GOOOOOOOOOOOOODS

WHERE IS MY WIFES SON?

>>381370359
will this meme be dead by the this game gets a 91 on metacritic?

>>381370476
No

>>381370476

Game won't get above 85. Even with cuckold pandering the combat looks clunky and people will get sick of the game-long narrating partner.

>>381370476
>Games journalism is filled with nu-men

91? This game is going to get a perfect score.

It's about time video gaming shows us that men can raise our wives sons and love them just as much as our own.

>>381370476
Even if they show full on penetration, people will still find a way to force their cuck fetish on to everything.

>>381370794
#CuckoldAreSensibleMen
#BetterFuture

>>381370476
ODIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIN

>>381370476
>caring about metacritic scores
hello rebbit

>>381370317
>devs already confirmed he's a cuck
pottery

>>381371107
citation needed

WHERE IS MY KNACK ESCAPE 5?

>>381370791

People fucking loved The Last of Us, mate.

>>381370476
Nah. Some people on here are into that stuff. It gets them going. You can tell by how obsessed they are with the topic. I bet they dream about having their own wife's son someday.

¡¡¡¡¡¡¡DIOOOOOOOOOOOSES!!!!!!!
¿Dónde es mi hijo biológico?

>>381371206
Citations are for cucks.

>>381370791
Yeah just like Horizon would be lucky to crack 80, Uncharted 4 would be a flop because of Hennig's departure and 8 month of content being scrapped, Ratchet and Clank would be a shitty movie-tie-in, Bloodborne would piss off the normie reviewers, etc etc

I'm almost certain this game will get around a 90.

>>381370791
>cuckold pandering
Stop being an idiot. The boy is his. It's already been confirmed.

DIIIIIIIII!!
Dov'è il figlio di mia moglie?!

>>381371374
Dónde está*

Es is for state of being, "he is my son"

Está is for physical location.

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>>381371314
Because TLoU was fucking phenomenal. Be a contrarian "Le movie gaem" cynical virgin all you want, that game was amazing and TLoU2 is going to obliterate mankind.

>>381371379
You're a cuck.

>>381371707
>Because TLoU was fucking phenomenal

And it also had clunky combat and a game long narrating partner.

People like what they like.

>>381371763
Then give me a citation already.

>>381371575
""""Confirmed"""" by lying nu-male SJW (((developers))). The boy is from his wife's bull and that's objective truth.

THOOOOOOOR!!!!!
WHERE IS THE ALIMONY!?!?!?!

>>381371707
Yeah, I sure can't wait for bulldyke simulator: the sequel that no one wanted.

MOOOOOOORTAAAAAAAALS!!!!!!!
ACTUALLY, WRONG NUMBER, SORRY!!!!!

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>>381370317
PAJEEEEEET

>>381372000
I'm sure a dozen of virgins in a chinese cartoon forum surely form the majority of opinions

>>381372000
>angry short haired tomboy with nothing left to live for goes on a hyper-edge killing spree of revenge
It's literally my dream game. When you lay awake at night, you'll know that somewhere, somewhere out there, I'm having fun with a video game.

>>381371879
I hope everybody remembers this post when butthurt contrarians try to pretend there was legit criticism being posted about this game and not just cuck memes.

>>381371374
¡¡¡¡¡¡¡DIOOOOOOOOOOOSES!!!!!!!
¿Dónde está el hijo de mi esposa?

What the fuck happened to Kratos? The man was a testosterone machine, now he isn't nearly as ripped as he used to be and has some sort of fucking sad-boy face. Wouldn't be surprised if he grew the beard to hide a weak jawline like most nu-males these days do.

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>>381371879
I wish there was a way to keep retards from posting here.

RAAAGGGHH WHERE IS MY WIFE'S SON!!!!!??

>>381370791
>Having a child makes you a cuckold
This is what happens when underages spend to much time on the boards, the buzzwords start to get all muddled up and they don't even know they are using terms they don't know the meaning of.

>>381372658
His partner's child must know the reason.

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It really is impossible to discuss this game.

So is this ACTUALLY cuck or what?

>>381372658
He got old anon, people age.

>>381373234
No, you fuckin' idiot.

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This is my wife's daughter

>>381373234
Yes, Odin cucks Kratos

AAAHHHH ODIIINNNNNN

WHERE'S MY ALLEDGEDLY OWN SON

>>381373234
/v/ doesn't know what a cuck actually is, it just becomes a way to try and make the game seem lame because they're getting their panties in a bunch over it for one reason or another

>>381373165
They already said it's his actual son. His son even had the face tattoo just really light.

>>381373320
remind me the name please

>>381373234
yep, confirmed

>>381370317
So can someone explain the hit piece meme on this?

>>381373507
jk found it

Oyakodon: Oppai Tokumori Bonyuu Tsuyudaku

>>381373472
They said is his wife's son.

Kratos kills the kid at the end

>>381373704
that would be a kicker

>>381373704
He killed his kid in the beginning of the first one too

shitty meme movie game for le sony gamers

>>381373558
>>381373685
wrong.

>>381373320
Doesn't this turn into NTR later?

>>381373704

Even if they could come up with a really clever and compelling reason for such a twist, they wouldn't do it for fear of pissing off the TLoU crowd.

https://youtu.be/b49Q2oJz4WU

>>381373234
It's just a bunch idiots who are trying to force a meme. It's been confirmed that's his son. The guy even specified the boy is his biological son.

>>381373923
They would to cement kratos as the anti hero. He doesn't deserve a family after killing his first family and then doing such terrible things to "avenge" them.

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Have you told your wife(male) that you love her anons?

>>381374279
Chances are he will die and the kid will be the protagonist of a future game with the twist being he's some other God or entity from some mythology born of Kratos.

>>381374279

Ending of 3 implied he came to peace with what he did.

>"My vengeance ends now"
>stabs himself to give hope to mankind

>>381374317
So this is the story behind this new game? Wow, very deep.

>>381373913
Nah there only one OVA, but it was part of a h-manga collection where different artist did different stories with the characters.

>>381374448
Good point. They might just revengeance it though.

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>/v/ found a way to make cuckolding fetish threads while avoiding deletion under the guise of video game discussion

So what chastity belt do you guys use? I'm trying to find a good one for my son. I got to start him off young.

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>Trying to steal the adoptive father angle
>Gives us a snot nose little boy instead of a daughterfu

Game is doomed to fail

>>381374872
The idiots didn't understand TLoU at all. A huge part of the appeal was the that *maybe* he was fucking the delicious loli. The game was full of "you just know" moments.

>>381374872

>Kratos has to teach his faggot son to be a badass warrior and not take shit from anyone

Just wouldn't work with a daughter.

>>381375116
Good thing Kratos is a Spartan. That boipussi's getting split open every night

>Game will inevitably have the scene where Kratos dies to save his son
>He has died in almost every single game he has been in
>Devs think they can somehow make it an emotionally scene when he is effectively telling his kid 'brb'

>>381374447

The devs confirmed Kratos will be in future games.

>>381375565

>Kratos dies and ends up in Hel
>slaughters every godamn thing on the way out

Would be neat. What little we've seen so far is a bit light on the god slaying.

>>381374872
Oh, good lord. Not every child in a game has to be female. It's refreshing that a male character finally has a son this time instead of some little whore clinging to him.

>>381376229
You ever been around little boys? They are pieces of shit incapable of being loved until they get a few years into them

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>>381376474
>You ever been around little boys?

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>>381376640
>They are incapable of being loved until...

I'd like to speak with my lawyer now please.

>>381376229
>Not every child in a game has to be female

Fuck off.

Im going to buy this game for my wife's son and you cant do anything about it!

>>381374448

I got the impression that his violent past would haunt him after 3. When Zeus threw him into his own conscience (or whatever that was) the weight of all his sins nearly killed him, and after that he learned that it was mostly his own fault that Zeus had turned into a crazy tyrant. That's what I got from it, at least, and I hope that he won't end up killing another pantheon in 4. That stuff's not good for him.

>>381370476
tats like sayin todd posting will die after fallout 4 or skyrim releases. proof me wrong.

protip: you can't.

>>381378975
>I hope that he won't end up killing another pantheon in 4

Seriously? That's the only draw of another God of War game, nobody seriously plays this shit for the complex characters and meaningful storytelling.

Killing the Norse pantheon would be great. Can't wait to beat Thor to death with his own hammer.

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The reason people on /v/ respond negatively to sons and not daughters is because they were raised by single mothers and thus expect boys to act like girls, like their mothers conditioned them to. Boys are more straightforward, that's why it might seem like they're more abrasive at times. Girls are more manipulative and sneaky. You idiots act like women, but you don't have the mind to think like women, so you have a low level of understanding when it comes to children.

beard kratos looks beyond stupid

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You know what pisses me off?
They changed his fucking voice.

Will we actually get to see Kratos' wife get BLACKED ingame, though?
I don't want to buy a God of Ware game if it doesn't have interracial nudity, like the previous games had.

>>381379335
l-london?

>>381374872
>actually wanting a daughter

Jesus christ, you're a fag.

>>381370317
I saw this thread about hundred times and just realized that this guy was Kratos
stupid beard

>>381379475

They needed a real actor for the "real" script they came up with.

I find hard to believe that the director behind 2 is behind this "anything goes, nothing is sacred!" bullshit.

>>381380702
The fact that it's him is the only thing keeping my hopes up, but damn will I miss Carson.

>Kratos walks through the halls of Valhalla to find Odin resting on his throne.
>"Ah if it isn't the infamous God-Slayer, and whom I wonder am I to thank for such an encounter"
>Kratos takes a quick vape and blows it in Odins direction
>"You know what I seek, 'All Father'"
>Odin rises and grabs his spear
>"Aye, I know what it is you seek. But what makes you think I will share such knowledge with a scourge like you"
>Kratos throws his axe at Odin with such force that his thick rimmed glasses fly off his face
>"RAAAGGH! WHERE IS MY WIFES SON"
>Quick time event boss fight begins

Game looks great. Can't wait.

>>381381697
>Someone took his time to write this post thinking it was funny
This place is literally r.eddit but with no login required. I don't know why I even bother coming here anymore.

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>>381371879

I fucking love this post

>>381381697
Devs said there won't be QTEs.
It will be just a cutscene instead.

>>381383492
Who was in the wrong here?

>character as bland and shitty as kratos
>devs try to do anything with him for another game
>give him a beard and a kid
>literally just becomes a joke

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>>381381697
>Kratos takes a quick vape
>his thick rimmed glasses

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Allow me to interject the shitty forced cuck-posting to ask if anyone here has ever done a challenge run of any GoW games.

No parrying?
No upgrade/magic?
No damage?

>We have to play as Kratos again
I'm sick of his fucking crybaby attitude since GoW 2
Zeus did nothing wrong. Hephaestus didn't deserve to die.
Worst part is that there's no fucking reason for him to kill the Norse gods, they're the most fucking chill gods out there
They don't fuck around with mortals, all they do is hang around Valhalla, fight, drink and eat. Literally the best afterlife.

>>381373308
But isn't he a literal demi-god?

>>381384840

He gave up his divinity to participate in Mortal Kombat.

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>>381371879
The sad part is I can tell memes are a big part of your life.

>>381373704
the kid kills kratos at the end

>>381370476
fuck no.

>>381384774
don't worry, we won't have to play as Kratos in his wife's son future games

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>>381373234
BTFO
T
F
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>>381388697
>>381371879

>>381388697
*her
he probably made a typo

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>>381370317
CARALHO OLHA OS DEUSES MANO

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>>381388697
nah, you can't stop the meme no matter what the "truth" is, we'll keep going and make our own truth, we won't give up, and we'll never listen to people who say we can't because thats how we got this far, thats already the "truth" we made ourselves

WHERE IS HE?

>>381388697
>implying they're going to reveal the plot twist

>>381370317

I don't like the way this thing looks. It's not God of War anymore.
It feels like Viking Tropes:The Videogame. And the battle system with the dodges, the axe... wahteva.

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Odin! Where is my Son's adoptive son?

>>381372103
IT'S OKAY WHEN SONY DOES IIIIIIIIIITTTTTTTTTTT

https://boards.4tan.org/v/search/image/JuyuBs20_R7a-yUvr6WzxQ/