>corworkers start talking about videogames

>>381362620
Man, I would flee my country if I ever revealed to a normal person how much I know about the warframe lore.

>>381362620
>I talk to them
>They all only play mainstream AAA shit, never heard of my indie shit

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>same thread
>same image

>>381362732
Warframe has lore?

Tell us about it

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>coworker comes at work with a Top Nep hat

i worked at activision qa testing. the bathroom always reeked and the co workers came in all forms of autistic.

>>381362859

Not him but it's stupid. Like impressively stupid. I was on board until they made you a stupid potato child and forced that shitty personality onto your character.

>go to break room
>IT guys talking about vidya
>hey anon, do you play vidya?
>usually hide my power level but they're IT so they have to have good taste
>say yes
>neat, you have a PS4 right?
>oh no what have I done
>they start talking about PS4 games while I stand there trying not to stab someone
>anon, isn't TLoU the best game of the decade?
>eh, Ellie is cute
>silence
>dude, she's like 15
>h..ha just kidding
>slink away

Fucking normies man

>ever talking about videogames, even when the conversation was initiated by someone else
shiggy

>>381363074
is there a problem with kids being cute

I don't see anything about sexual attraction in there

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>coworker has a master sword tattoo on his forearm

>>381362859
You play as a star child that psychically controls a humanoid weapons platform with a great ass.

I don't have many friends cause I'm kinda weird, and I also don't wanna be friends with the kinda weird dudes who share I interests with.

>>381363163

His co-workers were obviously projecting their pedophilic lust for Ellie onto him.

>normie makes a """video game""" thread

>yfw you're not a wagecuck

>>381363124
>not inmediately murdering anyone who starts talking about videogames, anime or any sort of not-normalfag media
>not screaming to your coworkers you'll do the same to them if they ever talk about "faggot stuff"
gotta hide the powerlevel at all costs

>>381363074
You should have told them you only play last of us for the multiplayer and have never touched the single player story.

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>Co-worker complains about the prices of the office vending machine but is a complete damage-control drone who actively defends microtransactions, paid mods, retailer-exclusive preorder DLC or any other shitty business practice

>>381362620
I've become adept at holding conversations on Call of Duty because of this. I have never once played Call of Duty.

>hey anon, you look like you would love video games, have you tried that new fall out 4 game yet?
in front of a conference call of like 12 people..

Just work with a bunch of immigrants and fellow autists and you'll never have to hide your power level because it won't matter.

>>381363163

>thinking any kid other than a family member is cute
>saying so out loud

Pedo alert

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I hide the fuck out of my weeb tastes unless the person before me outs themselves before I do as a mega weeb. If someone asks me what I play I'll just say whatever Bethesda game is popular at the moment.

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>>381362620
>anon makes the same thread day after day about imaginary scenarios

>People talk about video games at my hobby.
>I am from non-English talking country, so I have to listen to them mixing English names in non-English conversation.

>>381363194
How great is their ass?

>>381363663
lol, live in korea
people say shit like "NAI SUUUU" instead of "nice," but they think it's the same thing
it's fucking hilariously cute when chicks do it

>forget to shave for a week
>standing in line next to dudebro
>"heyo dude"
>"hey"
>"you a gamer right bruh?"
>"w-what? why do you think that?"
>"bruh that's totally a gamer beard bruh"
>"h-haha no way man videogames are for fags"
I chemically removed my beard after that.

>>381363519
>other than a family member
Most pedos target their family members. If you're a male after puberty you're not allowed to be in the general vicinity of any child or else the pedo patrol will send you to jail forever.

>>381363074
autistic

>>381363664
http://imgur.com/gallery/8qhkJ

Very great.

>>381363792
>I chemically removed my beard after that.
Don't they say that just fucks your skin and your hair still grows?

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>>381363573
>tfw everyone knows about your weeb taste to the point that you hide it when you play a normie AAA game like it's something to be embarrassed about

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>>381363074
>eh, Ellie is cute
this is the best shit you could come up with, fucking autistic.

>>381364115

I was put on the spot and I don't handle pressure well. Fuck off.

>>381363074
>TLOU
>good game
what?????????
it's a fucking movie/walking simulator, that's like saying the uncharted series is anything but utter trash

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>normalfags don't know about my obscure cyberpunk mass murder/leg breaking simulator

>>381364115
Like your average anon could do any better.
Where the fuck do you think you are lmao.

>coworker
>implying that you are working in an environment where another human being has direct control over your life

That must be awful. Why not become self employed?

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>>381362757

>try to open with a normie game, mention csgo
>they have no idea what it is

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>>381364298
>try to open with a normal game
>tell them you own a broodwar painting

>>381364186
Genres can't be bad on their own anon.

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>Co-workers start talking about video games
>Say nothing and just listen as I do my work
Hearing the things 100% normies say about vidya is both fascinating and cringey. Especially when they start talking about old games.

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>check out what I've been playing
>*takes out his phone

>>381364275
If everyone had their own business, the competition and lack of workforce would drive everything into the ground.

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>>381364270
>>381364270
>>381364270
>Average anon
Just cause he's spews autistic shit doesn't mean the rest of us do aswell.
here's your (You) Niggerfaggot.

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>>381364298
>counter-strike is no longer a household name
I remember in the early 00's it was the Marilyn Manson of video games amongst parents. My rents would let me play grand theft auto but would always ask what shooter as I was playing on the computer. As long as I didn't reply "counter strike" they'd mummer "oh,ok" then and leave me to it.

>>381363939
Whos this bubblebutt frame? Not Valkyr, right?

>college normies talking about clash royale
>"hey anon what cards do you have?"
>"i don't play clash royale"
>"lol what a bore, you hate videogames or something?"

if they only knew

>>381364275
I am self employed and it comes at a big fucking price. All that "freedom" isn't free after all yo and if you are actually self employed and successful you should know this so stop being a dick in any case.

>have office job
>30 guys in our office
>men's room in 1 urinal and 1 stall
>one coworker goes into the stall at 10AM each day and stays there until 11AM
>then spends another hour from 2PM to 3PM
>hear weird sounds coming from the stall
>he stinks like shit and he never seems to flush
>buy and bring in my own air freshener and put it in the stall
>faggot never uses it
>complain to HR
>they do nothing

What the fuck do I do, /v/? This faggot makes going into the restroom miserable. It stinks to high heaven and causes back ups since he's using 50% of the restroom.

>>381363357
This

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>>381364429
This.

Studying the normies behavior is fascinating indeed, I tune out when they talk about mobile trash though.

>>381364796
get a different job, or go to a different floor to use the washroom

>>381364796
kill him

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>>381362620
>corworkers start talking about videogames
>its either about sports, COD, battlefield or the AAA hype game

its so hard to talk about games i hate but to not show i hate it as well.

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>imaginary coworker starts talking video games again

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>>381364458
>Takes out his phone
>He is been emulating SNES or N64 games

>course mate has vidya shirt
>try to make conversation
>all he talks about is indie shovelware
>hasn't played one of the highlights of 205 and 16 at all

goodamit

>>381365091
>go to imaginary job
>have to endure imaginary normie coworkers for an imaginary week
>finally get paid with imaginary money
>go home to imaginary wife and imaginary children
>she's cucking you with an imaginary black man

>>381363074
>eh, Ellie is cute
>silence
>dude, she's like 15
>h..ha just kidding
>slink away
Hilarious. Happens everytime I say a girl is cute but she isn't fat as fuck or she looks young. People are afraid of petite girls or something.

My boss asked me about vidya once and he actually knew about old games, said he really loved duck tales even though he couldn't remember the name of it and just referred to it as "the scrooge mcduck game". Other coworkers have predictable tastes though, fifa and shit like watchdogs is all they talked about last time the topic of vidya came up.

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>>381362620
>go into the game store to buy persona 5
>wait for the guy to bring the game over while i look on my phone
>guy comes back while looking at the back of the game cover wondering what the fuck his holding

i dont know why, but i started to feel embarrassed

>>381365224
SHUT THE FUCK UP ONSOKUMARU

>>381365224
this entire story on your part is made up, everyone loves skinny/small chicks if there aren't fatties around to hear the conversation

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>>381365223
Fuck you

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>>381365270
what? this is not the image i posted.

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>>381364298
>Girl asks me what vidya I play with my friends
>In reality we play Smash Bros and JoJo HTTF /ASB but no way am I saying that
>Tell her we play Street Fighter because I figured she'd know what that is
>"Street Fighter? What's that?"
>Tell her it's like 1 on 1 fighting
>"Oh is it a shooter? Like Call of Duty?"
I somehow managed to stop the conversation after that but don't remember how

>>381363074
>usually hide my power level
so you dont talk at all or what? because you seem pretty awkward

>>381364693
None of them have this kind of butt, besides Ivara

>coworker asks me what games I play
>start visibly shaking
>"D-DotA 2"
>tell them the pros make millions of dollars
>they leave me alone
>extremely sweaty palms

>>381364587
lol you are posting on /v/ you retard dont try hide your autistic to us we see straight through your lies

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>>381362620
>boss starts talking about video games

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>>381362620
>have a dudebro friend who I've known for a while
>he's alright, not 100% normie and not autistic, but a bit weird
>Destiny rolls along
>Fall for the meme.jpg
>dudebro friend finds a group of people to raid with
>they become friends
>they are all 100% normies
>they also 100% suck dick at vidya
>have to suffer their shit whenever I want to play games with dudebro
I also have to drag them through those fucking raids every now and then.

why is everyone autistic about playing vidya? you just come off as an insecure faggot

>>381365358
Maybe it's a NY thing? Or just my area.
Everyone here likes "thick" and older looking women here. And when I say "thick" I mean fat. Whenever a super cute/petite younger looking girl walks in, I get told I'm going to jail if I say she's cute.

Only time that didn't happen was when I was in Korea, when we were all oogling all the cute highschoolers walking in while at work.

>>381365419
>HTTF

Top tier taste my man

>>381365512
I know of a guy thatis vice president of a company and he has a super nice whore.
He is kinda fat and plays vidya all day long but supposedly his bitch doesn't say shit because she is happy that he is in such a good position.
>tfw never ever for us

>>381364796
this is why i like working with predominantly women.
>get my own "private" bathroom
>get hit on
>socialize better with girls

>>381364796
sounds like he has a health issue that manifests in shit

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>>381362620
>coworkers start talking about pokemon go (when it just came out)

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>>381365491
>dont try to hide your autistic to us
You cant make this shit up.

>>381365616
sounds like you hang out with fags that have shitty taste.

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>>381365770
>coworkers start talking about flavor of the minute mobile trash

>>381365856
holy shit, 4chan has ads?

>that guy who hates normalfags but is so obsessed with not looking autistic he might as well be a normalfag

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>oh you play that multiplayer game too anon? what's your rank?

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>Listen to a couple of people in high school talk about Fallout 3
>All reminisce and shit since it was somewhat old at the time
>Suddenly one of them says Fallout 2 was the best
>Near unanimous agreement
>They then start talking about Deus Ex and System Shock 2
5 years in the same class and that was the first time I really heard a vidya conversation that wasn't in my circle

>Ignore coworker for 2 or 3 years
>Find out he's into the same shit as me
>He moves away shorty after that because he gets his chick pregnant and has to work elsewhere

I had a good time watching outlaw star with him, havent had that much fun in a while

>>381365641
I just wish I could play it well, my friends and I aren't fighting game players by any standards, we're just massive JoJofagse

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>*Designated autist blocks my path in class*
>"Is that a gaming laptop?"
>"Uh, yeah, I guess it could be used for that."
>"Oh."

I'm sorry Connor, it was fine being your classmate, but I'm not inviting that shit into my free time. I spend time with enough autists on /v/.

>>381365934
huh, now that you said it I checked if my adblock and ghostery are on and they are. cheeky bastards found a way to bypass the block

>>381365223
I kek'd softly

>>381365672

>Working with women
>Not hell

Maybe it's just because I'm ugly but not the kind where it's pityable and non-threatning.

>>381365882
The ones in NY? I don't hang out with them.
I said co-workers for a reason.

>>381366104
I was being ironic, I'm not seeing them with ublock origin

>>381365593
welcome to /v/.

>>381366130
Are you legit ugly or just fat?

I got slim, got fit, got a good job and in the end it all didnt matter because i have a huge beak nose. No girl wants that shit.

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>>381365856
jej
those ads are primarily based on your browsing/search habits.

Actual 4chan advertising looks like

>>381366095
>"So, THAT'S where my legs disappear to at night!"

>>381366130
nah it's cool

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>>381365770
>Girls at work make light fun at the fact that I played Go for a few weeks at the start
>tfw I've probably spent more time playing Pokemon than talking to them and I worked with them for over two years

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>>381365580
You sound like an arrogant self centered piece of shit.
No offense though :^)

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>Have interests
>Don't hide interests because I'm not an insecure dweeb
>Get along with friends and coworkers anyway

I work in game dev and it's not really better

>huge nintendofag that sucks everything nintendo related
>my boss likes jRPGs but he never supports any of the new Steam localizations, but he bought Mass Effect Andromeda because bioware made it
>others are bunch of normies that play popular Ubisoft crap

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>8th grade
>get paired up with the class asshole for a test
>he constantly annoyed people, including me. Like a minor bully
>tries to awkwardly make conversation
>"so what games are you playing?"
>stuff i played was too obscure, so just said Gran Turismo 5, which i had only played a little bit a few weeks before
>"hm, cool"
>never tried to make conversation again
>mfw he died a couple of weeks ago in a car accident

>>381363074
>what's wrong with you people
>she reminds me of my little sister
EZ FUCKING PZ
Their projection is exposed and you're no longer on the defensive.
You don't even need to have a sister, you just need basic knowledge of social interaction.

>>381362732
My coworker was the one who actually introduced me to warframe

He knew shit about the lore though, and we both got burned out of warframe grindan after like a month though

>>381362898
That was me jim

>>381363163
>>381363519
Westerners are a paranoid bunch. Can't even pat a little tyke's head without being given a stinkeye.

>>381365379
to late im invading your server now.

>>381366453
I don't hide mine, but I don't broadcast it either.

>>381365770
>was playing platinum on my phone while go came out.
>show my friend platinum while we play go (he stopped playing pokemon at gen 2 as a kid)
>think it looks cool and got him to install it on his phone

he stropped playing around the third gym but i thought it was a success.

>>381366271

there is a guy I work with who has yuge beak nose and a pretty gf

u just have to git gud

>>381366518
>you think your sister is cute?
>UHHH N-NO MAN HAHA JAY KAY XD
stfu

>>381366426
>Girls at work make light fun at the fact that I played Go

imo there is nothing wrong with playing anything so long as you hide your power level

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>/v/ starts talking about videogames

>>381366489
maybe he had a hard life anon, he was the one to initiate a conversation with you. You just choose to think of him as a lesser being and dumb down your answer. Maybe he was into those vidya. You ever stop to think that, yes you do have about the same inner integrity as shia lebouf

>>381364424
For the first time in my life I envy someone on /v/

>>381366648
Shut the fuck up onsokumaru

>>381366648
I see you trip and broadcast being a worthless fag though, odd

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>>381366448
>You sound like an arrogant self centered piece of shit.

Fair, but these are the kind of normies that buy FIFA 20XX each year and still use doge memes.

I can only tolerate so much desu

>>381365672
>>381366130
I work with 3 other women, no men and I can say that if it wasn't for me to bring some calmness and rationality to the office, they'd kill each other.
I've been away for 6 weeks, had some training for 4 weeks and two weeks vacation afterwards and I got a text from the youngest one (she's 35, 7 years older than me), saying that she's going crazy with the other two bitching all the time.
payed them a visit once during those 6 weeks, was glad I only have been there for a few minutes to copy my passport

>>381366340
god dammit

I can't believe there are people who still think /v/ is still some extremely niche community. Internet culture has converged, to the point where "hitler did nothing wrong" is pretty much a normie-tier meme.

You never reveal that you like vidya games to anyone.

>>381366271

A bit chubby but even when I'm skinny, my face is still a bit off looking. That and I have a fucked up skeleton so I have no choice but to wear ill fitting clothes.

The acne scars don't help either.

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>>381366780
He was 100% dudebro. The kind that only knows how to party and be loud and obnoxious. And from the rumors i heard, he was also involved with drugs. I have no shame in being happy.

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coworkers go to the one of the pubs to play smash bros.

>>381366368
kek

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>coworker starts a CS 1.6 server

>>381366894
and then you use desu.

>>381366896
>payed
paid, I'm an idiot

>>381366909
>people are also still pretending that vidya isn't a complete mainstream hobby now as well

It's as ubiquitous as watching films

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>be poland
>"what videogames are you into"
>"uh, witcher"
>"cool, cool"
Some problems you have.

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>Willingly signing away your dignity just to be someone else's bitch slave for a couple bucks

>>381364270
>Like your average anon could do any better.
>Where the fuck do you think you are lmao
This isn't /r9k/.

>Make friends
>They play hard vidya, but are bad and spout extremely awful balance opinins

I just want somebody who likes autism games that won't also get slaughtered by whatever that games' noob killer is.

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>co-worker wants to add you on steam

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>hey anon, what's your favorite game?
>MGS3
>duuuuuuude I only played V but it was so good, I was gonna play the others but then I heard they're not open world and some of them are old, like PS2 old

>co-workers would ask me to join clash of clans like star wars game
>you should join us anon the whole company is almost in on it!
Always give them a yea maybe, fuck I hate mobile games.

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>>381365270
>Went to buy P5
>The display was just in front of the door
>Turn around
>Some really fat autistic looking guy and what I assume was his mother were starring at me until I turned around and pretended to look away
>Take it to counter
>Guy looks bored
>Gives me Steelbook edition even though I only paid for normal
Pretty good. Don't know why the autist was staring at me though.

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>>381367056
until i can talk about rabi ribi with normies gaming isn't "mainstream" you fucking mongoloid

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I feel sorry for you guys.

None of you seem to realise that there's a line between telling everyone you work with how you modded Artificial Academy to include oppai lolis with gigantic asses and holding a regular conversation about video games.

>>381367027
>and then you use desu.
filters and such.

>>381367240
You will never be able to talk about Rabi ribi. It just oozes out virginity.

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>>381365419
>asb
Anon what's your PSN username for PS3? I've been looking for someone to play this dead game with. pls respond

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>co-workers start talking about videogames
>it's mobashit or AAA kikeshill garbage
ENOUGH

>>381367240
I literally recommended Rabi Ribi to a co-worker less than a week ago because he told me he enjoyed Metroidvanias.

>>381367180
>play games on steam all day while "working"
>never add people from work because you know they'll tell on you
>"i just read books all day"

>>381367027
T B H autochanges to desu. aAnd even if he did say desu, what's unusual about that? I think you need to leave.

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>>381367190
>Sitting in the office
>Randomly hear https://youtu.be/cKkV2-e2rtg

>>381367409
enjoy your chat with HR reps that think you're a pedophile

>>381367056

I don't watch films

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>>381362620
>on the subway
>passengers start talking about video games

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>>381365419
>girls asks me what vidya I play
>literally any answer other than Nintendo's tentpole franchises confuses her

women seriously do not play anything but kirby and zelda i don't fucking comprehend it

one time i said shin megami tensei and we had a whole conversation about it even though she had no idea what it was

>>381367517
My work is possibly the most chill place I've ever worked. We don't even have a HR department.

>>381363074
You say it like they called you out as a pedo but I don't see anything creepy with saying a girl is cute, why would they immediately think you are referring to anything sexual?

>>381367357
I don't actually own a PS3, I play it on my friend's. Sorry pal.
Who's your main?

>>381367116
everyone on 4chan is autistic, making fun of other people's lack of social skills on an anime forum is the stupidest thing I can think of

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>>381366668
>gets spergy at the idea of having a cute sister
>immediately thinks cute = sexy
I'm sorry your only social interactions have been on /v/.

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>>381367840
i'm convinced that you're baiting

>>381367778
I find it thrilling because you get (You)'s instantly. Reminding anon of his pathetic life makes him reply faster than telling a girl you're cheating on her.

>>381367240
There's always subsets in a medium that aren't mainstream

Like i said, film is mainstream, but you're not exactly going to be able to talk about obscure art films with normies, doesn't really invalidate the fact that the hobby as a whole is mainstream

>>381364587
No need to sperg because you inferedly got called out on being autismo too man.

It's k, shhh.

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>>381362620

>>381367778
This site is one of the most visited sites in the world, it's filled with normies, you're completely delusional if you think everyone here is some social outcast

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>>381362620

>Coworkers talking about fighting games
>Say how cool the latest Tekken is
>Anon do you play Tekken?
>Nah man, I only played Tekken 3 when I was a kid
>Wow Tekken 3 that's old as fuck bro
>mfw Grand Master with Dragunov in T7

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>>381368018
yes it does your fucking idiota

>>381368106
it's great, isn't it

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>>381367116
>Still being in this much denial

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>>381367591
I used to work with a religious chick who would refuse to talk about anything related to demons or shit (for example, we were talking about Adam Sandler films and I brought up Little Nicky, when I said "Devil's Son" she just said no interest.). I always wanted to see how she would react to SMT but had no way to bring it up.

>>381366095
source?

>>381368452
You've gotta bring it up to the quirky goth girl who hangs halloween lights in her room.
They'll be into it.

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>talk about videogames at work
>anon1 barely holds cringe back, says he likes cod while thinking of waifu
>anon2 feeling shame about weebness says he plays dota
>anon3 says tlou is the best game hiding his fighting game powerlevel
>greg says he played falout 4
>all three anons go on /v/ and shitpost about normalfags having shittastic taste

Stop hating yourselves, nobody really gives a fuck after the age of 22. Videogames are acceptable now, even weebshit.

>>381368154
Dude, it's ok, seriously, calm down no one's going to bully you here like in Hs.

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>>381367180
>add coworker on Steam
>furry avatar
>almost exclusively only has furry friends
>dozens of furry groups, one of which was a horsecock lovers group

I mean, I admire how he revealed this to me like it's no big deal but god damn

>>381368154
my point was if you come to a website that originated as a site for "social outcasts", just to make fun of them for being social outcasts, you are equally as retarded as the autismos you make fun of. if you don't like people that struggle in social situations this is the last place you should come to

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>>381368170
>friend invites me to fight night
>has his coworkers and other friends attend as well
>trying my hardest to do believable sandbagging after watching them all play
>tfw I have a few drinks and start destroying everyone
>nobody wants to play anymore

>>381364796
If he is in there for 2 hours a day then he is a loss to the company. No place I know would tolerate finding out an employee is getting paid and not working for 2 hours every day.

>>381368594
Pure projection from /r9k/-kun.
>>381368637
>originated as a site for "social outcasts"
It didn't originate as anything, it was and still is a site to discuss anime and manga. I really love this revisionism right now.

>>381366668
What's wrong with saying your sister is cute? Especially little sister

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>>381367916
Goddammit you said bait, now you can slink away from the discussion with your head held high because rather than think that the world doesn't operate on the same rules of an Ottoman silk weaving forum you said bait.

Seriously there were plenty of ways to explain away Ellie being cute besides 'I-I was just joking lol'. Don't know if you're him, but if you believe that the way it was handled was best then you're both social retards.

>>381368742
What the hell places do you work for?

I'd be surprised if the average employee spends less than 2 hours at work not working.

People don't exactly work 100% for 8 hours or whatever

>work with gf
>she works in office with management
>boss tries to punk me asking about muh video games
>turn it around on him with his fantasy football and college basketball faggotry
>watching retarded niggers jumping around for hours at a time

>>381368839
He's probably american.

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>>381367719
Makes me upset. I'll post my PSN just in case BUBBA-MAD-DOG
Shit I main too many people.
>True main(s)
Kira/Kawajiri
>Subs
Rohan/Josuke/Gyro/Baoh/8/Giorno
>Shits and giggles and spam
Jotaro/Dio

>>381365616
Probably because you're ogling actual underage girls. What makes you assume every 'petite' girl you see is of age?

I'd wager that you're just a creepy fuck who has no shame or self-awareness

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>>381368592
i love rabi ribi!
>oh anon what's that? sounds like a cooking game let me google it really quick
>uh... anon.... what is this???
>are you fucking kidding? i'm reporting you to HR, the local police, and i'm filing a complaint to the feds

>>381368908

I fuck off four hours s day

>>381368939
>Kira
At least we both have good taste

>work at a hospital
>80% of the staff are women
>don't really talk to them. I'm just maintenance and most annoy the hell outta me
>one day, a nurse notices my 3DS in my work bag
>what are you playing anon?
>Ace Combat Assault Horizon Legacy
>doubt she'll know
>she goes on to say how hyped she is about ace combat 7
>we spend the next hour talking about planes and spanish guitar

It's the only time talking about vidya at work ended in a good way.

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>>381368452
should've shown her Pyro Jack around Halloween

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>>381367591
how did the conversation even go?

>>381368854
*tips fedora*
I have been bested, good day

>>381367180
>coworker is a chill black dude who plays Path of Exile a lot
>"hey man let me add you we can play sometime"
>give him my steam profile, complete with suggestive Krystal avatar
>still get a long fine but he doesn't talk videogames or Steam anymore
D E V I L I S H

>>381364796
Wouldn't they curious about him spends two hours a day in the bathroom? I spend 20 minutes in the bathroom a day and feel guilty.

>Hey what games do you play
>Oh ya know, Overwatch, Titanfall 2, mostly shooters.
>What's Titanfall?
>It's like COD but fast paced and you can ride robots
>Sounds cool!
There you faggots that's just one way to have an actual conversation with someone.

>>381368854
i was just trolling you you dipshit

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>>381369151
She HATED Halloween. She was one of these religions that don't recognise holidays. Although I'm a Britbong and we don't really give much of a shit about Halloween anyway. I did try carving Pyro Jack once when my sister got Pumpkins but messed it up.

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>>381365223
>she's cucking you with an imaginary black man
>but she doesn't exist so it's alright because she's not really cucking you then

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>>381369287
For whatever reason, old mythological stuff came up, and I was like "yeah I know kind of an embarrassing amount about weird old mythology stuff like that."
Obviously she asked why and I explained in the best way I could to a quirky goth girl, which was "it's like Pokemon but with religion."

It was pretty much just me explaining funny old deities and somehow she was actually interested enough to sit around and listen to me for 20 minutes.

We were friends for the rest of the semester until she graduated and things got a little awkward after I asked her out and it turned out she had a boyfriend.

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>>381369317
>>381369537
Ah, the merely pretending defense, well played.

>>381368518
my life

>>381368990
I keep that part to myself unless I'm overseas where the bros actually agree with me, or even point out a girl before I even notice.

While I'm here I only mention clearly of-age girls.

>>381365952
in case of csgo i always say silver 1 :^)

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>>381369751
nice leddit tier meme

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>>381368996
Come now, like you're going to stand there and take it. Granted, some games are like putting a shotgun in your mouth. That's why you explain immediately what is it and start talking about gameplay. If you don't it makes you look like a porn enthusiast.
Explain it's a metroidvania, that you like bullet hells. If they say a word about muh lolis you gotta spin it to make them look weird for bringing attention to it.
>muh weeb
It's funny.
There.

>Co-Workers think I am 100% normie and innocent.
>Realise I really become normal outside of my bedroom when I went to college.
>They ask me if I was ever addicted to anything since I don't smoke, drink coffee and rarely drink alcohol.
>Tell them during my early teens I played wow eight hours a day after school and 12 hours on weekends while only pausing to use the bathroom and eat.
>They think it is the weirdest shit ever and constantly bring up.
One girl told me she binged watched the entire new season of orange is the new black in one sitting.
That is over 11 hours.

>>381369137
Did you marry her?

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>>381366894
Allright I understand my dude.

>>381363074
I work at IT and can confirm this. Pretending to be good at computers doesn't automatically makes you a person with good taste in vidya.

You should never show your power level outside of 4chan.

>>381370290
Some girl I used to work with asked me real solemnly if I ever worried that I was "gaming my life away". Turned out she used to be super addicted to The Sims

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>not being a huge muscle head weeb

>not whipping out your vita in front of your coworkers and play senran kagura

>literally the most autistic shit you can imagine

>can't say a damn thing because i'm so swole

I fucking own my office and talk about whatever turbo nerd garbage I want to.

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>>381369137
Make her your wingman.

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>>381369721
> and things got a little awkward after I asked her out and it turned out she had a boyfriend .

I know that feeling all too well. I orbited some chick for so long.

>>381370290
The mainstream media, man. They really love doing nothing but painting people who play video games like degenerates.
The WoW episode of South Park was popular as fuck and I'm sure that's the most exposure to the game most people have ever had.

Don't know what it is that makes these people draw some kind of arbitrary line between watching garbage on Netflix all day every day and just playing video games.
At least video games are interactive, you're not just sitting there absorbing fictional information.

>>381369113
I like playing both variants. One for just running in and giving them the good ol combos and the other for spacing.

>>381370991
>At least video games are interactive, you're not just sitting there absorbing fictional information
something something cinematic experience

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>>381370760
It also turned out her boyfriend was a competitive Melee player.

>>381369631
Should've shown her Terminator from SMT 2

>>381371081
Is that why that shit is popular? Because normies don't want to put in the effort to learn how a game works and interact with it?
Is it somehow now taboo to actually learn a hobby instead of your hobby being "sitting around watching Netflix?"

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>>381363456
Also you should ask those people you're talking too if they've bought FallOut 4™.

>>381371259
Well it's taboo on /v/ to have a level of enthusiasm about video games beyond "plays trendy mobileshit". But it's also taboo to only play mobileshit.

>>381371259
Yes. That's also the reason streamers are so popular

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>>381371121
>competitive melee player
Could be worse. Although I didn't meet her boyfriend when I asked her out, the girl I was all over had another one that I did meet. He played Playstation Allstars and unironically loves Donte

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>>381371121
>It also turned out her boyfriend was a competitive Melee player

Should've pulled out the Fox and 4-stock his ass, then she'll be all over your dick

>>381370434
>>381370736
No. Her favorite plane is the Su-47 Berkut. I don't think I would be able to tolerate that shit taste
Nah. She's cool. I'll ask for her ___PSN___ the next time I see her.

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>>381371334
>autistic coworker asks if I've played Fallout 4
>say I haven't but I like the other Fallout games
>he asks if I liked 3 or New Vegas better
>say New Vegas
>he proceeds to go full Todd and explain why he thinks 3 was better

degenerates like you belong on a cross etc

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>>381371553
>Playstation Allstars

>>381371556
I would have if I had been any good at Melee at the time. I made jokes to my friends about 1v1ing the dude to win her.
I'm pretty sure he was in one of my classes too, because some fuckhead introduced himself to the class day one by telling everyone he played competitive Melee.

>>381369721

I just assume every girl has a boyfriend until proven otherwise. Works well for me.

>>381372014
after what happened yeah. I don't waste my time on women though.

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>Annoying co worker asks me if I play video games
>"No."
>Still tells me why the FIFA games get worse every year
>"So why do you buy them?"
>"I just like football so much!"
>"Why don't you join a club and actually play it?"
>Proceeds to give me a bunch of bullshit excuses
He never talked to me again though so mission accomplished

>>381370991
You're just doing the same thing but on the opposing side

>i'm so superior to normies because i play commercial vidya!

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>>381362898
>your coworker is Nepu herself

>>381371639
>talking about stupid shit with girl at work
>tell her how cool it would be if i had an auto-sorting inventory IRL so i wouldn't go looking for shit i lost / threw out / used up months ago
>what you mean like a Pipboy?
>wait, do you play Fallout?
>never played them, but F4llout looks really cool I guess. my flatmate showed me videos of it
>y-yeah it has very nice graphics

>family business
>have no social life since it's just working with family with no coworkers
>can talk about whatever since its just my brothers

bretty gud

>>381370725
I bet they all think you're really cool

>>381362620
Normal people don't really "get" video games. They do not seem to understand anything beyond "shoot the bad guys in COD."

It's like people who watch South Park and only laugh at the dick jokes. There's so more more than that going on.

>>381372829

Who gives a fuck what they think?

>going to work to make friends

>>381372379
I mean, it's not about the medium. I fully accept that video games do not enrich my life in any significant way.
But I do get into them. I learn about them and make an effort to understand them.

My problem with people who just binge netflix shit isn't that their hobby is somehow inferior, it's that they make no effort in it.
They literally just flip on whatever random thing comes their way and forget about it a week later because they don't actually have any interest in filmmaking.
I dislike netflix normies for the same reason I hate people who play angry birds and call themselves "gamers" or some shit, because they're posers.

That's not to say I'm some grand master expert on video games but, I mean it's the difference between someone who watches nothing but Marvel movies and "that one guy who took a couple film classes and likes to watch independent movies every now and again."
That dude definitely has a reason to contempt people who make no effort to enjoy film on any level beyond the surface.

>>381372856
Whats there to get? Either you are beating up/shooting bad guys, or you are doing it to other people, online or locally.

>>381372618
>ffourlout looks really cool
what did she mean by this?

>>381368939
I'll add you, my man, It has been a while since I had the chance to fight another スタンド使い that wasn't a CPU.
PSN: VGrekd
Main: Bruno Bucciarati

>>381372948
What about guys who only play AAA games but have an autistic level of knowledge about all of them?

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>>381368623
No fucking way

>>381370714
>if I ever worried that I was "gaming my life away".
I have decided to celibate and never have a relationship with a female or have children in order to play video games for the rest of my life.

I can only imagine what people would think of this if I told them.

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>>381373476
alright. But i'm telling you right now i'm pretty shit. imma get on and send/accept your request though.

>>381368623

You can't just not show us.

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>start a new job
>meet the people i'm working with
>they're normies but that's fine by me
>say hi to one of them
>oldish lady, about 45-50, has kids
>first question she asks
>"so what games do you watch?"
>what in tarnation
>"i'm a massive need for speed fan myself, look"
>rolls up her sleeve
>she has a fucking need for speed logo on her arm
>spend the next half hour talking about racing games and medal of honor

What the actual fuck just happened.

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>>381362620
>professor asks who plays videogames
>mostly guys raise their hands except for me and another girl
>tfw she's ultra normie and probably plays shooting games while no one knows I only play weeb games

>>381370725
>tfw you're not swole
>tfw you're a pale skinny nerd
It hurts senpai
I was planning to hit the gym once I get a job to pay for it but I'm socially akward as fuck so not sure I'd like it. And I can't get swole on my own

>>381370725
That's fucking awesome anon

>>381373774
I'm at work right now but go on and send it, I'll accept you when I get home.

>>381373926
You met one cool old lady.

>>381373990
Go to a class.
Gyms are pointless if you don't have a clue what you are doing but you can join a fitness class and have someone tell you what to do.
Everyone in the class will be on your level and you may make some friends.

>>381373926

Man, first time I played a multiplayer game was Diablo with some 50 year old housewife from the midwest

That was like 20 years ago, I wonder if she still plays

>>381373431
that you're mom's a slut and she sucks trucker dicks

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>>381373990
Trust me man, get someone to teach you proper form and all that, eventually you can go solo. Most gyms have a trainer program anyway, just pay some dude to teach you and read the /fit/ sticky. Personally, my Chad brother taught me for the first like two months.
There's nothing social about the gym whatsoever unless you make it that way, everyone is very focused on themselves. I get a little anxious sometimes but that's just when all the squat racks are taken up or some shit and I'm just standing around thinking of what to do.

I've been lifting for about six months now and I'm still a fat fuck, but I went from benching 45 to 135.
It just feels good knowing you're physically stronger than you were before.

>>381374229
just do starting strength imo and think about form more than "gains"

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>>381374229
>fitness class
Yes, he'll be making lots of gains doing Zumba
Read the sticky.

>wanting to show your wizardry and power level
lol
Just talk about the mainstream videogames, FIFA, street fighter and shit, not about some stupid weeb Loli game, the normies will think either you're a pedo or a degenerate

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>>381366648
>I don't broadcast my interests
>But I do broadcast my shitty name and tripcode across 4chan
The irony of this post

>>381374531
My sister and I go to a Fitness class.
There is a bit of cardio but it is mostly doing weights and strength exercises.

>>381374214

We ended up talking about anime too, her daughter likes it and she asked me for some recommendations for when she gets older. I suggested normie shit like bebop and brotherhood but man that was a surreal conversation.

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>being a wagecuck

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>At the beach with my friends who have jobs
>So Anon, what do you even do all day?

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What the fuck is wrong with you pussies

how can it be that none of you assholes know how to act like normal fucking people. You're all too scared that people aren't gonna like you for you and that's a retarded way to look at it. Quit overthinking shit, and go out there and express yourself

fuck all this hiding your powerlevel horseshit, if you see people talk about games tell them about the shit you play, or for fucks sake get involved in what they're talking about it isn't that hard. You can sit back and judge their tastes all you want but you're not doing yourself any good but just refusing to interact cause "hm... I'm too cool for those normies heh... >:^)"

>>381374787
Say you're looking for work. Unless you actually have a disability or something

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>>381374860
>You're all too scared that people aren't gonna like you for you

just... BEE yourself dude

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>>381374771
>being a pathetic foreveralone neetleech

kys yourself

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>>381366648

>>381375000
how about i fuck you

>>381375028
>being poor instead of owning capital

It's okay, enjoy your life of resentment

>>381374860
I think most people in this thread are exaggerating experiences for the spirit of making this thread more enjoyable

>>381374480
>no matter how ripped you get, you will (probably?) never have a musclegirl gf

>>381375149
for real tho who here's ever fucked their sister lol

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>>381375370
The actual ripped musclegirls are all on steroids. Every single one of them.
They have shut themselves off from the world of dating and are 100% psychotically dedicated to lifting.

I guarantee you, I've seen them at the gym. You can tell when you see them. I wish it could be different, but it ain't.

>>381374860

I feel like if I were a functional normal person I wouldn't be on 4chan

4chan is like family

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>>381374229
>>381374703
What the fuck is a "fitness class" you faggot? You sound like a woman

>>381375563
I know what you mean, I wouldn't want to be with one of those freaks anyways. I just meant a girl that lifts as hard as she can but without being crazy

>see colleague wearing fallout shirt
>ask him which fallout games he liked
>he says he's never played any fallout game except for fallout 4, which he only played for around 12 hours

And on a separate occasion:

>overhear colleagues talking about bioshock
>they are all praising Infinite, talking about how deep it was and how good of a game it is
>ask them what they thought about the first two Bioshock games and if they knew about System Shock
>didn't know about the first two Bioshock, thought that Infinite was the only Bioshock game
>had never heard of System Shock, assumed it was a Bioshock Infinite rip off after they found out

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>/v/ talks about fitness and lifting

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>>381375885

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>>381375743
I see a few natty girls at the gym who aren't just cardiobunnies, but they are rare, and sometimes they just never come back.
There's this one cute asian girl with a nice ass who's at my gym at the same time as me sometimes and she's the right balance between strong and soft.
But most girls are too basic and think lifting will make them look """too big,""" so they go full cardio bunny.

The world would be a better place if girls embraced the iron.

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>>381375926
>/fit/ talks about fitness and lifting

>>381375885
>Setting yourself up for disappointment like that
why

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>>381375885
>thought that Infinite was the only Bioshock game
Wow, that just makes me sad inside.

>>381376182
Cardiobunnies are the worst thing to happen to women's fitness.

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>>381375885
>be normie
>love Game X
>to the point that you talk about it with coworkers
>never, at any point, just google the name of the game and find out there are other games
>never, at any point, even just look at the wikipedia article
>just accept it as the only one you've ever heard of and therefore it's the only one that exists

FUCK YOU NORMIES FUCKING DIE

>>381376823
You even visit Rapture in Bioshock Infinite and they had no idea what it was. They thought the BaS DLC was "based on that underwater part of columbia".

You're all just closeted normies that play too much video games and jerk off to non vanilla shit.

>>381376998
>you're all normies except you're not

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>at college
>two dudes talking about vydia
>they go to my same classes
>you can tell by the "atk pow", and "ability pow" talk
>this is my chance to make friends
>ask them about it
>they were speaking about LoL
>it has passed one year and a half and this dude keeps talking to me about it
>every time I try to change the subject he goes back to it
>try to seem bored of it
>he keeps going
>my fucking face everyday I attend class

Don't make the mistake I made, don't talk about vydia irl, EVER.

>cute supervisor starts talking about her sonic games collection
>immediately associate her with /co/ and /v/ autism
well

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>>381366648
The gayday is on the fritz again.

>>381377435
The realization that few people know of /v/-core games really is quite a shocker. I've met one guy who actually had similar tastes in vidya.

>>381363792

i doubt it was just your beard, he probably saw how you dressed and how you were very slumped over playing your switch

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>>381363074
>people at work find out I have a PS4
>a few of them keep bugging me about TLOU
>a few of them keep bugging me about Horizon
>get asked by one if I want to play DaS3 together
>he attacks all NPCs and is using a guide
>he actually complained to other coworkers when I didn't want to play with him anymore

Its tough being surrounded by plebs.

>Tfw talking about boardgames is not hard since everyone has played those super popular dosgshit ones and you can even start a conversation with normies saying something like "Imagine if risk was actually fun and enjoyable instead of a game of luck that drags for 3 hours"

>>381378446
>Risk
No, you bring up Catan. Bitches and normies love Catan.

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>bring in CS 1.6 and quake for a sick lan party
>people only play 1.6
>refuse to even consider quake
>one fag is endlessly going on about how he wants to play CSGO RIGHT NOW!
>everyone agrees with him but not as autistic about it
>bring in some halo
>eveyone having a blast
>GOtard camping and talking shit about everyone that kills him
>rages whenever he isnt first
>uses cheap ass tricks and just camps the whole game
>accuses everyone else of what he himself is doing
>still whining about CSGO
>mfw everyone called him out on his shit and he started stutering and gave bullshit reasons then went silent for the rest of the week

>>381379117
Missing the point, everyone has played Monopoly and Risk and other shitty games, if they have played Catan they already played some entry tier thing so the conversation would be different.

>>381362620
>tfw the boss is my dad
>all my coworkers have to listen to me talk about video games and weeb shit and pretend to be interested because they know I'll be taking over the business in about 5 years

Feels pretty good desu

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>>381375294
I like my job and it pays well though. Plus I've made even more life long friends because of my work.

>>381367228
steelbook wasnt extra faggot lul