What is this game? What am I supposed to do?

>look at a map
>pretend there's gameplay in there
>have no fun at things you will never understand
>call it a fun game because you got ripped off an you don't want to look like an idiot for buying this crap even though you are one

This is not a game, it's a simple way to ripoff autistic retards.

>>381351120
You show off how much of a big-cocked and pious kang you are by flexing your nuts and pretending you give a shit about your religion, at the expense of infidels.You do it over the course of generations, and you try to top yourself with each cousin-born heir you have.

>>381351120
It's only fun if you figure it out on your own.

The flailing around for the first thirty hours is where the true fun comes. It immediately ceases to be fun when you start seeing through the illusions and mirages to see what lies underneath.

>>381352539
>It immediately ceases to be fun when you start seeing through the illusions and mirages to see what lies underneath.
I can still refund it, what's wrong with it?

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>>381352539
Should I refund it?

>>381353604
Don't, those are just the usual negative nancies.

>>381353604
Fuck no, CK2 is great.
Takes a little to learn how it works, but once you do it has infinite replayability.

>>381351120

Learn to play the game good. Then start doing goofy shit like recreating the Vandal kingdom in North Africa as Germanic pagans and raid the shit out of the Mediterranean. Marry your sister. Restore Manichaeism. Turn your dynasty into Dwarves. etc.

You set your own goals in this game.

>>381351120
You're supposed to buy the DLC, dumb goy.

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I'm not a history buff or anything, but the game is fun at least as a betrayal simulator, I keenly remember having three of my child nieces murdered and then coming into possession of a nearby kingdom as a result

game becomes fun when you're a scheming bastard, making sure your kingdom doesn't fall apart around you

>>381354551
>they should just give us content for free.

I like that they are continuously making new content and updating the game. A lot of it is free. Stop bitching about DLC already. Its how they afford to give you the free updates and patches that they also release regularly.

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yay it's time for rebellion to increase council power #573

>>381353604
It's a mix between an RPG and grand strategy game. It's very good. Maybe it appeals to you. You should know what the fuck you like.

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>>381353604
I didn't say to refund it. The game is fantastic, but when you eventually awaken to the spit and glue the game mechanics rely on you'll come off your high pretty quickly.

Play some of the godly total conversion mods. Pirate the DLC.

>>381355239
>Some faggot of Cathar Uprising has declared Cathar Revolt on you!
>Some faggot of Cathar Uprising has declared 2nd Cathar Revolt on you!
>Some faggot of Cathar Uprising has declared 3rd Cathar Revolt on you!

Playing as Socotra is suffering.

>>381355887
>Pirate the DLC

Don't do that, unless you are a poor-fag from Ghana or something.

>>381356453
Go fuck yourself and your 200+ dollarydoo game Johan

>>381356453
Yes, buy your 262 euros worth of DLC like a good goy.

>>381356453
The fuck is wrong with you?

It's literally one of the few games where piracy can be morally vindicated without even a second's thought but most of the game's fantastic mods can't even be played properly without them.

>>381356576

Yeah, just steel like a nignog. People don't need money to produce content, Capitalism is for losers! Smash the patriarchy!

Start as a count of some small retarded fiefdom, try to become an emporeor through war, marriage, and politicking (assassinating) your way to the top of the blue blood hierarchy.

>>381356696

This, don't start as an emperor or King character unless your realm is in a tough position.

>>381351120
Worship the devil and fuck all your relatives.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z2ZkO8CclhI

This will explain everything

These games are fucking grew, but honestly it took me like 3 weeks of play to get a handle on the one I started with.

That probably sounds bad but I spent the time experimenting and learning things by myself instead of looking most of it up. Once I understood it, I loved it.

>>381356245
>random jewish guy shows up at your doorstep and wants to be spymaster
>-56 reputation and refuses to convert to your religion

>firstborn son ends up as a gay inbred satanist with chest pains roughly 200 years into your ironman campaign

>>381356453
>>381356678
oy vey goyim give me $20 for a portrait pack. i promise it's worth it.

>>381357580
>oy vey goyim give me $20 for a portrait pack. i promise it's worth it.

You sound more greedy than Paradox does, son.

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>>381351120
Fuck your daughters when they turn 16 so they don't fuck up your inheritance with outsiders. Throw your sons in the oubliette when they turn 16 so they don't fucking start factions. Hire a good spymaster and the rest will follow.

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>>381356245
>make custom kingdom
>bunch of different cultures whose lords all hate me
>this shit happens

That was an annoying playthrough

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>>381358476
this, kek