Crash N.Sane Triolgy Coco edition

>DUDE SELFIES LMAO

Uhh that's kind of cringe desu

>>381357321
Except when Link does it in Zelda, then it's okay.

"The game will offer very little in the way of surprises."
"Tanguay let slip, however, that the engine could run at a higher frame rate, as opposed to running with a fixed 30Hz tick rate".
https://arstechnica.com/gaming/2017/06/a-remaster-with-no-old-code-crash-bandicoot-was-rebuilt-nearly-from-scratch/
Guys, give it to me, will this game suck dick or will it blow everybody's mind and then we will get more Crash?
Because the game looks cool, but I'm getting the feeling that not many people is going to actually pucharse the game.

>>381357140
>5 days
It releases on the 30th. So nine days, actually.

>>381357321
>if is not nintendo it sucks! SUCKS!

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>>381357567
>>381357321

>>381357873
oh really, it's that close? i just bought 10 games but i'll have to get this then too

Ah, another autism thread.

Does she play differently at all?

>>381357407
>>381358012
>>381358198
>talking about nintendo all of a sudden
the butthurt is strong here

>>381358758
not really, he was proving a point; another company gets shit for doing something, nintendo does it exactly the same way and gets nothing but praise

>>381358758
Pony here, it's cringe on both parts and no one should defend it.

>>381358753
if you watched the link, you could tell she doesn't

>>381358198
I'm just asking for opinions, I don't know anything about it.
I said the game looks cool and I will buy it when it's on sale.

>>381358895
Where did he praise Nintendo in his post, my mentally ill dude

>>381359215
he didn't, >>381358758 implied it with his post

>>381359358
no, I didn´t implied anything

>>381358758
I was talking about Nintendo because I think it's fantastic how modern and progressive Nintendo is with Link selfies and cross-dressing. What's the problem?

>>381359162
That's fucking stupid, Crash is lame

>coco death scenes
Oh yeah...

>>381357321
>Zelda was DUDE SELFIES
>Mario and Rabbits was DUDE SELFIES
>Dead Rising turned to DUDE SELFIES
>Crash is now DUDE SELFIES

I wish this would stop

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>>381357140

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>>381357140
>>381357321
Reminder that Coco is a dirty Cortex spy and probably swaps selfies with N. Gin

>>381357321
I don't know the lore but she's like a teenage girl, obviously she's cringey and most likely a giant slut aswell.

>>381357407
Wait, what? When does that happen?

>>381357321
We live in cringe times

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>>381357140
>Coco has smartfone now

>>381360934
it's Ubisoft tho

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>>381363525
onechan, get your own batteries by yourself

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>>381357140
That new coco model is disgusting

>forcing selfies in remakes of cherished childhood games

ah i see their agenda now. they're making coco a more prominent character than crash. it's like a middle finger to people who grew up enjoying good video games.

why do vapid cunts ruin everything?

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>>381365741
>character takes selfie
>hurr coco is overshadowing crash
Teach me your ways

>one of the iddle animations is a selfie
OMG! game ruined! don't buy this shit!

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>>381357140

What's the deal with those weird out of place facial expressions in N. Sane trilogy?

>>381366169
Cortex looks better on the right

>>381366169
more cartoony i guess

>>381364395
WW HD, Breath of the Wild

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Who else is going to buy this game just for Coco?

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>>381367625
I'm buying it for Tiny

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>>381360807
You forgot one

>>381367920
and this one
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2QGvwvvxUys
lmao live streaming a murder n facebook

>>381366169
would look too creepy and would scare children away

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>>381357321
the future is now old man

Furfags need to die desu

>>381367890
Julian?

>>381367890
Julian please

Why are people waiting great surprises from this? Its a remaster.

>>381367890
Hey, Julian.

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>getting triggered over mundane shit like selfies

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>>381360807
>I wish this would stop
Me too. It's fucking everywhere. Every time I see this crap I picture a bunch of middle-aged business men on a conference room saying "we gotta add those self-picture thingies kids today like!"

>>381357140
Why does she have teeth

>>381371626
There was a fucking tv show named after it a few years ago act like this is some new shit you fags. Welcome to the 21st century get the fuck over it.

>>381371015
GET OUTTA HERE I'M GONNA CALL YOUR MOM

So, what's wrong with selfies other than it's something that wasn't feasible/possible in the past?

>>381371689
Bandicoots have teeth.

>>381357321
Not more cringe than waifufags who will buy this game just because they can play as a girl. This whole shit is another remastered garbage, so waifufaggotry is just adding more shit in a pile of feces. For real, they should make Coco DLC just to steal more money from the retards who will buy this crap.

>>381358198
Crash didn't matter in the past when Nintendo was weaker, it doesn't matter now when they are strong. Don't know why you Console Justice Warriors think this game will do any harm to Nintendo.

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>>381370857
Was playable coco not a surprise?

They have teased possible cut levels from the OGs appearing so people are hoping for that too.

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I'M COMIN' FOR YA

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>>381365502
>>381360934
>>381360807

>>381371915
People just object to youth culture being added into their video games.

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>play Crash 3 for the first time yesterday
>get to the end with most of the gems it was possible to get
>go back for the remaining colored gems
>can't for the life of me figure out how to get the yellow gem, eventually just look it up
>I have to beat ten time trials

FUCK this shit. It was fun until this point. I can't believe they actually made these things necessary to get the real ending.

Returning voice actors then vs now

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fxx3vBJQ_yk

>>381371753
>a few years ago
>old
thanks for your input, 12 year old kid

>>381372824
What's the culture being taking pictures of yourself in situations that don't warrant any?

>>381373360
Glad to hear that they're noticeably better in the N.Sane Trilogy.
I didn't even realize DiMaggio was Uka Uka and Tiny, since he usually only uses 2-3 different voices.

>>381373807
>that don't warrant any
How do you determine this?

>>381372947
>time trials are hard

>>381373910
What part of a trip to the restroom or lying in bed warrants a picture?

>>381371915
rampant narcissism

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Coco is cute. CUTE!

>>381373862
John DiMaggio did a lot of video game voice acting surprisingly. I only knew him as Marcus Phoenix and Bender.

>>381373921
They ARE hard! Didn't you see all those hardcore youtuber gamers failing miserably at Toad village?

>>381374129
Fair enough, though in that case, excessive selfies are the problem but not selfies inherently.

>>381357140
>poor man mario
why would anyone fall for this meme is beyond me

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>yfw PC Coco mods

>>381357140
5 days? My copy will ship june 29 :(

>>381374272
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=anTdXmFgzvA

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WOAH

>>381374859
WHERE DO THEY GET THESE PEOPLE?

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>>381374412
OP is wrong, it's 9 days. June 30th

>>381375226
Jewtube.

>>381375214
Todd pls go

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>>381374409
>PC

>>381376441
I'll bath in your tears when it's revealed.

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>>381374409
>mfw Coco sfm porn. Both good and bad. Mostly bad.

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>>381376943
What sound would he make

>>381376995

"Hey Anon, I couldn't help but notice a folder named "coco's wumpas" on your computer. Would you mind telling me what's this all about ? "

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>>381376943
TODD, PLS LEAVE

>>381376995
RUTABUYMYGAME