ITT: /v/ 5 years from now

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Best emulation box desu

>>381385151
>5
Would any of you really be surprised if Nintendo abandoned their system in 3 years?

>>381385151
Sonyfags are so insecure because, even when the Switch is undefinable between Home console and Handheld, it's done better than both the Vita and the PS4 by this point in their life cycle.
so many threads declaring a 4 month old system dead
either get a life, or go play some fucking videogames.

>>381385387
>it's done better than both the Vita and the PS4 by this point in their life cycle.
I'm sorry, I must've missed the news where Switch sold a million console in one day in the US alone

>>381385498
GAMES, anon, GAMES.

The Switch has them

>>381385561
>switch
>games
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>>381385561
So did PS4

fuck i know im 4 years late but does anyone have the switch homebrew guide

>>381385606
oh right, those ones don't count, do they?

Because they don't personally appeal to you, the entire system must be shit, right?
>>381385651
how long after the PS4 came out did that come out?

>>381385651
Pfft haha, 80 on metacritic? Nice "game" you got there. Now brb, gotta go play Arms.

>>381385723
>switch
>games
?

>>381385606
Yeah anon, there's 28 fantastic games that came out the same day as the Nintendo Switch
You must be a loser and not have friends or something, because 1-2 Switch! is the savior of video games and still holds up to this day
1-2 Switch! alone is enough of a reason to go buy a Nintendo Switch

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"Anon can't post here anymore and he wrote in his suicide note that he blames all of you for making his life a miserable hell. I'm going to sue the makers of this board and have you all put in jail for making my boy kill himself"

-Anon's Mom

>>381385723
3 months after the PS4, same amount of time when Switch got its first true exclusive

I can't believe console gaming is dead

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Valves gotta release hl3 soon... Right?

>>381385901
This!
I'm so glad that I purchased 1-2 Switch! for the Nintendo Switch!
It's such a good party treat for my friends and I to play together! Nothing beats sitting down with my peer group with a nice Pepsi Fire and some sweet sweet 1-2 Switch! action!

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>>381385151
So how everyone enjoying the Xbox Oracle? Horizon 5 runs like a fucking dream on it.

>>381385901
Haha! So true!
I remember when I was a loser too, but I brought 1-2 Switch! along with a case of Pepsi Fire to my college's local space and the party came to me!

>>381385151
I shouldn't be disappointed that there's still falsflagging consolewar bullshit in 2022 but I am

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>/v/ will never be as good as it was 5 years ago

Wow I'm suprised 4chan is still up and running after the 3rd world war, suprised the internet is still up too after the Nukes dropped. You never know man, satellite technology.

Trump is objectively the best president, glad he got a 2nd term

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>>381386781
>/v/ isn't as bad as it will be in 5 years
Gotta frame it in a positive light, Anon.

>>381385151
you would think that after 5 years of this shit it would change at least a little bit or people would get sick of the BS...

i guess not

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>tfw modded Switch Mini with emulators up to ps2

>>381386993
>...
Kill yourself

>>381387226
dumb phoneposter

>>381385151
Wow I still can't believe Sony filed for bankruptcy when we got Bloodbourne 2 as an exclusive

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>>381385151

>>381387389
Guess again

Welp I knew it was going to happen sooner or later. Trump got shot, and now Pence is supposed to take his place as President. These are a wonderul times man!

>>381387456
I'm more surprised the falseflaggers knocking Nintendo aren't Sony Ponies. I always thought they were but they don't dare show their faces on here anymore

>>381385498
>sonybro immediately hides behind muh sales
lmao

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I hope we get some Switch ports on Nintendo's new system!

FFXV finally came out on PC, shame it has Denuvo v23 which automatically deletes your harddrive if you tamper with it.

>tfw you have the same amount of reaction images as Xbox One X has games

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I don't know about these gen 9 starters, is it time to finally jump ship boys? And what's with this art style, how does the art manage to get shittier every year?

>>381387902
Meanwhile at this point Sony has had a press conference with the PS5 saying that anyone who wants PS4 backwards compatability can get a PS logo exit bag for free.

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SOON.

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>tfw the Ataribox was a massive failure and they had to bury it in the desert alongside ET 2.0

>>381388035
They say that happened to Kojima after the release of Death Stranding, I don't believe it of course, because they'll find anyone who does.

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>>381385561
>the switch has them
Wat did he mean by this?

>>381387742
>its okay when toddlers shitpost about muh sales

>>381388030
Fuck those are actually better than B/W,Su/Mo, and two of the starters from X/Y.

>>381385204
explain

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>>381385151
What would the physical embodiment of regret look like?

>>381388213
>implying the Ataribox will even get a burial
It will be THAT forgotten.

>>381385151
>literally no excuse to not hack your switch
Fuck you guys. Now I'm banned. How to unban?

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>bought a PS4 5 years ago because /v/ told me the switch would fail
>The last exclusive it ever got was Knack 2

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>>381388407
Ask your parents.

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>tfw ataribox is so successful it literally killed the xbox

>>381385151
5 years from now this place will just be a horrid combination of /b/ and /pol/

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>>381385151
>thinking the switch won't get games within 5 years

You're thinking of the first 5 years of the PS4, anon.

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>>381388531

>tfw 200gb day one update

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RIP Metroid. This is what happens when you trust modern Nintendo with anything but Mario and Zelda.

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Who's getting the PSX this November? I can't wait to play Skyrim 4KVR and the Knack VR 4K collection.

>>381388248
hackanon here.

The PS5's power button light is a camera. No, don't bother getting worked up now, it has its own battery - it's been on since you opened the box.

>>381388620
Yea knack 2 came out 4 and a half years ago. Everything after ended up with a PC version. It sucks, I can't believe I fell for the PS4 meme

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>>381388537
Just did. They just stared at me for a few seconds then started bawling their eyes out. What did they mean by this?

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>>381385151
>tfw Prime 4 was canceled
It still hurts

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>>381385151
>mf(es)w people fell for the nîntoddler meme
>...again

>tfw dreamcast 2 killed sega for good
no more Yakuza i guess

>people think the switch is going to hit 150m units
The only reason it hit 130m is because of no other handhelds. Sony is about to release the Vita 2 soon and will btfo the switch.

Tfw i'll be 35 in 5 years and most likely still stuck here. I hate myself.

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>>381388554
>Atari
>pacman
>joust
>gauntlet

As much as I want another competitor to break up the M$-Sorny-Nintenbro triumvirate of 'tardware, Atari simply do not have the back catalogue to be much more than Ouya 2.0

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>>381388760

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>>381388831
A time least their company didn't go out of business last year like Sony

>>381389042
>Still using Persona 5 reaction images now that Persona 6 is out.
Christ anon

>2022
>not owning a PS4

Every game that PS5 gets, PS4 is getting it too while Switch has gone belly up with the support because Nintendo's shifted gears to their soon to be revealed new console. Right now, PS4 is the best buy on the market. Oh right, Microsoft is still making consoles, aren't they? Yeah, who the fuck cares.

>>381389065
Do you guys still support USB 4.0?

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>>381389107
>using the sorny human shield to protect Ninslam

priceless!

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>>381388815
>Samus Returns killed Metroid for good

>>381385151
>Implying I'll care about money I spent 5 years ago
I bought shit digitally on the 3DS and now pirate everything and don't give a fuck. Even if the Switch flops I don't think I'll look back and regret it.

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>tfw Half Life 3 is probably gonna be shown at E3 tomorrow

Can't believe it's happening, lads. Caramel wouldn't lie about something this big.

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>>381385151
Wow, 2017 was five years ago. Seems like just yesterday we were discussing black female characters with afros...what a short-lived disaster THAT was. While the Switch is fantastic for emulation, I don't think any of us saw Nintendo buying Sony Interactive Entertainment. The Nintendo PlayStation 5 is easily the best console in a few decades.

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>>381389605
If I could go back over a decade and tell all my friends at school Nintony became real

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>>381388310
It was hacked after it's second year on the market. Get with the times

>>381389428

Should I buy the SwitchU guys? I heard Metroid is coming as a release title.

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It's coming out soon, r-right?

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>>381385387
LOL

Switch Victims think their system will retain the momentum even though its already faltering.

N O

G A M E S

Just wait for Sony's conference guys, it will break your reality when Death Stranding 2 is revealed to be MGSV Chapter 3.

>Metroid Prime 4 delayed AGAIN
I should have killed myself 5 years ago

I was born in 2004 and I'm allowed to post on this board.

>>381390870
>Switch is sold out everywhere
>"already faltering"
lol

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Sorry about your E3, Sonybros! Get well soon!

>>381385151
Where the FUCK is Star Citizen?

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>>381385561
>games
>switch has them

>>381385151
Sony is going to lose more customers with this PS4Pro2. It's already weaker than the standard i9 PCs with GTX1560tu13374uGAMINGXLR9XTREME (neet edition).