Is this really how it works?

>>381348513
How?

>>381348551
that's pretty autistic

>>381348428
>>381348551
This REALLY activates my claustrophobia.

>>381348551
>renafag
kill yourself

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>>381348551
end yourself furfag

Someone please explain

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>>381348551
>uncensored tits on a blue board
Enjoy your 3-day ban.

no it's space bird magic

>>381348428
No, she liquidizes.

>>381349012
>liquidizes

Source? I don't think she'd be able to survive that

Nope, she shrinks and runs like a hamster in a ball

>>381348428
but where's all the armor?

>>381349072

She turns into pure energy when she uses the morph ball.

>>381349012
she wut

>>381349146
How does she pilot the ball?

Does samus have hollow bones?

>>381349198
with TUUUBES

>>381348428
no she turns into a ghozo spirits and haunts the ball

>Exactly how it functions is unknown, but Prime concept art shows a large ball forming around Samus from her suit's material, then shrinking down to its miniature size - in-game, a core of energy is visible through the equator between the two sides, indicating that Samus may transform into energy to fit into the smaller ball. Zero Mission design documents refer to the Chozo being capable of "unique transforming into a sphere," implying that the user's body is physically within the ball somehow.

>>381349305
This sounds right to me

maybe it's shrink tech

>>381349120
Best explanation.

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>>381349120
Hmmm

>>381348428
Can you fuck the ball form?

>>381349521
This is better than the hamster explanation.

>>381349627
>Samus becomes a Fruit Rollup

>>381349715
bing bing wahoo bazongo

>>381349627
Imagine how dense that ball is.

>>381349521
I honestly see them using this concept in a future title. It makes more sense than any other explanation.

>>381349836
>unironically liking this

>>381349612
I would put it in my butt yes if thats what you mean

>>381349940
Where did I say I liked it? I said it made more sense.

>>381349836
''no''

>>381348551
hot

>>381349198
With her feminie penis

>>381350013
>lel I bet slowbro is like hella chillin out in that pokemon ball dawg like its a fresh hot killer pad in there homie imagine what that would look like lmao

>>381349612
Asking for a friend.

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>>381349627
>explore tight spaces

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>>381350181
>getting this butthurt over nothing

>>381350181
Why are you so mad, faggot?

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>>381349350

>>381350443
>>381350449
>having objectively retarded judgement

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i have way too much dumb metroid shit
im so glad you're back, baby. you have no idea

>>381350747
Who the fuck cares? It's just a stupid thing from a vidja

>>381351269
>damage control

yyd

>>381351123
I don't remember which webcomic but I remember when Samus transforms into a ball and then begins leaking out blood.

>>381349521
Headcanon.

>>381351591
Is this a late-game unlockable in Prime 4? Don't know how to feel; could ruin the silhouette.

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>>381349305

>ghozo spirits

Fug!

>>381349146
This

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>>381351397
Maybe this is what you're thinking of?

>>381352084
those are the TUUBES dudes, right?

>>381352238
They're vapor brains.

>>381348428
Samus curls into a fetal position and the suit forms a ball around that.

She controls the morph ball with a joystick up her anus

>>381349120
Sounds cute

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that pirate log was amusing

>>381349950
>>381349521
Laughed way too hard at these

>>381348428
that's exactly how it works

>>381352818
fuck off

>>381352818
Hang yourself.

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>>381348428

>>381353028
So samus is a pokemon?

What type would she be?

>>381349120
I desperately want to believe this

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>>381351305
>Ywn be this autistic.

nigger samus has been injected with so much bird dna she has hidden flaps and slots and tabs and she can basically fold up like a decepticon.

>>381353104
my

>>381353104
Flying / dragon

>>381348719
>Knowing the name of w/e the fuck abomination that is.
I got bad news for you bud.

>>381348428
Would this indicate it becomes like that one scene in Taimanin Asagi games where the girl became a cube and was fucked while her entire body was in the shape of a cube, so now Samus must be fucked as a sphere?

>>381353326
>not watching digimon as a kid

>>381349521
>MAXIMUM OVERDRIVE

>>381353326
show me your digimon cards or get the fuck off my board.

>>381353406
>>381353564
Go back to /jp/ you fucking weebs.

>>381352818
Die tripfag

>>381353104
Psychic/Flying

>>381349120
please make this true

>>381354174
:3

>>381353264
RUBBER

>>381349627
>brap

Would Federation Force have been better if you played as space pirates instead of federation marines?

>>381355473
Not if the gameplay was the same.
It was pretty boring all things considered.

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>>381348428
Probably not. If anything, ancient Chozo space magic.

Neither the Pirates nor the Galactic Federation seems to understand how her suit actually works or functions.

>>381354429
NEN

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>>381349120
>>381349521

>>381356350
>That one pirate log where they tried to replicate morph ball tech only to have the specimens crushed.

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>>381356945

>>381349120
Someone get a drawfag I'd love to see this

>>381357327
god i wish that was my penis

>>381356350
>ancient Chozo space magic
This reminds me of Forerunner space magic in Halo.

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>>381348428
You think she does it in a similar way sonic does? She's probably flexible for all we know.

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>>381349120

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>>381348428
That's hot

>>381360082
>>381349521

>le chozo bird magic
it's fucking matter-to-energy conversion
holy shit, why are you retarded

>>381352818
>this fucking autist is still on this shit board

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>>381361505
>Talking about yourself like that

>>381360870
This

>>381353104
Doesn't have one

>>381360310
There's a fetish for literally everything uh

>>381348428
wonder what it smells like in there haha

>>381360310
hi dobson

>>381350181
Except that's right? Pokeballs are supposed to generate a pocket dimension for housing Pokemon, right?

>>381362021
As far we know they get converted into data, that's also how they get stored in the pc.

They could be chilling in that form in some simulated house though.

>>381359441
Anon please, I only have one penis.

>>381360082
Perfect

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>>381362021
>>381362257

"Poison damage"

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>>381349627

>>381362743
source?

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>>381362743

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>>381362936
You knew an edit like this was coming

>>381363580
iqdb
Learn to search first, newfag

>>381361872
that don't make no sense. What are you even gibbering about? Dobson is inflation, and breast expansion.

>>381364369
they look inflated though, even if they actually aren't

>>381353104
Normal

Charm
Sweet Kiss
Milk Drink
Bounce

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>>381361701

>>381364486
Oh, yeah, I see what you mean. They're just squished in a tight chamber, is how I see it.

>>381348428
Its fucking Chozo-tech, that's how it works, its practically the setting's equivalent of 'a wizard did it'
Fucking freaks, stop asking stupid questions like absolute retards for once in your life.

>>381364486
Nigga, how big do you think Pokeballs are?

>>381362743
>>381363790
she already knew

>>381365256
Big enough to smash them against your mom's chin

>>381365256
What I want to know is how big Samus' pokeballs are

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>>381366178
But who taught her? Samus is an innocent, pure girl after all.

>>381360082
Excellent.

>>381363505
why does daisy looks like a dick in the first pannel?

>>381349627
y can't metroid crawl?

>>381352818
Fuck off, Onsokumaru.

>>381366390
>innocent
>pure
No physically fit woman is innocent or pure. She probably took guys back to her ship every night between missions. She probably can't contain her sex drive.

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>>381349697

>>381367261
>>381368009
>>381368254
(^:

>>381368009
/r/ing this backwards with "Delete this" at the end

>>381359441
sucking your own dick feels like sucking someone elses dick rather than having your dick sucked.

>>381368645
Hot

>>381368645
which makes me even more mad that i can't do it

>>381348428
She turns into pure energy.

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>>381368645

>>381367261
>>381368009
BORB

I-I wanna dunk a ball Samus!

Samus is just a head, the suit is a robot body.

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>>381367170
Fit women are the purest. Being surrounded by muscular men in the gym makes them grow used to sweaty male presence. Wearing tights spandex and sports bras makes them stop seeing revealing clothes as anything other than a pragmatism. After the initial embarrassment of showering nude with other females they become so used to it that nudity doesn't mean a thing to them anymore.

Being raised by bird people means Samus has likely never even seen a penis much less knows what one is.

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>>381369717
Samus actually shrinks down and pilots the suit from the head power rangers style, that's why her body never matches up with the suit dimensions, it doesn't have to

I recall hearing about how Samus's bones and/or joints are disconnected and extremely flexible, like an octopus or something. So when she goes in to a morph ball, it's like squeezing and re-shaping all of her organs in to a more compact shape and stuffing it like jello in a harder ball shape formed by her suit.

If not, then she transforms in to pure energy while in ball form, and that's all ya gotta know.

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>>381368504

>>381370294
Stop it please.
Why can't this be canon?

>>381349198
What part of "pure energy" don't you understand faggot

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>>381368504

haha this is such a funny thread

haha

>>381370394
It is, anon

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>>381370437
Pure energy is a meme. And I won't have you insinuate my fiance is a meme.

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>>381370492

>>381369307
This is one of those things that I forgive for not making any physical sense, because it's so hot.

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>>381371235

>>381348428
Mainline Metroid games: Samus curls up and suit morphs into a ball shape

Spinoff Metroid games: Samus turns into pure energy and two giant clam shells appear out of no where and sandwich around her

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>>381368254
That fucking better not be Dark Samus.

>>381353104
Normal in zero suit, but evolves into normal/steel after getting power armor

This is a good thread

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>>381371235

>>381370247
>Being surrounded by muscular men in the gym makes them grow used to sweaty male presence.
You clearly have no idea what you're talking about.

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>>381370437
>>381349146

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>>381371235

>>381370492
Good, just needed to be a little faster

>>381374848
No. The slowness is what makes it great.

>>381364008
I can just hear the fucking compression

>>381369307
Can't say I wasn't expecting an answer but this made my day, absolute kek material.
>>381371235
Just what the hell turns you on about fucking a cube exactly?

>>381376038
Helplessness, I'd imagine

>>381350380
Jonathan Frakes is looking bad

>>381376038
Only the useful bits are left untouched. Limbless girls are also great, but usually you have to deal with gore or implied gore with those.

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>>381376038
No problem.

>>381369307
>>381371235
if someone animated it with breathing maybe

>>381376734
Okay, well that's just too much now.

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>>381353284
You're thinking of the pseudo-legend of Zebes region.

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>>381376980
It's never too much.

>>381377107
>Samus going "kyaa" in the artwork

>>381377282
A sphere would be hysterical. Just imagine Samus rolling around nude, or some wack job after banging her uses her as a basketball, or rolls around to masturbate, it's the top of all top keks.

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>>381377534

>>381360082
CUTE! but her running would be even CUTER!

>>381377678
Creepy asf hand but this is glorious.
>inb4 the Nips use this idea for themselves

>>381378164
there is no way they haven't. i've definitely seen the box before. the sphere only makes sense

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>>381373301
>tfw Android Jones won't be back to do the concept art for MP4

>>381378164
>implying the pictures aren't Nip made to begin with

>>381348428
I always just assumed she stuck her head into her vagina, and kept pushing in until she turned into a ball

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>>381364490
>Bounce