Do the Switch cartridges really taste like shit?

Probably not, I can't really say what shit taste like. It's more like sour candy without the candy or flavor part.

>>381352575
its so blind people know how is the game

>>381352921
It's bitter, anon. Not sour.

>>381352575
Yes they did it intentionally to keep kids from putting them in their mouth.

Yes. Very very bitter

>>381353013
Are you tastesplaining me?

They don't taste like shit >>381352921
is wrong, they're not sour, it's bitter. It tastes horrible and I would not recommend it.

They don't literally taste like poop but yes they really do taste bitter

>Nintento games taste fucking terrible
>Nintenbabbies will defend this shit

"I-it's okay when nintendo does it!"

Right, enjoy your shit tasting games

They do, here is an article talking about it:http://www.ibtimes.co.uk/nintendo-switch-game-cartridges-deliberately-made-taste-awful-prevent-children-eating-them-1609368

What this fuck? Why are you eating fags eating your switch games? It goes inside the console, not your mouths.

They're coated with the most bitter substance on earth.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Denatonium

>>381352575
they taste really bitter and the aftertaste is in your mouth for quite a long time. i have tested it many times on my friends switch

they taste like earwax

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>>381352998
nice delivery, anon

They taste like a crushed pill

W-what?

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>friend preordered a Switch and BotW
>forgot about his BotW preorder and got another one
>had two copies
>told him to get a refund on the extra
>"...I have a better idea."
>fucking opens the second box
>takes the cartridge
>licks it
>"wow, that tastes gross, haha"
>puts it back in the box and resells it to GameStop for like half the price

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>>381357206
Lunesta flavored.

>>381354001
so that's what they add to antifreeze
thanks phoneposter

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Pretty sure they taste bad intentionally to prevent babbys from eating them and choking.

>>381357639
loses $30 just to minorly troll someone who will never find out. I can respect that.

>>381358027
how do you know he's posting from a phone

>>381360424
it's the mobile wikipedia, dummy

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They taste exactly like this.

>>381353937

Come on dude. The last time I ate a playstation disc, it didn't taste any variety of good.

>>381353046
At least they know their target audience.

>>381354107
>licking your friend's switch cartridges
Are you trying to give your friend autism?

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>>381360685
>can't tell an obvious joke
>implies he actually ate a fucking CD-ROM at one time
dude, come on

>>381352575
They should have left the carts alone. No one died from swallowing GBA carts. (As far as I know anyway) Natural Selection.

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>>381361307

>>381361307
That's a lie. Asses taste better than switch games

>Shadman

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>>381361307

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>>381352575
Give it a lick OP, it tastes good.

But the more important question is which system has the best tasting software?

>>381354001
When I was a kid my parents put this on my nails to stop me biting them, I just sucked it off and kept doing it. It is disgusting but still totally bearable.

>>381361016
it was mutually agreed experiment

>>381361307
>Succc!

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>>381361661
>MikeMatei.jpg

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>>381361307

>>381362704
That meme was debunked.

>>381354001
>Unbearably bitter to most humans
I ate my zelda game, it bitter but not UNBEARABLY bitter.

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>>381362769
I still like bringing it up ironically. I hate him. Anyone who brags about having a massive dong generally has an average or below average one. Like my friend who's below average but buys magnum condoms.

>>381361021
But he was joking too. Are you serious?

>>381362789
Why did you eat it?

>>381361307
I wonder what goes on in that man's head

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>>381361307
>Shadman

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Another day. Another Walmart that can't sell these pieces of shit. It's Wednesday.

>>381363054
Because I was told it tastes terrible.

>>381363445
Shit tastes horrible, would you eat that too, Anon?

>>381363445
You could of just licked it.

>>381362725

i wonder if shadman will do a pic about that

>>381352575
Is this nintendo's way of saying they have shit taste in games?

Interestingly, just licking your fingers after handling a switch cart gets you the taste

>>381352998
You fucked that one up, man.

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>>381352575

>>381363610
No, because its not novel.
>>381363612
I did spit it back out at least. I'm not a swallower.