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>>381391689
HEAD UP NIGGA

>>381388897
>that kid who ONLY wanted to watch you play

Fuck you, that was creepier than any Resident Evil 2 moment.

>>381394208
the autistic one would be the kid who didn't pick up on obvious social hints actually

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>>381394010
>tfw that was me until like 19
>decided to go to the gym and work on my body and gained confidence
>disregard all fat girls while being extremely polite now
I'll never be a Chad but being a chadlet is okay I guess

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>>381392858
>>381390314
>>381390696
>>381392598
>meet uni friend's sister, she's a wholesome smart person, 10/10 looks, natural blonde long hair, knows a thing or two about cooking, great girl
>talks up about how she's gonna be a great college student and isn't gonna be one of those dumb party girls, but instead focus on school
>flashforward to next year, comes to our uni
>she's bleached her hair and cut it short (not dyke or pixie short but shorter than shoulder length)
>tells her brother the first Friday of uni "I'm going to the football party with my roommates"
>she's going to parties every weekend
>she's spending nights at random guy's houses because they'll give her alcohol
>god knows how many people she's fucked

I swear, "I'm not gonna do X/become one of those girls who does X" is a death flag for a girl's future

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>that one metals class that people took
>was filled with delinquents
>you could watch music videos on the tv
>you could pass by doing no work

Fuck that was awesome.

>>381393642
>that girl that came over to borrow your phone
>you fucking blew it by showing off your video games and pokemon cards and weapons like a 12 year old tard.

>that kid who brought wooden keyblades to our local baseball field and had a sword fight in the middle of a game
I know you're out there David

>>381394317
>>disregard all fat girls while being extremely polite now
It's all the self-worth and validation one needs really

>>381394317
>tfw gotten to a point where trying to do this but always too lazy to maintain fitness routine
It's an abstract kind of progress.

>>381392063
>>381393613
>>381393754
>junior year
>be in catholic private school all my life
>transfer to public school
>english teacher is some young average looking white chick
>easily the hottest teacher at our school
>me and my friend jakk used to stay after class and just talk random shit with her
>says she got her masters but she's in debt because of school
>OH YOU WILLING TO DO SOMETHING STRANGE FOR A PIECE OF CHANGE
>all 3 of us bust out laughing
>can tell she'd probably kinda sorta be down to fuck
>probably not me because I'm fat and black, but he was attractive and Puerto Rican

God I wish we would have fucking gangbanged her. You can tell by her looks she totally takes it in the ass.

>>381394352
fuck that sounds like fun

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>>381393835
I'm right now in senior year (I'm 18 pls no ban) and I fucking swear to god hope this won't happen to me. This girl, the fucking ugliest in the entire fucking school (She's Indian with a mustache, fat cheeks, and awful chin) is for some reason texting me for stuff she could easily ask in the classroom chat to get an answer.

Incidentally enough, I'm doing that tactic to talk to my crush.

>>381394284
Maybe he looked up to you

>>381394284
>Hey do you want a turn?
>Not right now.
>You wanna give this level a try?
>No thanks
>We'll swap when I die, alright?
>Just keep going

This shit always made me feel so awkward.

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>that kid who became a girl

>>381392734
>fuckin little bitch moved out of town after that went on for a few months.I hope he is miserable whereever he went after that

Literally what is wrong with you.

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>>381394173
>that ugly acne plauged chubby ugly asian girl that liked you is somehow currently 10/10 and married.

>>381394482
He was a fucking madman.

>>381394489
I'd almost beg him to play for a bit and the fucker just kept refusing and turning away the controller. Gave me the creeps.

>weird fat kid invites entire school to birthday party (like 30 kids)
>he picks me up with his weird family
>everyone is fat except for his dad, surprised the car wasn't scraping the road
>we go house to house to pick up kids that said they would go
>no one shows up
>one of the kids had a mental breakdown and stabbed some girl
>go to benihana (chink place where they cook the food for you)
>he gets some shitty PS3 games
>his dad says "I'm proud of you son, happy birthday"
>yells at his own father to shut up

a few weeks later I beat him up because he was being a asshole to my friends, after that all he would do was sit in the corner in class and read manga on his ipad

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>>381394408
It's not a race anon, it's a marathon. You'll get there one day.
>>381394406
It truly is. I haven't mastered disregarding hot girls yet, but I'm getting there. We're all gonna make it bros

>>381394605
jesus how fucking young are you

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>>381394576

MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT

>>381386565
Morishige did nothing wrong.

>>381394667
graduated last year famalam

>>381389986
Me, also did this with naruto

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>>381394121
>tfw you're male and are prettier than all of the females in your area

I wish girls would put down the fork.

>>381388897
>friend has me over for sleepover
>gets final fantasy X
>by this point i had stopped caring about FF but was curious about the new one
>"WE CAN TAKE TURNS ANON"
>just wanted to watch while i snacked and talked with him
>was an okay game to watch but he kept having really obnoxious reactions to any and everything that was even a little artsy fartsy
>"THIS IS MY FIRST FINAL FANTASY THESE GAMES ARE SO FUCKING WEIRD XD"
Regrettable

>>381391656

I hate reddit so much

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>the kid who was caught jacking off in the bathroom

>that kid who recorded himself playing runescape with unregistered hypercam 2 with linkin park playing over it and showed it to people at school thinking they would be impressed

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>>381394506
>that kid who wore maxi pads and got found out by his mom

yeah it was me

>>381394326

Hah, I was one of those delinquents! Got through highschool with out doing a single day of homework. Everybody thought I did drugs, jokes on them, I've never drank or smoked, just hung out with people who did.

>>381394605
>entire school
>30 kids
What, you live in Westhope or some shit?

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>>381394605
>his dad says "I'm proud of you son, happy birthday"
>yells at his own father to shut up

Please tell me this is made up

>>381394796
Anon, You were probably being watched by the bus driver

>>381394824
Pathetic lmao

>>381391817

>that redditor that puts subjects as names and forgets to clear it

>>381394173
>>381394576
Agreed. Acne isn't forever, and people should learn to always keep good relations with people(especially girls) who are fit and/or butterfaces but have acne. It's a long-term investment that pays off because you were good to them before they became an 7-10/10. Definitely worked for my cousin with his now smoking hot wife; when I first met her when they started dating she had some of the worst acne I had ever seen.

>that kid who couldn't cancel his combos

>>381394837
jesus christ anon im sorry im glad i never got caught

>>381392935
What do you expect anon? Dude's probably underage (retarded) if he's young enough to be in grade school with the Walking Dead

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>That kid that everyone bullied
>Anyone that tries to help him gets told off by him
>People interview his girlfriend when she appears in our class
>Turns out she's not his girlfriend and is shocked to hear people say that she's his girlfriend
>She says that he's annoying in front of him and the class

>>381394796
>tfw I fapped in the middle of class
>didn't get caught
>It helped that I had a 3 inch dick that I could easily hide
>tfw it hasn't grown one bit since then

>>381394892
i get offended if family members say theyre proud of me or any kind of compliment for doing nothing/something incredibly easy. it feels patronizing

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>>381394796
>>381394902

>that kid who fapped on the bus
that was me
I finished
wasn't caught

had to fix my spoiler mistake, she looked back at me a few times, that made it better

>that kid that glitched through the floor one day and was never seen again

>>381394863
Nope, live in Dallas. The school was alternative learning (special snowflakes and delinquents). My entire learning experience there was smoking weed behind a pizza place and beating up retards.
>>381394892
Not made up at all, I can remember the way he kinda jiggled when he spun around and yelled at him.

>that kid of was smart and was going to college for a successful life
>that kid who stayed in his room his entire college semester
>that kid who got kicked out of college for failing every class
>that kid who has dreams ever night that they were still in highschool as if they added 13th and 14th grades because that is the only social experience they remember
>that kid who sits in his room every day alone
>that kid who has no one to talk to, but could easily meet people
>that kid who lives with their brother and only uses their aunt's money to buy food every week


When will I stop being a kid I'm 20...

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>that one anime club you joined that was ran by fat girl
>usually ended up watched yaoi

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>>381392063
>there are LITERAL heads of state on /v/

what a time to be alive

>>381395034
i know your pain brother

>>381394576

Had this exact situation early in college(art school, LUL). Fatty-Slanty was real desperate to hang out after class, and show me her tattoos. She slimmed up by senior year and got married.

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>>381395087
>That black chick that was Into Fooley Cooley and Fujobait

>>381395084
Learn a trade.

>>381391750
>that kid who, in 2017, still hasn't realised that ironic shitposting is still fucking shitposting

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>That kid whose parents made you feel more at home than your own parents

>>381395084
Is going back an option?
Do you have a job, even a McJob?
Learning a trade is a great idea.

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>That kid who got teased by all the popular girls

>That kid who printed out pages of Microsoft word clip art pics

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>>381395257
>that kid whos father would beat his mother and his mother would break shit and theyd both be drunk
>you could see the kid die inside while he pretends it isnt happening while i try to close my eyes and concentrate hard enough to teleport somewhere else
i'm sorry you had the life you did mitch

>>381387410
>>381393063
>Did this, as well as a few other friends
>We kept our sources to ourselves, even going as far as cutting the bottoms off with scissors if there was a url on them
>I traded a stack of pictures for a PSX game before graduating and going to a new school

I miss the innocent days, scamming fellow connoisseurs of fine culturally-appropriate art with cheap hentai in exchange for video games. I bet their parents were angry.

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>>381393835
>she's married and has a kid now

>>381395257
>That kid that quoted Dean in her valedictorian speech

>>381394818
not school related but
>that kid who was openly jerking it at bible camp in a cabin with six other people

>>381395264
>>381395201
I will probably go back to college because I was
only kicked out for a year. The thing is my family still thinks I'm going to college

Fooled them all didn't I haha

>>381395257
parents always act different when their kids have company

>>381395198
So...2 dollars?

>that kid that wore a cape to school
>he had a girlfriend and I didn't

>The kid who openly talked about how he went to therapy for sex addiction.

>that kid posts about another kid doing something, then posts a spoiler revealing it was him
i fucking hate that kid. what a fucking retard

>>381395264
>>381395201
There's nothing stopping him from working some shit retail job while he goes to college to learn something. He's 20, Im 28 on my way to becoming a cop because I slacked off for 5 years. I have like 40 year olds in my classes, there's no excuse for him unless he has some sort of disability or is mentally ill or some shit.

>>381395339
Fuck literally me

>>381395414
fuck this happened at my high school
this incredibly autistic dude pretended he was a superhero and everybody found it funny and he had a gf

>>381395391
No, you dipshit, its x + (x/2) you utter fucking retard fuck you I hope you die a slow and painful death estupido

>>381395084
>That kid everyone praised for being smart
>That kid that everyone said had a bright future
>That smug little fuck that did nothing but shitpost on 4chan and play MMOs because he was smart and would succeed whatever he decided he wanted to do
>That loser that has no degree, no marketable skills, and is dumber than a high school kid at 22

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>that kid that got $20 allowance per week

>that kid that had james bond dvds in his locker and would make the teacher and the class watch them those days at the end of the year where nothing was planned
fuck i'm so sorry

>>381395486
>1 plus half its value
>no 1 in your half equation anyway

Have a (You) on the house

>>381394605
>(chink place where they cook the food for you)
so an asian restaurant?

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>There is an entire generation of kids who just had a phone on them all day long at school like that shit was normal.

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>>381395087
>make the mistake of going to a university anime club meeting
>everyone's severely autistic despite having normalfag tastes
>have to hide powerlevels on both sides
>literally the only guy there above 5'6 and without an ugly acme ridden face6'5 by the way
>sit silently in the corner for 30 minutes before finding an excuse to leave (luckily I drive so I could just go)
>girl with possible downsyndrome asks if I'd like to join after this meeting
>thinkingaboutitbutnotreally.jpg
>end up getting stalked by her for weeks until I had to get campus security involved
Never EVER. Bother with anime or game university clubs.

>>381395084
>that kid who stayed in his room his entire college semester
There's one every year. Typically overlaps with "that kid who hogs up all of the bandwidth in the dorm"

my personal favorite kid from college is
>that kid and his roommate who nearly flunked out of uni because he was too focused on trying to get out of bronze league at League of Legends
I couldn't believe it. Like I made an account and immediately placed in silver just to prove a point to them that they were wasting their time, but that little did I know that just made it worst. And I only played a little DotA way back in WC3 and a bunch of SC2 ladder.

>>381395542
>tfw I still get a $20 allowance per week at 18

>>381395542
>That kid that used a credit card to buy his lunch
>Would constantly buy donuts and iced tea

>>381395542
I got $10 a day, I'd just save it up and buy PS3 games.

>>381395579
What's wrong with James Bond? My teachers always had us watch the worst batch of the Disney movies.

>>381395610
Should have been more specific, they cook it in front of you on big ass hot plates and do cool shit like flip knives and juggle shrimp

>>381395639
These days kids use School Issued Ipads/Chromebooks, its fucking insane

>>381395520
>that kid who wonders is this website had a negative impact on their life

>>381390696
>>honors English class
>>"""smart"""" girl
top HA

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>>381395257
THE FUCKING FEELS.
Thanks for being there Randy you crazy fucker.

>>381394824
should've used limp bizkit desu

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>>381395639
>remember when it was a huge fucking deal when people started getting shit brand cheap MP3 players and shit
Fuck.

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>>381395651
>end up getting stalked by her for weeks
NTR her or something.

>>381395486
x = 1 + x/2
x/2 = 1 (subtract x/2 from both sides)
x = 2 (multiply both sides by 2)

>that girl you liked who ended up being a closet dyke
fug u sarah you fuckin queer

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>that kid that printed a full image of a furry in a bikini and put it as the backcover in their binder they use for every class

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>>381387410
>That kid that would keep printed porn in a binder and take it to every class with him, and jerk off to it in the bathroom

>The kid who you let "borrow" a game but never returns it in the end

>>381392935
Weeb's gone the way of "cringe" and "epic". Thanks, youtube!

>>381395776
>tfw still listen to both of those bands occasionally for the nostalgia trip

>>381395789
W-why are you posting my wife?

>>381395784
I fucking remember "that kid who had nintendo t-shirts" and everyone thought his dad worked for Nintendo when in fact he just had a nintendo power subscription and got his parents to order him the shirts.

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>that kid who started the yugioh craze in his school because he had japanese cards first and tons of experience by emulating the gba games

It was me.

>>381395651
bruh im sorry you had to deal with that but not every anime club is that bad

>>381395879
This is why you should swap games for insurance.

>that kid who had a Game Boy Advance
I was that kid until my dad sold it to buy drugs

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>>381395819
x = 1 + x/2
x -x = 1 + (x - x)/2
0 = 1 + 0/2
0 = 1 +0
0 = 1